Merry Fucking Christmas - piosenka zaśpiewana przez Herberta Garrisona w odc. ,,Świąteczne piosenki pana Hankeya".
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I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday,
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there, Mr. Muslim!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Put down that book the Quran,
And hear some holiday wishes!
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate!
There is no holiday season
in India, I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd!
They've never read a Christmas story,
They don't know what Rudolph is about,
And that is why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there, Mr. Hinduist!
Merry fucking Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef,
And pass it to the missus!
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th,
All they do is eat a cake,
And that is why I go to Japan,
And walk around and say...
Hey there, Mr. Shintoist!
Merry fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass,
You infidelic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do!
So let's all rejoice for Jesus,
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day,
I travel 'round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too
Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
(Oklaski) Oh, thank you, Mr. Hat.