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The Anchorman appears in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". He is portrayed by South Park editor Tom Vogt.

Background[]

After each successive commercial break, after the first, the Anchorman would say variations of the phrase, "fighting the frizzies at 11". During the episode's credits, he fights a "frizzie" in a boxing match.

This is a take on a real promo spot for a newscast that's almost identical and that can be seen on most bootleg versions of "The Star Wars Holiday Special".

Appearance[]

The Anchorman has combed darkish brown hair and a brown mustache. He wears a black suit coat, a white formal shirt, and a blue striped tie. He also wears white boxer shorts with a black trim.

References[]


Minor Characters from Season Three
Alan the Security Guard | Anchorman | Boy with Dark Green Shirt and Glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI Agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the Security Guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's Girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrison Senior | Mr. Garrison Senior's Drinking Buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York Kids | Nibblet | Nurse with Red Hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army Leader | People's Army Soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's Friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa Tribe | Yoko Ono

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three