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Member Berries
South Park Elementary Gymnasium. The girl's volleyball team are warming up.
ジム
Hello everyone and welcome back. We are live at South Park Elementary School where the local girl's volleyball team is about to take on the Jefferson Sabers.
マイク
And, hey Jim, it is packed. Sellout crowds tonight, first time in team history. Everyone turning out to see what's going to happen.
ジム
[Camera switches to Nichole, who is stretching] That's right, Mike. All eyes are of course on fourth grader Nichole Daniels. Will she sit or stand for the National Anthem? [The crowd stare at her.]
マイク
This week with athletes all over the country sitting down for the National Anthem, [Two people are seen holding a banner reading 'WE SUPPORT YOU NICHOLE!'] the question on everyone's mind is "What is this little girl gonna do?"
ジンボ
She's not gonna sit down. Why would she?
ランディ
Screw that. I've got 100 bucks riding on this. Come on, Nichole. Sit on it!
スポーツ評論家
Now please rise for the National Anthem. [they stand up.]
ランディ
This is it.
マイク
The National Anthem starts. Nichole Daniels seems to be waiting. So far no si... Oh! [The camera moves to Heidi Turner, who is sitting down.] And Heidi Turner is sitting down!
群衆
Ooh!
ジム
Might be totally unexpected. All eyes were on Nichole when Heidi Turner comes out of nowhere and sits down.
マイク
[Interrupting] And there goes Meghan Ridley! The crowd is going wild. What a turn of events! Let's check in with Dave.
デイヴ
And Mike, I've just looked at the girl's Twitter accounts and it appears they are sitting out the National Anthem to protest the harassment and trolling they receive on the Internet.
マイク
Complete surprise, Dave. Nobody saw this coming. Three girls now sitting down and finally, there goes Nichole.
ランディ
Wow, Yeah, 100 bucks!
ジム
And, as the anthem draws to a close, this thing is over.
マイク
The final result, four athletes sitting out of the National Anthem, three of them not even black. A shocker here in South Park, thanks for joining us. [People start leaving]
スティーブン
Oh my god, that was great. [The crowds empty out, leaving only a few left.]
審判員
Ah, play ball. [Blows whistle. The girls start playing.]
PC Principal's office. He's addressing the girls
PC校長
Alright, ladies. First of all I wanna say that I completely respect your decision to protest our national anthem. Thought it was sweet. I believe you shed some light on some very important issues regarding gender equality.
ハイディ
What are you doing about Eric Cartman?!
PC校長
Ladies, I understand you're upset about the trolling you've received on the Internet, but there is no evidence that Eric Cartman is Skankhunt42.
ウェンディ
It is him, it's completely obvious, and nobody is doing anything about it!
PC校長
Well he claims that he's been working at changing himself and the world around him. [presses the intercom button] Send in Mr. Cartman.
カートマン
[opens the door and enters] You wanted to see me, PC Principal?
PC校長
Mr. Cartman, I'm gonna ask you one more time, are you or are you not the Internet troll Skankhunt42?
カートマン
It's "Skankhunt42" and no I am not.
ハイディ
He's lying. Make him show you his phone.
カートマン
Unfortunately, that'd be a breach of my civil rights, but I can assure you, nobody respected you girls' poignant protest more than I did.
The U.S. Senate, day.
ジョー・バイデン
Fellow Senators, our nation is divided like never before. While people everywhere fight for their voices to be heard, perhaps it is time for us to consider that our national anthem needs to be changed. Americans need an anthem that inspires and excites, an anthem that has something for everyone while still paying tribute to what it once was. I believe there's only one person capable of achieving this. [clicks on a handheld button and the picture behind him changes] J.J. Abrams.
上院
[murmuring among themselves] J.J. Abrams!
ジョー・バイデン
He saved Star Wars, and now we will ask him to save our country.
Three helicopters take to the sky and fly out of sight
J.J. Abrams' mansion. The helicopters touch down by the front gates and the senators pour out
女性上院
[over a megaphone] Mr. Abrams? Mr. Abrams, we need to speak with you.
男性上院
Look, there. [a light comes on at the left end of the second floor, and a shadow stops by the window]
女性上院
[over the megaphone] Mr. Abrams I speak on behalf of Americans everywhere. We've come to ask you to reboot the national anthem. Please Mr. Abrams. We know you've been asked to reboot a lot.
上院2
[whispering] We know you're tired.
