In my opinion it would go like this
Kyle- 'It's halloween yay!!! i can finally steal All of ike's Candy and consume it because Why not i'm sure he won't know that i stole all of his candy as he is very busy with other stuff!
Cartman - pfffft Halloween? more like be lazy and beg for others food bc you are broke ween.
Kyle to Cartman- Hey halloween is good Like you can dress up as a skeleton or have free Granola bars and not have to Be alone and you can Order them on E-bay to flex on others!
Cartman to Kyle- But Halloween is boring.. Like you just go to get free candy like why not just buy them?
Kenny to Both of them - * muffled* But in Halloween you get free food bc they are expensive
Cartman to Kenny- sorry but i don't speak Advanced Coding
Kyle to Cartman- Cartman stop it! he's just saying about Halloween in a foreign language!
Kenny to both - *Muffled* I AM SPEAKING IN ENGLISH IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SCARF AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE IT OFF!
Butters to Everybody-Hey guys how to get Free Toaster Strudels That are already Microwaved?
Cartman to Butters- BUTTERS IT'S NOT FREAKING 1990 IT'S 2018
Kenny to Cartman - *Muffled* CARTMAN IT IS 2020 THERE'S A GOD DAMN VIRUS ONGOING WEAR A MASK ATLEAST OR STAY 6 FEET
Cartman to Kenny- KENNY STOP SAYING GOD DAMN CODING LANGUAGE SAY ENGLISH!
Kyle to Kenny and Cartman - GUYS CHILL DOWN IT'S HALLOWEEN JUST CHILL
Kenny to Kyle - *Muffled* CARTMAN'S THE ONE WHO IS BEING ANGRY HE'S LITERALLY THINK I'M A WINDOWS 7
Kyle to Kenny - Please for god sake say English!
Kenny to Kyle- *Muffled* I AM SAYING ENGLISH GO CLEAN YOUR EAR CANALS ASAP
Stan to everybody- guys It's Halloween stop arguing about Language!
T- T to Everybody- OI GUYS WEAR A MASK FOR GOD SAKE IT'S 2020 AND THERE'S A VIRUS WEAR A MASK OR BE IN HOSPITAL
Cartman to T-T- THIS IS NOT A MASK ADVERT TWEAK IT'S A DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER WHY KENNY KEEPS ON SAYING ADVANCED CODING!!!
Police- Kids WEAR A MASK OR GET SHOT
Cartman to Police- STOP MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE A CRINGY THING
Poilce to Cartman- THERE'S A VIRUS ON-GOING HALLOWEEN WILL HAPPEN ONLINE
Cartman- WHAT?! FRICK
( yes i cringed this on purpose bc i suck at stories pls don't kill me)