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Cette page répertorie toutes les citations notables exprimées par Mysterion.

South Park

"Le Coon"

• "I’m an angel keeping watch over the city at night. As violence and darkness take over the streets, I work to rid the city of crime. I’m the symbol this town needs."
• "I might be Craig, and then again, I might not be. My identity must remain a secret. You cannot know."
• [Inner dialogue] "I could no longer sit by and watch as my city became a cesspool of crime. I have lived in South Park all my life. I decided it was up to me to keep this town safe. Nobody at school knows my double life. To them, I’m just another fourth grader, but tonight, I am Mysterion."
• "The city needs my help. It cries for protection, and I will answer the call to save her."

"L'Éveil de Mystérion"

• "I am Mysterion. Though only nine years old, I dedicate my life to helping people - when I'm not in school."
• "I have joined forces with other superheroes in my neighborhood to help save the Gulf. Even the other heroes do not know that unlike them, I do have a power. A power they will now begin to understand. And all will know who and what I truly am."
• "Pull the trigger Hindsight! If you don't believe us then you don't have a choice! Pull the trigger you pussy!"

"Le Coon contre le Coon et sa bande"

• "No, Stan, I'm being serious! I really really can't die!"
• "Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over? It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won't go away, and nobody will believe me!"
• "Remember this time! Try and fucking remember!"

"Le plus pauvre de l'école"

• "You are going to be okay, Karen! You have to keep believing that!"
• [thinks a moment] "Sometimes, people do stupid things. Sometimes they don't realize what should have come first. Until it's too late."
• "You are not alone. No matter where you go, no matter what you do, I will always be here! Do you understand?"
• "Don't try, Karen. Do."
• "How about you find another little girl to pick on?"
• [to Jessica Pinkerton] "Karen McCormick is off limits! Do you understand?! Make sure everybody in this school knows!"

South Park : L'Annale du destin

Aperçu

Mysterion parle souvent de choses sombres comme la mort et le meurtre, et du destin ; cela peut être lié à sa tristement célèbre incapacité à mourir.

Il est particulièrement haineux envers tout le monde, en particulier envers les vampires, les qualifiant de « boiteux ».

Il montre cependant un côté bienveillant, notamment envers sa sœur dans From Dusk till Casa Bonita, où il tente de la convaincre de ne pas être amie avec les Vampires.

