Apprentissage bien profond/Script

General

Trivia

Images

Script

Extras

Watch Episode

"Cagoinces/Script"

"Apprentissage bien profond/Script"

"Saucisses en fête/Script"

Cast

• Bebe Stevens
• Nelly
• Red McArthur
• Nichole Daniels
• Wendy Testaburger
• Betsy
• Stan Marsh
• Clyde Donovan
• Mr. Garrison
• Butters Stotch
• Eric Cartman
• Rick
• Mr. Mackey
• Chat GPT
• School Advisory Board Technician
• Bobby Palmer
• Kyle Broflovski

Script

Apprentissage bien profond
	South Park Elementary playground, kids are playing and talking. The screen cuts to Nichole, Betsy, Red and Nelly watching as Wendy plays hopscotch. Bebe runs into the frame. holding her phone.
Bebe	You guys! You guys, oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Red	What is it?
Nelly	What happened, Bebe?
Bebe	Clyde just sent me another text.
	The girls awe at Bebe, who is turning around and showing them her phone screen. Wendy frowns.
Nichole	Oh, what's this one say?
Bebe	I texted him if he thought about me all the time, and he texted back 'it certainly seems like all the time. It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind'.
Nichole, Betsy, Nelly and Red	Aww!
Bebe	Doesn't he just send the best texts ever?
	The girls agree with Bebe. The scene cuts to Wendy, who frowns over at Bebe and the girls, and then it cuts back to them.
Bebe	Yesterday I texted him 'how do you know you're in love with me?' And he said 'I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you makes me feel like I'm home, and I can't imagine life without you'.
Red	That's so sweet!
Wendy	Clyde wrote that?
	Bebe turns away, speaking into her phone. The other girls watch with smiles on their faces.
Bebe	O.M.G, Clyde, do you really care about me that much?
	The scene cuts to Red and Wendy.
Red	Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy?
Wendy	No... every time I send Stan a text he just responds with a thumbs-up emoji.
	The scene cuts back to all the girls.
Bebe	Yeah, well, Clyde's just really into me. Oh, he's texting back.
	The scene cuts to Bebe's phone screen, displaying texts between her and Clyde.
Bebe	'Yes. I do care about you that much. You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you'.
Nichole, Betsy and Red	Aww!
Betsy	He sure is in love with you, Bebe!
Red	He's a goddamn dreamboat!
Bebe	Yeah, well, Clyde's just really into me. Oh, he's texting back.
	The girls walk away. Wendy stays. She takes out her phone and goes back over her and Stan's texts. Wendy scrolls down, seeing Stan respond with all of her texts with a thumbs-up emoji. She speaks into her phone.
Wendy	Hey, Stan... Is there a time we could talk today? I'm feeling a little insecure about some things...
	The scene cuts back to Wendy's phone screen. Stan is typing but ultimately responds with a thumbs-up emoji. It cuts back to Wendy, who stares at her phone with a sad expression. The scene cuts to the locker hallway of South Park Elementary, students walk and talk amongst each other. The scene cuts to Clyde, placing textbooks into his locker, Stan walks into frame.
Stan	Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
Clyde	Sure, bro.
Stan	Well, um, Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
	Clyde shuts his locker, and turns to Stan.
Clyde	Uh-huh.
Stan	Well, she says that she wishes I would reply to her texts the way that Clyde responds to Bebe so, like, how do you do it?
	Clyde looks around suspiciously, and moves his hand by his mouth to whisper to Stan.
Clyde	Chat GPT, dude.
Stan	Chat GPT?
	Clyde places his arm around Stan, they begin walking a few steps, before Clyde takes out his phone.
Clyde	Yeah, dude. There's a bunch of apps and programs you could subscribe to that use open AI to do all your writing for you. People use 'em to write poems, write job applications, but what they're really good for... is dealing with chicks. Here, check it out. There's tons of Chat GPT apps for your phone.
	The scene cuts to show Clyde's phone screen, displaying his messages with Bebe. He swipes to the home screen, clicks the Chat GPT app, and then returns to his and Bebe's texts.
Clyde	So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing Bebe texted me, I copy it, then I open the GPT app, click 'respond to', paste her text here, hit 'write'. It just thinks for a second. 'You would look great with any length of hair! Trying a new look could be fun'. Copy that into messages and send it off. It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time because she texts me so goddamn much.
