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Où est passé mon pays ?
The White House, day. President Obama delivers a speech in the East Room to the press
President Obama
Now, last week we were all reminded that intolerance still exists in our country. It took a very special young student to light up social media, and we've invited him to the White House today to show our appreciation. Because never have there been more tolerant, more moving words than Kyle Broflovski's speech about his hero Caitlyn Jenner. [applause. Kyle is shown with his eyes half-closed - an indication that he doesn't want to be there.] Come on up here, Kyle.
Crunchy's Micro Brew, during the speech. Mr. Garrison is seated with Richard Adler and Jimbo at a table looking at a TV monitor above the bar.
Mr. Garrison
You see?? There! This is why it's happening! Everyone's preachin' openness and acceptance, and so now millions of goddamned immigrants are comin' over the border and nobody seems to care!
Richard Adler
Well what are you gonna do? In today's world it's like you can't even say anything negative about illegal immigrants.
Randy
[Approaching and gesturing like a siren] Weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo! Did somebody over here say "illegal immigrants"? Because the correct term is "undocumented immigrants," alright bro? [leaves]
Mr. Garrison
[hushed] It's like nobody cares! And they just keep comin'. Crossin' the border with their dirty families, playin' their stupid music! [looks to his left] I mean, look at 'em! I'll bet not ONE of them is here legally! [a group of Canadians is playing pool.]
Canadian 1
Alright guy!
Canadian 2
Hey buddih!
Canadian 3
Hey buddih!
Canadian 4
[the shooter] Hey, what's going on fwiend!
Canadian 5
[Wearing a Canada sweater] Hey, buddih! Another Moosehead, eh?
Mr. Garrison
We should have put up a goddamned wall. [Jimbo and Richard now look at the Canadians as well]
President Obama
But wait, there's still more, [the three man now look at the TV] because this country was built on dreamers, and Kyle, we want to make your dreams come true. And so here is your hero, Caitlyn Jenner. [applause as Caitlyn joins Barack and Kyle at the podium. Kyle is taken aback]
Caitlyn Jenner
[with a lisp] I just wanna say thank you Kyle for your beautiful words of support.
President Obama
Now Kyle, we've got another little surprise for you. We told you we were flying you back home, but the truth is, you're getting a ride back all the way with your hero! How do you like that?! [Ooohs and applause follow.]
Caitlyn Jenner's car, outside, moments later. She's ready to take Kyle home, while Kyle looks bewildered.
Caitlyn Jenner
Buckle up, buckaroo! [Revs up and speeds away. Almost immediately an elderly person crosses her path and she runs her over, thoroughly killing her under her wheels. The press applauds.]
South Park Elementary, next day. Mr. Garrison enters his classroom along with his students.
Mr. Garrison
Okay children, let's take our seats. As you've probably noticed, our government has decided to let anyone who wants to, cross the border and screw up our country! [before him is a crowded room, with more desks and lots of new Canadian students.] I know you're all as pissed off as I am, so why don't we begin today's lesson on why the once-great empire of Rome, fell to shit! Huh?! Who can tell my why Rome fell to shit?! [all the Canadian kids raise their hands] No, somebody who matters! [the Canadian students begin to clamor. Garrison puts his left hand over his nose and closes his eyes] Alright, fine, in the orange shirt.
Canadian kid 1
[orange shirt] The Roman Empire, buddy, was facing ehh several issues, guy, as they reached the new millennium, friend, and rather-
Mr. Garrison
[irritated] Oh, speak in English! You see, [turns around and begins writing on the board] what happened is that these immigrants called Goths [writes the word and circles and underlines it] were welcomed into Roman territories [writes the word Roman on the board] because some people felt bad for them. [another Canadian boy checks his watch and hops off his seat, opens a small case and pulls out a trumpet] And then the Goths suddenly decided they were being oppressed, you see, and so then- [the boy begins to play a familiar tune, and Mr. Garrison turns around] What the hell are you doing?! [the other Canadian kids get out of their seats and whip out their trumpets to play the song]
Canadian kid 2
[in a suit] It's 8am, guy.
