Wendy's Audition Song

Wendy's Cunt Song was a song written by Wendy Testaburger and performed in the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" as an audition for becoming the fifth member of the boy band Fingerbang. Wendy was accepted into the group because of the song.

Lyrics
Mrs. Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok,

Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big

Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit,

And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like

Shitzus make good house pets, they're cuddly and sweet,

Monkeys aren't good to have, 'cos they like to beat their

Meeting in the office, a meeting in the hall,

the boss he wants to see you, so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Alan Funt,

Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's cuz she's a

Contaminated water, can really make you sick,

your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your

Dictate what im saying, 'cos it will bring you luck,

and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!