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The family arrives to the dilapidated Blockbuster store. Randy gives the family a tour of the store, while the others show their dislike for the store. Randy defends the store. That next Friday, Randy and Shelly are working while [[Sharon]] and Stan are not. Randy asks Shelly how many copies of [[Wikipedia:Meet the Fockers|''Meet the Fockers'']] they have, Shelly responds angrily that they still have six, meaning no one rented any. The next day, [[Filmore Anderson]] loses his ball and Randy picks it up and asks Filmore and his friend if they would like to rent some DVDs, scaring the kids away.
 
The family arrives to the dilapidated Blockbuster store. Randy gives the family a tour of the store, while the others show their dislike for the store. Randy defends the store. That next Friday, Randy and Shelly are working while [[Sharon]] and Stan are not. Randy asks Shelly how many copies of [[Wikipedia:Meet the Fockers|''Meet the Fockers'']] they have, Shelly responds angrily that they still have six, meaning no one rented any. The next day, [[Filmore Anderson]] loses his ball and Randy picks it up and asks Filmore and his friend if they would like to rent some DVDs, scaring the kids away.
   
The next Tuesday, Randy is walking in the Blockbuster store when he sees a woman with a headband in one aisle. The woman tells him she cannot seem to find "[[Wikipedia:Turner and Hooch|''Turner and Hooch'']]" and then dissipates. Randy is mad because Blockbuster is apparently so old, it has ghosts. Another ghost appears and tells someone named Emily that the war is over and that they should rent a movie from Blockbuster. Randy goes into a tangent, yelling at the ghost and jumping up and down. Stan, from afar, watches Randy yelling at nothing and tells his mother that he thinks that something is wrong with his father. Sharon agrees.
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The next Tuesday, Randy is walking in the Blockbuster store when he sees a woman with a headband in one aisle. The woman tells him she can't seem to find "[[Wikipedia:Turner and Hooch|''Turner and Hooch'']]" and then dissipates. Randy is mad because Blockbuster is apparently so old, it has ghosts. Another ghost appears and tells someone named Emily that the war is over and that they should rent a movie from Blockbuster. Randy goes into a tangent, yelling at the ghost and jumping up and down. Stan, from afar, watches Randy yelling at nothing and tells his mother that he thinks that something is wrong with his father. Sharon agrees.
   
On Wednesday, it is Halloween and [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] run into [[Butters Stotch|Butters]], who is dressed as Were-prechaun and [[Jimmy Valmer|Jimmy]] who is Gangnam style. Butters asks why they are not in costume and Cartman egotistically answers that their costumes are so cool that they have to put them on together at [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]'s house.
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On Wednesday, it's Halloween and [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] run into [[Butters Stotch|Butters]], who is dressed as Were-prechaun and [[Jimmy Valmer|Jimmy]] who is Gangnam style. Butters asks why they aren't in costume and Cartman egotistically answers that their costumes are so cool that they have to put them on together at [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]'s house.
   
At Blockbuster, Sharon helps Stan put on his Captain America costume when Randy interrupts, saying that he needs everyone at Blockbuster because he has a big sale going on. Stan then calls Kyle saying that he cannot go trick or treating. Kyle, as Thor, comes up with an idea involving both of the boys' [[Apple Inc.|iPads]]. Kenny is dressed as Iron Man with a mask and voice-changer, and Cartman is the Incredible Hulk.
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At Blockbuster, Sharon helps Stan put on his Captain America costume when Randy interrupts, saying that he needs everyone at Blockbuster because he has a big sale going on. Stan then calls Kyle saying that he can't go trick or treating. Kyle, as Thor, comes up with an idea involving both of the boys' [[Apple Inc.|iPads]]. Kenny is dressed as Iron Man with a mask and voice-changer, and Cartman is the Incredible Hulk.
   
 
We find out that Kyle's idea is to use FaceTime, via Stan's iPad and Kyle's iPad on a skateboard, so that Stan can still trick or treat. Cartman rants that Stan has ruined their plans, saying that people wouldn't know who they were. At the first house, the man knows who everyone is except for Cartman, who he thinks is Bruce Vilanch, then the incredible Chaz Bono. His wife suggests that he is the incredible Harvey Firesteen, then the man finally suggests, the incredible fat and gay, skinny, straight man, which pisses Cartman off. At the next house, the man thinks that Cartman is [[Alana Thompson|Honey Boo Boo]], infuriating Cartman even more. And all the while, Cartman blames Stan's costume for people misunderstanding him for someone else.
 
We find out that Kyle's idea is to use FaceTime, via Stan's iPad and Kyle's iPad on a skateboard, so that Stan can still trick or treat. Cartman rants that Stan has ruined their plans, saying that people wouldn't know who they were. At the first house, the man knows who everyone is except for Cartman, who he thinks is Bruce Vilanch, then the incredible Chaz Bono. His wife suggests that he is the incredible Harvey Firesteen, then the man finally suggests, the incredible fat and gay, skinny, straight man, which pisses Cartman off. At the next house, the man thinks that Cartman is [[Alana Thompson|Honey Boo Boo]], infuriating Cartman even more. And all the while, Cartman blames Stan's costume for people misunderstanding him for someone else.
   
Meanwhile, near Blockbuster, a man and a woman are walking by, when the woman becomes frightened when she sees Randy in the window. They flee and Randy angrily mutters to himself. Later that night, Randy, hunched over, walks through Blockbuster, having mild outbursts. He sits at the counter and has a hallucination of renting a DVD of [[Wikipedia:Robocop 2|''Robocop 2'']] and the director's cut of [[Wikipedia:Bladerunner|''Bladerunner'']]. The hallucinational [[Blockbuster Employee's Ghost|Blockbuster Employee]] tells Randy that he may need to do something to Sharon and Stan. Randy looks over Stan while thinking and exclaims that he won't do it, scaring Stan.
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Meanwhile, near Blockbuster, a man and a woman are walking by, when the woman becomes frightened when she sees Randy in the window. They flee and Randy mutters to himself, angrily. Later that night, Randy, hunched over, walks through Blockbuster, having mild outbursts. He sits at the counter and has a hallucination of renting a DVD of [[Wikipedia:Robocop 2|''Robocop 2'']] and the director's cut of [[Wikipedia:Bladerunner|''Bladerunner'']]. The hallucinational [[Blockbuster Employee's Ghost|Blockbuster Employee]] tells Randy that he may need to do something to Sharon and Stan. Randy looks over Stan while thinking and exclaims that he won't do it, scaring Stan.
   
 
In town, [[The Boys|the boys]] are still trick or treating and notice that someone is breaking into a local [[Kum & Go]], they decide to stop the person, since they are the Avengers. The plan backfires when they find a bunch of them and that they shot the store clerk and Kyle's iPad (Stan) is taken.
 
In town, [[The Boys|the boys]] are still trick or treating and notice that someone is breaking into a local [[Kum & Go]], they decide to stop the person, since they are the Avengers. The plan backfires when they find a bunch of them and that they shot the store clerk and Kyle's iPad (Stan) is taken.
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