User blog:StanMarsh21/South Park Crossovers

I have been brainstorming about South Park crossovers with movies for some time now, so here is my first one.

Cast

Kenny McCormick as Jimmy Conway

Stan Marsh as Henry Hill

Kyle Broflovski as Tommy DeVito

Wendy Testaburger as Karen Hill

Eric Cartman as Paul Cicero

Plot

Stan Marsh admits, "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster," referring to his idolizing the Lucchese crime family gangsters in his blue-collar, predominantly Italian-American neighborhood in East New York, Brooklyn in 1955. Wanting to be part of something significant, Stan quits school and goes to work for them. His Irish-American father, knowing the true nature of the Mafia, tries to stop Stan after learning of his truancy, but the gangsters threaten the local postal carrier with dire consequences should he deliver any more letters from the school to Stan's house. Stan is able to make a living for himself, and learns the two most important lessons in life: "Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut," the advice given to him after being acquitted of criminal charges early in his career.

Stan is taken under the wing of the local mob capo, Eric Cartman, and his associates Kenny McCormick, who loves hijacking trucks, and Kyle Broflovski, an aggressive armed robber with a hair-trigger temper. In late 1967, they commit the Air France Robbery, marking Stan's debut into the big time. Enjoying the perks of their criminal life, they spend most of their nights at the Copacabana with countless women. Stan meets and later marries Wendy Testaburger, a Catholic girl from the Five Towns. Wendy is initially troubled by Stan's criminal activities, but is soon seduced by his glamorous lifestyle. When a neighbor assaults her for refusing his advances, Stan pistol-whips him in front of her. She feels aroused by the act, especially when Stan gives her the gun and tells her to hide it.

On June 11, 1970, Kyle (with Kenny's help) brutally beats Craig Tucker, a mobster with the Gambino crime family, for insulting him about being a shoeshine boy in his younger days. However, Craig was a made man, meaning that he could not be touched without the consent of his Gambino family bosses. Realizing that this was an offense that could get them all killed, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle need to cover up the murder. They transport the body in the trunk of Stan's car and bury it upstate. Six months later, Kenny learns that the burial site will be developed, forcing them to exhume the decomposing corpse and move it.

Stan begins to see a mistress named Bebe Stevens, setting her up in an apartment. When Wendy finds out, she goes to Bebe's apartment building to confront her, but is not let in past the front door. She then confronts Stan, points a revolver at his face, and threatens to kill both of them, demanding to know if he loves Bebe. Wendy cannot bring herself to kill him and an enraged Stan threatens Wendy with the gun and says he has bigger concerns, like being murdered on the streets. Stan goes to live in the apartment with Bebe. Cartman soon directs him to return to Wendy after completing a job for him; Stan and Kenny are sent to collect from an indebted gambler in Florida, which they succeed at after beating him. However, most of the crew are arrested after being turned in by the gambler's sister, a typist for the FBI.

In prison, Stan sells drugs to support his family on the outside. Soon after he is released in 1978, the crew commits the infamous Lufthansa heist at Idlewild Airport. Stan further establishes himself in the drug trade after seeing its high potential for profit, and convinces Kyle and Kenny to join him. This is despite Cartman's warning him to not deal in drugs. Things turn sour when the participants in the Lufthansa robbery ignore Kenny's command to not immediately buy expensive things from their share of the stolen money; Kenny has them all killed one by one. Then Kyle is killed for the murder of Craig Tucker, after being fooled into thinking that he is going to be made.

By 1980, Stan is on the cusp of making a big deal with his drug associates in Pittsburgh. A nervous wreck from his cocaine usage and lack of sleep, he runs around trying his best to get things organized. However, this does not stop him from being caught by narcotics agents and sent to jail. On his release, Wendy tells him that she flushed his hidden drugs - $60,000 worth of cocaine - down the toilet to prevent the FBI agents from finding it during their raid. Stan and his family are now virtually penniless. Cartman feels Stan betrayed him by dealing in drugs. He gives Stan $3,200 but breaks all association with him. Stan realizes he, himself is to be hit when Kenny asks him to perform a hit in Florida. Stan decides to enroll in the Witness Protection Program to protect himself and his family. Forced out of his gangster life, he now has to face living in the real world: "I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook".

Titles explain that Stan was subsequently arrested on drug charges in Seattle, Washington but has been clean since 1987. He and Wendy Testaburger are now divorced. Eric Cartman died in Fort Worth Federal Prison of respiratory illness in 1988 at 73. Kenny, as of 1990, was serving a 20-year-to-life sentence in a New York State prison.