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Cast

• Chris
• Kelly
• Mysterion
• Toolshed
• The Coon
• Human Kite
• Fastpass
• Captain Diabetes
• Super Craig
• Mosquito
• Tupperware
• Wonder Tweek
• Doctor Timothy
• Call Girl
• Professeur Chaos
• Harrison Yates
• Park County Police Force
• Classi
• Steve Black
• Linda Black
• Jared Fogle
• Jared's aides

Script

The Thin White Line
	South Park, night. The town begins its nightlife. The New Kid wakes up, changes to the superhero costume, and leaves the house, before being approached by Mysterion.
Mysterion	It's about time. You know how hard it is to look mysterious when you're just standing around in some kid's front yard? It's pretty fucking hard.
	The New Kid follows Mysterion on their way to the police station.
Mysterion	I'm glad you're with us, New Kid. It's been tough being the only one on the team with real superpowers. While all the other kids are playing and working on their franchise plans, I'm stuck defending the city against evil, with barely any time to work on my pitch for a Mysterion spin-off movie. Sometimes it feels like a curse having these powers. You know how it is, because you're like me. I'm sure the power of your ass weighs heavy on you.
	The New Kid passes by their parents.
Chris	There is no way NO WAY, that kid is sneaking out tonight.
Kelly	Well, you better hope not. It's fucking crazy out here.
	The New Kid and Mysterion continues on their way.
Mysterion	Wow. The adults in this town are really out of their fucking minds. It's worse then I thought, New Kid. This is not normal.
	The New Kid and Mysterion leave the residential area and turn right towards the police station.
Mysterion	You're really mysterious, New Kid. And, coming from Mysterion, that's really high praise.
	The New Kid and Mysterion arrive at the police station, where they find the rest of the Freedom Pals waiting, Including Toolshed, Wonder Tweek, Tupperware, Professor Chaos, Doctor Timothy, and Call Girl.
Mysterion	Look, there they are!
	The Freedom Pals gather.
Mysterion	All right, Freedom Pals. Here's the plan. Once we get inside the police station, Toolshed and the New Kid will set off an diversion and then the... Wait a minute... What the fuck?!
	Mysterion finds the Coon and Friends arriving at the police station as well.
The Coon	Yeah, come on guys! Huh, we've got to get inside the police station.
Mysterion	What are you assholes doing here?
The Coon	We're here to investigate a hot lead regarding the South Park police.
Wonder Tweek	That's what WE'RE doing.
The Coon	Oh, no. No no, this is our superhero mission, Freedom Pals. Fuck you guys.
Tupperware	Get lost before there's a fight.
Fastpass	Fellas, fellas! Have we all forgotten there's a little girl in trouble in there?
The Coon	Fastpass is right. I suppose that, just this once, we should put our petty differences aside and work together.
	The Freedom Pals look at each other.
The Coon	All right, Mysterion, what's the plan?
Mysterion	I think some of us should cause a diversion. Make the cops head towards it, so that the rest can sneak in without the cops noticing.
The Coon	Good idea, Coon Friends will go up the fire escape ans cause a diversion so Freedom Pals can sneak in the front.
Toolshed	This is all pretty coincidental. Did you guys just steal our lead again?
The Coon	Innocent people are being arrested, Toolshed. That's all that matters to us. It should be all that matters to you. OK, Coon Friends, up the fire escape. Come on guys.
	The Coon and Friends make their way to the fire escape. Mysterion climbs onto the window to peek inside the police station.
Mysterion	Stand by. We gotta wait for the diversion. Come take a look at this.
	The New Kid joins in. They find a few policemen snorting cocaine in the office.
Policeman #1	Oh man, that's strong shit.
Policeman #2	Yeah, does this coke seem a little off to you?
Policeman #3	No, no, this is sweet. You guys want to call some hookers?
	The policemen hear noises from upstairs.
Policeman #2	What the fuck was that?
Policeman #3	Come on, let's check it out. Bring the coke.
	Policeman #2 does so. With the policemen out of the office, Mysterion goes back down.
Mysterion	All right, come on Buttlord. The coast is clear!