Mr. Garrison
[loses his temper, throws his notes and chalk] Well that's it! Why don't you Canucks go back where you came from?! [they stop and look aghast at him]
The Principal's office, moments later. PC Principal is behind his desk with Mr. Mackey at his right side. PC Principal is barely containing his temper. Mr. Garrison is looking at him defiantly with arms crossed
PC Principal
You really think you can refer to an undocumented immigrant as a "Canuck"?!
Mr. Garrsion
PC Principal, they got up in the middle of my lecture and started playing music!
PC Principal
So did you forget that at eight and eleven all Canadians face east and play Chuck Mangione? [stands up and puts his hands on the desk] Or did you not care to find out about their religious customs?
Mr. Garrsion
Thuh, they don't even speak English!
PC Principal
Then you need to be teaching in both languages from now on! Mackey, sign the faculty up for Canadian-language night classes!
Mr. Garrsion
What?!
Mr. Mackey
[bowing profusely] Yes, PC Principal! R-right away! M'kay?
PC Principal
You're on thin ice, Garrison! Get in line or you'll be out of a job, bro!
South Park Elementary cafeteria, lunchtime. Cartman, Kenny, Butters, and Tolkien bring lunches from home while Stan, Kyle, Clyde and Craig get school lunches
Stan
What are they doing now? [several tables have Canadian kids seated and eating. Butters stands up for a better look]
Butters
Well they're all eatin' together and praying. A-and they're puttin' syrup on their Mac & Cheese! [sits back down]
Clyde
Ugh, so weird!
Tolkien
There's just so many of them.
Cartman
You guys, I think this whole thing is a conspiracy.
Tolkien
Whattaya mean?
Cartman
Think about what happened: American has pretty secure border for years. Kyle gives a big speech about tolerance and acceptance that goes viral. A bunch of Canadians cross the border illegally. Kyle's brother is Canadian. What if Kyle knowingly gave that speech to get all the illegals in?
Kyle
[annoyed] I'm sitting right here.
Cartman
And he's sitting right here.
Kyle
You really think just my speech brought on a wave of illegal immigration?!
Stan
You did kind of go overboard, dude.
Kyle
[looks at Stan, betrayed] What?!
Stan
It's just... I know you like giving speeches and stuff, but not everything is black and white.
Clyde
Yeah, I mean, it's fine you wanna go preach about Caitlyn Jenner, but you can't just make blanket statements about letting anyone do whatever they want.
Kyle
I didn't even want to give that speech!
Cartman
[interrupting] Yeah, yeah, this is interesting. Have you guys read Genesis Thirty-four?
Butters
Uhn-un.
Cartman
Well, it's intriguing, because in Genesis Thirty-four, the Jews actually did something similar to what Kyle is doing now.
Kyle
Uh I'm not responsible for this! Illegal immigration has been happening forever.
Cartman
But it's happening a lot more now. After you decide to give a big speech about Caitlyn Jenner. Because you want to bring down the cultural fabric of America. 'Cause you're a Jew.
Kyle
You guys, immigrants, either legal or illegal, are always gonna find ways to cross into richer countries if they're not living-
Stan
[briefly puts his left hand over his nose] Oh boy, here we go again. [the other boys leave as well]
Cartman
Yeah, I'm out.
Butters
Yeah, sorry. I can't listen to another one either. [Kyle is left alone, bewildered]
South Park Elementary, a different classroom, evening. There are watermarks everywhere, so this room hasn't been used for a while
Mr. Stkrdknmibalz
Happy evening, friends. My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz, (stick-yer-dick-in-my-balls) and we are going to learn Canadian. [Garrison shifts in his seat] With a lot of practice, you're going to find that speaking Canadian isn't so difficult. And in fact, our alphabet and yours are fairly similar. So why don't we begin singing it together? [Clears his throat]

A B C D E F Guy
H I J K L M N O Buddih
Q R S T U Fwiend
W X Eh! And [farts]
These are Canadian ABCs
Susie likes hairy balls. Whattaya think of these?