女性上院
We know you're tired.
上院3
[takes the megaphone] What do you say, sir? We all want something new and that makes us remember the things we lost. We want to 'member! We need your 'member berries! [Abrams mulls it over]
男性上院
One light means yes, two lights means no. [Abrams reaches to his left and one light comes on. The gathered crowd goes wild.]
South Park Elementary gym, day. Cartman holds a school assembly
カートマン
Fellow students, as you know, an Internet troll by the name of Skankhunt42 has been harassing women and girls by making degrading comments on our school message board. The girls are very upset, and many male students believe that it's just because girls don't have a sense of humor. I beg to disagree. Girls rule, women are funny, get over it. Just the other day, in the hallway, I heard two male students saying how the new Ghostbusters sucked balls. I was shocked and appalled. It is time for us all to realize and accept that girls are cool, and women are funny. Wendy? Wendy, could you come up here, please? Come on up, Wendy. Wendy Testaburger, guys. [some of the kids clap, Wendy stands up and walks over to Cartman] Wendy, go ahead. Be funny. [he holds the mic to her face, and she looks at him warily. He tried harder, she leans farther away] Say something funny, Wendy. We can't wait.
ウェンディ
I'm not funny.
カートマン
Hey, girls are funny, Wendy. Okay? Get over it. Just do women's comedy stuff. You know, talk about how fat you are and how you wanna have sex with guy and then say "my vagina" a lot..
ウェンディ
I don't feel like being funny right now.
カートマン
And that's just the kind of sexist bull-crap that's gonna keep you in the kitchen. Sit your ass down. [Wendy goes back to her spot on the gym floor] This isn't a joke, you guys. Girls are funny. Bebe, why don't you come up here? Come on, Bebe.
ベーベ
NO!
カートマン
No? Come on, talk about havin' sex with guys, and say "vagina" and stuff like that. Go ahead. [looks her over quickly] Girls rule, women are funny. Bebe, get over yourself. Seriously.
ベーベ
Get the mic out of my face!
カートマン
[moves away] Huh. Oh my God, that wasn't really all that funny. That's weird. Um, let's see. Red? You have any zingers for the crowd? No? How about you, Nelly?
ネリー
Yeah, I got one. You're a fat fuck! [Butters got a great laugh out of that one]
カートマン
K, that wasn't really funny, it was just angry.
ネリー
[stands up] You see, what the problem is, is that when a little troll is allowed to say anything he wants anonymously, then he speaks for all you boys!
カートマン
K, that's good, now just try to say it a little funnier now.
ネリー
Go ahead and get on our school message board and see what he's saying about us! Then see if you guys think it's funny!
カートマン
Okay, and then, and then, and then just go, "my vagina."
The Marsh living room. Randy is watching a news segment on CNN
ニュースキャスター1
And as our country seems to be more and more divided, the only hope is that J.J. Abrams' new national anthem will appeal to everyone and bring back those nostalgic member berries we know and love.
ランディ
Oh great. Everything's getting a reboot now. [There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
世論調査員
Hello sir. I'm with the Gallup poll. We're trying to get a read on how people will be voting in the upcoming Presidential election?
ランディ
Oh. Oh-okay.
世論調査員
Great. And will you be voting for the giant douche or the turd sandwich?
ランディ
Well, this is usually a giant douche household but... we're going firmly with the turd sandwich.
世論調査員
Oh, the turd sandwich, huh?
ランディ
That's right. [Sharon appears behind him and sees him talking to the Pollster] You can put my wife and I both down for turd sandwich.
世論調査員
Well, good luck with that, heh. So far, giant douche is leading in the polls.
ランディ
[shocked] What?
Marsh Dining Room
ランディ
What the hell is wrong with people?! They really think that a giant douche should be President?? It's insane!
シャロン
Why'd you say I'd be voting for the turd sandwich, Randy? You haven't even talked to me about it.
ランディ
You can't possibly be thinking about voting for the douche?!
スタン
Hhhawgh!
ランディ
What's wrong with you?
スタン
I just don't understand why every four years you people freak out over whether to vote for a giant douche or a turd sandwich.
ランディ
[snidely] Because we're Americans. 'Cause this is America
スタン
Why are we doing this again? Why are we back to giant douche and turd sandwich?
ランディ
[holds his palms out like fans] Cyyynical. Cynical maaan. You just think everything and everyone is dumb, huh? 'Cause you're a kneel-ist.
