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What Would Brian Boitano Do? (Che cosa farebbe Brian Boitano?) è una canzone presente in South Park - Il film: più grosso, più lungo & tutto intero, e viene cantata dai protagonisti.

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La canzone fa riferimento ad una battuta di "The Spirit of Christmas", in cui i ragazzi si chiedono cosa farebbe Brian Boitano per impedire a Gesù e a Babbo Natale di combattere.

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Stan: What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.

Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

Stan e Kyle: So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Cartman: I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.

Kyle: And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone.

Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Tutti: And what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Brian Dennehy: Someone say my name?

Stan: Who are you?

Dennehy: I'm Brian Dennehy!

Kyle: What? No, Not fuckin' Brian Dennehy!

Stan: Yeah, get the fuck outta here!

Dennehy: Oh. Bye!

Stan e Kyle: When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
and saved the human race again.

Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Khan!

Stan e Kyle: 'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit...

Tutti: ...from anybody!
So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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