Mr. Gueermo

Mr. Gueermo (which sounds like Queer Mo because he's always dancing and talking kinda like a girl) is Bridon Gueermo's dancing-theater crazed and flamboyant metrosexual (or at least one is to assume as he's married to a woman) father who loves to sing and dance, is part of the men's choir club and usually talks to his family in a sing-song voice, even in normal conversations and forces his family to sing with him, otherwise he'll "slap" them. Every move he makes is overly swishy (his hips constantly swaying and his hands are limp at the wrist) and flamboyant, and he always speaks with a stereotypical gay lisp no doubt due to his noticeable overbite. He often spends a great deal of time looking at himself in full-length mirrors, either out of a vanity or to exam his dance moves in order to perfect them. He also slaps people when he gets angry (the slaps are also portrayed as being rather flamboyant), while loudly threatening, "I'll slap you!"

Mr. Gueermo is essentially an abusive father and husband, who is utterly obsessed with musical theater. He has apparently spent his son's entire life grooming him to be a Broadway performer. He thinks basketball is a "sissy" sport, and refuses to let his son play it, even though most people think he should let Bridon do it. His stage-parenting is so bad, that he will 'attack' anyone who questions his actions or methods in any way. The obvious victims are of course his son and wife, but also members of Child Protective Services and several members of the school staff, like the basketball coach and Mr. Mackey, even his own neighbor by just seeing what he was doing. However, despite the fact that people get "hurt" when he slaps them, he turns out to be extremely weak and cowardly, as seen when Bridon punches his father straight in the nose out of frustration. Horrified and confused at such a greater show of physical violence, Mr. Gueermo cowers away, only to be beaten more by his wife out of frustration as well. He then leaves the scene sobbing.

Despite the fight, Mr. and Mrs. Gueermo remain together, and Mrs. Gueermo makes her husband come with her to attend their son's first basketball game. He is still bitter about Bridon joining basketball but ended up enjoying the cheering aspects of the game (such as singing and doing the stomping thing when singing Queen's "We Will Rock You").

He also appears in "Eat, Pray, Queef". with other male characters of South Park (Randy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Gerald etc.) as they sing an amendment song to the woman of South Park allowing them to Queef, called 'Queef Free'.

Episodes in which he Appears

 * Elementary School Musical - Goes crazy with slapping people when they oppose him and forces Bridon to become a singer until his family gets enough of his abuse.
 * Eat, Pray, Queef - Singing with the guys, "Queef Free". Neither his wife nor his son appear here.
 * 201 - Seen seeking shelter from Mecha-Streisand with his family.