Alright, now everyone!

Class
[begins singing]

A B C D E F Guy
H I J K L M N O Buddih
Q R S T U Fwiend
W X Eh And

[Mr. Garrison begins to daydream]
Montage: Mr. Garrison on a bridge overlooking a river. he sees several Canadians enjoying themselves in inner tubes in the river. He sighs and walks away. Next, he's in line to get into the DMV during the day, but the line is full of Canadians. Next, new STOP signs go up that now have BUDDY under the STOP. Mr. Garrison is at the intersection waiting for the green light. A truck pulls up with a bunch of kids in the truck bed, no seat belts. Next, he's at the old town bar singing on a corner stage and playing a guitar. The regulars hold up their fists in solidarity. Next, he passes by a food cart. The cook there is selling beaver tails for five dollars. Then he passes by a newly-sold house with a Canadian couple cheering their purchase. Then he's back at the bar, with more listeners holding up lighters in solidarity. Next, he looks out his window and finds a bunch of supporters on his lawn pleading for him to lead them. Next, he walks by some Canadian kids playing street hockey, then he passes by the school
Mr. Garrison

Where has my country gone?
Where has my country gone?
It was a land of opportunity that we held dear
But now all these other assholes are comin' here.
And where's my country gone?
It was just here like, two seconds ago.
'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free
I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me
And my country's gone!
It got upset and now it's wandered away
It took 43 Presidents to make us stand tall
And just one black guy to unravel it all
Country gone!
Please tell it that we need her back home.
There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket
'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it!
And now they're all hanging out on my lawn... [trumpets come up and play "Feels So Good"]
And now they're ruining my song
Makin' it sound like Chuck Mangione [trumpets fade out]
Where has my country gone?

Montage ends, and the camera settles on Mr. Garrison leading a rally at the town square, with his supporters around him.
Mr. Garrison
Seems like everyone's afraid to speak the truth around here! Well I'm throwin' my hat in and sayin' I'll figure this thing out! Now I might not understand politics, or immigration policies, or... the law. Or basic... ideological... concepts. But dammit I understand there there's a bunch of Canadians here and I'm gonna do somethin' about it! [applause and cheers]
South Park Elementary gymnasium. PC Principal has called the student body in and put the Canadians on the basketball court and the Americans on the bleachers. The Canadian kids are standing in two lines. The front line wear different costumes that represent different time periods and icons in Canadian history, including the First Settlers of Canada, foreign explorers, a Mountie and a Canadian soldier. The second line consists of a band and choir.
PC Principal
Alright everyone, listen up. In order for better understanding we've asked students of Canadian origin to introduce you to their culture and [spots a disturbance in the stands] HEY LESLIE! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH! [Leslie stops whispering into her friend's ear and looks at PC Principal] - to introduce you to their culture and customs. So let's give them our undivided attention as they take us on a whirlwind journey through their diverse history.
Three students dressed in Native American garb
We are the Hopewell and Abenaki, first settlers of Canadian soil--
Kindergartner
Guy.
Five students dressed in European clothing
We are French and British explorers, seeking furs and goods. [Mr. Garrison walks up and takes the mic]
Mr. Garrison
Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather, and I got news for you! Nobody wants you here! [the gym is silent] Sorry not sorry! It's time for someone to say it like it is, and make our country great again!
PC Principal
Garrison, what do you think you're-?
Mr. Garrison
And I'm also not afraid to stand up to PC Principal! You, sir, have a pizza face and you suck your mom's dick!
PC Principal
That's it Garrison! You are fired from South Park Elementary!
Mr. Garrison
Oh, see? And now I'm fired! That's the cold, hard truth of immigration! Well there's only one immigration policy that I believe in, and that's fuck 'em all to death! [the students gasp] I'm just sayin' what everyone's thinkin' here kids!, Sorry not sorry![The school hallway, moments later. The Canadian kids walk out of school in anger]
Stan
Dude, the Canadians are pissed off.
