You Got F'd in the A/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * The Goth Kids
 * Mercedes
 * Porsche
 * Maury
 * Yao
 * The OC kids
 * The OC kids coach
 * Chef
 * Randy
 * Sharon
 * Linda
 * A rancher
 * Jeffy
 * OC adults
 * Townsfolk
 * Spectators
 * Skeeter
 * Dr. Doctor
 * A nurse
 * Jimbo
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Tap Dance and Street Dance finals announcers
 * MC
 * Lil' Kim

Script
{|class="wikitable" border="1" width="100%" ! !Cartman: !Kyle: !Stan: !Kyle: !Boombox: Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me! Let's see you...! Let's see you...! Let's see you...! Let's see you...! Daaance, sucka!
 * style="background:#C0C0C0;"|(A parking lot somewhere in South Park, day. The boys are playing with motorized toy cars)
 * Dude, these little remote-controlled cars are kickass. (a car goes up a ramp and jumps off)
 * Sweet. I made mine go off the jump. (Stan's car is uncooperative)
 * Dude, my car sucks. I gotta get a new one. (some kids come up behind Stan)
 * Hey, who are those kids? (Stan and Cartman turn to see. The crew of five approach and stop. Their leader, dressed in grays, steps forth with his boombox and sets it down, presses "Play," and steps back into the crew. A rap begins to play and the crew begins to dance)
 * Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me!

(brief instrumental)

Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me! Let's see you daaance, sucka! You've got nothin' on me! Let's see you daaance- !OC Leader:
 * [wearing Lil Shiit cap] Yeah, how you like that y'all! (Stan and his friends merely look on)