"Too Fat Polka" plus connu sous le nom de "She's Too Fat for Me" a été joué dans l'épisode de la cinquième saison, "Combat d'infirmes". C'est une célèbre chanson comique de 1947.
Contexte
Parce qu'il est homosexuel, Big Gay Al a été remplacé en tant que les garçons chef des Scouts de Montagne. En conséquence, Al est devenu déprimé, passant son temps à manger des glaces, à porter un peignoir et à refuser de quitter sa maison. Pour l'aider à faire face, Big Gay Al a invité le pianiste Marc Shaiman à lui jouer des chansons tristes. Quand Al lui a demandé de jouer de la musique plus joyeuse, Marc joue cette chanson. Al le fait s'arrêter après le premier couplet.
Paroles
Here's a silly ditty,
You can sing it right away,
Now, here is what you say
So sing it while you may
Here's a silly jingle,
You can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need
'Cause I just sang the tune:
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
Yeah, she's too fat,
Much too fat
But she's just right for me
She's so charming
And she's so winning
But it's alarming
When she goes in swimming
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
So I sure want her, you can't have her
She's just right for me
But she's too fat!
She's not too fat!
She's just right for me!
She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me
Hey!