I Ate My Son 'Fer A Blu-Ray Player

"I Ate My Son 'Fer a Blu-Ray Player" Is a song from Season Seventeen episode, "Titties and Dragons". It was performed by a shopper named Rick at the South Park Mall Black Friday sales event.

Background
While the shoppers were waiting for the malls doors to open for over two weeks, Channel 9 News reporter Niles Lawson, interviews a man who seems not the least bit remorseful for eating his son by singing a made-up holiday song. He claimed his family drew straws to see who would be cannibalized first, on account of their starving and not wanting to miss the chance for $20.00 Blu-Ray video player.

Lyrics
Iiii... ate my son 'fer a Blu-ray play-er With a ho ho ho and a jingle jingle jang-le My son got ate and it tasted good, ho ho jingle jingle ho ho! Ho ho jingle jing-le Jingle jingle jang-le Jingle jingle jingle ho ho!