Goth Kids

I think the Goth Kids are so overrated. Like, I really don't see why so many fans hype them up and demand that we see more of them. In my opinion they're all the same interchangeable clone with no interesting quirks or traits that separates them in any way. I am aware that this is kinda the whole point of their characters, but I personally am not fond of characters whose defining trait is a total stereotype. What's your opinion on the Goth Kids?

Wonderful ep idea hope Matt and Trey see it and make it into an episode or I will murder everybody

Instagram and TikTok ''goths'' come to the school and gloat about how goff they are when in actuality they're just following social media trends. The Goth kids get mad at them and call them ''100% poseurs'' but the fake goths form a giant dinosaur called the Poseursaurus which destroys the entire school and chops Kenny's head off. The Goth kids run quickly to the graveyard and raise every dead goth from their graves to create a Zombie Goff Army to battle the Poseursaurus. After a long battle, the Poseursaurus soon becomes not alive anymore and the world is saved.

What characters do you think need their own episodes? There have been many characters that have had their own episodes, such as Butters with "Butters very own episode," The Goth Kids with "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the posers" and "The ungroundable", Scott Malkinson, Pip, and many more. But what characters do you think deserve their own just like these lot?

In my opinion, some episodes that I think would be fun is, one diving into the life of the McCormicks. Their family is so dysfunctional, I think an episode with just them would be very entertaining, and to get Kevin some screentime xD.

Another one is with Shelly. I know, she does get a lot of screentime in earlier seasons, but I think her own little episode would be fun. Shes such an adorable bundle of anger that I think needs more to understand why shes so angry.

I also think that Tweek would need one as well. We know so little about Tweek, and when he got his time to shine was in "Put it down" and in "Tweek x Craig". His family has such little known about them, and I think their own little episodes would be lovely.

Those are my opinions, but what do YOU think?

Drawing

I have attempted to write some poems “written by” various South Park characters. In these, I try to “feel” the characters and their worldviews, and write from that. Feel free to give constructive criticism, feedback, and/or suggestions for doing this with other characters below. Enjoy!

(This poem was written in the shoes of the Goth Kids, especially Michael.)

People may think they know me,

My youth, my looks, that’s all they see.

But I see through society’s lies,

I know nothing is Life’s prize.

And I wonder, why am I here?

To watch the conformists run in fear?

Watch them obsess over the stupidest things?

I don’t even want to watch, it’s so depressing.

They’re almost inhuman, so ready to go along,

To watch more pieces of shit sing their shitty songs.

For fun, go “shopping”, and try to buy happiness.

Don’t they all know it leads to nothing but crappiness?

Reader, take this as a warning story,

Don’t be like conformists, or you’ll be sad and sorry.

(This one was written in the shoes of Tweek Tweak.)

They’re coming! They’re coming!

Coming after me!

The thoughts in my head

Will plague me ‘til I’m dead!

Agh, the things they say!

“What if they kill you for being gay?

What if they bomb you? What if they make lunch with cat poo? What’s up with those aliens? Are they trying to nuke our planet?Whatifwhatifwhatifff!”

The noises just won’t quiet!

Whether I’m sleeping, talking, or reading, I’m always right by it!

People always tell me to calm down,

That people like me for who I am,

That everything’s okay.

But they don’t know that! I BETTER PRAY! Everything bad just might happen today!!!!

(This was a poem written in the shoes of Craig Tucker, clearly dedicated to his boyfriend. I know Craig isn’t exactly emotional or expressive, but I just can just perfectly imagine Craig reading Tweek this poem monotonously. Hope this is okay with the shipping rules. If not, please ask me to delete out this one poem first.)

For Tweek

Oh, my beautiful Tweek,

When you’re around the world’s not so bleak.

When I lose Stripe, I think of you.

You keep my life out of the loo.

My sweet dear ‘mate,

Losing you would also be my fate.

Babe, when you’re scared, I’m sad.

Don’t be afraid, I’ll protect you if things get bad.

Let our true, passionate love end never,

For I see nothing ahead but us together.

(Written in the shoes of Kenny. For better understanding, note that I headcanon Kenny with a somewhat nihilistic worldview due to his constant dying. In canon, he doesn’t seem that great with words, hence his vulgarity and generally basic speech, so this is more simply written than the other poems. Oh, and this is written in the tone of a (still headcanoned) rare instance of Kenny pondering and being thoughtful.)

All the time I seem to die.

Sometimes I fry.

Sometimes I get pried.

The friends of mine never ‘member when I die.

I wonder why.

Yet they’re just as dry.

They never cry.

‘Cept for Cartman, who thinks he’s sly.

Makes sense that he’d never reply.

He doesn’t care ‘bout anyone, AND knows I’ll always un-die.

Guess it doesn’t matter though, ‘cause I will not lie;

In the end we all have to say bye-bye.

So I just got done replaying it and it got me wondering do you think that next time the goth kids appear on screen Karen will be with them cause at the end she kinda looks up to Henrietta I guess or do you think it wasn’t cannon and the goth kids will be the normal four.

I’ve recently watched the episode Goth Kids 3: The dawn of posers and I’ve been thinking...why is it called like that? Is there 3 episodes on the goth kids? I also remember hearing about a goth kids theme song...in which episode was it featured? Thanks to whoever will answer my questions! ;)