User:Davoo

To-do list

 * Use the trusty nose of MS word (with the help of Notepad) to sniff out and destroy as many typos and grammar-errors as we can... on all of the episode pages; start with Anal Probe and work all the way up to Crippled Summer
 * Number of episodes completed so far: 7 -- (Sarvin' Marvin is next)
 * Completed MS-word treatment on these character pages:
 * Butters, Kyle
 * Give all imageless pages images
 * Give all crappy-imaged pages better images
 * Begin hibernation from the South Park Wiki on October 6 when the new episodes begin
 * Make the spoiler warnings on episode pages more consistent
 * Make the templates for pages more interesting

Great episode categories
Are you in the mood for watching a certain kind of episode? This can help you out tremendously.


 * Here's the episodes to watch when you're thirsty for action.
 * Here are the episodes about video games for simulated laughs.
 * These are episodes that focus on one or two particular characters.
 * And these are episodes focusing on a minor character.
 * Here are all of the holiday episodes, Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and even Easter.
 * Here come the big ones! Here's the episodes about religion,
 * Environmentalism, with a side dish of animal-rights,
 * And Retarded fads!
 * Go here to see all the "episode" categories yourself, but it isn't quite as well-organized.

The Ten Commandments of not being an achievement-hogging asshole
I Thou shalt want to make the South Park Wiki a goodeth website more than getting points.

II Thou shalt not come up with retarded categories.

III Thou shalt not create giant albums of pictures that no one careth about.

IV Thou shalt not ask to be an admin all the time. Seriouslyeth.

V Thou shalt not think that putting on a friendly face and acting all niceth will make you get away with stat-whoring.

VI Thou shalt sit down and write original content for articles once and a fucking while. But still...

VII ...thou shalt admit that this Wiki is about 99% complete as it is, so there's not much more to do, which is why...

VIII ...thou shalt take long periodic breaks from activity. I personallyeth am going to go away from this site the whole seven weeks that the second half season fourteeneth is airingeth.

IX Thou shalt be honest with thyself and admit that they all have a little bit of stat-whoring inside of them.

X Thou shalt not pretend to tolerate huge stat whores that put on nice faces.

Stuff
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Graffiti wall
Hit the edit button over there and add your own graffiti on the wall below. No rules, 'cuz you're already vandalizing public property anyway, bitch!



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15 Things You Might Want To Know About Me
#1 I ripped this list off of SPfan333's page

#2 Kyle Broflovski is my favorite character. My younger brother is Canadian. Holy shit.

#3 Sharon Marsh is my least favorite character. She's just so absolutely "normal".

#4 Saddam Hussein is my favorite villan. Cartman actually would be if you think it counts.

#5 Nathan and Mimsy are my least favorite villans. I like them all, but these guys aren't great.

#6 Season 13 is my favorite season. Almost every episode is awesome.

#7 Season 1 is my least favorite season. Yeah... a real out-with-the-old, in-with-the-new mentality. I know.

#8 Fuck you is my favorite episode. No way I could pick that.

#9 Pinewood Derby is my least favorite episode. Soooo slow, soooo dumb, soooo lame.

#10 Wild Wild West Rap is my favorite South Park Song. I even surprised myself with that answer, but it's true! It's a song that's so unpopular that I actually had to make an article for it.

#11 I have no idea? is my favorite South Park Location.

#12 See above! is my least favorite South Park Location.

'''#13 My favorite of Kenny's deaths is his death in... uh... it's a tie between The Ring and Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery.'''

'''#14 My favorite quote is "Dude this is pretty fucked up right here". Stan Marsh'''

#15 My favorite page I've created is "Category:Episodes about religion".

My favorite episodes
My favorites change often, but right now it's:

Dr. Mephesto is shot? A big blizzard knocks out all the power? Stan's weak stomach can't tolerate being in a hospital? A doctor and an armless nurse have to care for dozens of people all by themselves?? Cannibalism?? Cartman's mom goes around the country sexing progressively higher-ranking politicians?!? There's SO much shit going on in this episode, and it's all fun as hell to watch.
 * Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

As a home-schooled kid, South Park never has and never will make fun of as personally as they have here. I love it!
 * Hooked on Monkey Phonics

This is their only Christmas special that really is special, and not just a regular episode. The music is all great, how can you not absolutely love Jesus and Santa singing Christmas tunes together?
 * Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Despite what I said above, THIS is still their best Christmas episode. To loosely quote what a very wise man said about this episode, you keep going through twist after twist and each one just gets funnier.
 * Woodland Critter Christmas

What can be said? The ending is the single most shocking moment in SP history.
 * Scott Tenorman Must Die

Watching Eric run around Somalia, radically misunderstanding what a modern pirate is, is... is one of the funniest things ever broadcast on television. So far, I've found no episode to be funnier.
 * Fatbeard

The top 11 most badly-snubbed characters that need to be shown more
The show has a lot of characters that only show up a few times and are never seen again, and sometimes you wish you could see them more. There's also lots of characters who are semi-important, but have been totally ignored lately. That's why I'm counting down the top 11 characters that are being snubbed by the writers of the show and need to be in more episodes. Why top 11? Because I was almost done writing this whole list when I realized I had put an extra one in there by mistake. I think you'll agree with most of this list, now read it.