スタン
It's nihilist.
ランディ
See, you're such a nihilist.
News Report
ニュースキャスター2
Newest Gallup Poll results are in and they show Giant Douche to be leading Turd Sandwich by nearly 10%. Turd Sandwich has said there's no reason to panic.
ヒラリー・クリントン(クソサンドイッチ)
Polls are of course a useful tool, but they can often be misleading. Our campaign is holding strong.
リポーター1
[after some clamor from the press corps] Mrs. Turd Sandwich?
ヒラリー
Yes, Arthur?
アーサー
Uh, Mrs. Sandwich, do you believe that your opponent will gain any momentum from this poll?
ヒラリー
I'm sure that like me, Giant Douche realizes that polls are never the final answer.
The Garrison/Jenner headquarters. Mr. Garrison and Caitlyn are dancing around to "Cake By The Ocean"
ギャリソン
Yeah! Suck that poll you dumb bitch! Up 10%. Can you believe that shit?! [walks over to the table on which the radio sits] Oh, Caitlyn. I think we're really gonna win this thing! Think about it. [softly, awed] In a couple of months I will be President of the United States. [begins to worry and turns off the radio] Caitlyn, can I ask you somethin'? Uh, when we actually get into the White House, like um, what are we gonna do?
ケイトリン
What do you mean?
ギャリソン
Well I mean, like, you know, once we're President and Vice-President, like, what do we do then?
ケイトリン
How the fuck should I know?
ギャリソン
[getting exasperated] Cait, you, you heard about the poll, right? We're probably gonna win. Don't tell me you don't have a plan.
ケイトリン
What plan? I thought you had a plan.
ギャリソン
I don't have any fuckin' plan! That's why I have you! I'm gonna be the President and you're gonna be in charge of all foreign and domestic policies!
ケイトリン
I thought you were gonna do that part.
ギャリソン
Are you tellin' me that we're about to be voted into office and we have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do?? [makes two fists] Ohhh Jeeez!
Mr. Mackey's Office, Kyle is talking to him
カイル
I think they called it German Collective Guilt, right? Where even the Germans who just did nothing while Hitler rose to power were, were maybe somehow also responsible?
マッケイ先生
Uh huh, uh, m'kay, okay.
カイル
But I can't control what Cartman does, so, so why should I feel ashamed for what Cartman does?
マッケイ先生
Well J.J. Abrams was just rebooting the National Anthem, Kyle, so everything's gonna be fine, m'kay?
カイル
I don't think the answer to all this is member berries.
マッケイ先生
You don't like mem- member berries?
カイル
Agh, never mind. I'm just gonna stay out of it. [gets up and leaves the office. A few seconds later, Mr. Mackey opens a drawer in his desk and pulls out a mason jar with member berries in it. He opens the jar and lifts the berries out]
ナツカシベリー
Oh I 'member. 'Member Chewbacca? Yeah. And 'member AT-ATs? Member? Ey! Hey, 'member Ghostbusters? Ohh, I 'member. 'Member Slimer? Oh, I loved Slimer. 'Member? Ohh, I 'member. [they keep 'membering]
マッケイ先生
How could someone think these things are bad? [plucks a berry and eats it]
Decision 2016, Commander In Chief Forum, from HBC News
アナウンサー
The Commander in Chief Forum, with a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
モデレーター
Back now with the Commander in Chief Forum. I am joined by the Republican nominee, a giant douche.
ギャリソン
Thanks, Matt.
マット
Mr. Douche, some say you don't actually have a viable plan in place if you were to be elected President.
ギャリソン
Huh! Huh well, well who said that? The turd sandwich?
マット
In your campaign, you said that you will deal with our country's immigrants and enemies by personally [reading his notes] fucking them all to death. How do you plan to actually achieve that?
ギャリソン
Well, Matt, I don't think I said I would fuck them all to death.
マット
Okay, well, let's roll the tape on that.
ギャリソン
Oh, sure, okay. [they sit back as clips from previous statements are aired. First, from the time the fleeing Canadian kids were enrolled at South Park Elementary] Well there's only one immigration policy that I believe in, and that's "fuck them all to death!" [At Niagara Falls] Fuck them all to death! Let's make this country great again!
群衆
Fuck them all to death!