Field/Story

• During The Chaos Gambit
  • "You wanna get back there? Not a chance. The Doc is working on something that will save us all."
  • "This area is off limits."
  • "I don't trust you, Butthole, but I'll let you prove me wrong."
  • "I got my eye on you, Butthole."
  • "Shit's going south real fast in this town."
• During The Thin White Line
  • "What a bunch of dicks."
  • "What are you assholes doing here?"
  • "This isn't going to get any easier, but those cops need to pay."
  • "Tupperware's tupperware just saved his ass."
  • "Scrambles?"
  • "WHAT?!"
  • "THAT'S IT, NEW KID! WE'RE GONNA RIP YOU APART!"
  • "I've always been a big fan of revenge."
  • "Get that traitor!"
  • "YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!"
• During The Thin White Line, wrong way
  • "What are you running errands? We got a police station to infiltrate, and it ain't that way."
• During The Thin White Line, Jared spared
  • "You got a soft heart, kid. Maybe TOO soft."
• During The Thin White Line, Jared not spared
  • "Some criminals don't deserve mercy."
  • "That's something you don't see every day. A fart execution."
• During The Thin White Line, Jared defeated
  • "Whatever they got in the basement can't be worse than this puke."
• During The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
  • "WE CAN'T BEAT THIS THING!"
  • "Let's get the fuck out the here!"
  • "Is... Oh shit! Oh no!"
• During Farts of Future Past
  • "HOLY SHIT, DUDE!"
  • "We don't have time for this! Stand aside! We have to get to Cartman!"
  • "WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, FATASS!"
  • 'WE AREN'T PLAYING ANYMORE! WE KNOW EVERYTHING! SHOW US YOUR LEFT HAND!"
  • "SHOW US YOUR FUCKING LEFT HAND!"
  • "COME ON! WE CAN STILL STOP THIS FUCKER!"
  • "I have no fucking idea."
  • "You all happy now?"
• When Therapy Wars has been completed
  • "I heard about what you did for Tweek and Craig. You're all right, Butthole."
• During From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "ButtLord, I need your help. Vampires have taken my sister, Karen. We have to save her. Get on the DLC Bus and come here now. I can't do it without you."
  • "Hey! Over here!"
  • "I knew I could count on you. Those fucking vampires kidnapped my sister and brought her here. Who knows what horrible things they're doing to her. You ready to do this?"
  • "Good. We have to stop them. Some do not believe in vampires but they are very real. I know we've got other problems back in South Park, but I can't let those monsters hurt my sister."
  • "Before we go in, I need to know that you can handle yourself. Take out these guys and I'll know you're ready."
  • "All right, ButtLord. You're ready. Let's go inside and find Karen."
  • "I'll scout for Karen."
  • "Look at them. These poor bastards don't even know that vampires are among them. We have to stop this evil once and for all."
  • "Look! Vampires!"
  • "We have to find another way in. Think of something, ButtLord. Karen doesn't have much time left."
  • "I definitely do not have that much money. There must be another way in!" (If the New Kid decides to buy a meal ticket)
  • "If you want to just spot me I will almost certainly never pay you back."
  • "Good job. Let's go."
  • "Coon, what are you doing here?"
  • "Fuck you, dude!"
  • "This could only mean one thing..."
  • "Look, it's Corey Haim! Get him!"
  • "At least she's not a Vamp Kid."
• With Henrietta Biggle, during From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • Henrietta: "You ever look around a restaurant and imagine who is the most dead inside?"
    Mysterion: "My family can't really afford to go to restaurants."
    Henrietta: "Oh, that's kinda goth."
• Female New Kid idle
  • "You kinda remind me of my sister, New Kid. I have this weird urge to protect you."
• Talked to, before completing The Samaritan Agenda
  • "You wanna get back there? No chance. The Doc is working on something that will save us all."
• Turning down a selfie
  • "Not so fast. Prove that you really want to be here first."
• Taking a selfie with the New Kid
  • "Let's do it. You're a real Freedom Pal Now."
  • "Thanks for your help, Butthole! We should take a selfie."
• After selfie
  • "Keeper."
  • "Thanks again, Butthole."
  • "Even if we're different sides, Butthole, you really helped me out, thanks."
• Attacked
  • "Ow, dammit."
  • "What the hell, dude?"
• Farted on
  • "Careful with that thing, Butthole!"
  • "Jesus Christ."

Battle

• Selected
  • "Let's settle this."
  • "Mysterion!"
  • "Present."
• Battle start
  • "Today is the last day of the rest of your life."
• Battle start, versus Shub-Niggurath, The Thin White Line
  • "We have to end this now!"
• Battle start, versus Many-Assed Sixth Graders, The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
  • "Okay, let's kick some asses."
• Turn start
  • "It's time."
  • "If I'm not your worst nightmare...I aspire to be."
  • "Make way for Mysterion."
  • "This is my time."
  • "Prepare to meet your end."
  • "This might get ugly."
• Turn start, in low health
  • "I...can't...be defeated."
  • "I...can't...die. But you can!"
• Turn start, Civil War 2: Playtime's Over
  • "You're outmatched. Give up before you embarrass yourselves."
  • "Fighting Doctor Timothy is a mistake beyond your comprehension!"
• Turn start, versus Many-Assed Cats, The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto
  • "Watch out for their claws! And butts."
• Turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "The vamps are trying to take you once and for all! Fight them!"
  • "Karen, snap out of it! You've got to fight Corey Haim!"
• Turn start versus Vampires, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "I got some bad news about vampire immortality."
  • "You want darkness? I can do darkness."
  • "The forces of lameness will never win!"
  • "Next I'll knock your stupid arm socks off."
• Turn start versus Head Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Dude, frosted tips aren't cool, they're lame as fuck."
• New Kid turn start
  • "Go, Butthole!"
• New Kid turn start versus Corey Haim, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Just focus on not dying, OK?"
• New Kid turn start, Civil War
  • "You're on the wrong side of this, New Kid."
  • "Think about what you're doing, New Kid!"
  • "Cartman's only working for himself, New Kid."
• Attempting to escape from Shub-Niggurath
  • "Death is coming. Better run."
• With Mike Makowski, after Vampire first using ability in VIP Room, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "God, even your opening moves are lame!"
• New wave of Vampires, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "More? Bring 'em on."
• Ally idle
  • "You guys want to grab something to eat after this?"
• Ally idle, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "God, I hate themed birthday parties."
• Attacking
  • "No mercy."
• After attacking
  • "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader."
  • "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
• After using Demonic Fury
  • "Fate brought us together so that I could tear you apart."
• After using Demonic Fury on Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Thought that might knock some sense into you."
• Using Dread Rush, Dark Whisper, or Cruel Fate
  • "You won't see me coming."
  • "Here we go."
• After using Dread Rush
  • "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
  • "It's only gonna get worse."
• After using Dread Rush on Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "I'm just "expressing" myself."
• After using Cruel Fate
  • "I'll see you in hell, you guys."
• After ally attacking
  • "Yes...hasten their journey to the hereafter."
  • "That looked painful."
  • "Brutal. I like it."
  • "Nice one."
• After Call Girl using Phone Destroyer
  • "It was their destiny to get their social security numbers released to the internet."
• After Henrietta using Cigarette Burn
  • "Smoking is pretty cool."
• Targeted by Satanic Seal
  • "Thanks, Satan. Now we're even."
  • "I'll take it."
• Targeted by Baleful Blessing
  • "You won't like me when I'm possessed by demons."
• Targeted by Baleful Blessing versus Corey Haim, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Now I'm gonna do something bad."
• After Human Kite using Wrath of Kite
  • "Kill or be killed, Human Kite. Only I can do both."
• After New Kid attacking
  • "You're doing good work, New Kid... Fate's work."
  • "Fear the Butthole!"
• New Kid attacked
  • "You shouldn't make the Butthole angry."
  • "The Butthole always wins in the end."
• After New Kid using Dire Shroud on self
  • "Nice. Now you've got a shield AND health Regen on your next turn!"
  • "The New Kid's powered up and pissed."
• After New Kid using Dire Shroud on enemy
  • "Yeah, I'm a fan of the offensive tactic too."
• After New Kid using Ghastly Grasp
  • "Careful, Butthole. Messing with the undead is risky."
  • "Aww, you scared 'em."
  • "Fuckin' dark, dude."
• Targeted by Dire Shroud
  • "Ready or not, here I come!"
• After New Kid using Soul Slash
  • "Good form, ButtLord!"
  • "Lean into it next time!"
• After Mosquito using Pandemic Pestilence
  • "Fate can be cruel, and kind of icky."
• After Tupperware using Tupper Tornado
  • "Life is frail. You are not."
• After a Timefart Glitch
  • "You don't get to go."
• After a Timefart Pause
  • "Butthole sure has some violent gas."
  • "There was more to that fart than meets the eye."
• After a Timefart summon
  • "We're up to our necks in Buttholes."
  • "Another Butthole, huh? Why not."
• Vampire defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Mortality's a bitch."
  • "One less vamp douche."
  • "Now you've got something to be emo about."
