Scott the Dick

Scott is a character in the sub-series Terrance and Phillip in the episode, "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus." He later appeared in "It's Christmas in Canada," and in "Royal Pudding" where he was a 'giant dick'

Personality
Scott is a resident of Ontario, Canada, and is the arch-nemesis of Terrance and Phillip and notorious among his fellow Canadians. He is most well known for being "a dick" and driving a PT Cruiser. (Often, when he made his entrances to the scenes in "It's Christmas in Canada", the other Canadians in the same scene would shout out to the boys: "Oh no! It's Scott! He's a dick!", or some variation thereof.) He is uptight and short-tempered, especially when it comes to Terrance and Phillip's toilet humor. Despite all of this, he claims he is the most patriotic Canadian.

Appearance
He has black hair in a style similar to that of Butters Stotch and Ike Broflovski (except that his hair sticks straight up, instead of flops down), and in Ike's color. He wears dark blue jeans and a brown, long-sleeved shirt with a black capital "S" embroidered in the middle. On occasion, he wears a red tie with it. Like most Canadians, his head is in two pieces, and it flaps up and down whenever he talks. Oddly enough, though, his head also seems to be shaped like a crude lemon (most likely a reference to his sour nature), in that his cheeks point out into angular corners at the ends. The flared shape of his head also makes him resemble a penis, thus "Scott the dick". He then turns into a giant in "Royal Pudding," as a result of radiation poisoning in Ottawa.

Occupations
In the episode, "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", he was the duo's prosecutor in court. He was also made Saddam Hussein's adviser in this episode. He was Saddam's adviser again in "It's Christmas in Canada", while Saddam was in disguise as Canada's new Prime Minister. However, it was stated by Scott that his official job is a journalist, i.e. a television critic for magazines.

Episodes in Which Scott the Dick is Prominent

 * Scott_talking_about_eskimos.jpg".]]"Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
 * "It's Christmas in Canada"
 * "Royal Pudding "