Miles Standish

Miles Standish is an alien from the planet Plymouth, who came to Earth, or rather sent to Earth, against his will, by The Indians, another alien race. Miles is the captain of his people's army. Miles arrives on Earth and is hit by Natalie Portman while she drives her car. Miles goes to Kyle's house to ask what he should do, believing he is able to send him back to Plymouth, due to The History Channel saying he thought all of this would happen. Miles kills David Runninghorse Sewinski, believing he is an Indian, by stuffing a glowing blue energy ball in his mouth, killing. Apparently, if he had been Indian, he would have survived.

When in Natalie Portman's trailer, Miles sees Kyle upset, saying that Kyle almost looks like a, " Puritan lady, whosth period hasth stopped. ". Miles confronts The History Channel when they appear, saying he must return home. Miles makes it home in time to save his people and Thanksgiving.

Trivia
 * Miles is depended on by his people and planet, so much so, that if he disappears, they will lose their planet to The Indians, who use onlly bow and arrows ( Or at least shown to. ).
 * Miles being needed to save his planet, despite their advanced and deadly technology, could mean that, as the leader of his people's army, that those weapons can only be activated by him, or at be used correctly by him.