	The New Kid enters the police station from the front door, accompanying Tupperware. At the lobby, the policeman in the reception notices both superheroes.
Policeman #4	Oh shit, a criminal! And he's with an innocent child! Code red! Assault on the precinct!
	The policeman draws his gun and shoots, only for the bullet to ricochet in several directions before hitting the policeman himself. Upon collapsing, the door to the office gets inadvertently unlocked.
Tupperware	Wow, I didn't see that coming.
	The New Kid enters the office, and finds some remaining drugged policemen, some of whom are sleeping on the couch.
Tupperware	Ah, shit. I guess we're dealing with these guys ourselves.
	The New Kid gets closer to the policemen.
Policeman #5	Freeze, vigilante! Well, c'mere first, and then freeze!
	The New Kid attacks and successfully defeats the policemen on site. They, along with Mysterion, Tupperware and Wonder Tweek moves in further in, and encounters Yates.
Yates	That's enough! Just stand down, kid! Look, I know why you're here. You're fed up. Because you think all cops do is harass black people. I know that to a young kid it seem like cops are racist and bigoted. But you can't believe what the media tells you. Cops are just people. Like you, your friends, your family. People who work hard to...
	Just then, another policemen arrives and notices, Tupperware. He draws his gun on him.
Levinsky	SPOOK!
	The policeman shoots his gun, barely missing Tupperware.
Wonder Tweek	Ah, Tupperware!
Yates	Dammit, Levinsky! Get your ass upstairs!
Levinsky	Sir. [goes back up]
Yates	And turn on the alarm! [follows Levinsky upstairs]
Tupperware	That fucking asshole shot at me!
Wonder Tweek	Get him!
Mysterion	This isn't going to get any easier. But those need to pay.
	The New Kid and Tupperware approaches the staircase, which is being secured with a laser. Tupperware notices a switch just up the stairs.
Tupperware	That looks like an override switch. I don't know how to get past that turret though.
	The New Kid Timefarts, passes through the laser, goes up and turns the switch off.
Tupperware	That did it!
	The New Kid and Tupperware goes up, only to find another laser just before the exit.
Tupperware	Jesus, there's another one.
	The New Kid enters a vent shaft just beside the first switch, goes up and uses Haywire to switch the laser off.
Tupperware	All right, let's go!
	The New Kid and Tupperware make their way to the holding cells, where they find many people held in.
Steve	Tolkien! Thank God you're here, son.
Tupperware	Dad! What the fuck are you doing here?
Tupperware	This is messed up. We have to save them!
	If the New Kid attempts to speak to Steve.
Steve	Hey, you're the one that got me put in here.
Steve	You're on the wrong side of history, young man.
	The New Kid heads to the door lock switch button. Upon pressing the button, it triggers an alarm, with several other policemen responding.
Policeman #6	They're trying to free the criminals!
Policeman #7	Get down! Get down!
	The New Kid defeats the policemen. Later, they encounter Yates once more.
Yates	OK, OK, I know how this looks bad. You really think cops just go around arresting black people for no reason? What purpose could that possibly serve? It's reverse discrimination, that's what it is. If we were all black cops and our jails are filled with white people, nobody would say a word. So I guess you've learned that the real bigots are you, huh kids? Guess you can all go home. No? Fuck.
	Yates leaves, and the New Kid presses the door lock button, opening up all the holding cells. The prisoners head out.
Man	We're innocent, so breaking out of jail isn't a crime, right?
Woman	I'm not sticking around to find out.
Steve	I smell a class-action lawsuit. Supreme Court here we come.
Linda	Tolkien, what did I tell you about playing too rough?
Tupperware	But mom, I was defending justice.
Linda	I don't care what you were defending, you could've got hurt.
Tupperware	But Tupperware can't get hurt. He's impervious to pain.
Linda	Is he impervious to getting his butt spanked?
Tupperware	[lowers his head] No.
Linda	That's right.
	The New Kid leaves the holding cells, and finds their way to a staircase leading up to the TSA office. There are two lasers, both powered by a single switch.
Tupperware	This seems kind of like, overkill?
