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"A Witch Pursuit Thing" is a song sung by the fathers of South Park in the Season Twenty-One episode "Sons A Witches".


When the fathers of South Park dress as witches, they believe that the town is coming after them to get rid of them, when they are actually trying to get rid of Chip Duncan, who became a witch who abducts children. In an attempt to fix the town's opinions of witches, they perform this song at the South Park Elementary Gymnasium.


We're all on the same side, you and I
Let's all stick together, let's try
When things are goin' bad
And there's people you need to confront
Just be sure it doesn't turn into a witch pursuit thing

Hey guys, there's good witches and there's bad witches. And we stand with you in saying this particular witch needs to be brought down. But that doesn't mean we should all be closing parks and stopping all witch activity, because...


Songs from Season Twenty-One
1980s Music Montage | A Witch Pursuit Thing | Barbershop Quartet | Brick In Yo Face | Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Give Life A Try | He Kissed Me | Hokey Pokey | Hold My Hand | Humble | I Want Candy | (If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right | Look What You Made Me Do | Put It Down | Stressed | The Number of the Beast | The Wheels on the Bus | They Got Me Locked Up In Here | Unfaithful | Whistle

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-One | Season Twenty-One