Clubhouses/Script

Cast
 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Wendy
 * Bebe
 * Clyde
 * Swanson
 * Kevin
 * Fosse
 * Randy and Sharon Marsh
 * Liane Cartman
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Chef
 * Roy, Sharon's new boyfriend
 * Fifth Graders
 * Runaway Girls
 * Terrance and Phillip
 * Fat Abbot and Friends


 * Not Complete*

[A familiar intro plays, a playground scene. Bill plays catch with anotheir kid, Jordan and the black kid are on swings, and Pip is on a hobby elephant. Stan is hiding behind a tree, using his mitted hand as a gun] Stan: Sgt. Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines. His only chance of survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch. [Cartman, patroling the invisible boundary] Sgt. Marsh knows it's now or never. He must make a run for it. [waits for Cartman, with wooden toy rifle, to pass, then rushes past him] American base is only a few feet away. Cartman: [turns right and notices Stan, then] Master thief, halt! [they fire away at each other. From behind a nearby bush, Kyle and Kenny pop up and fire at Cartman] It will take more than your weak American weapons to destroy me! Stan: Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass! Kyle: Yeah! You're dead! Cartman: I have Class 4 armor on, that, uh, ih-ih- Stan: No, you don't! Cartman: -special armor, that's impenetrable to American bullets. Kyle: Dude! Every time we play Americans vs. Bosnians, you cheat! Stan: Yeah, Cartman, you suck! If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians any more, you can just play with yourself! [he and Kyle leave] Cartman: That's fine! I'd like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long! [Kenny laughs and Cartman looks at him] What?