	The New Kid solves their way to shut the laser off, and enters the TSA office. An agent is in duty, watching many people in the toilets while masturbating.
Tupperware	OK, New Kid. We have to sneak past this guy to the door over there.
	The New Kid uses an overhead television screen to knock out the agent.
Tupperware	Nice, I mean, NICE. Let's go.
	The New Kid passes through the door out of the office, and arrives in another set of holding cells. There, Yates is on his desk with Scrambles strapped onto the harness.
Yates	You know what a cop is, New Kid? A cop is a slave. A robot who is told not to think for himself. It's the politicians who are the real bigots. That mayor has been sitting in her office telling us we have to change our ways. The only way to have her removed was to raise crime in the streets. And now cops are finally able to do things the old way again. Don't you see this is better for everyone? [goes up behind Scrambles and sniffs]
	The Coon and Human Kite arrive.
The Coon	Holy shit, that's Scrambles!
Yates	What?
Human Kite	You found the missing cat, ButtLord!
	Mysterion and Tupperware join in.
Mysterion	Freedom Pals! We've got the police chief! Top floor!
	The superheroes are joined by Captain Diabetes, Mosquito, Professor Chaos and Super Craig
Yates	What can I say, you kids have me by the balls. Almost by the balls. [approaches one of the holding cells] You know, not every prisoner we have here is black. We actually do have one white guy.
	Yates pulls one of the switch that closes the exit shut.
Mysterion	This is a trap!
Yates	I'm sorry, kids, but you've left me no choice.
	Yates pulls another switch, which opens the holding cell to reveal Jared Fogle.
Singing voice	He's still looking goooood, eatin' those Subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he's still looking goooood.
Jared	Hey kids. You want some candy?
The Coon	Oh fuck, it's Jared.
Yates	You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this. [brings Scrambles with him and leaves the room through an elevator.]
	The New Kid begins battle with Jared.
Jared	I just love conjugal visits.
	After one round.
Jared	Well, you kids are pretty tough. But now, let's see how you deal with... my aides!
	Two aides enter combat. The following line by superheroes is only triggered when they are in combat.
The Coon	Aides? We have to fight aides? Fucking Jared.
Wonder Tweek	Crap! Jared's aides are going to kill us!
Human Kite	Oh crap! Jared has aides!
Professor Chaos	I rather have minions than aides!
Call Girl	Crap, Jared has aides!
Black-Haired Aide	Hey, you think it's easy being Mr. Fogle's PR team?
Brown-Haired Aide	I haven't slept in two years!
	The brown-haired aide uses the Meal Deal ability, healing Jared.
Jared	Everyone should have aides!
Jared	My aides always make me feel better!
Jared	Thanks, aides!
	During the superheroes' turns.
Jared	How'd you kids like to see my famous footlong?
Brown-Haired Aide	We'll handle these kids for you, Mr. Fogle.
Jared	I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you.
Jared	Wanna see if we can all squeeze into my before-picture pants?
Brown-Haired Aide	This is all going exactly according to my PR plan.
Brown-Haired Aide	The best thing about working in PR is helping people.
	When either aides take damage.
Brown-Haired Aide	Just when I thought I'd hit rock bottom.
Black-Haired Aide	Oh god, no pictures! Do not post that online!
Black-Haired Aide	My day just gets worse and worse.
Black-Haired Aide	As if this gig could get any worse.
	When Jared takes damage.
Black-Haired Aide	Stop molesting my client!
Jared	Yeah, molesting's my job!
Jared	That kid made me feel funny inside.
The Coon	Fuck you, Jared, you nasty son of a bitch!
Jared	Just for that, I'm not gonna punch your sandwich cards.
Jared	That kid touched me in a not nice way!
Jared	Protect me, aides!
Jared	Hey, as long as that didn't erase the hot pics on my phone, I'm good.
Jared	My hair's not the only thing standing at attention!
	When Jared is preparing the Candy Enticement ability.
Jared	Treat yourself.
Jared	Have something sweet.
Jared	Hey kids. You want some candy?
Jared	[kisses]
	If there are no targets within the danger zone.
Jared	No kids in touching range. This is so frustrating!
	If there are at least one target within the danger zone.
Jared	If you like hard candy, just reach into my pocket.
Brown-Haired Aide	Please refrain from reaching into my client's pocket.
Jared	I'm about to give you a lesson in child-rearing. Get it? Child-rearing?
Black-Haired Aide	My client is clearly referring to his years of experience as a devoted father.
	When the black-haired aide uses the Step Away ability.
Black-Haired Aide	Step away from my client.
	When Jared is using the Sandwich Artisan ability.
The Coon	Jesus! Fucking pedo!
Mysterion	What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich.
Jared	I packed that with extra meat free of charge.
Black-Haired Aide	Operation "Make Jared Seem Like a 70% Normal Human" is a total failure! Calling it now!
	The New Kid defeats Jared. The superheroes now surround Jared, lying on the floor.
Tupperware	What are the police doing with the people they arrested?
Jared	How should I know? I'm just a sandwich guy.
Tupperware	New Kid. Fart in his face.
	The New Kid approaches Jared and prepares to do so.
Jared	No! No please, please, I'm sorry! I'll tell you anything!
Mysterion	What is the police chief hiding?!
Jared	There's, there's more cells down below! Cops take that elevator. Prisoners go down there, but... they don't come back.
Tupperware	What's the code?
Jared	Aw, come on, how should I know? [sees the New Kid preparing to fart] AHGHG AHGHG! Yeah, yeah, I've seen 'em type it in! 1-4-7-7! Please, I'm sorry. It's just that, I like being with children, you know. Because I... never had a childhood of my own. Yeah, that's it. I like kids 'cause I never had a childhood.
Mysterion	It's your decision, New Kid. Part of being a superhero is deciding what to do in moments like these.
	The New Kid turns their back towards Jared. Dramatic scenes follow, with the rest of the superheroes watching in anticipation.
	If the New Kid decides to fart on Jared, Jared groans for one last time before fainting.
The Coon	Wow, dude, that was hardcore.
	The superheroes begin to gather around Jared's body.
The Coon	All right, well that was pretty uncomfortable.
Mosquito	I know being a vector for disease is kind of my thing, but I... I feel kinda dirty.
Human Kite	Should we... do anything with the body?
	All other superheroes groan in disgust. Later, the New Kid enters the elevator using the code obtained from Jared. All the other superheroes join in.
Mysterion	This is a one-time shot, Coon. After tonight, we are enemies again.
The Coon	Our petty little differences aren't what matter right now, Mysterion. Black lives matter.
Mosquito	Yeah, dick.
Tupperware	You're a fucking dick, Mosquito.
	The elevator door opens, leading the superheroes into a mysterious cavern. The New Kid finds a key at the morgue, and enters the Forensics Room, where it is dark. The New Kid overhears a single man through a window.
Man	Huh? What was that? Hello? Hello, is someone there? No, I guess no one's there. Or else they would have said something. All right then... It's just me and you, kitty. No one's gonna find us in here. Come on, give me that good stuff. [Attempts cheesing with a cat] Hey! Stop it. Hold. Still. Oh bananas! The cat got away! I can't see a thing in here! It sounds like the cat's getting into the toxic chemicals. Darnit, that's no good. [some glass breaking and liquids spilling] I hope those weren't the toxic chemicals I was just talking about that broke on the floor just now [takes a whiff]. Oh no, I think they were. Drat! If those chemicals mix together on the floor, it'll turn into a gas that'll kill me in seconds. Blast it, there's the gas. Yes.. it's definitely kiling me now.
	An alarm triggers.
Voice	Biohazard detected.
Man	Oh, thank god. The exhaust fan's sucking out the toxic gas. I'm not gonna die! Now, where's that blasted cat?
	The cat goes wild once again, ending up jumping into the exhaust fan, breaking it in the process.
Man	Oh no, I think the cat just jumped into the exhaust fan and jammed it. The gas filling up the room and it's killing me again. I'm dying, again! Sounds like the emergency door's closed. Yep, the emergency door's closed. I'm trapped in here. I need to get out of here. I just have to feel around for the door knob. Here! Here it is! Yes, I'm saved! Oh, blast it! The door's locked! I'm stuck in here! Somebody help me! The gas is killing me! I'm really dying this time! Seriously, I can feel myself dying! It's so painful! Help! For the love of everything, if you're there and you can hear me right now, do something please! It's killing me! It's killing me! It's... Wait, I think I feel a light switch. With my last breath, I'll... just... turn it on...
	As the lights get turned on, the man now lies against the window, dead from the toxic gas.
Voice	Biohazard detected.
	The New Kid finds their way to open the door with the toxic gas removed.
Voice	Environmental contamination neutralized. Biohazard eliminated.
	The New Kid retrieves the Skeleton key and proceeds to unlock the gate at the other side of the cavern. The New Kid climbs some stairs down, and finds Yates performing a ritual near an opening. On the opposite side stands several policemen restraining prisoners along a flight of stairs.
Yates	Iä Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Black goat of the woods. Blessed be us, your faithful servants, the destroyer of light. Iä Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Black Goat of One Thousand Morbid Young. Draw down the moon and extinguish the sun. All right. Let him go.
	Yates instructs a policeman to throw a prisoner into the opening, with Shub-Niggurath consuming him as a result.
Policeman	[Upon noticing the superheroes' presence] Uhh, sir?
Yates	Huh? [turns around] Oh, I see. I guess because cops feed African Americans to an Elder God they're... racist. Shub-Niggurath is an Outer God, kids, who must be appeased and whose coming was foretold by the great H.P. Lovecraft. But I suppose H.P. Lovecraft was a racist too.
	A policeman goes up to Yates and whispers to the latter.
Yates	Oh fuck, was he really? Like... like how racist? Really, really?
Classi	Yo, it's my homeboys! Get me the fuck up outta here, these n***a's completely cray!
Mysterion	Let's end it!
Yates	All right, you kids wanna battle? Let's do this.
	Yates grabs hold of Scrambles and takes a whiff. The superheroes now goes into combat. The following line by superheroes is only triggered when they are selected for this battle.
Wonder Tweek	Oh man, we better help her!
Call Girl	We need to free her!
Tupperware	This is messed up. We have to save them!
Captain Diabetes	We can't let that happen again!
Mysterion	We have to end this now!
Yates	OK, chuck another one in.
Classi	Aww, fuckin' hell no!
	Classi shoves the policeman down into the opening, while Classi herself falls just outside.
Classi	Ughh, shit!
Yates	No! The All-Mother can't stand white meat!
	Shub-Niggurath emerges from the opening.
Policeman	The All-Mother demands black flesh!
	When a policeman attacks
Policeman	Kill the unbelievers!
Policeman	Kill the heretics!
Policeman	Your death will please Shub-Niggurath!
Policeman	You thugs have no respect for the badge!
Policeman	Kneel before Shub-Niggurath!
Policeman	Return from the hood from whence you came!
Yates	Iä Iä! Spare your servants and flay your enemies, oh Black Goat!
	If the player stalls
Policeman	Oh, mighty Shub-Niggurath, all-mother with a thousand young, I'm sure we'll have this sorted out shortly.
	If the policeman suffers Bleeding effect
Policeman	Hey, maybe we can extinguish the Sun before I bleed out?
	When Shub-Niggurath spawns egg for the first time.
Classi	Oh, that gross bitch just fuckin' ovulated!
	After Shub-Niggurath consumes white meat for the first time.
Yates	No! I will not let you bring harm to the goat with a thousand young! I'm here to protect thee, my queen! [picks up Scrambles, and sprays cat urine on his face. Yates takes off his robes and charges forward.]
	The New Kid defeats Shub-Niggurath, with the superheroes claiming Scrambles.
Captain Diabetes	Coon Friends! We did it! We got Scrambles!
Coon and Friends	Yeah. Finally!
Mysterion	Scrambles?
Classi	I can't believe you little n***as did it! Thanks y'all. I feel like I'm finally safe from this shithole town. [takes her leave]
Toolshed	You're welcome? Who are you?
The Coon	Oh my god, you guys. We've got a hundred bucks to get our franchise off the ground. Fuckin' Coon and Friends! Fuck yeah, you guys!
	The superheroes leave the police station. Scene changes to just outside the entrance.
The Coon	We did it, dude!
Human Kite	That was awesome!
Captain Diabetes	One-hundred dollar reward money, here we come!
Mysterion	[catches up with the Coon and Friends] Whoa, whoa. wait! What's going on? Where are you taking that cat?
The Coon	Oh, uh, yeah, sorry Freedom Pals. There's, um... certain intel that we can't share with you. You know, it's classified.
Doctor Timothy	That's because we've been tricked.
The Coon	Ah, fuck.
Doctor Timothy	The New Kid played us, Freedom Pals. Wanting to join our side was a ruse.
Mysterion	What?
The Coon	Yeah, the New Kid kinda totally fucked you guys over, sorry.
Doctor Timothy	They followed our lead to the police station and now intend to get a hundred-dollar reward for that missing cat.
Fastpass	Well, all is fair in love and war, Freedom Pussies.
The Coon	T-hahah. I love when you call them Freedom Pussies.
Toolshed	You asshole! We're the ones that stopped the Police Chief's evil plan. We deserve the hundred-dollar reward!
The Coon	Oh yeah? Just try and take it from us!
Tupperware	We will!
The Coon	Civil War Three. It's going down!
Mysterion	That's it, New Kid. We're gonna rip you apart!
Doctor Timothy	No, Mysterion. We won't fight the New Kid. They will.
	Doctor Timothy hypnotizes the Coon and Friends, who now turn against the New Kid.
The Coon	All right, New Kid. Time to die!
Human Kite	Let's get this little shit!
	The New Kid goes in battle against the Coon and Friends, as well as Doctor Timothy himself, who has a shield activated. Captain Diabetes, Super Craig, Professor Chaos and Call Girl, who were not present during the altercation, emerges from the police station. Captain Diabetes and Super Craig grab hold of Tupperware and Wonder Tweek respectively, while Professor Chaos and Call Girl joins the New Kid in battle.
Captain Diabetes	I'll hold them off, sidekick!
Profesor Chaos	Haha! My trusty helmet must shield me from your mental powers!
Call Girl	OK, but then why didn't my brain get hacked?
Mysterion	Sorry Chaos. Unfortunately Doctor Timothy can only dominate so many minds at once.
	When Professor Chaos takes damage.
Call Girl	Are you OK, Chaos?
Profesor Chaos	Yeah, sorta, I think so...
	During the New Kid's turn.
Call Girl	Freedom Pal or Coon Friend, you're cool in my book, New Kid.
The Coon	Coon and Friend!
Call Girl	Hmm, maybe I'm leaning towards Freedom Pal.
	When Call Girl attacks.
Profesor Chaos	Call Girl kind of kicks ass, you guys.
Call Girl	Aw, thanks, Butters!
Profesor Chaos	Who is this, "Butters"? I am Professor Chaos!
	At any time during combat.
Mysterion	I've always been a big fan of revenge.
Mysterion	Get the traitor!
Wonder Tweek	Come on, punish the New Kid!
Wonder Tweek	Get the New Kid. Get 'im!
Profesor Chaos	Doctor Timothy made a cruel mistake when he failed to control Chaos!
	When the Coon is defeated
The Coon	Timmy, stop raping my mind, god dammit! All right, Butthole, let's do this.
	When Fastpass is defeated
Fastpass	Oh wow, that was so weird! That's not cool, Timothy! I'm back on team Butthole now!
	When Human Kite is defeated
Human Kite	Ugh, get out of my head, Doctor Timothy... I'm with you, Butthole!
	When Mosquito is defeated
Mosquito	The doctor infected my brain... but I'm back now, FartLord, and ready to suck!
	When all superheroes are defeated and switched back to the New Kid's side, Doctor Timothy now uses his mind control over Captain Diabetes and Super Craig, who in turn joins in the battle
Captain Diabetes	Oh, I'm so angry at you, New Kid! Raaarrrrgh!
Doctor Timothy	Well fought, New Kid. I guess we'll have to settle this the old-fashioned way. [disables his shield]
The Coon	You raped a lot of minds today, Doctor Timothy. Now you're gonna pay.
	When Captain Diabetes takes damage.
Wonder Tweek	You OK, Captain?
Captain Diabetes	It's nothing. I just bruise easily.
	When Captain Diabetes is defeated
Wonder Tweek	The Cap tapped out? Seriously?
Captain Diabetes	Why can't we just all be friends again?
	When Super Craig is defeated
Super Craig	Hit Doctor Timothy in the dick!
	Battle ends when Doctor Timothy is defeated.
Mosquito	Whoa, what the... what happened?
Human Kite	How'd my lip get busted?
The Coon	Where the fuck did Classi go?!
Mysterion	[notices Doctor Timothy lying injured on the sidewalk.] Doctor Timothy! [runs up to the Doctor, then turns towards the New Kid.] You fucking animal. He was trying to help us!
The Coon	Dude, Mysterion is pissed at you, New Kid.
Human Kite	You guys started this war, not us!
Mysterion	You don't fucking understand! Doctor Timothy was working on a way to save ALL of us! Freedom Pals and Coon Friends!
Toolshed	[Both Toolshed and Human Kite look at each other] What?
	The scene changes over to the Freedom Pals. Mysterion and Tupperware helps Doctor Timothy back onto his wheelchair.
Doctor Timothy	Agh, Tim-Timmy... Timmy, Timmy...
Mysterion	Easy, doc. You've taken a lot of hits.
Fastpass	Wow, this is your guys' base? This is f-fantastic!
Super Craig	This looks like so much fun.
The Coon	Yeah, I mean... the Coon Lair has a lot of cool stuff too... But yeah, this is cool.
Mysterion	Doctor Timothy was never your enemy. He was trying to help us all.
Human Kite	But how?
Tupperware	With this. [presses a remote control on his hand, which then draws back a curtain revealing a movie franchise plan.]
Human Kite	Oh my god...
Super Craig	He's figured it out.
Mysterion	It was Doctor Timothy's passion. He worked tirelessly on it.
Tupperware	A franchise plan that involved everyone. Each hero got their own movie and TV series. Every hero mathematically equal to the other.
Toolshed	Jesus.
Human Kite	This is... incredible.
Wonder Tweek	Timmy almost worked himself to death trying to come up with it.
Doctor Timothy	Tim... Tim... Timmy...
Human Kite	So, while we are out trying to stick it to you guys, Timmy was actually trying to include us.
Mysterion	Yeah, and then this kid nearly killed him.
Toolshed	We're sorry the New Kid is an asshole. That isn't our fault.
Human Kite	Yeah, we were just using you guys. [grabs Scrambles] There's a hundred-dollar reward for this cat.
Tupperware	And you wanted her to yourselves.
Human Kite	Yeah, but not anymore. If we prove anything tonight, it's that we are the best when we are all together.
Wonder Tweek	It's too late for that.
Toolshed	We all started as one team. We all wanted to be superheroes for the same reason: To sell our franchise and make millions of dollars! Let's be one team again.
Super Craig	I agree.
Human Kite	Come on, guys, no more civil war. Let's get the reward money for this cat and use it together for one franchise.
Fastpass	Yeah.
Mosquito	Let's do it.
Wonder Tweek	All right.
The Coon	But we're calling it, Freedom Pals?
Tupperware	Freedom Pals.
The Coon	And so, like... Timmy is sort of the leader of, Freedom Pals? He's like... he's like the one in charge?
Mysterion	Yes.
The Coon	Well, I think it's awesome. Honestly, Freedom Pals is a way better name than Coon and Friends. Freedom Pals. Freedom Pals! I am super cool with this.
Tupperware	Then it's settled.
Toolshed	Tomorrow, we get the reward money for Scrambles and we use it to kickstart Timmy's franchise plan. Together. Freedom Pals: Retribution...
Freedom Pals	[All superheroes gather and stretch out their hands together] But with inclusion!
The Coon	Fuck yeah, you guys. Let's do this.
Fin de The Thin White Line