Tolkien
Can you really blame them?
Butters
What made Mr. Garrison do that?
Cartman
Guys, what if this was all exactly what Kyle planned? Get the Canadians here, make them feel persecuted, and then what? Uprisings? Rebellion? Next thing you know, they're sending us to camps and using us as livestock!
Butters
You really think Kyle would do that?
Stan
That doesn't matter. We have to think of a way to smooth this over, fast.
Cartman
Yeah, we're gonna need a symbolic union.
Tolkien
A what?
Cartman
You know, what's that story about the two sides that were fighting and, then a guy from one side got with a girl from the other side and their love sort of brought the groups together?
Butters
Lion King II?
Cartman
[snaps his fingers and points to Butters] Yes, Lion King II. I mean, if we can get one of us to go out with one of them - probably, have sex - then it could be a symbol of us all getting along.
Craig
Yeah, it's kind of like when the princess of one country marries the prince of another.
Kyle
Oh, come on, this is stupid. You guys, when two groups of people don't understand each other you can't just try and diffuse the tension with a little-
Cartman
Is he seriously? Is he seriously giving a speech right now? [all quiet] Is he SERIOUSLY giving a speech right now?! [the other boys look back at Kyle angrily, and Kyle is left speechless] This is gonna have to happen pretty fast, so whoever's gonna do it needs to ask a Canadian girl out soon. 1 2 3 Not it.
Stan, Craig, Kenny, Clyde, Tolkien
[one after the other] Not it!
Butters
No, no. Not it! Oh. OH SHIT!
CNN report.
Anchor Tom
Support is growing for a Colorado man who claims the way to deal with illegal immigrants is to fuck them all to death. We go live to Minnesota.
Niagara Falls, Minnesota, day. Mr. Garrison goes around greeting supporters and waving to them or the camera
Field reporter
Tom, the political activist is going around the country to get support for his agenda, and- Uh Mr. Garrison, you believe the immigration problem is easy to solve?
Mr. Garrison
Yes. Fuck them all to death. Let'a make this country great again. [cheers swell from his supporters]
Field reporter
And when you say "Fuck them all to death," what are you actually suggesting be done?
Mr. Garrison
I'm suggesting we round them all up, pull down their pants, and fuck them until their spirits leave their bodies!
Supporter 1
[wearing a Snap Right Tools cap] USA!
Mr. Garrison
And then, after we've fucked every last one of 'em to death, we build a big wall! And if anyone comes over the wall, we fuck them to death too! And then we fuck to death all the-
Tom
Uh Dan? Dan? We're getting word that a wall has already been built. [to the control booth] Is that right? Yes? Yeah- CNN is confirming that Canada has built a wall to keep us out.
Mr. Garrison
What do you mean they built a wall?! They can't build a fucking wall! Oh, fuck them to death!
Moments later, Garrison and his supporters rush to the border in their cars, where they are met with a very tall wall. A lone guard sits atop the 40-foot wall, and the Americans get out of their cars
Guard
Hey there! Beautiful day, isn't it?
Mr. Garrison
What the hell is this?!
Guard
Oh this? This is a wall. Sorry buddih, nobody allowed in.
Jimbo
Can they do that?
Mr. Garrison
Look, we came to speak with your government about that
Guard
Yeah, no, sorry! Everything past here is ours. You can't, you can't go past, past here.
Mr. Garrison
We're Americans! We don't even want to be over there! What do you think we're gonna do?
Guard
Well, you know, we just don't want you ... raping our women and stuff.
Supporter 2
That is ridiculous! [crosses his arms]
Mr. Garrison
All right, smartass! That's just about enough-
Guard
Look, there's just some really cool shit back here and we don't feel like sharing it.
Mr. Garrison
[suddenly curious] Cool shit like what?
Guard
Don't worry aboot it.
Mr. Garrison
No! What's back there? Let me see!
