Investigative Reports with Bill Kurtis

Investigative Reports with Bill Kurtis is a fictitious board game seen in two episodes, "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" in Season Four and "Up the Down Steroid" in Season Eight.

Background
In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", Eric Cartman teaches Stan, Kyle and Kenny how to play the game. The other boys complain that the game is confusing as well as Cartman cheating by giving out unfair penalty cards.

The game was seen again in "Up the Down Steroid", when the boys were playing in a backyard. They are interrupted by Timmy Burch and Jimmy Valmer with their announcement of competing in the Special Olympics in Denver.

Gameplay
The game appears to be about various government conspiracies and sensational news reports. The player can deny or cover up these reports and then activate a giant head in the shape of real news journalist and host to many true crime reality TV shows, Bill Kurtis for confirmation.