#11~ Wendy
Snub Level: 4

How much she needs to be shown more: 8

She’s at the bottom of the list for being a pretty regular character. Still, I’d like at least one episode that is not only about her, but about her more personally. It seems that when she’s part of the episode, it’s more about how she reacts to other people, the story is never started by her own actions, most of the time.

#10~ Shelley
Snub Level: 5

How much she needs to be shown more: 7

Shelley was a great character, but she hasn’t gotten much to do in the last, uh, decade. They even teased us with the promise of her duking-it-out with Trent Boyett, but it never happened.

#9~ The Goth Kids
Snub Level: 5

How much they need to be shown more: 8

They were funny when they first showed up, but of course they really showcased their true darkness, coolness, funniness and screwy-in-the-headedness in the vampire episode. But they haven't gotten a single other episode since then. That is so conformist...

#8~ The Cotswolds
Snub Level: 6

How much they need to be shown more: 8

These kinds of characters have been in the show all the time, and these ones are my favorite out of all them. I know the writers keep wanting to make an episode about homeschooled kids, so just do a Monkey Phonics Part 2. Simple.

#7~ Jimmy’s parents
Snub Level: 8

How much they need to be shown more: 6

That one scene with them was clever, and I’d like to see something with them and their son, to see what it’s like taking care of a disabled kid in South Park. But this isn’t one I care too much about.

#6~ Lizzy
Snub Level: 7

How much she needs to be shown again: 7

She only did anything in Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime. But fan speculation of her makes her a very, very interesting character that I would love to see more of, if the speculation is correct. Read her page for the details.

#5~ Thomas
Snub Level: 7

How much he needs to be shown again: 8

I don’t want them to re-hash the tourette syndrome story, but I would really like to see the continuation of his friendship with Craig. Craig doesn’t like anyone else in the world--it would be interesting.

#4~ Damien
Sub Level: 7

How much he needs to be shown again: 8

What in the literal hell happened to this kid? Goofy voice, funny concept, appeared in the first season. That’s usually the formula that lands a character a major seat in the show, but Damien never, ever, ever did anything again. Not even the episodes that focus on Satan. Speaking of which, him and Saddam are honorable mentions for this list.

#3~ Mr. Derp
Snub Level: 8

How much he needs to be shown again: 9

When Chef went to get married, this guy filled-in his job at the cafeteria. He was on screen for one minute, and he kicked-ass. Of course, when Chef came back, he left. But Chef has been DEAD now for four years, and there hasn’t been a single mention of whoever it is that makes the food. I know it’s because how Hayes actually died in real life, but I think of this the exact opposite way. I think it would be disrespecting Issac if they DIDN’T move on and find his suitable replacement. I also know that whoever replaces Chef is destined to automatically suck, but that’s just the thing; Mr. Derp was funny because he is intentionally the worst “replacement” character of all time.

#2~ Kenny’s Brother and Sister
Snub Level: 9

How much they need to be shown more: 10

Hardly ever spoken a word, only appeared in the background a few times. I mean, dude, man whackadoo. They’re Kenny’s siblings. We need to know who they are!

#1~ Pip
Snub Level: THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

How much he needs to be shown more: THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

If he had been in too many episodes and had to go because of that, or if it caused anything important to happen to the story, or if it had been in one big, finale episode that was all about him, or if he had the slightest trace of douchebaggery in him that made him deserve it even a little bit, maybe it wouldn’t have made so many people mad when THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM.

South Poll
Do you really feel that editing at this Wiki is worth it? Yes No Kind of No but that doesn't stop me A lot of people said the show went downhill in 1999. Do you think that? Completely yes It's not quite as good as it was in the first three seasons Completely NO, it's only gotten better It's been about the same How many of the episodes have you seen? A few 25% 50% 75% 90-99% Aladem You might already know about this... there is a surprisingly large portion of the South Park fanbase that is... um... a little creepy. They seem to like the characters in the show a little too much, and make semi-erotic fan-art of it, which inspired me to make my avatar to mock the whole phenomenon. But what do you think of it? It's fucked up, this isn't what the show is about I love it and might be a part of it Since it's mostly young women who are into it, it's fun to watch!!!! Davoo is totally being a nooby jackass talking about people like this What fictional couple out of the ones listed would you choose to actually exist in the show? And if you hate the whole idea of fandom-based relationships, let's say you are forced to decide anyway. Stan x Kyle :| Kyle x Cartman :\ Cartman x Butters :? Butters x Kenny <,< Stan x Cartman >0< Butters x Stan x Kyle D: GODDAMNIT ANYTHING HETEROSEXUAL! Like... Cartman x Wendy. Yeah. How about one, big, giant gang bang with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Clyde, and all the other 4th grade boys, my vagina is tingling SO much right now Davoo is... Pretty damn smart A great editor Would make a good president A way better person than me