ギャリソン
[St. Louis] And then I'm gonna take all the drug pushers in our country, and I'm gonna fuck them-! [another rally] And you know those people in Syria, I'm gonna fuck them! [in Washington, D.C., all worked up] That's how we'll make sure that every terrorist on earth is fuckin' dead! [in a desert] The leaders of North Korea? I'll fuck them all, yeah! [Club Emotion] Yeah! Yeah! [another rally] The criminals in our jails?! Fuckin' dead a day after I- [another rally] Yeah! Those ads that are tryin' to kill us? I'll fuck anyone in the advertising business! And they'll all die too!
マット
So by our estimates, it's roughly 7.6 million people you have promised to fuck to death in your first year of office.
ギャリソン
Uh huh, okay.
マット
And, and, you think that's achievable?
ギャリソン
I do. I do, Matt. Uh, I mean, I'm not gonna just get elected, you know, and, and look like a jackass. Huh, huhuh. [fearfully] Ohhh Jeeez.
South Park Elementary, preschool room. Class is in session
保育士
Alright kids, today we have a very special treat. One of the older students has written an original children's story and is gonna read it to you. Come on over, Eric.
カートマン
[enters] Hi guys! [takes a seat] Are you all ready to hear a story?
幼児
Yeah!
カートマン
This was a book I created all with my imagination. It's called "Little Red Riding Kyle. The story of a little gay boy and his adventure with four hilarious women. One day, Little Red Riding Kyle was walking through the forest thinking about guys. He was on his way to visit his grandma, who was a little black boy named Token." Get over it. "But then, a big bad wolf who was a hilarious woman named Janet walked into the house and said 'I have a large vagina' and traded place-" [Kyle enters and pull him out of the room.]
The hallway, moments later. Kyle shuts the door behind him
カイル
What the hell are you doing?!
カートマン
Rebooting fairy tales to try and ease the friction caused by Internet trolls.
カイル
You really think you're fooling anyone with this fake persona?! Everyone knows you're acting this way by day so you can be horrible to people on the Internet at night!
カートマン
Why would I do that, Kyle?
カイル
I don't really care! Just don't drag me into it! [takes Cartman's book and slams it down on the floor, then walks away angrily]
Skeeter's Wine Bar, night. Randy is at the bar with Jimbo and Stephen
ランディ
What is wrong with people, huh?! How can they vote against a turd sandwich more than a giant douche?! It's senseless!
スティーブン
Randy, you gotta calm down.
ランディ
[grabs onto Stephen] How can anyone be calm at a time like this?! [lets go] People actually think a turd is worse than a douche!
スティーブン
Look, maybe you need some supplements to help calm your nerves. Have you heard of member berries?
ランディ
Member berries?
スティーブン
It's a new superfruit that helps you mellow out and relax.
Stephen's master bedroom, night. He leads Randy in, opens the top drawer of his dresser, pulls out a box and sets it on top of the dresser, closes the drawer, and opens the box. The berries are chatting away.
ナツカシベリー
'Member The Fugitive? 'Member Bambi? 'Member Alien Nation? Yeah, I 'member...
スティーブン
The guys at work told me about them. Been taking them about six months now. I'll telling you, they really take the edge off.
ナツカシベリー
'Member Explorers? The little kids in a spaceship? 'Member storm troopers? 'Member?
ランディ
Oh, they're adorable. [plucks one and eats it]
Garrison/Jenner headquarters. A team of advisers is listening to Garrison as he paces around the room
ギャリソン
Come on, people! I need answers! Real solutions! You're my advisers, for Christ's sake! How do we do this?!
プランナー1
Maybe, if you swam in a pool in Florida, you could contract the Zika virus. Then you fuck all the people you can, and hope they eventually die.
ギャリソン
That would take way too long! And there's no guarantee every pool in Florida has Zika!
プランナー2
Could you use nuclear weapons? Then fuck all the bodies after the fact?
ギャリソン
[walks to the table and takes a seat] Ugh! What the hell do I do? If I win I won't be able to do what I promised. But every day I keep going up in the polls. Why did the Democrats have to elect such a turd sandwich?
ケイトリン
Maybe you should just quit.
ギャリソン
If I quit, I look like a total jackass. [gets up and walks away, stopping by the "Pin The Tail On The Donkey" picture with Hillary's face on it.] If I win the election, I look like a total jackass. I have to keep running, [turns to face the picture] but I have to make sure she wins.
dramatic music plays out
South Park Elementary, day. The kids are in the hallway, and Butters is laughing at something on his phone. Stan, Kyle, Jimmy, Craig, and Clyde stop and look at him
バターズ
Haha! You guys see what Skankhunt42 did on the school server now? Hehe, he photo shopped a picture of Heidi Turner's mom with a dick in her mouth!
