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Alan is a security guard seen in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" and "Trapper Keeper".

Background

In "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery", he and Mark the security guard are watchmen at Mt. Peaceful Cemetery. They warn South Park about Cleo Broflovski's stolen corpse. They say that it had been stolen for the purpose of having sex with it. Unbeknownst to them, the boys had dug it up to scare the 5th graders. In addition to warning the townsfolk about the stolen body, they also go into graphic detail of what necrophilia is and how it is performed.

In "Trapper Keeper", he and Mark are stationed at Cheyenne Mountain's military base. Alan and many other people cannot tell Rosie O'Donnell apart from the Cartman/Trapper Keeper blob. He survives the disaster.

Appearance

Alan has blond hair and wears square black-framed glasses. He wears a dark blue security guard's uniform compromising a collared shirt, a black tie, a black belt with a gold buckle, pants, and black shoes.

Personality

He appears to be of relatively low intelligence, not realizing how dangerous the Cartman/Trapper Keeper hybrid was despite its grotesque, ominous appearance.

References


Minor Characters from Season Three
Alan the security guard | Anchorman | Boy with dark green shirt and glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Herbert Garrison Sr. | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the security guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Herbert Garrison Sr.'s drinking buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York kids | Nibblet | Nurse with red hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army leader | People's Army soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa tribe | Yoko Ono

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Three | Season Three