Major Boobage/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * Kenny
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Randy and Sharon Marsh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Jimbo
 * Girl 1
 * Girl 2's Father
 * Reporters
 * Steven
 * Large-breasted Woman
 * Father (in the hallucinations)