The Snuke/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * Mrs. Garrison
 * Principal Victoria
 * Mayor McDaniels
 * Barbrady
 * Police Officer
 * Bahir and his parents, the Hakeems
 * Hillary
 * Clinton Aides
 * Brian
 * Otis
 * Driver
 * CIA Agents
 * ATF Leader
 * Bush
 * Chase
 * Chris
 * EOD Leader
 * FBI Leader
 * Female Agents
 * Female Aides
 * Head Agent
 * Hildog Fan
 * CIA Leader, Mr. Thompson
 * Mr. Waters
 * Nelson
 * CIA Leader 2
 * CIA Vice Head
 * Secret Service Leader
 * Vladimir and other terrorists
 * Queen Elizabeth II
 * Captain
 * Soldier