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The American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) is a non-profit organization that lobbies the United States government on behalf of elderly and retired citizens. It appears in the Season Seven episode, "Grey Dawn".


The townsfolk of South Park vote to have the driver's licenses of the elderly revoked, due to the many accidents they cause. In response to this, Marvin Marsh leads the other tenants of the Shady Acres retirement home in a militant protest.

The AARP soon later captures the town, holds the younger townsfolk hostage, and makes unfair demands in their favor. Before their threats are allowed to be carried out, the elderly are defeated when their food supply is cut off at the Country Kitchen Buffet.

Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) | Ben Affleck | Benjamin Franklin | The Bloods | Canadian Door Guard | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Faith + 1 | Ferrari | French Canadian Mime | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Joozians | Joseph Smith | Josh Myers | Kim Jong-il | Legion of Doom | Lexus Martin | Lieutenant Dawson | Lucy Harris | Martin Harris | Mercedes | Moop | Mr. Dog | Mr. Streibel | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Official Messenger Boy | Porsche | Premise Running Thin | Rick the Mountie | Sanctified | Sarah Peterson | Steve | Streibel Daughters | Thomas Jefferson | Trinity | Wise Man

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven