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"A Touch of Faith/Script" | "The Talk/Script" | "The Burrito Whisperer/Script" | 
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Cast
- Mr. Mackey
- Hillbilly Brigade
- Eddie
- Skeeter
- Cleetus
- Mosquito
Note: Les dialogues de script respectifs pour Mosquito, ainsi que toutes les lignes qui suivent, ne sont déclenchés que lorsque le joueur les a comme compagnons de combat actifs.
Script
| The Talk | |
| The New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's office | |
| Oh, hi, you're the New Kid, right? Oh, great thanks for coming. Have a seat. | |
| Both Mr. Mackey and the New Kid takes their seats | |
| As your counselor, you can talk to me about anything, m'kay? Now, I understand you wanna talk about, sex? M'kay, see, I'm highly trained in uh... sex issues, m'kay, and you don't have to be afraid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| M'kay, New Kid, it's, it's really simple when, uh... when you wanna talk about your sex, you simply... you can start by simply saying, you know, I'm a... I'm a boy, or a girl or other. | |
| The New Kid chooses "Boy" | |
| Boy, right, exactly, you got it. Now, New Kid, this might get confusing but listen close, m'kay. If you were born a boy, that's called being a cisgendered boy, m'kay, or "cis" for short. But, well, you might have transitioned into being a boy. You see what I mean? If you were not born a boy, but now identify as one, well, that's called being transgendered, m'kay. Or trans for short, m'kay? So, erm, do you identify as being cisgendered or transgendered? | |
| The New Kid chooses "Cisgendered" | |
| Ok... Can you just hang on a minute? I need to call your parents. [gets up and makes a phone call] This will just take a second. [speaks to the New Kid's parents] Uh, hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor. Yes, hi, uh, I have your child here in my office and well, he's just let me know that he's cisgender. That means he identify with the sex he was assigned at birth. Oh, you knew that? M'kay. Well, no, no, it's fine, I just wanted to make sure that you knew he had other options. You know, you don't... you don't always have to go with the first hand you're dealt, m'kay. Yeah, no, that's... that's great. That's great to know. I think I can really maybe be of help from here on out. Thank you very much, m'kay. Bye-bye now, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] Well, I'm really glad we had this talk. As a cisgendered male myself, I know how hard it can be out there for a boy who chooses to love someone of the opposite sex. Just remember, love is love. Even if you're a guy who happens to like titties. M'kay. | |
| The New Kid's character sheet is updated to display "Cis Male" | |
| Just... just be careful, m'kay. Cause there's... there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are and you're gonna have to deal with them, m'kay. So, hmm, but, come see me anytime! | |
| As the New Kid leaves the school, they are approached by the rednecks on a truck | |
| Well, well, well. If it ain't a cisgendered boy! | |
| The rednecks alight from their truck | |
| We don't take kindly to your types around here! | |
| Let's welcome this thing to our town! | |
| Combat begins | |
| I'm gonna punch you straight, just like I did Dale that one night in '94! | |
| During Eddie's/Skeeter's turn | |
| I'll whup you like your daddy never done. | |
| If you actually read the Constitution, you'd understand that it's my patriotic duty to fuck you up. | |
| America: Love it or get your ass kicked, socialist! | |
| That settles it, beating you kids up was definitely the right decision. | |
| During Mosquito's turn | |
| I don't even want to bite these guys. What if I get contact drunk? | |
| Don't be scared, bug boy! It's just a little taste of your future! | |
| When the rednecks are attacked | |
| Them grits looked a lot better goin' in. | |
| This is bullcrap! | |
| This means I get to go back on disability? Hallelujah! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Burning status | |
| I'm burnin' like that Bible bush! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Grossed Out status | |
| Pink slipped again! | |
| If any superheroes were defeated | |
| Intolerance wins again! | |
| When one of the rednecks is defeated | |
| 'Merica! | |
| Hope you're happy, gender terrorists! | |
| Fin de The Talk | |
| The Talk | |
| The New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's office | |
| Oh, hi, you're the New Kid, right? Oh, great thanks for coming. Have a seat. | |
| Both Mr. Mackey and the New Kid takes their seats | |
| As your counselor, you can talk to me about anything, m'kay? Now, I understand you wanna talk about, sex? M'kay, see, I'm highly trained in uh... sex issues, m'kay, and you don't have to be afraid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| M'kay, New Kid, it's, it's really simple when, uh... when you wanna talk about your sex, you simply... you can start by simply saying, you know, I'm a... I'm a boy, or a girl or other. | |