	Clyde's phone buzzes. The screen cuts back to the phone screen.
Clyde	Jesus Christ! 'I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive'. Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. Send. There.
	The screen cuts back to Clyde and Stan. Clyde wipes his hands together.
Clyde	All done with her stupid shit.
Stan	This is a real app?
Clyde	It'll completely change your life, bro. Just, uh, just don't tell anybody, huh? If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
	Clyde walks away smiling. The screen cuts to Tegridy Farms, then to Stan in his room, at his desk. He takes out his phone, looking through his and Wendy's texts. There are more messages, and a new one. Stan contemplates. He follows Clyde's instructions, and copies the text and pastes it into the Chat GPT app. The scene cuts to Wendy and her parents at the dinner table. Wendy is playing with her food, looking sad. She grabs her phone and sees a new text from Stan. She reads the text, shocked. She smiles and holds the phone close, then gets off of her chair and begins spinning around. The scene cuts to Wendy on her bed, smiling widely at her phone and texting Stan back. The scene cuts to Stan sitting on the toilet. He grabs his phone, and repeats the steps. He puts it back on the sink. The scene cuts back to Wendy, smiling as she stares at her phone. She spins around, standing on her bed. The scene cuts to the South Park Elementary playground, Wendy is sitting at the merry-go-round with Nichole and Red at her side. She talks, showing both girls her phone. The scene cuts back to the family dinner table. Wendy's parents look at her, and then at each other. Wendy is still smiling at her phone. The scene cuts to Stan on the couch, playing video games. His phone buzzes, and he picks it up, repeating the steps. It cuts to Wendy, who pats her chest with a fond look before texting back. The scene cuts to the park basketball area, Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Tolkien are playing basketball. As Stan grabs the ball, his phone buzzes, and he repeats the steps. The scene cuts to Wendy walking through a meadow, staring happily at her phone. The screen cuts to Stan resting on a loungechair behind the barn in Tegridy Farms. He holds his phone, and with his eyes closed, repeats the steps. The scene cuts to Wendy in her bedroom, sitting at her window, on her phone. The scene cuts back to Stan on the couch, playing video games. His phone rings, and he looks surprised. He picks up. The scene cuts continuously between the two.
Stan	Hello?
Wendy	Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
Stan	Didn't get what?
Wendy	You asked me if I wanted a bedtime story about frogs, or a song about swans. I said a bedtime story!
Stan	Oh, yeah, I- I wrote it. I'll send it to you right now.
Wendy	Okay, bye!
	The scene cuts back to Stan. He opens the Chat GPT app, and types in 'write a nice bedtime story about frogs'. The app instantly responds. The scene cuts back to Wendy, lying in bed, reading the story. She hugs her phone close, and closes her eyes. The scene cuts back to South Park Elementary, then the classroom, where students are chatting and getting into their seats. Mr Garrison walks into frame after them.
Mr. Garrison	Okay, children, let's take our seats. I've graded your midterm essays, and I have to say for the most part, they were terrible. However, there are some essays that I'm very happy with.
	Mr. Garrison begins handing out papers.
Mr. Garrison	There was a really great essay from Clyde on the '1840s Labor Unions and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution'. Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! Great work, Clyde.
Clyde	Thank you. Thank you.
	The class applauses. Stan stares at Clyde, sitting at a desk by his side. He crosses his arms, looking suspisciously.
Stan	Uh-huh.
Clyde	What?
	The scene cuts back to Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison	Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, wrote an amazing piece on 'Post-Cold War Poland and the Changing Provision of Security'. Check plus, Butters!
Butters	Oh, uh... thanks.
	The scene cuts to Stan looking behind his desk, at Butters. He turns and stares suspiciously. Butters, forcing a smile, waves back. Stan turns.