クレイグ
I wanna see.
バターズ
[shows the other boys] Look! There's Wendy's mom with a dick in her mouth too! [Jimmy laughs and takes a closer look]
カイル
Goddammit! [takes the phone from Butters] Do you guys even care how this makes the girls feel?!
クレイグ
We didn't do it.
カイル
We all know who did! And if we don't do something, then the girls will eventually retaliate against us!
カートマン
[from a distance] Help! [the other boys see him as he runs to them] Help me! Augh! Aw! [reaches the other boys]
バターズ
Eric! What happened!
カートマン
A bunch of girls! They cornered me in the gym! They said all boys needed to pay! They kicked and they hit me and, and they kept me down and drew this vagina on my face! [well, it's there, but with a pair of testicles attached to it] They said it was to send a message!
クライド
That's a vagina?
カートマン
Yeah. See, here's the top of the vagina and there's the balls. [Kyle has lost interest] It's starting, you guys! None of us is safe anymore!
カイル
[flatly] I didn't know vagina had balls.
カートマン
Yeah, no, they do! Vaginas totally have balls! Right?
カイル
You're just trying to start a war, aren't you?!
カートマン
What do you mean? If vaginas don't have balls, what do they have?
カイル
It's not gonna work, Cartman! I'm not gonna let you divide boys and girls in this school anymore! when this whole thing comes to an end, you're gonna be all on your own! [walks away]
Garrison/Jenner headquarters. Garrison and Jenner now have a bank of phones, computers, and phone directories on the table and they're cold-calling people with them.
ギャリソン
Hello sir, how are you today? I'm calling from the Campaign for President, just seeing if uh, I can get your support for Hillary Clinton today. Yes, I know she's a turd sandwich, but you know if ya, if you look past that, you know she, she really has a lot to offer. Well, I hear you, but sometimes in life you just gotta suck a turd, you know? Hello? [hangs the phone up up with anger] Dammit! This is impossible! Are you having' any success, Caitlyn?!
ケイトリン
I've tried to get people on board, but she's just such a turd sandwich. You're just gonna have to do something awful to throw the election.
ギャリソン
Every time I do something awful people just get more stoked on me! It's impossible to piss people off anymore!
CNN breaking news
キャスター2
This is breaking news. The moment has arrived. It is here. J.J. Abrams says he has finished the new National Anthem.
ギャリソン
Turn it up.
キャスター2
The anthem is sure to be fresh and exciting while recapturing the moments we all knew and loved. Democratic nominee Turd Sandwich said she will be in attendance to show her support for the rebooted anthem.
ギャリソン
Ohhh Jeeez.
キャスター2
Let's all hope that this new anthem puts our differences aside and unites this nation once again.
ギャリソン
That's it, Cait. That's what I have to do. I'm gonna sit out the National Anthem on live television. Then everyone will have to vote for that turd sandwich!
The Marsh living room. Randy is relaxing on the sofa with his bunch of member berries.
ナツカシベリー
'Member Spock? Yeah. 'Member tricorders? I 'member. And 'member Bionic Man?
ランディ
Ohh, I 'member.
ナツカシベリー
Oh I loved Bionic Man [Randy plucks him and eats him.]
ナツカシベリー
'Member the Millennium Falcon? 'member Chewbacca again? Oh I love to 'member Chewbacca. I 'member. 'Member? Hey hey hey! 'Member when there weren't so many Mexicans? Oh, I 'member.
ランディ
Wai- what?
ナツカシベリー
Yeah, yeah, yeah! 'Member when marriage was just between a man and a woman? I 'member! Oh, I 'member. Oh yeahhh.
ランディ
[fondly] Yeeah, I remember that. [catches himself] Wait.
ナツカシベリー
'Member feeling safe? 'Member no ISIS? 'Member Reagan? Ohh, I 'member. Ooo, 'member? Ooo, 'member? [Randy sits up and spits out what's left of the berries he's eaten]
ランディ
What the fuck's going on with these member berries?
Kyle's bathroom. There's a knock on the door. Kyle is doing his business on the toilet
カイル
Yeah?