Jimbo
[pulling him back] It's all right, Garrison.
Mr. Garrison
No! Goddammit, let me see!
South Park Elementary playground, day. The Americans and Canadians have separated into their own cliques. Cartman and Butters stand between the groups checking out the Canadian girls. Butters is still pissed that he lost
Cartman
What about that one? In the glasses? She's kinda hot.
Butters
She's not hot! She looks like a messed-up cucumber with wieners on it!
Cartman
All right, how about the lanky one, there? Ooo, ooo, What about the one in the hat? She kind of looks like Alanis Morissette, huh?
Butters
Alanis Morissette is like 80 years old or something! [stomps his right foot down on the snow] Jeez!
Cartman
Okay, Bu-Butters, relax.
Butters
Well I don't want a Canadian girlfriend, Eric!
Cartman
Okay. Do you just want a race war?
Butters
No! The one in the white shoes isn't that ugly.
Cartman
Okay, go fuck the one in the white shoes.
Butters
Okay! [walks over to the bench with the girl in white shoes next to it] Hi, my name's Butters, what's yours.
Charlotte
I'm Charlotte. [her friends giggle]
Butters
Oh Charlotte, I've never done this before. You think Scar's up there? He wasn't my father, but he's still part of me. Oh no, Simba, we have barely begun. We'll run away together and ... and...?
Cartman
[satisfied with the way Butters interaction is playing out. To himself] And start a pride all of our own.
CNN Report, at the Canadian border. Dan, the field reporter, is updating
Dan
Tom, the scene at the Canadian border is electric as several political leaders try and strategize how to deal with being shut out of Canada. [in the background three podiums appear on the road right in front of the wall. Garrison and two other leaders step up to the mics.]
Male politician
If the Canadian government wants to put up a wall, they have every right.
Female politician
And yet, we must ask why they thought this to be necessary.
Mr. Garrison
No, fuck them and fuck you! [points at the female politician] I wanna see if they have really cool shit back there!
Female politician
What we need is a-
Mr. Garrison
No! [points at the female politician] You've got a gaping gash [points at the male politician] and you've got vinegary balls! The Canadians can't do this! Don't they realize that hundreds of thousands of their people are over here illegally?
Guard
Oh, you guys didn't put up a wall?
Mr. Garrison
And you keep your goddamned mouth shut, smart-ass! I'll deal with you! [cheers and applause from his supporters. He turns to face them.] I get things done, and I'm gettin' back there! [more cheers and applause]
An outdoor mall in South Park. Butters returns with some ice cream for himself and Charlotte.
Butters
Here you go.
Charlotte
Thanks, Butters. I'm sore-y I didn't know what ice cream was.
Butters
What's "sore-y"?
Charlotte
Well that's what Canadians say to express remorse.
Butters
Oh. Heh, he-hey, heh that's neato. [his cell phone rings] Oh. Eh, hang on Charlotte, one sec. [walks off a bit and picks up] What do you want?!
Cartman
Have you given her the old Hot Cosby yet?
Butters
No, we saw a movie and now we're goin' to the park.
Cartman
Butters, we don't have time for that! I told you you have to cut to the chase with a Hot Cosby!
Butters
If I'm gonna be with this girl, I don't want her someday thinking it was all super-rushed!
Cartman
Nobody cares about forty years from now when she suddenly changes her mind, Butters! Time is of the essence! We're all gonna die! [hangs up. Butters returns to Charlotte]
Charlotte
Everything all right?
Butters
Yeah, just some work-related stuff.
Charlotte
So hey, I wanted to see if you wanted to come over to my house for dinner tomorrow.
Butters
[getting nervous] Oh boy, yes I'd love to, here we go, oh God.
Niagara Falls National Park. The camera looks at the falls and then pans to the left to show Mr. Garrison being lowered into a barrel by Jimbo and Ned.
Mr. Garrison
Okay that's, that's good. Watch the balls. Okay, all right, give me the helmet. [Jimbo reaches down and hands the helmet to Mr. Garrison] We'll see what they've got behind that goddamned wall! [turns around to face his supporters] You know what I am, friends? I'm a doer.
Supporters
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Mr. Garrison
Canada says we can't go into their country, I'm going into their country! And when I do, I am fucking every last Canadian... so hard! [cheers and applause] All right, let's do this! [drops down into the barrel. Jimbo and Ned seal it up. Several supporters lift the barrel up over their shoulders and carry it to the railing]
Supporters
USA USA USA USA USA! [they throw it into the river and watch it approach the falls] USA USA USA! [the barrel goes over the falls and breaks up a few seconds later. Jimbo screams] USA US-!
Jimbo
Aww, he's dead.
Charlotte's house, evening. Butters is her guest for dinner. She has a grandmother living with her, as well as a brother and sister
Dad
So young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance.
Butters
Well uh, well yes, sir.
Dad
And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever?
Charlotte
Ey, daddy!
Dad
I'm sore-y, Charlotte, but I get suspicious. It's bad enough we have to live in America, now all the boys with maple fever are gonna wanna have at our daughter.
Mom
That's enough, Thomas!
Butters
W-wait, you don't wanna be here?
Charlotte
Why would we want to be here?
Butters
Wuh well, you know, 'cause everything is great here, and we have cool stuff.
Thomas
Canada has everything. It's the greatest country on Earth.
Butters
But- so- then, why did you leave?
Thomas
[sighs and gets up from the his chair, and walks over to a window] There were several candidates during the Canadian elections. One of them was this brash asshole who just spoke his mind. He didn't really offer any solutions, he just said outrageous things. we... thought it was funny. [the mom begins to cry quietly, and her son comforts her] Nobody really thought he'd ever be President. It was a joke! But we just let the joke go on for too long. He kept gaining momentum, and by the time we were all ready to say "Okay, let's get serious now. Who should really be President?" he was already being sworn into office. [turns around] We weren't paying attention. [collapses and begins to cry, bumping into the table against the window] We weren't paying attention! [lets out all his tears and the family gathers around him to comfort him.]
Butters
Jeez, how bad can a president be?
Back in Canada, the new President, a middle-age man resembling a likeness to Donald Trump, sits at his desk.
Mr. President
If certain people want to leave this country, then let them! You tell those pussy homos they can suck my balls!
Johnson
But Mr. President-
Mr. President
And tell the Prime Minister of China that HE can suck my balls! Oh, and Johnson?
Johnson
Mr. President?
Mr. President
Suck my balls.
Charlotte's backyard, after dinner. The yard is more like a garden, with flowers everywhere, swaying gently in the breeze. She and Butters are on a bench swing holding hands
Charlotte
I'm sore-y about my papa. He can be really emotional sometimes.
Butters
You don't got to be sore-y. It's me who should be sore-y. I think everyone has the wrong idea about your people, Charlotte.
Charlotte
It's okay. We just have to give them time.
Butters
I wasn't supposed to have time. I was supposed to give you a Hot Cosby, so our species could coexist. But now I realize you guys don't even wanna be here.
Charlotte
Oh.. so do you want to be here? Now?
Butters
There's really nowhere I'd rather be. [smiles] If it's okay with you, well I'd like to try a nice Slow Cosby instead.
Charlotte
In Canada, we call a Slow Cosby ... love. [kisses Butters on the cheek. Butters strokes it and smiles again] Oh look! [a meteorite zooms across the sky] A shooting star! In Canada, we say that's... good luck.
Butters
So do we.
A concrete channel with a slow-moving river running through it on the Canadian side of the border. Mr. Garrison comes to, groans, and slowly gets up. He leaves the channel and finds himself looking at an abandoned Canadian city.
Mr. Garrison
Hello? [his voice echoes through the canyon of high-rises in the city. He walks by an empty coffee shop with a loose door banging in the wind. He hears a man sobbing, but sees abandoned cars, paper strewn everywhere, trash... he finds the man sitting on the roof of a 13-story law office building]
Man
Oh God! Oh God!
