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The Anchorman appears in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". He is portrayed by South Park editor Tom Vogt.


After each successive commercial break, after the first, the Anchorman would say variations of the phrase, "fighting the frizzies at 11". During the episode's credits, he fights a "frizzie" in a boxing match.

This is a take on a real promo spot for a newscast that's almost identical and that can be seen on most bootleg versions of "The Star Wars Holiday Special".


The Anchorman has combed darkish brown hair and a brown mustache. He wears a black suit coat, a white formal shirt, and a blue striped tie. He also wears white boxer shorts with a black trim.


Minor Characters from Season Three
Alan the Security Guard | Anchorman | Boy with Dark Green Shirt and Glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI Agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the Security Guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's Girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrison Senior | Mr. Garrison Senior's Drinking Buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York Kids | Nibblet | Nurse with Red Hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army Leader | People's Army Soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's Friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa Tribe | Yoko Ono

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three