Cast
Script
| Ghost Reconciler | |
| The New Kid approaches Super Craig outside Tweak Bros. Coffeehouse | |
| Alright, listen. I have this ex-friend who I hate now and he still has my goddamn laptop. Go get it from him and tell him if he doesn't let you have it, I'm calling the fucking cops. His name is Tweek. You'll probably find him at his parents' coffee house. Give him this. [passes a note to the New Kid] | |
| As the New Kid approaches the coffee house entrance | |
| Get my fucking laptop from that prick. | |
| The New Kid enters the coffee house, then into the staff room. He finds Tweek doing taste tests on coffee. Just then, Mr. Tweak opens the door to check in on Tweek | |
| How are those taste tests coming, son? | |
| I can't even taste a difference anymore! | |
| Well, keep sampling, we need to come up with the perfect Sunset Blend! | |
| Mr. Tweak closes the door. Now the New Kid gives Tweek the note from Super Craig | |
| What's this? "Give me my fucking laptop." Oh, you work for him, huh?! Well, you can go back and tell him he can have his laptop back, when I get my fucking guinea pig back! We bought it when we were together, but Stripe is mine! I paid for him and I have the receipt! [hands over the receipt to the New Kid] You think it's right for him to keep Stripe while he's the one who didn't stand up for me?! You tell him that! | |
| The New Kid returns to Super Craig | |
| Well, what did Tweek said about my laptop? [The New Kid passes the receipt] The fucking guinea pig?! Ugh, fine. You know where Stripe's cage is. Go get him and give him to that fucking asshole. When you give that to Tweek you make sure he knows that when you walk out on someone, you don't get to make up the rules anymore! | |
| The New Kid travels to Craig's house and retrieves the guinea pig. The New Kid returns to Tweek, who is now standing outside the staff room door | |
| Oh, he finally decided to be reasonable, huh? Fine! [walks over to a shelf and retrieves the laptop, passing it to the New Kid] Here's his stupid laptop. [returns to the staff room] | |
| Uh, hello, New Kid, right? [takes back the laptop from the New Kid] Listen, I see you're really trying hard to get my son and his boyfriend back together and, well, I so appreciate it. Having a gay son is really good for the coffee business. I think all they need is a little relationship counselling. [hands out another note] Could you give this to Craig? Maybe together we can both help them out, huh? | |
| The New Kid returns to Super Craig | |
| Where is it? [The New Kid passes the note] Counselling? Tweek wants me to go to counselling with him? No way. Tell him there's no way I'll go to counselling unless you go too. I need my support team. | |
| The New Kid returns to Tweek in the staff room and passes him the same note | |
| What's this? Relationship counselling? Craig? Are you shitting me? Well, fine, I'll do it. As long as you're there. You seem to be able to get him to think rationally. | |
| The New Kid returns to Mr. Tweak | |
| It sure is "super" of you to help these boys out. | |
| Fin de Ghost Reconciler | |