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Homeward Bound
The New Kid Residence, evening. The New Kid enters their house and find both parents arguing in the kitchen
Chris
What are you doing talking to the school counselor?! Why'd you answer the phone?!
Kelly
Have you lost your fucking mind?! Our child felt the need to go talk to the school counselor. Doesn't that bother you at all?!
Chris
So you told him the truth?
The next line is dependent on the sex/gender choice previously made in The Talk mission
Kelly
(Cis boy) No, we didn't talk about that at all.
Kelly
(Cis girl) Yes, I said she's a girl.
Kelly
(Other) Yes, I said we were aware of our child's gender issues.
Chris
You dumb bitch, you'll ruin everything!
Kelly
I don't have to listen to this from a stoned out pot head! I need a drink!
Chris
Sure, drown your problems in Chardonnay, you stupid skank... [turns to the New Kid] oh hey, whippersnapper!
Kelly
Have a fun day out playing?
Chris
Ha ha ha!! Well, I'm exhausted. Gonna get ready for bed.
Kelly
Dinner's on the table if you want it, punk. But then straight to bed, ok? [turns to Chris] Pot head.
Chris
Alcoholic!
Both parents make their way to the bedroom. The New Kid goes up to the dining table in a sombre mood, takes one bite of the dinner before leaving. The New Kid goes up to their bedroom and start to turn in for the night. Just then, Kelly opens the door to bid them a good night, appearing drunk with a wine bottle and glass on hand
Kelly
Sweetie, I just want you to know that... whatever happens... mommy always loved you. Goodnight sweetheart.
Kelly turns the lights off and closes the door, and the New Kid lies upward on the bed, waiting for the right time to carry out the next mission.
Fin de Homeward Bound
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