Mr. Garrison	And we also have another student who wrote a shockingly good paper. This one's called 'A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective of Post-War Afghanistan'... by Eric Cartman!
Cartman	Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
	The scene cuts to Stan staring at Cartman, beside him, suspiciously. Cartman side-eyes him.
Mr. Garrison	And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club, for an amazing essay called 'Writing a Policy About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers'. Let's hear it for Stan!
	The class applauses, Stan forces a smile. At his side, Cartman stares suspiciously. Stan turns, and returns the look. The scene cuts to Cartman, Clyde, Butters and Stan walking into the boys' bathroom.
Cartman	Alright, what the hell is going on?
Stan	You tell me what's going on!
Cartman	Clearly, somebody told Stan about Chat GPT!
Stan	You guys are using it to write essays, too!
Cartman	Yes, we are all using it, and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else because then everyone will start using it, and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! So who the [bleep] blabbed to Stan?
Clyde	I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend.
Cartman	God damn it, Clyde! You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! You're gonna ruin everything! This can't be open source, you guys! If everyone starts using Chat GPT, then we lose our unfair advantage.
	A student barges into the bathroom. He walks past the boys, and walks towards one of the urinals. The boys stay silent. The students starts peeing. He sniffs, grunts and farts. The boys continue to stay silent. Once the student is done, he flushes the urinal, and goes to the sink to wash his hands.
Cartman	Oh, god-[bleep]-damn it.
	The student grabs a paper towel, and turns to stare at the boys. He smashes the paper towel into a ball, wipes his hands, and throws it in the trash, still staring. After a second, he leaves.
Cartman	If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! Who's the one who first found Chat GPT and thought to use it for essays?
Clyde	Butters.
Cartman	Right. But then Butters told me about it, and I told him not to tell anyone else!
Butters	Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde.
Cartman	That's right. I was a little excited.
Stan	You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing?
Cartman	Fine. So we're all in it together. But you guys need to be careful what you use it for. Because once you bring girls into things, they're gonna ruin it. Just like slavery.
	The scene cuts to Mr. Garrison's residence, where he lives with his boyfriend, Rick. Garrison is at the table, grading papers. In the background, Rick is cutting up food.
Mr. Garrison	Ugh... ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
Rick	What's the matter?
Mr. Garrison	Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! I have to read 'em all and comment on each one of them. Jesus Christ. Something's changed, and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. I guess I've just taught them really well, maybe a bit too well.
Rick	Uh, yeah... Have you ever heard of Chat GPT?
Mr. Garrison	Chat GP-whoza what? The [bleep] is that?
Rick	There's a few apps now, really. But see? It has AI and takes any subject matter and can instantly give you whatever kind of content you want.
Mr. Garrison	Wait a minute... There's an app that anyone can use that does all the thinking and writing for you?
Rick	Yeah.
Mr. Garrison	Well, this is gonna be amazing! I can use it to grade all my papers, and no one will ever know!
Rick	Uh, yeah, sure.
Mr. Garrison	I'll just type the title of the essay in, and it'll generate a comment, and I don't even have to read the stupid things!
Rick	Yeah, and then you'll have more free time.
Mr. Garrison	Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! Just gotta make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky. Oh, and- and, hey, Rick?
Rick	Yeah?
Mr. Garrison	Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. They were really supportive.
Rick	Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
	The scene cuts to Mr. Garrison's residence, where he lives with his boyfriend, Rick. Garrison is at the table, grading papers. In the background, Rick is cutting up food.
Mr. Garrison	Ugh... ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
Rick	What's the matter?
