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Afternoon Delight is a song by American pop band Starland Vocal Band. It was featured in the Season Ten episode, "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy".

Background

Sheila asks Kyle to go pick up Ike at his teacher Ms. Stevenson's house. As Kyle walks into her house, this song can be heard playing on a boombox as Kyle catches Ike and Ms. Stevenson taking a bath together, revealing their inappropriate relationship to him.

Lyrics

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right"
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway

Thinking of you's working up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together, make the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you got some bait awaiting and I think I might
Like nibbling a little afternoon delight

Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
We can make a lot of loving 'fore the sun gone down

Thinking of you's working up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbing sticks and stones together, make the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight


Songs from Season Ten
Afternoon Delight | Begin the Beguine | Can't Fight This Feeling | Cartman's Buck Rogers Theme | Dawg's Crew Theme Song | Don't Stop Believin' | Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already | I'm Goin' Back to Cali | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Live to Win | Love Will Keep Us Together | Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | Oh Yeah | Smuggy San Francisco Town | Song 2 | Symphony No. 9: Adagio - Allegro Molto | We Are the Champions | What Really Happened on 9-11? | Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Ten | Season Ten

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