Sexual Healing/Script

Cast

 * Tiger Woods
 * Elin Nordegren
 * Cartman
 * Stan
 * Kenny
 * Kyle
 * CDC Chairman
 * Experts 1-9
 * Butters
 * Doctor Tonton
 * Reporters 1-2
 * Randy Marsh
 * Carol McCormick
 * Priest
 * Commentator
 * Therapist
 * David Letterman
 * Bill Clinton
 * Charlie Sheen
 * David Duchovny
 * Ben Roethlisberger
 * Michael Douglas
 * Barack Obama
 * SWAT officers 1-5
 * Expert 10
 * News 4 Reporter
 * Secret Service Agent
 * Expert 11