Mr. Garrison	Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! I have to read 'em all and comment on each one of them. Jesus Christ. Something's changed, and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. I guess I've just taught them really well, maybe a bit too well.
Rick	Uh, yeah... Have you ever heard of Chat GPT?
Mr. Garrison	Chat GP-whoza what? The [bleep] is that?
Rick	There's a few apps now, really. But see? It has AI and takes any subject matter and can instantly give you whatever kind of content you want.
Mr. Garrison	Wait a minute... There's an app that anyone can use that does all the thinking and writing for you?
Rick	Yeah.
Mr. Garrison	Well, this is gonna be amazing! I can use it to grade all my papers, and no one will ever know!
Rick	Uh, yeah, sure.
Mr. Garrison	I'll just type the title of the essay in, and it'll generate a comment, and I don't even have to read the stupid things!
Rick	Yeah, and then you'll have more free time.
Mr. Garrison	Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! Just gotta make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky. Oh, and- and, hey, Rick?
Rick	Yeah?
Mr. Garrison	Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. They were really supportive.
Rick	Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
	The scene cuts to Willy's Chilly Ice Cream Parlor. Inside, Stan and Wendy are sitting in a booth, eating ice cream. The scene cuts continuously between the two.
Wendy	This place is good, right?
Stan	Yeah, it's really good.
Wendy	Well, I know it's not much, but I just wanted to take you out somewhere to say thanks, Stan.
Stan	For what?
Wendy	For stepping up and working on communication when I asked you to.
Stan	Oh, that's cool.
Wendy	The things we've talked about, Stan, it's really helping me. I don't feel so alone and misunderstood. I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone what happened to me when I was six.
Stan	Yeah.
Wendy	(Starts tearing up) And... everything you had to say about it was just right. It really changed the way I think about the whole thing.
Stan	Yeah.
Wendy	And when you said the same thing happened to you, I- I couldn't believe it. Were you at home when it happened?
Stan	Yep.
Wendy	But you're right. We can't dwell on those things. You're right about a lot of stuff. There was just that one thing I don't understand... about the boating accident in Switzerland?
Stan	The boating accident in Switzerland... was tough.
Wendy	I thought you said it was great.
Stan	It was great... and very tough.
Wendy	(Blinks back tears) But how did it cause the thing with your cousin?
Stan	Oh, shit. What time is it?
Wendy	It's a little after four.
Stan	Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home right at a little after four. Sorry, Wendy. I- I gotta get going.
Wendy	No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too.
Stan	Okay, cool.
	Wendy shuffles over, and hugs Stan. He is shocked.
Wendy	Thank you so much, Stan. Thank you for being the only real thing in my life.
	Wendy waves at Stan and leaves.
Stan	Shit.
	The scene cuts to South Park Elementary, fourth grade classroom. The students sit at their desks, presenting their poetry. Clyde is standing at the front. Mr. Garrison is leaning back at his desk, feet up with headphones in.
Clyde	'Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song. A melody stuck in my head so long'.
	The scene cuts to Bebe, who is holding her head and watching Clyde fondly, it cuts back to Clyde.
Clyde	'I can't help but smile when I hear it said... Bebe, the name always in my head'.
Cartman	Oh, God, so obvious.
Clyde	'I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe'.
	The scene cuts to Wendy and Stan. Stan is staring down at his desk, Wendy looks over with a smile. Stan looks back, forcing a smile. It cuts back to Clyde.
Clyde	'In South Park, or anywhere that maybay. Talking, laughing, just being together. In a dream I hope will last forever'.
	The scene cuts to Mr. Mackey walking in, he knocks on the door to alert Mr. Garrison and get his attention.
Mr. Mackey	Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison	Oh, yeah. What?
Mr. Mackey	I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick.
Mr. Garrison	Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Fin de Apprentissage bien profond

Source

Cet article contient du contenu de la page Deep Learning/Script disponible sur le wiki South Park anglophone du site Fandom et sous licence Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike.