"Waitin' On a Women" est une chanson de l'épisode de la première saison, "La mère de Cartman est une folle du Cul".
Contexte
Eric Cartman ne sait pas qui est son père et a entendu le Chief Running Water qu'il pourrait s'agir de Chef. Il visite la maison du Chef habillé comme un enfant hip-hop stéréotypé et utilisant l'argot de la rue. Le chef le fait asseoir pour lui expliquer comment il ne pourrait pas être son père avec cette chanson.
Paroles
When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man,
Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, but...he acts like he does, in order to get some action, (laughs)
The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes, that's right
And they caress and touch each other, until the part of the man grows
Oooohhh And they roll around and now things a-really start getting hot
And the man says "I love you" and the woman says "hold on a second, I gotta go to the bathroom"
So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait...[pause]...and you wait, and you wait, and you wait
And you wait and you're coolin' down and she's still goin' to the bathroom
Finally she comes back, and she says, "Baby, I'm gettin' hot!"
And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full of...