Poor and Stupid/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * Kenny
 * Announcer
 * Chris
 * Commentator 1
 * Dale Evans
 * Dale Earnhart Jr.
 * Danica Patrick
 * Doctor
 * Driver
 * FOX 11 Anchor
 * Jeff Gordon
 * Jeff Hamill
 * Jimmie Johnson
 * Lowes Pit Boss
 * Man 1
 * Pit Crewman
 * Reporter 1
 * Reporter 2
 * Field Reporter
 * Security Guard
 * Short Man
 * Tall Man
 * Spokesman
 * Tony Kornheiser
 * Woman 1
 * Woman 2
 * Woman 3