As I've stated before, I really didn't like the bleak ending they gave Cartman. He gave up his entire life so his friends could be happy, and that's how gets repaid. Another reason why I didn't like the ending was that Cartman being a homeless drunk just seems so out of character for him. He's far too smart and manipulative to be living on the streets, him being a corrupt cop or doing some illegal shit would be more suitable for him, or he could be working to be a better person. That's just my opinion, what do you think?

I would say death, but since that's not an option here, I'll just have to go with being in jail instead.

Oh my god. Corrupt cop! That would’ve been such a great call back to “respect my authoriteh”

Jail would be fitting but i like the ending cartman got in my opinion

@Sega&Nicktoons fan 3000 I’ve actually always imagined cartman being homeless on the streets no matter how manipulative he is, he is used to getting his way everytime so when he ends up in the real world he gets nowhere in life, just like where most spoiled kids end up in life

Something that fit his personality

Corrupt cop

People like Cartman end up in different dead end jobs, in and out of jail/prison or worst of all homeless.

What about him being a corrupt CEO of his own company? I always headcanon him being one and it suits his personality.

President of earth