| The New Kid chooses "Boy" | |
| Boy, right, exactly, you got it. Now, New Kid, this might get confusing but listen close, m'kay. If you were born a boy, that's called being a cisgendered boy, m'kay, or "cis" for short. But, well, you might have transitioned into being a boy. You see what I mean? If you were not born a boy, but now identify as one, well, that's called being transgendered, m'kay. Or trans for short, m'kay? So, erm, do you identify as being cisgendered or transgendered? | |
| The New Kid chooses "Transgendered" | |
| You're transgender, then? You mean, you were born a girl and now you're a boy? Ok... Can you just hang on a minute? I need to call your parents. [gets up and makes a phone call] This will just take a second. [speaks to the New Kid's parents] Uh, hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor. Yes, hi, uh, I have your child here in my office and well, your child has just let me know that, he's transgender. Oh, you knew that? M'kay. Well, no, it's fine, it's just, I believe everyone was under the impression that he was a boy, I mean, cis boy, m'kay. Has he gotten... Oh, no no no, you're right, it's none of my business. Yeah, no, that's... that's great. That's great to know. I think I can really maybe be of help from here on out. Thank you very much, m'kay. Bye-bye now, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] M'kay, well, this is a shocker, New Kid. But I hope that this discussion has helped you understand your sex, m'kay. | |
| The New Kid's character sheet is updated to display "Trans Male" | |
| Just... just be careful, m'kay. Cause there's... there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are and you're gonna have to deal with them, m'kay. So, hmm, but, come see me anytime! | |
| As the New Kid leaves the school, they are approached by the rednecks on a truck | |
| Well, well, well. If it ain't a transgendered boy! | |
| The rednecks alight from their truck | |
| We don't take kindly to your types around here! | |
| Let's welcome this thing to our town! | |
| Combat begins | |
| I'm gonna punch you straight, just like I did Dale that one night in '94! | |
| During Eddie's/Skeeter's turn | |
| I'll whup you like your daddy never done. | |
| If you actually read the Constitution, you'd understand that it's my patriotic duty to fuck you up. | |
| America: Love it or get your ass kicked, socialist! | |
| That settles it, beating you kids up was definitely the right decision. | |
| During Mosquito's turn | |
| I don't even want to bite these guys. What if I get contact drunk? | |
| Don't be scared, bug boy! It's just a little taste of your future! | |
| When the rednecks are attacked | |
| Them grits looked a lot better goin' in. | |
| This is bullcrap! | |
| This means I get to go back on disability? Hallelujah! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Burning status | |
| I'm burnin' like that Bible bush! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Grossed Out status | |
| Pink slipped again! | |
| If any superheroes were defeated | |
| Intolerance wins again! | |
| When one of the rednecks is defeated | |
| 'Merica! | |
| Hope you're happy, gender terrorists! | |
| Fin de The Talk | |
| The Talk | |
| The New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's office | |
| Oh, hi, you're the New Kid, right? Oh, great thanks for coming. Have a seat. | |
| Both Mr. Mackey and the New Kid takes their seats | |
| As your counselor, you can talk to me about anything, m'kay? Now, I understand you wanna talk about, sex? M'kay, see, I'm highly trained in uh... sex issues, m'kay, and you don't have to be afraid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| M'kay, New Kid, it's, it's really simple when, uh... when you wanna talk about your sex, you simply... you can start by simply saying, you know, I'm a... I'm a boy, or a girl or other. | |
| The New Kid chooses "Girl" | |
| Uh, you're a girl? M'kay, we were all under the impression that uh... Can you just hang on a minute? I need to call your parents, m'kay. [gets up and makes a phone call] This will just take a second. [speaks to the New Kid's parents] Hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor. Yes, hi, uh, I have your child here in my office and well, your child has just let me know that... she's actually a girl. Oh, you knew that? M'kay. Well, no no, of course it's... it's fine. It's just uh... I believe everyone was under the impression that um... that he was a boy, I mean she was a boy. M'kay, so the whole King and Stick of Truth thing was actually... was actually a girl the entire time, m'kay. Yeah, no, that's... that's great. That's great to know. I think I can really maybe be of help from here on out. Thank you very much, m'kay. Bye-bye now, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] M'kay, well, this is a shocker, New Kid. Perhaps we should clarify exactly what you mean by, by girl. Now, someone like your classmate Bebe, well, she's what we could call a cisgendered girl, m'kay? Meaning she was born a girl. But there's also people in this world who identify as something different from what they were born with, m'kay? And we call those people transgendered. So, erm, do you identify as being cisgendered or transgendered? | |
| The New Kid chooses "Cisgendered" | |
| M'kay, well, great! I mean... I mean it would also be great if you weren't cis, but, m'kay! | |
| The New Kid's character sheet is updated to display "Cis Female" | |
| Just... just be careful, m'kay. Cause there's... there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are and you're gonna have to deal with them, m'kay. So, hmm, but, come see me anytime! | |
| As the New Kid leaves the school, they are approached by the rednecks on a truck | |
| Well, well, well. If it ain't a cisgendered girl! | |
| The rednecks alight from their truck | |
| We don't take kindly to your types around here! | |
| Let's welcome this thing to our town! | |
| Combat begins | |
| I'm gonna punch you straight, just like I did Dale that one night in '94! | |
| During Eddie's/Skeeter's turn | |
| I'll whup you like your daddy never done. | |
| If you actually read the Constitution, you'd understand that it's my patriotic duty to fuck you up. | |
| America: Love it or get your ass kicked, socialist! | |
| That settles it, beating you kids up was definitely the right decision. | |
| During Mosquito's turn | |
| I don't even want to bite these guys. What if I get contact drunk? | |
| Don't be scared, bug boy! It's just a little taste of your future! | |
| When the rednecks are attacked | |
| Them grits looked a lot better goin' in. | |
| This is bullcrap! | |
| This means I get to go back on disability? Hallelujah! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Burning status | |
| I'm burnin' like that Bible bush! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Grossed Out status | |
| Pink slipped again! | |
| If any superheroes were defeated | |
| Intolerance wins again! | |
| When one of the rednecks is defeated | |
| 'Merica! | |
| Hope you're happy, gender terrorists! | |
| Fin de The Talk | |
| The Talk | |
| The New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's office | |
| Oh, hi, you're the New Kid, right? Oh, great thanks for coming. Have a seat. | |
| Both Mr. Mackey and the New Kid takes their seats | |
| As your counselor, you can talk to me about anything, m'kay? Now, I understand you wanna talk about, sex? M'kay, see, I'm highly trained in uh... sex issues, m'kay, and you don't have to be afraid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| M'kay, New Kid, it's, it's really simple when, uh... when you wanna talk about your sex, you simply... you can start by simply saying, you know, I'm a... I'm a boy, or a girl or other. | |
| The New Kid chooses "Girl" | |
| Uh, you're a girl? M'kay, we were all under the impression that uh... Can you just hang on a minute? I need to call your parents, m'kay. [gets up and makes a phone call] This will just take a second. [speaks to the New Kid's parents] Hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor. Yes, hi, uh, I have your child here in my office and well, your child has just let me know that... she's actually a girl. Oh, you knew that? M'kay. Well, no no, of course it's... it's fine. It's just uh... I believe everyone was under the impression that um... that he was a boy, I mean she was a boy. M'kay, so the whole King and Stick of Truth thing was actually... was actually a girl the entire time, m'kay. Yeah, no, that's... that's great. That's great to know. I think I can really maybe be of help from here on out. Thank you very much, m'kay. Bye-bye now, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] M'kay, well, this is a shocker, New Kid. Perhaps we should clarify exactly what you mean by, by girl. Now, someone like your classmate Bebe, well, she's what we could call a cisgendered girl, m'kay? Meaning she was born a girl. But there's also people in this world who identify as something different from what they were born with, m'kay? And we call those people transgendered. So, erm, do you identify as being cisgendered or transgendered? | |
| The New Kid chooses "Transgendered" | |
| Ok, well, that... I mean, I thought that... I didn't know you were in the middle of... you know... Can you hang on a minute, I need to call your parents? [gets up and phones the New Kid's parents again] Uh, hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor again. Yes, hi, uh, yes I know she's a girl but well, she just let me know she's a transgender girl. Yes... yes... Well, no, it doesn't matter. No, of course not, it's just that um... No no no, you're right. Yes, of course it still tracks with the Stick of Truth, yes it does. She was definitely a girl the whole time. Yes, of course, I get it. M'kay, well thanks for your time again, m'kay. Bye-bye, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] | |
| The New Kid's character sheet is updated to display "Trans Female" | |
