Cat Orgy

"Cat Orgy" is the seventh episode of Season Three, and the 38th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on July 14, 1999.

Synopsis
Cartman is babysat by Shelly Marsh while his mom attends a meteor shower party. Mr. Kitty is in heat.

Plot
Cartman is playing Wild Wild West, and then starts singing a rap song when his mom calls him down. She tells him she has to go to her party and introduces his babysitter: Shelly. After his mom leaves he tells her to put the pizza his mom left him in the oven, but she hits him to his horror.

Cartman is angered by the violence Shelly displays and how she orders him around, he attempts to phone his mom but Shelly is using the phone.

Later on, Shelly's boyfriend Skyler comes round and Cartman manages to take a picture of them kissing. He goes upstairs and locks the door and ties the picture to Mr. Kitty who is in heat. She takes the picture away but Shelly manages to get the picture and Kitty runs off.

Shelly tricks Cartman to open the door and drags him downstairs. Skyler's band "The Lords of the Underworld" have arrived and are practicing music. After Shelly performs a song with the band, the band leave after taking a dislike to her.

Shelly and Skyler goes to watch the meteor shower, Cartman convinces them to let him come and watch with them. He goes but conceals a tape recorder in his shirt so he can prove Skyler was over, his previous phone call to his mom failed since she didn't believe him.

Outside, Skyler dumps Shelly after she will not let him get any physical love out of her. She is reduced to tears and Cartman reveals he caught her and that she will be caught but she doesn't care. Seeing how distraught Shelly is over Skyler he decides to help her get revenge.

Kitty has been stalking the streets looking for male cats which proves successful when she finds a group.

Cartman's plan works as he manages to lure Skyler out his house by playing a tape stating Selma Hyack is in need of help. Inside, Shelly smashes Skyler's beloved guitar and sticks it in a pile of kitty litter with the words King Turd spelled out.

At Cartman's house, Kitty has lured all the cats in and they have engaged in a cat orgy, Cartman tries to shoo them out but encounters Skyler upon opening the door. Cartman throws a box of catnip at him and the cats go mad and try to rape him.

Shelly admits she thinks Cartman is okay, and he thinks she is too proving that two people who hate each other can get along. Cartman's mom comes home to discover the house covered in mess from the cats. Shelly and Cartman blame each other for it but she is too drunk to notice. Cartman and Shelly then make up and Cartman finishes by singing his Wild Wild West song.