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Le Supermarché des ténèbres

	South Park, day. A lovely tree appears and the camera pans down to street level. Stan and friends are on the sidewalk across the street moving along.
Cartman	You guys know what? Um, the last thing you do when you die, is crap your pants.
Stan	...What?
Cartman	Yeah, when you die, your jowels release and crap comes flying out your ass. [laughs heartily. The other boys stop]
Kyle	That is fucking stupid, Cartman!
Cartman	Oh yeah?! I'll bet you 5 bucks that when you die you crap your pants, asshole!
Mr. Garrison	Hey everybody, it's time! [everyone stops and looks] It's time!
Townsfolk	[a small group] It's time. Oh, it's time? It's happening. It's happening now? Let's go! [they move off to their left]
Stan	It's time for what?
Mr. Garrison	Get down to Metzger's Field! It's about to happen! [everyone follows him towards the field]
	Metzger's Field, later. A man is speaking to the crowd gathered there.
Manager	People of South Park I am pleased to be with you on this most historic day. A day you were certainly all remember... as the day your town... became great. The grand opening of the first South Park... Wall-Mart! [the camera zooms out to show the full scope of the store. Everyone applauds and cheers]
Randy	[hugging Sharon] Look at it, honey. It's so big.
Mr. Garrison	[hugging Mr. Slave] It's like we're a real town now. [the boys finally arrive]
Cartman	Whoa, awesome!
Kyle	Hey! Isn't there where Stark's Pond used to be? Where we used to kayak and fish?
Man	Yeah! Now it's a Wall-Mart!
Manager	I know that with the opening of the South Park branch of Wall-Mart, you will all see your town completely change... [walks over to the entrance, which has a banner across it: "Grand Opening."] Now, shop friends. Shop! [steps aside and the doors open to a spacious store. The townsfolk rush inside]
Randy	It's beautiful!
Marvin Marsh	[greeting shoppers at the door.] Welcome to Wall-Mart. Welcome to Wall-Mart. ...Welcome to Wall-Mart.
Sheila	Sharon, isn't that your father?
Sharon	Yes. Wall-Mart is the leading employer of seniors. And they also employ the handicapped.
Jimmy	[approaching] Hello, Mrs. M-Marsh. Can I help g- Can I help you get a sh- shopping cart today?
Sharon	Why yes, I'd love one, Jimmy. [Jimmy turns and approaches a line of carts. He tugs at the one in the front, wrestling it away from the other carts. Once it's out far enough, he jumps to the rear and pushes it out]
Chef	[awestruck] My God. Look at all these incredible bargains.
Cartman	[the boys are in the movie aisle] Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks!
Kyle	Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie?
Cartman	Because one copy is $9.98! But this way you save like 20 bucks!
Kyle	You only need one copy, r-tard!
Cartman	Okay, fine, dumbass, YOU go ahead and buy one copy for $9.98!
Kyle	Okay, fine, I will! [grabs a copy] H-wait a minute! I don't even want one copy of Time Cop! [puts it back]
Cartman	Dude, you can't shop for crap. [a wide shot of the store]
Woman	[shopping with her husband] I can't believe these bargains.
Manager	[from an office window above the showroom floor] Fools. Ignorant fools.
	The Marsh house, night. The living room has been redecorated with items got from Wall-Mart. The family is enjoying snacks in fancy plasticware.
Randy	Just look at the Marsh family, huh? Brand-new television, new plastic dishware and cups, and enough bulk-buy ramen to last us a thousand winters. [three huge pallets of ramen are shown]
Stan	Dad, how come Wall-Mart is able to sell everything so cheap?
Randy	It's simple economics, son. I don't understand it at all, but, God I love it.
	The Marsh house, later. The house is asleep; Randy is dreaming, and reacting to his dreams.
Whispers	$6.99, $15, free for $15.98...
Randy	[suddenly awake] Aaaah! [looks at the window and crawls out of bed, then walks towards the window. He plants his hands on the window panes, and in the distance he sees that great shining beacon called Wall-Mart. He opens his pajama shirt and presses his body against the window. A soft sigh leaves his lungs...] Yeaaah... [Sharon wakes up]
Sharon	Randy, what are you doing?!
