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Pip should’ve been Mintberry Crunch instead of Bradly Biggle
While i won't be nearly as thorough as i was with my kyle and ike episode, i think that there is enough potential material here that you could draw it out into a whole movie. the series started with aliens, so a space adventure makes allot of sense as one of the 14 new movies.
here's how i think it could go:
bradley comes down in a spaceship and tells stan, kyle, and cartman to come to his planet because he needs their help communicating with an alien. kenny isn't invited and feels left out. once they arrive, they're taken to a prison where they're shown a marklar prisoner who confirms to bradley that these are the ones, and suddenly stan, kyle, and cartman are taken prisoners themselves, and it's revealed that bradley's species has been conquering the galaxy, but someone the boys know has been leading a resistance against them, so bradley wants to bait him out by taking the boys hostage. the boys speculate who it could be and wonder if that marklar knew starvin marvin; if so marvin might be taken hostage too.
after a few days of them being gone, kenny goes to henrietta to see if she's heard anything from them. she reveals that bradley stole a satanic amulet from her, and she will do anything to get it back. they team up and find a spaceship (maybe spacex, or maybe they steal the 700s club's ship from "starvin marvin in space"). not knowing where to go, kenny pulls out the mysterious photo he had of the joozians at the end of "canceled". they go planet to planet asking if anyone knows where to find those aliens in hopes that it will lead them to bradley. the photo quickly makes its wake to the galactic tabloids, and soon they have the joozians hunting them.
meanwhile after intense fighting, the boys are saved by an adult ethiopian who takes them to his ship, and then they get shot down by mintberry tie fighters. they then have to survive in the mint jungle and berry quarries. the boys keep asking about if starvin marvin is okay, and after some evasion the ethiopian man reveals that he is starvin marvin, and that it's been 22 years for him because time moves faster on marklar. after some more fighting and running around in the wilderness, they get captured.
the joozians catch up to henrietta and kenny and hand them a subpoena for defamation and forging the image with deepfakes. they then go to court on bradley's home world where starvin marvin is being put on trial as well. the emperor of the mintberry empire is brought out to be the judge, and he is revealed to be jeff bezos who had bought their entire civilization when he went into space that one time. then the resistance shows up and we get the big final battle where marvin is freed and has an epic showdown with bradley. just when it looks like bradley is going to win, henrietta beats him up and takes her amulet back. the joozians get killed in the mayhem, and everyone escapes.
bradley gets scolded by the emperor for letting them get away. on their way back to earth, henrietta talks about how important this amulet was in making her goth, then marvin, who is now a master of alien languages, reads the inscription on it which reveals it to be a mintberry artifact, and when they clean off the black soot coating the outside, it appears bright green and pink.
The end
What do you guys think? what else could be added? what other aliens do you want to see?
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In the Vax Special, Stan, Kyle and Cartman had a falling out, and Cartman got new buddies: Clyde, the Hispanic dude and Jimmy. For the next episode, I see this picking up where it left off, with Stan and Kyle both getting new friends too. While I see this being temporary, I also think it'll last a full season, as part of experimenting from Matt & Trey. Anyway, my picks for Stan and Kyle's new bros are:
Stan's group: Scott Malkinson, Bradley Biggle and Craig Tucker
Kyle's group: Tweek Tweak, Token Black and Kevin Stoley
For the first 2 episodes, I see the Kenny 2-2-3 format in effect. Throughout that time, he gets along with each of the gang members. At first all three of the groups work out great, with Cartman's group being the chummiest. However, by the episode after Kenny begins to wonder why the three boys don't hang anymore, and Kyle is forced to reveal the truth. Kenny asks Cartman if it's true what Kyle said, and he confirms it. To add insult to injury, he reveals that he's much happier with his new bros and rants about how horribly Stan and Kyle treated him over the years. Shocked and heartbroken, Kenny walks out on all three. He begins hanging with Butters regularly, who sympathizes with him as they both get used as puppets pretty much.
A few episodes pass, Cartman's group is still pretty chummy, and his buddies are far more tolerant of him than. Kyle's group has found their new scapegoat, which is Kevin Stoley, who gets blamed for all of Kyle, Tweek and Token's antics. Token also picks up Cartman's habits of saying "Kevin goddammit" when Kevin ruins the moment. Stan's group on the other hand becomes more dysfunctional. While he's still fond of Bradley despite his childish personality, he sees Scott as a complete bore and Craig as apathetic and rude. Craig also hates Stan and Bradley too, Scott doesn't like Craig either. Bradley though has fun in the group, and amuses Stan and Scott often, sometimes Craig too, but most of the time he gets on Craig's nerves.
A few episodes after, Kenny - with the help of Butters and Wendy - apologizes to the Stan, Kyle and Cartman individually for overreacting when the news broke out, and announced he respects the decision, and would like to become buddies with each of the three, regardless if they've separated or not. They all agree, though Kenny mostly hangs with Stan's group, as no one hates him there. In the second-to-last episode, Kevin reaches his breaking point and walks out of Kyle's group, stating that he's tired of being framed of it all and that they can't respect his obsessions. Tweek backs out too because of paranoia that Kevin will snitch on his actions, and the group disbands. Kyle reconciliates with Stan, and begins hanging with him and Stan's gang regularly (Token does too temporarily). Stan's gang soon disbands too, though Bradley is kept as a close separate friend. Scott and Craig are also told the harsh truth by Stan, and while Scott takes it to heart, Craig disregards it, and reunites with Tweek and Token. Butters comforts Scott, telling him he knows how it feels to get kicked out for being lame and tells him that he's always welcome to join the Chaos gang.
Heading into the season finale, Cartman's group is the last one intact. Kyle, who's revealed to have overheard Cartman's rant to Kenny a few episodes prior, wants him back, stating that while Cartman hasn't exactly been the best guy to him, he's always been the funny one in the group and maybe they've been too harsh on him. Cartman though refuses, which then has Kyle and Kenny take other measures, including spreading false rumors to both Clyde and Cartman that one's been talking shit about the other, which ignites a feud. Jimmy and the Latino kid though, suspect something's wrong, and Jimmy eventually catches Kyle in the act, and confronts him, saying that if he wants Cartman back he can talk to him personally, and that you can have more than one friend group at a time. With this, Kyle has Stan and his girlfriend Wendy (they're revealed to be back together) talk him into rejoining the circle, and that he doesn't have to give up his old friend group. Cartman agrees, and Jimmy supports his decision. In order for celebration, Clyde invites the crew, and also Cartman's old bros, in to Casa Bonita again to celebrate which they all agree, and the episode ends with photos of the boys having fun in the restaurant, but the party gets spoiled by Stan's dad, Towelie and the other parents high on Tegridy weed, which becomes too much for police to handle.
Post S24, Cartman's New Bros are seen together occasionally (once or twice per season), but season 25 would see the fall of Tegridy Farms, as well as a Christmas and New Year special, and a Valentine's episode.
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Its a trend in south park for the most random side characters to get big roles, and this is why ANY 4th grader could suddenly become relevant for at least a episode.
Lets start with the two obvious ones:
Heidi- Had an entire arc dedicated to her and Cartman.
Bradley- Was revealed to be Mintberry Crunch, a alien from another planet.
Karen- Was a prop for Kennys family, but got episodes all about her and Kenny.
Then we can go even further:
Clyde- Was a minor character in early seasons.
Token- Was a background character in early seasons.
And the most obvious one:
Butters- Used to be a background character and now has the same amount of screen time as Kenny.
This means literally ANY minor character can get some big focus, but that's just a theory.
I decided to create DNA overviews for my two main OCs, Hannah Quigley and Mia Carmichael, by combining the traits of different characters from SpandMe. I thought it would be a fun idea to try to summarize who they are in brief while using some of the South Park kids’ personalities as reference. Here they are below:
Mia Carmichael DNA Overview- While you are largely misunderstood by the people around you, you are a compassionate, sensitive soul. Others can perceive you as shy and weak, but you are far more powerful than they realize. People with Mia Carmichael DNA may not have a lot of close friends, but they are the most loyal companions anyone could ask for.
Hannah Quigley DNA Overview -You are a cheerful, enthusiastic person who is incredibly imaginative- and more than a little naïve. You can struggle to fit in with social groups, but aim to think positively and see the good in others. People with Hannah Quigley DNA are so kindhearted and selfless that they almost don’t seem human.
Let me know what you guys think!
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What do you think of the new Phone Destroyer card, Frontier Bradley? I have played against him and I really want him because he provides pretty strong buffs (+10% attack and gives fighters an area attack). He definitely threw off the balance I had with my deck in Arena 6 and I think he's making it harder to get to Arena 7. But, what do you think? Is he a great card for your Adventure decks? Or is he really annoying to play against? Let me know below!
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