Mintberry Crunch

For me, I like Mintberry Crunch

Pip should’ve been Mintberry Crunch instead of Bradly Biggle

While i won't be nearly as thorough as i was with my kyle and ike episode, i think that there is enough potential material here that you could draw it out into a whole movie. the series started with aliens, so a space adventure makes allot of sense as one of the 14 new movies.

here's how i think it could go:

bradley comes down in a spaceship and tells stan, kyle, and cartman to come to his planet because he needs their help communicating with an alien. kenny isn't invited and feels left out. once they arrive, they're taken to a prison where they're shown a marklar prisoner who confirms to bradley that these are the ones, and suddenly stan, kyle, and cartman are taken prisoners themselves, and it's revealed that bradley's species has been conquering the galaxy, but someone the boys know has been leading a resistance against them, so bradley wants to bait him out by taking the boys hostage. the boys speculate who it could be and wonder if that marklar knew starvin marvin; if so marvin might be taken hostage too.

after a few days of them being gone, kenny goes to henrietta to see if she's heard anything from them. she reveals that bradley stole a satanic amulet from her, and she will do anything to get it back. they team up and find a spaceship (maybe spacex, or maybe they steal the 700s club's ship from "starvin marvin in space"). not knowing where to go, kenny pulls out the mysterious photo he had of the joozians at the end of "canceled". they go planet to planet asking if anyone knows where to find those aliens in hopes that it will lead them to bradley. the photo quickly makes its wake to the galactic tabloids, and soon they have the joozians hunting them.

meanwhile after intense fighting, the boys are saved by an adult ethiopian who takes them to his ship, and then they get shot down by mintberry tie fighters. they then have to survive in the mint jungle and berry quarries. the boys keep asking about if starvin marvin is okay, and after some evasion the ethiopian man reveals that he is starvin marvin, and that it's been 22 years for him because time moves faster on marklar. after some more fighting and running around in the wilderness, they get captured.

the joozians catch up to henrietta and kenny and hand them a subpoena for defamation and forging the image with deepfakes. they then go to court on bradley's home world where starvin marvin is being put on trial as well. the emperor of the mintberry empire is brought out to be the judge, and he is revealed to be jeff bezos who had bought their entire civilization when he went into space that one time. then the resistance shows up and we get the big final battle where marvin is freed and has an epic showdown with bradley. just when it looks like bradley is going to win, henrietta beats him up and takes her amulet back. the joozians get killed in the mayhem, and everyone escapes.

bradley gets scolded by the emperor for letting them get away. on their way back to earth, henrietta talks about how important this amulet was in making her goth, then marvin, who is now a master of alien languages, reads the inscription on it which reveals it to be a mintberry artifact, and when they clean off the black soot coating the outside, it appears bright green and pink.

The end

What do you guys think? what else could be added? what other aliens do you want to see?

Shablagoo!

Its a trend in south park for the most random side characters to get big roles, and this is why ANY 4th grader could suddenly become relevant for at least a episode.

Lets start with the two obvious ones:

• Heidi- Had an entire arc dedicated to her and Cartman.

• Bradley- Was revealed to be Mintberry Crunch, a alien from another planet.

• Karen- Was a prop for Kennys family, but got episodes all about her and Kenny.

Then we can go even further:

• Clyde- Was a minor character in early seasons.

• Token- Was a background character in early seasons.

And the most obvious one:

• Butters- Used to be a background character and now has the same amount of screen time as Kenny.

This means literally ANY minor character can get some big focus, but that's just a theory.