Randy	[wraps himself up again and goes back to bed] Anu-nothing! [puts on his slippers] I'ma-I'ma-I'm just gonna head down to the Wall-Mart real quick.
Sharon	It's almost midnight.
Randy	Yeah, think about it. If I go there now, there won't be anybody else there. [with determination] I can have all the bargains to myself! [heads out]
	Wall-Mart, midnight. Randy enters dressed in pajamas and robe, only to find more shoppers in there. Wall-Mart never closes, and it's never empty. An elderly lady greets him.
Elderly Woman	Thanks for coming to Wall-Mart. [waves] All are welcome. All are welcome! [Randy is stunned that he's not the only shopper there]
	Next morning, the boys are on a sidewalk heading towards downtown.
Cartman	Excuse me! Hello?! Can somebody tell my why we're going to Jim's Drugs to buy Voltar cards when Wall-Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
Kyle	Dude, I can't deal with Wall-Mart right now. My parents had me there for three hours last night. [they pass by a man closing up his shop for the last time]
Mr. Farkle	Oh, sorry boys. I'm going out of business.
Kyle	Why, Mr. Farkle?
Mr. Farkle	I can't compete with Wall-Mart's low prices. Everyone is shopping there now, and... well, I can't make ends meet. [Cartman pulls out a violin from somewhere and begins playing it masterfully] I've got to sell the store and try to find another line of work.
Kyle	[glares at Cartman] Cartman, stop it!
Cartman	What? I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle.
Mr. Farkle	I appreciate your business, boys, but you'll have to try somewhere else in town. [walks away sobbing]
Kyle	See?! That sucks, dude!
Cartman	What? That's called progress, Kyle.
Kyle	Yeah, but what about all the people getting laid off from the grocery stores? [Cartman whips out the violin and plays it again] And what about all the- [looks at Cartman, takes away his violin, breaks it in half using his leg, and throws the pieces to the ground]
Cartman	... Whatever. I can go get another one at Wall-Mart. It was only 5 bucks. [flips Kyle off, turns around, and walks away. Kyle watches him leave]
Stan	Come on, let's go to Main Street and support one of those stores. [Kyle turns, and the three remaining boys walk away.]
	Downtown, later. The boys arrive at Main Street and are startled.
Kyle	What the hell? [before them is a downtown that is shuttered and decayed. The asphalt is gone from the roads and eagles hover over the area. A window crashing makes them jump, and Butters appears around a corner, making weird noises.]
Stan	Butters? [more strange noises come from Butters' mouth]
Kyle	Butters? What the hell are you doing?
Butters	Wull ah I'm just playin' Monster. It's kinda spooky out here. [this is true. Butters resumes his monster act.]
Stan	Dude, we gotta show our parents what Wall-Mart is doing to our town. [the boys turn and leave.]
	The Marsh house, later. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny enter to find a house stuffed with Wall-Mart items.
Stan	Dad? [looks around at all the stuff] Jesus Christ, Da-dad! Dad?!
Randy	Staaaan? [the boys hear him and rush over to the source of the noises]
Stan	Dad, oh my God!
Randy	Staan...
Stan	What? D-dad, are are you dying?
Randy	No, I'm just... really, really tired. I... was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.
Stan	But you-your face!
Randy	Checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter! They were only 99 cents for 15 of them. I couldn't resist! Do you want one? [tears one off and sticks it to Stan's cheek] Here. It's a little turtle. [faints and falls over]
	Wall-Mart, later. Shopping continues as usual. In his office, the Manager nervously reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out a bottle of liquor. He takes two sips and quickly hides it when he hears a knock at his door.
Manager	Come in? [the boys and their parents, Butters' parents, Chef, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave all enter] Oh hello, fine shoppers.
Chef	Sir, we just had a big town meeting, and decided we don't want your Wall-Mart here anymore.
Randy	We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is dying and good people are losing their jobs. We'd all like you... out of South Park.
Manager	[begins to cackle nervously] What? What, you think I want to be here? I hate this place. But it... won't let me leave.
Kyle	But you run the Wall-Mart.
Manager	Oh, you're wrong! [rises from his chair and moves towards the group] Wall-Mart... isn't run by anybody! First it reels you in with its bargains. Next thing you know you, you're working at the Wall-Mart because it has all the jobs. Then you're sitting in a little office, trapped on all sides.
