Chinpokomon

Chinpokomon is the 11th episode of the 3rd season of South Park.

Synopsis
The new fad from Japan; Chinpokomon has took over the minds of the third grade class; and the toys are speaking of bringing down the wikipedia:American government|American government]]...

Plot
Cartman is watching the new hit show called "Chinpokomon" when he sees an advert for Chinpokomon dolls, and if you own them all you will be crowned Royal Crown Chinpoko Master. He then forces his mom to take him to the toy store.

Upon arriving there Cartman is angered to see that everyone else saw the advert and got there before him, leaving very little to buy.

At the bus stop Cartman tries to get Kenny to trade his doll for Cartman's since Kenny got the last one of Cartman's favorite. Kyle then shows up with his Cyborg Bill doll but is informed by Stan about the new fad. Kyle then rushes off home to get money to buy a doll.

At his house, Kyle asks his mom and his dad for money. Gerald then explains to him that he shouldn't follow fads, but Kyle explains if he doesn't he will be bullied. Gerald gives him enough money to get himself and Ike a doll.

At the toy shop, the owner says to Kyle he doesn't know what kids see in them, to which Kyle replies he doesn't know either. The owner then picks up a toy and it explains how the American Government must be stopped.

The shop owner then goes to Japan and speaks with the Chinpokomon creators who simply confuse him and gain his respect by telling him he has such a large penis compared to theirs.

Kyle goes to Cartman's house to see the other boys are playing the Chinpokomon video game and ask if he brought his special controller, Kyle tells them he bought a toy but they are now out of fashion, so Kyle goes to buy a controller. Kenny suddenly gets a seizure from the game.

Randy and Sharon decide to watch one of Stan's video tapes of Chinpokomon to see what it teaches, they soon discover how unusual it is and call the parents together.

Kyle shows the others his video game controller, but they ask him if he's going to the Chinpokomon camp and tell him the video game is also out of fashion. Kyle lies by saying he is going.

At the town hall, the adult residents are complaining to the Mayor about the state of the kids. Mr. Garrison explains how unruly they are in class and they talk in Japanese. The parents explain their fears over the fact that the show isn't good for the kids.

The adults try various ways to get the kids into the next fad, they show them different toys such as "Wild Wacky Action Bike" and "Alabama Man" but they prove unsuccessful.

The creators of Chinpokomon then speak to the adults and use the "large American penis" trick on the men, despite the women trying to tell them the trick.

At the Chinpokomon camp, the leaders explain the kids must bring down the American Government by bombing Pearl Harbour. The kids then march down the street towards the airfield and will not listen to the adults. The adults then realise how to get the kids off it.

Soon, the President Bill Clinton makes a public announcement on the Pearl Harbour attack but he to has been fooled by the penis trick.

At the airfield, the kids prepare to attack when the adults arrive explaining how they all Chinpokomon. The kids soon see that if the adults like it then it can't be cool. They go off it and Stan explains that they shouldn't follow fads. Kyle then says he would still be following the group by stop liking Chinpokomon and goes to attack, Stan then tells him that you should follow a group since they can help you choose things. Kyle is too confused and gets out the plane. Mr. Garrison then goes to inform others how to stop Chinpokomon.

Trivia

 * The whole episode parodies Pokemon.
 * A picture of Alabama Man could be seen in Cartman's mom's catalogue in Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery.
 * The idea of fads are reused in South Park is Gay! and Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes.