Again, I do see the theme should be on Christianity, Greek and Roman mythology, Scientology, Judaism, Atheism, Satanism and all of that religion stuff. Four months ago I put basic ideas of what there should be, well now that it's official that a new video game will come out, here's what the gameplay and storyline should be. Many of the characters will come from Phone Destroyer's Mystical theme. Also, note that this post will be an essay, divided into three parts.

Let's start with the gameplay and map. The New Kid (once again known as Douchebag) will still be mute (apart from another "Screw you guys, I'm going home" at the end of the Aspen Park DLC). The combat grid from TFBW will be retained, but the quick actions from TSOT are back. You'll also need power points to access your ultimate ability, instead of a meter filling it up after every action. The summons are now Randy and his weed, Gerald and his doxxing and Captain Hindsight. Every playable will have 5 abilities plus their ultimate. Classes (including DLC in italics) will be: Hunter, Warrior, Healer, Cyclops, Imp, Centaur, Angel, Ninjew, Hydrant, Messenger, Fire Dragon and Snake.

As for the map, there's changes to locations from TBFW:

• Bebe moves two houses east (previously Henrietta's house), now between Kevin Stoley and Clyde Donovan. The interior looks nearly the same.

• Bebe's old house is now Heidi's

• Stan's old house is now Wendy's

• Freeman's Tacos is now the AA headquarters

• Medicinal Fried Chicken is now the Tower of Peace

• The mall is removed completely, now there's: Sizzler, M Burgers and Cafe Monet

• Senior Center is now PC Delta

• SoDoSoPa is restored and back up, an arena is built behind it, it'll used as a battlefield every so often, and Steed will have a good view of it

• Mephesto Genetics is now: Jimbo's Cabin, Freemont Bridge and leading to Hell's Pass Hospital

• Raisins and Buca de Faggoncini swap locations; Raisins now connects the Peppermint Hippo

• Hillvale Farm is now Tegridy Farms, and north from there is Canada

• Canada is now accessible, and hosts night 2

• Despite all this, places like the Peppermint Hippo and Crunchy's Micro Brew are kept

Douchebag (New Kid) will now show much more emotion, including the ability to laugh, cry and celebrate. Toilet humor will be used a lot less, but denying turns and time bending will still be used, by snapping their fingers. Also, thanks to the Douchebag's fame and recognition, them and their family are now wealthy, and also start the game with $2,200 (though parodying the economic crisis, everything will cost a lot of money in the game). Their parents will also send them money after a certain mission, for them to eat at any restaurant (Steed, Raisins, BDF, Sizzler, M Burgers, Cafe Monet, Tweek Coffee and City Wok), and that'll be marked as a main mission. The parents will also be much less protective, not caring if Douchebag goes out at night. Also, the game will now be 7 days and 7 nights (TSOT was 3 and 3, TFBW was 5 and 4). Two storyline DLC's will be made, taking place in Aspen Park and Imaginationland, and a Danger Deck, which consists of opponents of this video game as well as TSOT and TFBW. Half of the soundtrack will be from TSOT and TFBW as well. The main social media platform, which was Facebook for TSOT and Coonstagram for TFBW, will now be Snapchat, and over 300 friends will be able to be added.

The playables:

There's 22 playable characters (24 if you count DLC), and you can have up to 5 in your party. 13 of them are Greek gods and goddesses (split into two alliances of 7 and 6, Douchebag starts in the former) and most of which are actual Olympians canonically, 4 are half-bloods, and others are either believers or Satanists:

ALLIANCE 1:

• Zeus (Token Black, Leader)

• Hera (Nichole Daniels)

• Ares (Eric Cartman)

• Hermes (Kenny McCormick, Fast Travel services)

• Athena (Millie Larsen)

• Bacchus (Scott Malkinson)

• Aphrodite (Annie Knitts)

ALLIANCE 2:

• Apollo (Clyde Donovan, Leader)

• Poseidon (Stan Marsh, also the final boss)

• Artemis (Heidi Turner)

• Vulcan (Kevin Stoley)

• Ceres (Nelly)

• Amphitrite (Wendy Testaburger)

CAMP HALF-BLOOD:

• The Satyr (Butters Stotch)

• The Cyclops (Craig Tucker)

• The Half-Blood (Tweek Tweak)

• The Centaur (Bradley Biggle)

OTHER PLAYABLES (DLC in italics):

• The Master Ninjew (Kyle Broflovski)

• The Holy Friar (Jimmy Valmer)

• Medusa (Bebe Stevens, also the last boss of the first night)

• The Dark Angel (Red McArthur)

• Henrietta Biggle

• Damien Thorn (Imaginationland DLC)

• Towelie (Aspen Park DLC)

The game is about both leaders having lost their tridents (Token's is made of actual silver, Clyde's is just a pitchfork). Douchebag starts on Alliance 1, and for days 1-3 they search for who stole Zeus' trident. On Day 4, Apollo Clyde, leader of Alliance 2, is revealed to have it, in revenge for having lost his, and suspects Zeus is at fault. Douchebag chooses what alliance to fight for on night 4 (the other one all being opponents), and then the feud is resolved, and they come together for the rest of the storyline; Zeus' base is kept. While Zeus got his lightning trident back, Apollo's still missing his, and now an adult is suspected to have it. After accidental ambushes on Hell's Pass Hospital and the Peppermint Hippo, Stan is revealed to have stolen it, as he wanted to be the leader. He is fought as the final boss in SoDoSoPa (after having tripled in size) and Clyde gets his trident back.

Aspen Park's DLC would see Poseidon Stan as the quest giver, and is joined by Artemis Heidi, Hermes Kenny, Centaur Bradley and Towelie. Stan apparently has been challenged to another ski competition by his nemesis Tad Mikowski and lost, and they gotta take him down. Douchebag must take down all of Tad's friends, and fight Tad, to challenge him to a ski race. Douchebag wins, and the problem's over, but the last boss is the apartment salesman, who after being defeated gives Douchebag money and a free apartment room.

Imaginationland's DLC would see Dark Angel Red be the quest giver, and she is joined by the Master Ninjew, Ares Cartman, Henrietta and Damien Thorn. Red, Henrietta and Damien all seek revenge on ManBearPig for the Satan incident, and plan on taking him down. Kyle and Cartman offered to help as they had experience with him. They're joined by Al Gore and the Woodland Critters who offer to be their guides throughout the story. The squad would have to face off several characters on the evil side of Imaginationland, but the Critters will sacrifice themselves for Douchebag and the party, which gives you a great advantage. Eventually they join in for the fight against the final boss, ManBearPig, and after defeating him, Butters appears from nowhere (Al Gore has imagined him to there) and has him imagine Satan again, therefore reviving him. Meanwhile, Cartman again imagines Kyle sucking his balls, referencing the episode.

So there it is, what do you guys think?