Chef	They why don't you just quit?!
Manager	[whispering loudly] Not so loud! It can hear you.
Kyle	You hate Wall-Mart, too? [rumbles emanate from the walls]
Manager	Aah! [nervously] I didn't say that! I love Wall-Mart! With all its... fantastic bargains and one-stop shopping, who can't love it, right? [turns around and grabs some papers] Uh, Wa-Wall-Mart takes the hassle out of shopping and, and makes it both affordable and fun. [he writes as he talks, then shows the group what he wrote: "NOT SAFE TO TALK HERE."] Ah-and Wall-Mart really gives back to the community! Us people are certainly happy to have a store like Wall-Mart, aren't we? [writes some more and shows the group a second sheet: "MEET ME OUT BACK IN 5 MINS." He grimaces and tries to hint at them. The group leaves.]
Randy	Hey, wait a minute, I think we just got squirreled.
Gerald	Yeah. That guy probably thinks he can get us to go away by being so goofy! [circles his finger round his ear to indicate insanity. Seconds later the manager screams and flies out the window, only to end up hanging himself. The group looks on as the manager's pants drop off and poo follows shortly]
Cartman	[catching up with the other boys] Ha! You owe me 5 bucks, Kyle!
	The Marsh house, night. The family is at table waiting for dinner. Sharon walks in with steaks.
Sharon	Here we go, everyone. I got three nice steaks from South Park Grocery. We'll have to share them.
Randy	Heh, I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks when we shopped at Wall-Mart.
Stan	Yeah, but Dad, the whole town agreed not to shop at Wall-Mart anymore.
Randy	I know, I know! God! [pounds the table] Bleeeh! [Sharon joins them at table and the family begins eating]
Stan	Mom, Dad, when people die, do they always crap their- [knocks over his glass of milk, which spills onto Shelly]
Shelly	Oh, you stupid turd!
Randy	Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now! We have to go to Wall-Mart!
Sharon	We do?
Randy	Huh! Where else are we gonna get a new glass at this hour?! Everyone get your shoes on, we're goin' to Wall-Mart!
Stan	But Dad, we're not supposed to shop at-
Randy	STAN! One family buying one glass isn't gonna make a difference!
	Wall-Mart, night. The Marsh family arrives and sees what Randy saw before.
Randy	Heeeey... [The Broflovskis approach and Randy looks] Gerald, what are you doing?! We said we weren't going to shop at the Wall-Mart anymore!
Gerald	Well where else was I gonna get a napkin dispenser at 9:30 at night?
Randy	[noticing other familiar faces] Mr. Garrison! Chef! Jimbo! [the shoppers stop and look] Now, come on people! What the hell is wrong with you?! Don't you see what you're all doing?!
Mr. Garrison	Well, what are you doing here, Randy?
Randy	I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here.
Stan	Dad!
Randy	Oh all right, maybe I was gonna buy a glass. One glass! ... And some chips. And butter. [pulls out a sheet and looks at it] And some new pliers.
Gerald	Jesus! Look at us! We all don't like the Wall-Mart, but we can't stop coming here.
Jimbo	It's like some mystical evil force.
Randy	Yeah. This place has a power over us we can't resist! We have to find a way to put the South Park Wall-Mart out of business once and for all!
Mr. Garrison	Let's burn it down!
Chef	No, no, no! Let's freeze it!
Stephen	I think it's best we try to reason with it.
Kyle	No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall-Mart anymore! If you want it to go away, all it takes is a little self-control and personal responsibility.
	Outside, later. The Wall-Mart is on fire and the shoppers are watching it burn.
Randy	Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. [the people begin to sway back and forth]
All	Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord...
	Sidewalk, next day. The boys are walking along.
Cartman	You butthole, Kyle. You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?
Kyle	[looking at Cartman] It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall-Mart down.
Cartman	No, but you got everyone all worked up! You're always jealous of the Wall-Mart. You always hated it.
Kyle	Dude, our town is going to be better without the- [sounds of construction are heard. Kyle turns to look. ] What the?
Cartman	Oh, awesome! [rushes towards Wall-Mart]
Kyle	How... How did this happen? [the other boys make their way to the store, then look around at the restored store, which is running as if nothing had happened the night before. Kyle's parents are shopping there, and they run into the boys.] Mom, Dad? Why are you shopping here?
