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"(I've Got a) Golden Ticket" is a song originally from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Eric Cartman sings a portion of it after learning about Tourette's syndrome in the episode "Le Petit Tourette".


I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye!
(Cartman laughs and throws the toy he was going to buy on the ground)
(The store guy asks: "Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?")
No, I don't need the toy, I've found something better!
Cause I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden chance to make my daaaayyyyyy!

Songs from Season Eleven
California Loves the Homeless | Carry On Wayward Son | Cherry Pie | Come to My Window | Down with the Sickness | Easter Parade | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | He is Risen | Help Me | Hippitus Hoppitus | (I've Got a) Golden Ticket | I Remember You | I Wanna Be Sedated | Imagination Song | John the Fisherman | Jordan | Pie Jesu (Requiem) | Pretty Vacant | Surrender | Woman

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eleven | Season Eleven