European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board

The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board is a group of people who have devoted their lives to crap. Bono has been proven as the board leader's son as said in the episode "More Crap".

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The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board is an extremely minor 'character' in "South Park". It is associated with Randy as seen in the episode "More Crap" in which Randy takes a crap the size of a football. The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board comes to South Park and examines Randy's crap and Randy hopes to win the 'Biggest Crap' award. But Bono has already beaten him to it. Stan then finds out Bono IS the biggest crap, taken by the board leader back in 1960.