Clubhouses

"Clubhouses" is the twelfth episode of the second season of South Park.

Synopsis
Stan and Kyle build a clubhouse so they can play Truth or Dare with girls. Cartman and Kenny set about building their own. Randy and Sharon separate.

Plot
Wendy tells Stan to build a clubhouse so they can play Truth or Dare, and to make Kyle go out with Bebe.

At Stan's house Stan is stopped from watching Terrance and Phillip on television and is made to watch the equally vulgar Fat Abbott Show (a parody of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids). Meanwhile in the kitchen, Sharon's dropped her wedding ring down the sink and demands that Randy gets it out. After a small argument Randy accidentally calls her a cunt, and Sharon goes mad.

At school Bebe hints her like for Kyle by passing notes. Stan is caught with it by Mr. Garrison and is forced to read it out loud to the class. Not realizing the note was from Bebe, the class is shocked to hear Stan's "attraction" to Kyle. Stan is then sent to Mr. Mackey who calls in his parents. After Randy and Sharon argue with each other they finally end up separating.

After discovering Stan and Kyle's clubhouse, Cartman and Kenny decide to make their own one - "The Ewok Village 2000".

At Stan's, Sharon introduces Stan to her new partner Roy, Stan is shocked at the unusual pace of events but goes back to building the clubhouse. Unfortunately Stan is delayed by having to spend quality time with Randy and having to get firewood for Roy.

Subplot
Meanwhile, Cartman and Kenny's clubhouse is complete, and Kenny gets two teenage girls to stay there. The girls then invite all their friends over and the party goes out of hand with Cartman unable to play Truth or Dare. Cartman becomes extremely agitated by his unwelcome guests and watches in horror as Kenny is trampled to death in a mosh pit.

Stan and Kyle finally finish their clubhouse. Chef advises them to play truth a few times and finally play dare later. Kyle is dared to kiss Bebe and they do to which Kyle screams and runs away.

After Roy being an extreme nuisance, Stan watches a Fat Abbott cartoon and discovers that to get back at nuisance step-fathers you should leave a note to meet them somewhere and lay down a bear trap.

Roy reads the note and goes to the clubhouse to meet Stan but is caught in the trap. Sharon and Randy also read the note but go to the clubhouse. It reminds them of when they were kids playing Truth or Dare. Sharon dares Randy to have sex with her and they make up.

The next day at school, Bebe tells Kyle that she wants to break up to be with Clyde. Later Wendy, Bebe, Clyde and Stan are in the clubhouse playing Truth or Dare. Stan chooses dare and instead of getting to kiss Wendy, he has to shove a twig up his "pee hole". Roy is left hanging as this all goes on.

Kenny's Death
Kenny died by being trampled by the teenage crowd in Cartman's clubhouse. Cartman says 'Oh my god they killed Kenny' and Kyle, as he is walking past, yells 'You Bastards.' This is one of many times it has varied.

Quotes

 * Chef: A girl asks you truth or dare. What do you say?


 * Stan: I say dare.


 * Chef: No you say truth. Then you say dare after a few turns. And you say it like this: Dare.

Trivia

 * One of the girls in Cartman's clubhouse has a DVDA t-shirt in reference to both the sexual position and the band made by South Park's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
 * Bebe goes out with Clyde, despite him becoming a zombie in Pink Eye and drowning Bebe as she bobs for apples.
 * This is the final major appearance of Wendy in an episode until Chef Goes Nanners.
 * This is the only episode until Sexual Healing to use the word "cunt". Though it was sort of used years later in "Raisins", that was more due to Jimmy's stutter thus it may or may not be the second episode to do so. There is a degree of ambiguity in the episode "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" where Kyle constantly swears at the Visitors with the profanity not being descript. However, this is the only proper, known time for the word to be used.