The only reason I voted Kyle is because I knew that Stan would win by a landslide, because the fandom tends to turn him into a martyr.
Shelly and Cartman getting back at Skyler. Too bad it was kind of ruined when they tried to redeem Skyler at the end of "Timmy 2000".
They rarely go along with Cartman's schemes? Are we watching the same show?
It doesn't matter who has good leadership skills in a friend group. Cartman might not be a good leader, but he's undeniably the leader.
I disagree. Cartman is the one who comes up with all of their schemes. Therefore, he's the leader.
Cartman is the one who comes up with all of their schemes, so him.
Rabbi Cartman
Shelly is an interesting character with a surprising amount of depth, considering her screentime. It sets my teeth on edge when people say that she has had no character development, because that is definitely false.
Randy might be overused, but he's definitely hilarious.
I've always loved Marvin and Jimbo.
Even Sharon has her moments.
The more I think about it, the more I wish that it was Rebecca and I explain why here.
Kyle doesn't necessarily have to be married to a woman who was at the party. Maybe she couldn't make it for some reason.
It would be wild if he married Heidi and she converted for him. That would just be another kick in the teeth for Cartman.
Shelly would just be too weird and I picture her being married to another man who also wasn't at the party. (someone on Tumblr made this awesome edit, please credit the artist if you use it)
Theoretically, there are mixed race kids who are white passing, so Nichole isn't completely out of the running.
If they don't show adult Shelly in the altered timeline (let's be real, we all know that she's going to survive), I will be very disappointed. Not only will it be a chance to see what she looks like without headgear, we'll also get to hear her actual voice without the lisp.