  • "Who's mortal now?"
• After using healing item on self or ally
  • "Heal up."
  • "Oh, that's potent."
• New Kid healed or Protected
  • "Use it well, Butthole."
• Healed or Protected
  • "Thank you."
  • "I feel that...all over."
• Reviving
  • "You need this more than me."
• Attacked
  • "Crap."
  • "So lame."
  • "I...will remember that."
  • "You don't want to hit me again."
  • "Curses."
  • "Damn you!"
  • "I felt that."
  • "Shit."
  • "Quit trying so hard!"
  • "You're gonna regret that."
• Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "No! He's possessing Karen!"
• After Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Get out of Karen's body, you bastard!"
• Attacked by Jared, The Thin White Line
  • "What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich."
• Attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "Try again, dorks."
• Ally attacked
  • "Show no weakness!"
  • "You don't look so great."
• Ally attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "That's so fucking lame."
• Defeated
  • "Oh, right, Mysterion's dead, you guys."
• Fighting Jared, after Jared speaks, The Thin White Line
  • "I'm gonna kick your ass."
  • "You've got a lot of bad karma coming your way."
• The Coon defeated
  • "We've lost the Coon! Oh well."
  • "The Coon has gone to the Great Beyond!"
• After Mitch Conner cheats, To Catch a Coon
  • "You cheating asshole!"
  • "Cut the bullshit, Coon!"
  • "Hey that's bullshit!"
  • "Come the fuck on!"
  • "Liar!"
  • "Bullshit!"
• New Kid defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
  • "This is fucking embarrassing."
• New Kid targeted by Satanic Seal
  • "Butthole's supercharged!"
• After Shub-Niggurath devouring Crooked Cop White Meat, The Thin White Line
  • "Death is coming. Better run."
• Bleeding
  • "I guess bloodshed was inevitable."
• Enraged
  • "There are no words for my anger."
• Lifesteal
  • "Bonus."
  • "Beautiful."
• Victory
  • "Retribution but with Inclusion!"
  • "This was only going to end one way."
  • "I felt good about that."
• Dialogue
  • With Call Girl, after using Demonic Fury
    • Call Girl: "Mysterion, you're a beast!"
      Mysterion: "Well you know, I have been working out."
  • With Call Girl, after using Dread Rush
    • Call Girl: "I bet the Mysterion fan page is blowing up!"
      Mysterion: "That's why I'm getting a movie in Phase 1!"
  • With Call Girl, attacked
    • Call Girl: "Ha! Mysterion didn't even flinch."
      Mysterion: "I did a little bit."
  • With The Coon, The Coon turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • The Coon: "Wow, how does it feel to know Corey Haim is inside your sister?"
      Mysterion: "Cartman, I fucking swear to god."
  • With The Coon, self or ally idle
    • The Coon: "Mysterion, are you like a goth or ninja or what?"
      Mysterion: "I'm a wandering soul who can never truly die."
      The Coon: "Jesus, dramatic much?"
  • With The Coon, after attacking
    • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader." / "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
      The Coon: "You're kind of a fucking downer, Mysterion."
    • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader." / "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
      The Coon: "God dammit, Mysterion! Would it kill you to be a little more upbeat?"
      Mysterion: "I doubt it."
  • With The Coon, after The Coon using Coon Lunge
    • Mysterion: "Fate guides your claws, Coon."
      The Coon: "Fuck you, Mysterion. Fate ain't the boss of these fucking sweet claws!"
  • With The Coon, The Coon attacked
    • ​The Coon: "You fuck with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?"
      Mysterion: "Fuck you, dude!"
  • With Corey Haim, turn start after Corey Haim possessing Karen McCormick, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mysterion: "Karen, snap out of it! You've got to fight Corey Haim!"
      Corey Haim: "That's ignorant!"
  • With Fastpass, after attacking
    • Mysterion: "Today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader."
      Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
  • With Fastpass, after using Demonic Fury
    • Fastpass: "You're a pretty intense dude, Mysterion."
      Mysterion: "I got a lot on my mind."
    • Mysterion: "Fate brought us together so that I could tear you apart."
      Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
  • With Fastpass, after self or ally attacking
    • Mysterion: "Weep not for thine enemies. They're, like, total assholes."
      Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
  • With Fastpass, after Fastpass attacking
    • Mysterion: "Live fast and die young. You have the right idea, Fastpass."
      Fastpass: "Yeah, I learned that one from a Family Circus strip."
    • Mysterion: "Press the attack while you still draw breath."
      Fastpass: "That was some dark shit, man."
  • With Henrietta, turn start, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mysterion: "You want darkness? I can do darkness."
      Henrietta: "Wow, that's pretty goth."
  • With Henrietta, after using Dark Whisper
    • Henrietta: "I think you're actually scaring me."
      Mysterion: "Happy to help."