カートマン
[opens the door and comes in] Hey broship. Got a minute?
カイル
What are you doing here??
カートマン
You were right, Kyle. Okay? I drew the vagina on my face. I tried to fool people, but you keenly noticed my one tiny error in that girls don't have balls.
カイル
I'm going to the bathroom!
カートマン
Kyle, you have to try and appreciate what I'm doing. I know that a war is coming between us and the girls. I knew it the moment they sat out the National Anthem.
カイル
[finishes up and hops off the toilet, pulling his pants up] They sat it out because you were harassing them online.
カートマン
Suppose for one second that I'm not Skankhunt42. And that I really have been doing what I've been doing to try and stop the damage he has done?
カイル
Why would you care?!
カートマン
'Cause I'm scared, Kyle. I don't know if you've noticed, but race wars are back. And now if we get gender wars too??
カイル
If we could just prove who the troll was, then the girls wouldn't be wanting a war, would they?!
カートマン
Yeah but... you can't track down an Internet troll, [peers down into the toilet] it's too bad.
カイル
Just know this, Cartman! I'm going to prove who Skankhunt42 is, whatever it takes! Everyone is going to know! And Skankhunt is gonna pay for everything he's! ever! said!
Jim and Mike are back, this time commenting on the '49ers/Panthers game.
マイク
Hello everyone, we are live at tonight's game between the '49ers and the Panthers, but of course what everyone is really here for, the unveiling of the new National Anthem rebooted by J.J. Abrams.
ジム
And Mike, this new anthem is said to have everything the old one had but, some new surprises as well. You'd have to be an absolute asshole not to stand and support it.
マイク
This is such a big night for America that both Presidential candidates are here. [Hillary stands up and waves to the camera] There you can see the Turd Sandwich waving to all four people excited by her. [A shot of Garrison and Jenner in their own box, with Garrison waving happily to the crowd] And there's the Giant Douche doing the same.
ギャリソン
When I sit down to not support this thing I'm sure to lose this election!
アナウンサー
Ladies and Gentlemen-
ギャリソン
Here it is!
ジム
And the Anthem begins, let's hope this fixes America.
アナウンサー
For our National Anthem we now ask you all in solidarity to please rise. [Garrison sits down] Or sit, or take a knee, in order to honor America. [Kaepernick, who has taken a knee, is as confused as anyone else]
ギャリソン
Wait a min- what, wait, what? Wait. [tries to strike a pose that isn't standing, sitting, or kneeling, but gets nothing.]
ジム
Ohhh! And J.J. Abrams has absolutely shattered expectations, Mike! Now whether people are standing, sitting, or kneeling, they are all honoring America. J.J. Abrams is a wizard, Tom. A wizard. [Colin Kaepernick is also trying to figure out what to do]
マイク
More people sitting now as Abrams has made it irrelevant. Who saw this coming?
ジム
And there's the rest of the Anthem, all the parts we remembered and loved. J.J. Abrams has fixed America.
ギャリソン
No, this was supposed to! Oh! OHHH JEEEZ!
Reactions from around the town. At her house, Wendy looks at the TV in the living room, then turns left and walks away with an angry look on her face. Bebe is in her own bedroom looking at the TV with an angry look on her face too, then clicks off the TV to go to sleep. At the Daniels' house, Nichole watches the anthem with her parents in the living room, and she's looking angry too. She hops off the sofa and walks to her room. Finally, Kyle is in his room staring at the ceiling with an angry look on his face.
ジェラルド
[opens the bedroom door] Hey Kyle. [Kyle looks at him] You okay, son?
カイル
Yeah Dad. Just thinkin'.
ジェラルド
Well um, I'll be in my office if you wanna talk. [leaves and closes the door. He walks to his office at the end of the hallway]
Gerald's office. He goes in and closes the door, turns on the radio to a jazz station on 88.1 FM and heads over to his computer, takes a seat, and pours himself some wine. He goes straight to the South Park Elementary Message Board and logs in. His user name? Skankhunt42. Once on the board, he gets to work with determination on his face. He breaks out in a mischievous smile while he's plugging away
Member Berries終了


  2001: "Member Berries"
エピソードの要素

J・J・エイブラムスSkankhunt42ナツカシベリーハーバート・ギャリソンヒラリー・クリントン • "Cake by the Ocean" • "The Star-Spangled Banner"

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発行物

South Park: The Complete Twentieth Season

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