Mr. Garrison
Hey! Where is everyone, guy? [the man sobs some more and then stands and jumps to his death.] Jeez.
Montage. As "Safety Dance" plays, Mr. Garrison walks through an empty mall and notices an escher-esque assortment of escalators there. Mr. President is dancing away. Mr. Garrison sees the activity and walks over, not sure what to make of it all. Mr. President notices him and stops
Mr. President
What?! Hey! How did a US citizen get past my wall?!
Mr. Garrison
I came here to find out where my country gone!
Mr. President
Where your country gone? Where my country gone?!
Mr. Garrison
No, where my country gone, bitch?!
Mr. President
Nobody talks to me like that, buddih! [goes around his desk]
Mr. Garrison
Nobody talks to me like that, fwiend! [they begin to fight on the carpet. Mr. Garrison takes the President down and wrestles with him until the President is face down] Eurgh! Yeah?
Mr. President
Stupid-! Unh!
Mr. Garrison
Little asshole!
Mr. President
This is why I built that wall!
Mr. Garrison
You think you can-? [grabs the back of the President's head and slams it down] Hey! Here you go! Here you go! [keeps beating the President down] Look, guy, I came here to do one thing! [takes off his own swim suit and begins raping the President]
Mr. President
Hey, what the-? Aah! Hey, that pokes, buddih! Aah!
Aide
Oh my God, guy.
Mr. President
Please! Please, I can't- Oh. NO! No please, NO! NO! [Garrison inhales some poppers, then resumes the raping with increased vigor] Ohhh! Ohhh! Nooo!
Charlotte's house, the dining table. Butters and Charlotte share a tall milk shake. Thomas and his wife look on from the doorway, holding hands
Mom
Oh look at them, Thomas. I think they really like each other.
Thomas
Yes, I have to admit. It seems they're falling in Slow Cosby. [someone knocks on the front door] I'll get it. [goes to the front door and opens it]
Canadian 6
Hey, did you hear the news, buddih? The Canadian Presidents been fucked to death!
Canadian 7
[across the street] Yes! Yes!
Thomas
What? Are you sure?
Mom
What is it, Thomas?
Thomas
The Canadian President got fucked to death, darling.
Mom
Oh my goodness! Should we go back to Canada then?
Thomas
Yes, I guess let's go back! [and so the Canadians start packing up and moving out. The Marshes stand outside their house looking at the exodus]
Canadians
See ya! Bye! It's been real, guy! See ya, guy! [once they're all gone, Butters appears on the road chasing after Charlotte]
Butters
Charlotte!
Charlotte
I'll Skype you when I'm home, my love! [soon she's too far away]
Butters
Ah, I should have done the Hot Cosby.
South Park town square. Mr. Garrison is back on stage, his supporters cheering and applauding him again
Supporter 3
[voice only] You did it, Garrison!
Supporter 4
[voice only] Thank you, Garrison!
Mr. Garrison
Friends. I think I've proven that my policies work to get things done. I know what my true calling is, and I'm gonna keep this goin' all the way to Washington.
Kyle
[gets up on stage to clear his name] Hold on, wait! It wasn't me! I wasn't the one who brought the Canadians here! It was something just like this. Don't you see? If there's anything we've learned, it's that we have to stop this kind of sensationalist politics before the same thing happens to us, because if we let this kind of... [stops himself] this... kind of... [the crowd looks at him, annoyed]
Cartman
Dude!
Stan
Unbelievable! [Kyle turns left and walks off stage]
Mr. Garrison
All right, my friends. I have to say goodbye now, because I'm off to Washington with my running mate! [the camera shows whom the running mate is as Garrison gets into the passenger seat]
Caitlyn Jenner
Buckle up, buckaroo! [Revs up and speeds away. Almost immediately a young woman crosses her path and she runs her over, thoroughly killing her under her wheels. The crowd cheers and applauds.]
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