  • With Henrietta, after Henrietta first using Cigarette Burn, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mysterion: "Whoa, are you Pyromancer class?"
      Henrietta: "Try Satanist."
  • With Henrietta, after Henrietta using Satanic Seal
    • Mysterion: "You're a mostly good witch, huh?"
      Henrietta: "Just don't get on my bad side."
  • With Henrietta, after Henrietta using Black Mass
    • Mysterion: "Damn, that's hardcore goth."
      Henrietta: "Obviously."
    • Mysterion: "Wow, that's dark."
      Henrietta: "Yeah, thanks."
    • Henrietta: "It's good to have friends in dark places."
      Mysterion: "I'll say."
  • With Human Kite, turn start, final battle, Farts of Future Past
    • Mysterion: "Knock off the bullshit, Kite."
      Human Kite: "I'm not doing anything, dude. It's Mitch!"
  • With Human Kite, after using Demonic Fury
    • Human Kite: "Wow, dude, it's like you have zero fear of death."
      Mysterion: "I'm not the one who needs to be afraid."
  • With Human Kite, after Human Kite using Wrath of Kite
    • Mysterion: "Death comes on plastic wings."
      Human Kite: "Actually, I kinda made 'em out of Mylar and this polyurethane stuff."
  • With Human Kite, character other than Human Kite attacked
    • ​Human Kite: "I'll make them pay for that!"
      Mysterion: "No. Vengeance will be mine alone."
  • With Karen McCormick, after attacking Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • ​Karen McCormick: "You're hurting my friends, Guardian Angel!"
      Mysterion: "They've glamoured you, Karen! They're vampires!"
  • With Mike Makowski, attacked by Vampire Griefer, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mike Makowski: "Tremble before the power of Vampir!"
      Mysterion: "You couldn't make a rabbit tremble."
  • With Mike Makowski, Vampire defeated, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mike Makowski: "Hey, what am I gonna tell that kid's parents?"
      Mysterion: "That you're an asshole and your party sucks?"
      Mike Makowski: "Aww come on, that's not cool."
  • With Mitch Conner, turn start, To Catch a Coon
    • Mysterion: "Stop before I break your fucking hand."
      Mitch Conner: "Not if I break you first, Mysterion. Which I will!"
  • With Mitch Conner, turn start, Farts of Future Past
    • Mitch Conner: "You're up. Who're you gonna fight, Freedom Pal?"
      Mysterion: "To be honest, I'd be happy hitting either of you assholes right now."
  • With Mosquito, after Mosquito attacking
    • Mysterion: "Shuffle thine enemies from this mortal coil, Mosquito."
      Mosquito: "If you mean suck their blood and stuff, you got it!"
  • With Professor Chaos, after attacking
    • Professor Chaos: "We should totally team up!"
      Mysterion: "Mysterion works alone."
      Professor Chaos: "Really? I mean, we're kinda working together right now."
      Mysterion: "Mysterion works alone."
      Professor Chaos: "Well, ok then."
    • Professor Chaos: Gee whiz, Mysterion, you're really cool."
      Mysterion: "I know."
  • With Super Craig, after using Dread Rush
    • Super Craig: "You're so melodramatic, dude."
      Mysterion: "I got a lot of pathos."
      Super Craig: "You should get that looked at."
  • With Super Craig, self or ally idle
    • Mysterion: "Hey Craig, think you could have a shittier costume?"
      Super Craig: "Does it look like I care?"
      Mysterion: "Well, that's kind of my point."
  • With Super Craig, after Super Craig attacking
    • Mysterion: "Nice technique."
      Super Craig: "I've got a black belt in not giving a shit."
  • With Super Craig, Super Craig attacked
    • Mysterion: "And now you see the frailty of life."
      Super Craig: "Who are you calling frail, dick?"
  • With Toolshed, after attacking
    • Toolshed: "Not sure those powers of yours are up to code."
      Mysterion: "I am not bound by your natural laws."
  • With Toolshed, after Toolshed using Spiral Power
    • Mysterion: "Fight or fail, what does it matter? You'll be dust in a hundred years anyway."
      Toolshed: "Oh, god, you're right!"
  • With Vampire, turn start, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mysterion: "Next I'll knock your stupid arm socks off."
      Vampire: "They're battle gauntlets, from the ancient ones!"
  • With Vampire, ally attacked by Vampire, From Dusk till Casa Bonita
    • Mysterion: "That's so fucking lame."
      Vampire: "No, it's not!"
  • With Wonder Tweek, Wonder Tweek idle, The Thin White Line
    • Wonder Tweek: "Hey, you know I was mostly OK with fighting old people, but taking on the whole police station? This is some serious shit!"
      Mysterion: "Sometimes heroes have to work outside the law, Tweek."
  • With Wonder Tweek, attacked
    • Wonder Tweek: "Mysterion, look out!"
      Mysterion: "A little late, dude."
  • With Captain Diabetes, after using Demonic Fury
    • Captain Diabetes: "So, is that Krav Maga or more of a Muay Thai move?"
      Mysterion: "Something like that"
  • With Captain Diabetes, after Captain Diabetes using Coma Combo or Sugar Rush
    • Mysterion: "Your nihilistic approach appeals to this old soul."
      Captain Diabetes: "Nihi-what?"

Anecdote

• Il est le seul membre original de Freedom Pals qui répond à la réplique du Coon : "You fuck with the Coon, you answer to his friends. Right, guys?". Ce dernier rétorque: "Fuck you, dude!"