Gerald	We can't destroy it, son. We have to learn to live with it.
Randy	Can I help you? [the boys turn around and see the man is Randy, and the jump back in fright]
Stan	Dad, what are you doing?!
Randy	You get a discount working here. 10%. That means the bargains are even better.
Stan	Dad, you're a geologist!
Randy	I'll make less money, sure, but... as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart, it'll all even out. Don't you see? Wall-Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend.
	Outside. The boys walk away from Wall-Mart and see a driver lifting I-beams into place with his crane.
Kyle	Hey! Hey! [the driver looks at them] Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?!
Driver	Sorry kid, we've got orders from corporate headquarters.
Kyle	But nobody wants a Wall-Mart here!
Driver	You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
Stan	Where are they?
Driver	Bentonville, Arkansas. That's where Wall-Mart started, that's where all the bigwigs are. [drives away]
Kyle	Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas. Come on, guys. We're gonna put a stop to Wall-Mart once and for all!
Cartman	[Inside the store] Whoa, Pixie Sticks, 29 ceeeents? [freezes in place and hears sounds] Wall-Mart? ...Are you speaking to me? ...My friends? ...Trying to hurt you again? [turns a little angry] Yes, Wall-Mart. I understand. [with a look of determination, he leaves the store.]
	Coyote Lines, night. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are at the ticket booth.
Stan	Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please.
Cartman	[rushing up to join them] Wait! Guys! Hold on! I wanna go with you and help out.
Kyle	No way! You wanna go with us so you can betray us at some point and keep us from destroying the Wall-Mart.
Cartman	Nuh-uh.
Kyle	Yeah, huh! You wanna go with us so that later you go, "Haha! I was working for Wall-Mart all along!" or something.
Cartman	I am not, Kyle!
Stan	Dude, just let him come. The bus is about to leave. [he and Kenny head for the doors]
Kyle	All right, fine. Come on, fatass! [leaves to catch up with Stan.]
Cartman	[pulls out a knife from his back pocket] Haha. You fools have no idea that I would never let you hurt the Wall-Mart.
Kyle	[rushes out to face Cartman] I heard that!
Cartman	You heard what?
Kyle	You said we have no idea that you're never let us hurt Wall-Mart!
Cartman	That's not what I said! [Stan comes out to see what's going on]
Stan	Dude, come on!
Kyle	He is working for the Wall-Mart to stop us from succeeding!
Stan	Dude, we have to go!
Kyle	Goddamnit! [turns and heads towards Stan]
Stan	Well hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
Cartman	[to himself] Hehe. You stupid fools have no idea that I'm actually working for the Wall-Mart to stop you from succeeding!
	Bentonville, Home of Wall-Mart. A bus pulls up to the store's headquarters and lets the four boys off.
Stan	Goddamn, that took a long time.
Kyle	It would've been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
Cartman	[drawing out the syllables] I did not! I wanna close Wall-Mart just as much as you guys do!
	Corporate Headquarters, inside. A cavernous warehouse opens up before them, with busy workers, and a receptionist greets them.
Receptionist	Can I help you?
Kyle	Yeah. We've come to complain. We don't want a Wall-Mart in our town.
Receptionist	Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall-Mart does, but it keeps... right on doing it.
Kyle	We want to talk to who's in charge.
Receptionist	In charge? I guess that would be Harvey Brown. He's the current president of Wall-Mart. One of the original creators.
Stan	Where's he?
	An ashtray. A hand rubs spent cigarette butts into it. The camera pulls out to reveal the president and the boys, and lots of empty glasses of liquor.
Harvey Brown	We... invented the Wall-Mart Super Center in 1987. The idea was simple: build a store for one-stop shopping where bulk purchases could keep prices incredibly low. [defeated, buries his face in his left hand] We didn't know what we were doing. In just 4 years, it was out of control.
Kyle	So how do we stop it?
Harvey Brown	[raises his head] You don't stop it.
Stan	There has to be a way!
Harvey Brown	There's nothing! Don't you understand?! Nothing can stop the Wall-Mart in your town! ...Unless... of course, you can find and destroy its heart.
Kyle	The heart of Wall-Mart?
Cartman	Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much?
