"You guys took my birthday money, got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way to return home except now I have to take down the country of Peru, and I'm being a dick"

"You got a ****** problem, bro?!"

“You fucking jealous around Christmas again!!”

"ah, I wouldn't mind hitting that. I bet she has that hot Puerto Rican strange." -Ike. Season 17 Ep 5, Taming Strange

"Don't F*ck With Wendy Testaburger"- Wendy Season 1 Ep 11

‘But then, right when I took the picture, Butters got really hot, so he pulled his pajama bottoms down, and then I tripped, and, fell down, and my mouth landed right on his penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then Kyle took the picture from me, and he's gonna show it to everybody, and make them think I'm gaaaaaaay!‘ -Cartman, S11 E2 Cartman Sucks

"My name. Is not. "Kyel""