Scott Malkinson episode
New girl coming to class
Episode will take on the best new streaming platforms
Scott will apparently get a girlfriend
The Cartman/Heidi relationship was mentioned, and Cartman compared relationship pain to diabetes.
The nipple-rubbing Get Cable guys will return
Well, this is great. Now Scott has a pretty white girlfriend too. The only person who seemed to be just as much of a "loser" as me, and now he has as a relationship too. 😔 Damn, even a 4th grader with a lisp and diabetes gets more action than me.
I really am pathetic, aren't I? A shy, depressed, mixed race 23 year old Latina woman, and completely loveless. Never once had a boyfriend in her life or so much as held hands with a guy.
It's never a girl who looks like or resembles me in any way. It's always the cute white girl. But at least Kyle's still single for the time being, right? Unless he gets back together with Heidi, too.
I hope she makes Scott happy... 😔
Now if you'll excuse me, I am just going to get myself a tub of ice cream and cry about my perpetual ugliness and "forever alone" status.
I thought Scott and I were alike, but I am probably Kip Drordy at best.
There's plenty of fish in the sea, u know. There's bound 2 be someone out there 4 u
@Pbrbullridingfan , I am well aware that South Park is entirely fictional and that none of the characters exist, but I tend to get emotionally attached to them anyway possibly due to my loneliness.
I have trouble connecting with people and making friends and generally feel unattractive to guys because of my shy personality and mixed ancestry. I am fully latina on both sides, but look biracial because my mother is a white-passing hispanic and my father is an afro-latino.
Most guys, let alone a white guy, don't want a girl who looks like she is partially black or mixed with black. My mom is a white-passing Cuban and my dad is a black Puerto Rican, but most guys, even other latino guys themselves, will not go for a girl like me.
I also have low self-esteem and lack self-confidence due to a past of having been mocked for my social anxiety issues, which made me appear awkward in front of people. I didn't grow up with a lot of close friends, if any at all, and was hurt and wounded by a lot of toxic people, including some of my own family members. I don't feel I have a solid support system at all and often feel misunderstood and lost.
It's not that I feel bad that Scott might be happy with a new girl, or that Kyle might even get back together with Heidi and find happiness in her eventually.
It's just that I feel so emotionally attached to these cartoons, almost as if I am a part of their story myself. I fantasize constantly of what it might be like to be their friends or interact with them, possibly because I feel isolated from people in real life due to my social anxiety and depression. I know it's not healthy to do so.
Sometimes I even feel jealous of some of the girls, despite their being fictional, because I perceive them as being better than me due to them all being overwhelmingly white, smart, popular, funny, and pretty. They are the types of girls all the guys want, even as early on as in the 4th grade.
I often feel lonely and crave connections so badly, but don't know how to interact with people or how to find them. Sometimes I even try to fit in and be accepted on this site, but feel my presence and opinions just burden people on here.
I am sorry for sharing all this with you. It was probably way too much, but this is my story and I just needed somebody to talk to.
U don't have 2 be sorry for that. I have some trouble socializing as well.
Well Heidi is mentioned. I wonder if she’ll play a role?
Cartman knows. Butters knows.
Funny how Scott seems to be getting more time this season than Butters. Do they like him more now?
And... only one more chance for a Craig's gang episode this year. Hope is fading. 😒
@Peregrina My uncle told me a story a few months back , It was about a boy who was given a sizable Ruby by his grandfather and was asked not to sell it to anyone ; but he was asked to go around the village and ask people what they thought the Ruby was worth .
He went to a Cucumber Vendor and the Cucumber Vendor offered a sack of Cucumbers for the Ruby . He then went to a Pumpkin Vendor and the Pumpkin Vendor offered a whole cart of Pumpkins for the Ruby .
The boy then at last went to a Goldsmith and the Goldsmith said that "All the gold in my shop isn't going to equal the value of that ruby" .
The boy then went home and told his grandfather what had happened .
The grandfather explained to the boy that just because the Vegetable Vendors devalued the Ruby doesn't mean it is actually something of low value .
@Pbrbullridingfan Hopefully we'll see Kyle and Heidi together.... and ESPECIALLY Stan and Wendy?
@Pbrbullridingfan thank you for your reassurance. It's bittersweet to see Scott, a character I relate to so much, get himself a girl long before I even found myself a partner for myself, but I suppose I'm happy he feels cared for finally.
@Michael Phallus thank you for your sweet, beautiful message. I suppose we all have backstories we may not be aware of, and it is refreshing to feel positive energy and sense kindness from someone on the internet when people so often tend to be so cruel and mean on forums and social media sites. I appreciate your kind words. I should love myself a little more and try to empower rather than discourage myself from reaching my full potential as a person. There are plenty of other fish in the sea as well, and there is bound to be one special guy out there who will love me for who I am. I should focus on reality rather than fiction as well, as an emotional attachment to a cartoon will not get me anywhere in life.
On a side note, eww, no Kydi for me please. Heiman was toxic and Kydi is just... no. Just no. Kyle may be a little annoying sometimes, but he's also a decent, moral guy and deserves better than Heidi. I was actually happy Heidi wasn't being mentioned throughout the majority of this season, so I hope they don't ruin things but throwing in Kydi and Heiman references again. I also feel Stendy is old and overdone so... meh.
Again, I don't understand why there has been so much romantic focus on relationships between the characters in South Park these past few seasons. Why does every prominent character need to be paired off with a guy or a girl? Can't they all just be kids and be single for a while? They haven't even graduated elementary school yet, and already, a 10 year old kid is concerned about his girlfriend being stolen from him because "every guy wants to get in her pants". Seriously?
I get this is an adult cartoon, but throwing in a romantic subplot with sexual innuendos every few episodes kind of takes away from the humor and enjoyment of the show after a while.
What do you think?