Harvey Brown	Every Wall-Mart has a heart, somewhere near the television department. Destroy the heart and you could reverse the entire process!
Cartman	You speak too much, sir!
Stan	Why don't you guys just destroy the heart?
Harvey Brown	Because the Wall-Mart stops you. Many have tried, kid. Union leaders, nature activists, even the best fair-trade lawyers tried to stop the Wall-Mart and now. They are Wall-Mart shoppers all.
Kyle	All right. C'mon you guys. We have to get back home. [they drop down and leave the room]
Harvey Brown	[shakes his head] It won't work, don't you understand?! It isn't gonna stop until there's nothing but Wall-Mart left! Jesus, what did we do?! What did we do?! [the boys are at the doors, about to leave. Mr. Brown spins around on his stool] Boys! [the boys turn and see him take a gun to his head] Tell the world... I'm sorry! [the boys are alarmed]
Stan	No, dude, don't! [Mr. Brown shoots himself through the temple and falls over on his left side, dead. Seconds later he craps through his pants, leaving a hole in them and a fallen bar stool nearby. A few moments of shock, and then Cartman cracks up]
Cartman	[pointing to Kyle] That's 10 bucks you owe me, dick-face!
	A stormy night in front of Wall-Mart. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny arrive dressed in camouflage.
Kyle	All right, this is it! If Wall-Mart has a heart, we have to find it and destroy it! No matter what the Wall-Mart does to try to stop us, we have to be strong! Let's do it.
Cartman	[rushes in and blocks their path. holding a dagger] I'm afraid not, Kyle! Wall-Mart is a great store! I could not let you fools ruin its terrific bargains! You see, I was working for Wall-Mart all along!
Kyle	I knew you were!
Cartman	No, you didn't.
Kyle	Yes, I did! I said from the beginning that you would do this!
Cartman	No, you didn't.
Kyle	Yes, I did!
Cartman	No, you didn't.
Kyle	Yes, I did!
Cartman	No, you didn't.
Kyle	Yes, I did!
Cartman	No, you didn't.
Kyle	Yes. I did! [a few more rounds of this and they stand head to head, silent]
Cartman	...You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bu-
Kyle	[interrupting] -slashed the bus tires in Arkansas! I said so! I told you the minute that I- [Cartman babbles loudly to drown him out] -and I told you that-
Cartman	[plugs his ears] I can't hear you! Lalalalalala! [once he's sure Kyle is quiet, he unplugs his ears and pulls out his dagger] I'm sorry, boys. But if you want to hurt the Wall-Mart, you'll have to go through me! [holds out the dagger, ready for battle.]
Kyle	[he and Stan walk around Cartman] We don't have time for this! Kenny, keep him away from us! [Kenny does as told]
Cartman	Very well, Kenny! Let us battle! [Kenny begins delivering blows at Cartman] Ow, Kenny. K-Kenny! Knock it off.
	Stan and Kyle enter the store and walk past the greeter Marvin Marsh.
Marvin Marsh	Welcome to Wall-Mart.
Stan	Save it, Grandpa!
Kyle	We've gotta find the television department. [the lights flicker and turn off. Randy leaps into view in front of the boys, carrying an ax. Stan and Kyle scream]
Randy	Boys, these axes are only $4.99.
Stan	Dad, we know how to destroy the Wall-Mart.
Randy	Shhhhh! What are you talking about?
Stan	One of the creators told us. You have to take your keys over to the television department.
Randy	Television department... All right, come on, let's go! [they move down the aisle for some distance. Randy stops and jumps] Oh my God!
Stan	What?!
Randy	Those $2 salt-and-pepper shakers! They were $3 5 minutes ago! The Wall-Mart is lowering its prices trying to stop us!
Stan	Come on, we've got to try to make it to the back! [the three make their way to the back, but Randy can't help but look at all the bargains]
Randy	Gaaah! Don't look! Don't look at its bargains! [they come across a bunch of bikes priced at $29.99. They scream and run off. The boys run down another aisle, but Randy isn't with them.]
Kyle	I think I see the television department in the back!
Stan	Is that the right way, Dad? Dad?! [looks around, then turns to his right. Kyle turns to his left. Both boys see Randy] Dad!
Randy	The screwdriver set is only $9.98!
Stan	Come on, Dad!
