Coon and Friends

Coon and Friends, or C.A.F. for short, is a superhero group introduced in "Coon 2: Hindsight", and later seen in "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon and Friends". Ostensibly a group of "superheroes" assembled by the Coon, only two of their members possess superpowers - they usually travel in Cartman's mom's car. They are based in Cartman's basement, using common household items such as televisions and computers with Coon-themed names (such as the television being named "Coon-Vision").

They are first seen trying to help rescue people from a burning building, but the firemen who have arrived on the scene know that untrained children will probably not be much help, and keep them away from the scene. Captain Hindsight then arrives, tells them what they did wrong, and leaves. The firemen think the problem is solved, walking away and leaving 14 people to burn to death, enraging the Coon. The Coon then attempts to forcibly recruit Captain Hindsight into Coon and Friends through blackmail, threatening to release pictures of him having sex with Courtney Love (actually Butters) while drunk.

The group then attempts to help the victims of the DP oil spill by raising money with a bake sale, however this gets set back when the Coon (Cartman) beats up Mosquito (Clyde) and Mint-Berry Crunch (Bradley) in a reference to Clockwork Orange. Cartman is kicked out of the group by a unanimous vote soon thereafter.

In "Mysterion Rises", they proceed with the bake sale, apparently making a decent amount of money. Mysterion becomes the de facto leader, although it is presumed they take on a democratic vote as suggested by Mosquito in "Coon 2: Hindsight", which in turn is what caused Cartman to beat him up and lead to him being removed.

In "Coon vs. Coon and Friends", Cartman's new ally Cthulhu banishes the members of Coon and Friends (with the exception of Mint-Berry Crunch) to an alternate dimension. Mysterion manages to escape by committing suicide and being reborn in the real world, while the others remain trapped for the majority of the duration of the episode. They are ultimately rescued by Mint-Berry Crunch and brought back to the real world at the episode's conclusion.

Members

 * The Coon (Eric Cartman) - The ex-leader of Coon and Friends, kicked out in "Coon 2: Hindsight" for being "a dick."
 * Mysterion (Kenny McCormick) - Unofficial leader of Coon and Friends after the Coon is kicked out. Being incapable of dying, he is one of two of the members to have actual superpowers (the other being Bradley Biggle).
 * The Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski) - His (imaginary) superpowers include the ability to fly and "shoot lasers out of his eyes".
 * Toolshed (Stan Marsh) - Possesses telepathic control over all power tools.
 * Mosquito (Clyde Donovan) - Was bitten by a radioactive mosquito and gained mosquito-related superpowers.
 * TupperWear (Token Black) - Got into a car accident and was put back together with TupperWear parts.
 * Iron Maiden (Timmy Burch) - Is apparently indestructible.
 * Mint-Berry Crunch (Bradley Biggle) - Possesses "the power of mint and berries, yet with a satisfying, tasty crunch!" He is the only other member of the group (along with Kenny) who has actual superpowers.

Enemies

 * Professor Chaos - Defeated and held in "The Coon Holding Cell". He comments that its been six days and The Coon refuses still to give him anything to eat or drink, besides his own feces.
 * General Disarray - Seen on their 'biggest bad guys' board in &quot;Coon vs. Coon and Friends&quot;.
 * Cthulhu - A dark god who allied with the Coon and went on a killing spree throughout America, destroying everything Cartman hates. He banishes all of the heroes to another dimension, but he is defeated when Mint Berry Crunch uses his newly discovered godlike powers to overpower Cthulhu and seal him back into his own dimension.
 * The Cult of Cthulhu - Cthulhu's followers, which include Nelson, The Goth Kids, and Richard Adler. In "Mysterion Rises", they killed Mysterion with a switchblade, but he came back shortly after.
 * Captain Hindsight - After Eric Cartman uses fake pictures as blackmail. Due to a combination of blackmail and the pressure of being a hero, he is not Captain Hindsight anymore (he went back to being a news reporter) and therefore not a real threat.
 * The Coon - Formerly their leader, now is out for revenge on his former group for kicking him out. Eventually defeated when Mint Berry Crunch defeats Cthulhu. Is currently being held in the same cell as Professor Chaos, though is released by the next episode.
 * Herbert Garrison - Seen on their 'biggest bad guys' board in "Coon vs. Coon and Friends".

Trivia

 * Despite the fact Cartman is no longer a member, they continue calling the group Coon and Friends. This is because it pisses Cartman off, which Mysterion finds extremely funny.
 * Cartman and Cthulhu become "Coon and Friend" in "Mysterion Rises". Cthulhu even has a shirt for it as seen in "Coon vs. Coon and Friends".
 * Cartman apparently trademarked the name "Coon and Friends" once he teamed up with Cthulhu. This was just to give him an excuse to get back at the others.
 * Bradley and Kenny are the only members to actually have superpowers, the rest are just pretending.
 * The Coon and Friends' most common method of dealing with their enemies is apparently locking them in a small cage without anything to eat or drink for long periods of time. They do this to Professor Chaos and The Coon.
 * TupperWear suggested calling the superhero organization the "Extreme Avenger League", but was ignored by The Coon.