| Just... just be careful, m'kay. Cause there's... there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are and you're gonna have to deal with them, m'kay. So, hmm, but, come see me anytime! | |
| As the New Kid leaves the school, they are approached by the rednecks on a truck | |
| Well, well, well. If it ain't a transgendered girl! | |
| The rednecks alight from their truck | |
| We don't take kindly to your types around here! | |
| Let's welcome this thing to our town! | |
| Combat begins | |
| I'm gonna punch you straight, just like I did Dale that one night in '94! | |
| During Eddie's/Skeeter's turn | |
| I'll whup you like your daddy never done. | |
| If you actually read the Constitution, you'd understand that it's my patriotic duty to fuck you up. | |
| America: Love it or get your ass kicked, socialist! | |
| That settles it, beating you kids up was definitely the right decision. | |
| During Mosquito's turn | |
| I don't even want to bite these guys. What if I get contact drunk? | |
| Don't be scared, bug boy! It's just a little taste of your future! | |
| When the rednecks are attacked | |
| Them grits looked a lot better goin' in. | |
| This is bullcrap! | |
| This means I get to go back on disability? Hallelujah! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Burning status | |
| I'm burnin' like that Bible bush! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Grossed Out status | |
| Pink slipped again! | |
| If any superheroes were defeated | |
| Intolerance wins again! | |
| When one of the rednecks is defeated | |
| 'Merica! | |
| Hope you're happy, gender terrorists! | |
| Fin de The Talk | |
| The Talk | |
| The New Kid enters Mr. Mackey's office | |
| Oh, hi, you're the New Kid, right? Oh, great thanks for coming. Have a seat. | |
| Both Mr. Mackey and the New Kid takes their seats | |
| As your counselor, you can talk to me about anything, m'kay? Now, I understand you wanna talk about, sex? M'kay, see, I'm highly trained in uh... sex issues, m'kay, and you don't have to be afraid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| M'kay, New Kid, it's, it's really simple when, uh... when you wanna talk about your sex, you simply... you can start by simply saying, you know, I'm a... I'm a boy, or a girl or other. | |
| The New Kid chooses "Other" | |
| Uh, other? So you're saying you're neither a boy nor a girl? So you don't believe you have a gender? Ok... Can you just hang on a minute? I need to call your parents. [gets up and makes a phone call] This will just take a second. [speaks to the New Kid's parents] Uh, hello, this is Mr. Mackey, the school counselor. Yes, hi, uh, I have your child here in my office and well, your child has just let me know that he... er, they identify as being gender neutral. Oh, you knew that? Well, no, it's fine, it's just, I believe everyone was under the impression that they were a boy, m'kay. Yeah, no, that's... that's great. That's great to know. I think I can really maybe be of help from here on out. Thank you very much, m'kay. Bye-bye now, m'kay. [hangs up and returns to his seat] M'kay, well, this is a shocker, New Kid. But there's... there's nothing wrong with not identifying as a binary gender. You can be whatever sex you want, ok... Even if it's none. That's fine! It's fine! | |
| The New Kid's character sheet is updated to display "Other" | |
| Just... just be careful, m'kay. Cause there's... there's a lot of people out there who don't accept you for what you are and you're gonna have to deal with them, m'kay. So, hmm, but, come see me anytime! | |
| As the New Kid leaves the school, they are approached by the rednecks on a truck | |
| Well, well, well. If it ain't one of them gender neutrals! | |
| The rednecks alight from their truck | |
| We don't take kindly to your types around here! | |
| Let's welcome this thing to our town! | |
| Combat begins | |
| I'm gonna punch you straight, just like I did Dale that one night in '94! | |
| During Eddie's/Skeeter's turn | |
| I'll whup you like your daddy never done. | |
| If you actually read the Constitution, you'd understand that it's my patriotic duty to fuck you up. | |
| America: Love it or get your ass kicked, socialist! | |
| That settles it, beating you kids up was definitely the right decision. | |
| During Mosquito's turn | |
| I don't even want to bite these guys. What if I get contact drunk? | |
| Don't be scared, bug boy! It's just a little taste of your future! | |
| When the rednecks are attacked | |
| Them grits looked a lot better goin' in. | |
| This is bullcrap! | |
| This means I get to go back on disability? Hallelujah! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Burning status | |
| I'm burnin' like that Bible bush! | |
| If Cleetus suffers Grossed Out status | |
| Pink slipped again! | |
| If any superheroes were defeated | |
| Intolerance wins again! | |
| When one of the rednecks is defeated | |
| 'Merica! | |
| Hope you're happy, gender terrorists! | |
| Fin de The Talk | |