Randy	I can't make it, boys! You're gonna have to go on without me!
Stan	No, Dad! We need your keys!
Randy	This bargain is too great for me! I'm gonna have to buy these! Here! Take the keys and go on! [tosses the keys to Stan, who catches them] The television department is near the back! Next to the cell phones! Go! Hurry! I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers! [the boys leave the aisle]
Stan	[passing the candy display] There! The television department!
	The television department. The wall is lined with TVs of all sizes. A hand appears and presses a button, and all the TVs turn on, showing the boys on screen. The camera pans over to the two boys, who are looking at a man dressed in white.
Wall-Mart	Hello, boys. Congratulations on getting this far. [the boys approach him]
Kyle	Who are you?
Wall-Mart	I am... Wall-Mart. [the boys look at each other]
Stan	You?
Wall-Mart	I've taken this form in order to talk to you. But I can take many forms. [dons a brimmed hat] Does this suit you better? Or perhaps you prefer this form? [takes off the hat and puts on a robe] I can take whichever form I like. [removes the robe and puts on a pirate hat and black patch over his left eye.]
Stan	We don't want your store in our town; we come to destroy you.
Kyle	Where's the heart?
Wall-Mart	To find the heart of Wall-Mart, one must first ask oneself, "Who is it that asked the question?" [the boys look at each other again]
Stan	Me. I'm asking the question.
Wall-Mart	Ah, yes, but who are you?
Stan	Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart?
Wall-Mart	Ah. You know the answer, but not the question!
Kyle	The question is, "Where is the heart?"
Wall-Mart	Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall-Mart? It lies beyond that plasma-screen television. [the boys look to their right and walk over. The open a small door marked "EMPLOYEES ONLY" and they open it. A rectangular mirror is behind it.]
Stan	It's a mirror.
Wall-Mart	Yes, don't you see? That is the heart of Wall-Mart. You, the consumer. I take many forms: Wall-Mart, K-Mart, Target. But I am one single entity: Desire!
Stan	Well, the guy in Arkansas said to destroy the heart. [the boys turn and face the mirror again, and Kyle takes a black mallet to it. It shatters.]
Wall-Mart	Gaaah! No! No, what have you done?! [the building begins to rumble] Now you shall see my true form! [Removes his mustache and begins to march around with vigor and laughing harshly] Now you see me as I truly am!
Stan	We'd better get out of here. [outside, Cartman and Kenny stop wrestling and witness the Wall-Mart rumbling and there's lighting flying around it. Inside, Stan and Kyle make their way to the front doors]
Chef	[panicking] Get out! It's gonna blow! [the shoppers pay heed]
Stan	Dad, come on! We've gotta get out!
Randy	Too late for me, son! I have to buy this stuff!
Kyle	The Wall-Mart is imploding! Everybody out NOW! [the shoppers and employees now bolt for the doors and run out as an M in Mart falls down.]
	Outside on the parking lot, night. The building begins to collapse as everyone gathers in the parking lot. The building distorts, folds up and implodes into a shining blue dot, then reappears as crap, which falls to the ground where the Wall-Mart once stood. Cartman looks on in astonishment, then cracks up and walks away.
Mr. Garrison	[proudly] Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall-Mart! [the crowd cheers]
Gerald	How did you do it, Kyle?
Kyle	All Wall-Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back.
Chef	We know how to destroy it now. Spread the word to all the towns! [nearby, a soldier sits at the ready to send out the news on a telegraph]
Randy	Wait. I think I understand the symbolism of the mirror. The Wall-Mart... is us.
Kyle	Duh.
Randy	You see boys, if we like our small-town charm more than the big corporate bullies, we all have to be willing to... pay a little bit more. Do you understand?
Gerald	Yeah! Let's all go shop at Jim's Drugs down the street! [the crowd approves and marches down the street]
	Jim's Drugs, later. He reopens for business and the crowd flocks to his store. Later, the small store is replaced by a larger two-story building, which in turn is replaced by a huge building reminiscent of the departed Wall-Mart, which in turn leads to Jim's Drugs' demise by fire.
Crowd	...Oh Lord, Kumbaya.
Randy	All right, let's not make that mistake again.
Mr. Garrison	Yeah, lets all shop over at True Value!
Crowd	Let's go! Yeah! [the crowd moves to the store as one]
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