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CLASSIfied "CLASSIfied/Walkthrough" "Alternate Universes Collide Again/Walkthrough" "Microaggression Academy/Walkthrough" Microaggression Academy

Walkthrough[]

Head right from Jimmy's house to Kyle's house. Once there, the Human Kite will again call upon you to defeat his cousin. Head to the backyard, where you will find that Alternate Universe Human Kite has blockaded himself behind some obstacles.

Defeat the Imposter Human Kite Again[]

Allies Layout Rewards
Three allies of your choice. Human Kite is not available for this combat.
Icon no Icon no Icon no 1
Ob Ob N
Tb althumankite
Ob Ob 2
Ob Ob 3
Dreidel of Vengeance artifact
Maximum Jersey DNA
$1.30-$1.50
60 XP



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Alternate Human Kite Information
Tb althumankite Health Stats mc health 170
Move Stats mc movement 2
Immunities None
List of abilities
Ability Range Effect Status
Althumankite power1
Eye Laser
Fires an eye laser onto target.
Range tupperware ult 44 Damage None
Althumankite power2
Shield of David
Provides a shield, "like a Sefer Torah". Has a cool-down of two turns.
Self heal 180 Protection None


Alternate Human Kite will be positioned at one end of the combat field, while you and your allies are on the other end. Move your allies towards the other side and clear the obstacles in front of alternate Human Kite, using any offensive ability.

Allies with charge abilities, like Captain Diabetes, are especially helpful here to get the fight done with quickly. Alternate Universe Human Kite's only offensive attack is an upgraded version of his Eye Laser beams that hits five squares in a cross shape; keep your allies spread out to reduce the damage they take on his turn.

Once you have defeated Alternate Universe Human Kite, he will attempt to invoke the winds... which only succeeds in blowing his kite into a tree. Unfortunately, he has a backup plan: calling Aunt Sheila.

Defeat the Broflovskis[]




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Sheila Broflovski Information
Tb kylesmom Health Stats mc health 300
Move Stats mc movement 1
Immunities None
List of abilities
Ability Range Effect Status
Sheila power1
Psycho Slaps
Slaps the target multiple times.
Melee 68 Damage None
Sheila power2
Jersey Slide
Rushes towards the target and inflicts knockback.
Charge4 44 Damage Effect knockback damage Knockback (1)



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Human Kite Information
Tb human kite Health Stats mc health 235
Move Stats mc movement 2
Immunities None
List of abilities
Ability Range Effect Status
Humankite lasereyes
Laser Burn
Rake a target with Kite's laser eyes.
3 range st los 44 Damage None
Humankite rescue
Jetstream
Pull allies close and Heal them.
4 range heal 45 Heal Effect knockback default Reverse Knockback
Humankite cover
Kite Shield
Grant Protection to a teammate.
Lobbed st heal no min range 60 Protection None

Once his backup joins the fray, Alternate Universe Human Kite will run to the opposite end of the field as Mrs. Broflovski stands in front of him. In order to triumph, both of them must be defeated; the original Human Kite will join the fray after his mother takes damage, this time siding against you, but he does not need to be beaten.

Alternate Universe Human Kite begins this phase with only 1 HP, but his first action will throw up a shield to give himself an extra 180 health. Despite this, you should focus on Aunt Sheila; if her nephew or her son is attacked before she falls, she will flip out and gain a free turn after every hero makes their move (including both Human Kites), which should be six per round. If any of your characters fall, his turn will be removed from the sequence, effectively giving Sheila two consecutive turns (potentially up to four if both Human Kites have their turns after one another, and a maximum of six if you have only one survivor).

She has a basic melee attack and a charging move to hit multiple targets with knockbacks; as with her nephew, spacing your characters can help minimize the damage she inflicts per turn. On your turn, hit Sheila with whatever attacks you like; Human Kite might attempt to shield her, but a continuous barrage should overwhelm the shields. Once Sheila falls, return your attention to Alternate Universe Human Kite; even with his shield, he won't last long.

Return the Kite[]

After the fight, you will need to fetch Alternate Universe Human Kite's kite from the tree. This is when you will learn a new Buddy Power, Fartkour. Whenever you see a pinwheel, you can now enter Inspection Mode and call upon The Human Kite to reach high-up places otherwise inaccessible. A yellow circle will appear with the button prompt as you are about to execute Fartkour; press the button when the yellow circle aligns with the button prompt (PC: F, PS4: Triangle, Xbox: Y, Switch: X). Repeat for a few times until you reach the tree top.

Grab the kite, then return it to Alternate Universe Human Kite inside. Remember to take a selfie with him and Aunt Sheila afterward.

Now continue to your next mission: "Microaggression Academy".

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