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A Randy Mystery is a side mission in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

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Plot details follow.


Find out who's keying Randy's wife's car.


When you meet Randy outside his garage, he tasks you with finding the culprit of his car keying. Continue with the story missions to naturally come across the offender: Randy himself in The Bowels of the Beast. Beat up Randy to finish this mission.

As a result, you will be able to take a selfie with Randy in his house from Day Two.



A Randy Mystery
The New Kid approaches the Marsh residence and finds Randy attempting to fix some damages on his car
Who would do such a thing? It's just so mean!
The New Kid speaks to Randy
Hey kid, you know anything about this? [shows the New Kid multiple scratches on the bonnet] Somebody is keying my wife's car at night. It's happening every night. I thought it was just one of you damn kids, but well... Here, come here, take a look at this.
Randy leads the New Kid into his garage
Whoever is scratching the car is also leaving notes. [pulls out a stack of notes] I'm just scared it's a... jilted lover or something. "You won't forget me that easy." "I thought we had something." "I'll tell the world about you, bitch." Listen, I'm sick of having to buff that shit out. If you can catch whoever's keying my wife's car tonight, I'll follow you on Coonstagram. Trust me: You want me as a follower - I'm a pretty big deal in this town. [takes a polishing machine and begins repairing the damage]
End of A Randy Mystery

The Fractured But Whole Missions
Story Missions

The Battle for Kupa KeepOriginsCoonstagramAlternate Universes CollideThe Chains of Super CraigBirth of a Coon FriendRise of the FourthiesGotta Go Fast (Travel)Mosquito in a Honey PotA Touch of FaithThe TalkThe Burrito WhispererOrigins 2: New BeginningsCivil WarHomeward BoundThe Bowels of the BeastCLASSIfiedAlternate Universes Collide AgainMicroaggression AcademyMedicinal Fried FiascoOperation: Just 'CauseThe Talk 2: The GenderingOperation: Blind JusticeOrigins 3: The VisitorCivil War 2: Playtime's OverRace Academy: First ClassWe Need a ToolUnder CoversThe Hundred Hands of ChaosThe Chaos GambitThe InvitationThe Samaritan AgendaOrigins 4: The Omega PrologueHeading HomeNocturnal SubmissionThe Thin White LineFreedom CallingTo Catch a CoonThe Many Asses of Dr. MephestoFarts of Future Past

Side Missions
A Randy MysteryRaisins on a RampageA Perky PredicamentPeppermint Hippo Lost & FoundFor NippopolisGhost ReconcilerTherapy WarsAlways Bet on ChaosVigilante MarketingThe Big Beatdown(You Can) Call on MeTouch the Sky

Scavenger Hunts
Scavenger Hunt: The Yaoi ProjectScavenger Hunt: The Headshot JobScavenger Hunt: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cats

DLC Missions
Bring the CrunchFrom Dusk till Casa Bonita
More Information: The Fractured But Whole