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Autumn is the dissatisfied ex-wife of Mr. Hankey and the mother of Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon. She appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas", and South Park: The Stick of Truth. She has a drinking problem and is often seen drunk. She broke up with Mr. Hankey as it was told in "The Problem with a Poo" by Mr. Hankey.


Autumn is a talking piece of excrement. She has long blonde hair and wears a low-cut pink dress, a white necklace, and white gloves.


She seems to be unhappy with her marriage, mostly due to Mr. Hankey's erectile dysfunction. She seems to use alcohol as a crutch for her unhappiness.


Mr. Hankey[]

She is the wife of Mr. Hankey. We assume that their marriage is failing, with her constantly being drunk (a "symptom" of a crumbling marriage) and insulting him over his erectile dysfunction.


She has three kids. Being a housewife, it can be assumed that she takes care of them.


  • Autumn: "Do you wanna bet I won't take my clothes off and run naked around this parking lot?"
  • Autumn: "That's not the only thing that can't get up around here..."

Video Games[]

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

Autumn plays a minor role in Dropping the Kids Off, where she bickers with Mr. Hankey while intoxicated. She alongside her husband asks the player to find their kids, who have been scattered across the South Park Sewers. Once they are all found, she, alongside her husband, will become friends with the player on Facebook.

South Park: The Fractured but Whole[]

Autumn Hankey makes a brief appearance in the game. When the player goes into the Marsh’s house, they will notice that in the bathroom, the toilet is clogged by a gigantic piece of poo. The player will assistance from Toolshed using his Sandblaster to unclog the toilet, and Autumn will thank the player and let them take a selfie with her, becoming their friend on Coonstagram, and then leaving so the player can use the toilet. After she leaves, Shelley will comment on Coonstagram how the toilet in their house is covered in "turds".



Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Boy with Huge Glasses | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's Parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped Convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | Geeky Computer Guys | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Hansen | Herbert Pocket | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's Parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's Associates | Mall Manager | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Harris | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Harris | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman | Phil Collins | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich Kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Rick Watts | Robby | Romanian Father | Romanian Guards | Romper Stomper | Rookie Security Guard | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security Guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Ugly Girl | VH1 Anchor | Walter Matthau | Weasel | Woman with Pink Dress

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four