User:Jackstanbrah/Sandbox

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This is Jackstanbrah's Sandbox.

Upcoming Name Changes

 * Annie Knitts = Annie Nelson
 * Doctor Gouache = Dr. Horatio Gauche

Human Kite

 * "Time to fly."
 * "Forecast: 100% chance of kite attack."
 * "Who needs to get lasered?"
 * "It's getting windy in here."
 * "It's a bird, it's a kite, it's Human Kite!"
 * "It's kite flying time."
 * "Lasers online."
 * "Never fear, Kite's here!"
 * "Strength... returning."
 * "Kite Ward!"
 * "Got ya!"
 * "Back in business."
 * "Pew."
 * "Hmmm. Well, hard to go wrong with lasers...
 * "When in doubt, punch something really hard."
 * "Don't overthink it Butthole, follow your heart."
 * "New Kid, I like way you punch."
 * "New Kid's gonna kick your ass, Freedom Pals!"

Super Craig

 * "It's Craig time, I mean Super Craig time."
 * "Get excited."
 * "Suck on this."
 * "Come and get me dick."
 * "Here I go."
 * "Hmm, what superhero shit should I do?"
 * "Alright my turn."

Mysterion

 * "If I'm not your worst nightmare... I aspire to be."
 * "Another thing I like about Freedom Pals is we take our god damned turns."
 * "I... can't... die. But you can!"
 * "This is my time."
 * "... I... can't... be defeated."

Tupperware

 * "Maybe that'll knock some sense it to you!"
 * "You'll have to do more than that to get through my Tupper-shielding!"
 * "Targeting systems online."
 * "Attack maneuver initialized!"
 * "Protect the innocent, uphold the law."
 * "Woo! Shake it off."
 * "Time for the tupperware party."
 * "Ka-bam!"
 * "I'm good, I'm good."
 * "Target acquired."
 * "Tupperware, keeping it fresh."
 * "Vector calculations complete, attack sequence engaged."
 * "Tupperware, activate!"

Wonder Tweek

 * "Bringing the thunder."
 * "Bring down the lightning."
 * "Here comes a shock."
 * "I call upon my storms to punish you."
 * Time to chill out!"
 * "Freeze!"
 * "I will punish you."
 * "There's a storm coming."
 * "Supreme thunder!"
 * "I'll put you on ice!"

Captain Diabetes

 * "Insulin Shock!"
 * "You've got this, Butthole!"
 * "Hell yes!"
 * "Butthole's busting some butts!"
 * "Back off!"
 * "Insulin flows through me!"
 * "Leave our friend alone, fiend!"
 * "Hah! These guys are no match for us!"
 * "Diabetic Rage!"
 * "Diabetes Rage!"
 * "Nice one, New Kid!"
 * "I'm not responsible for what happens next!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Take this!"
 * "Time to crash!"
 * "The nerve of that villain!"
 * "Sugar Rush!"
 * "Sugar Ruuuuuuussh!"
 * "Diabetes coming through!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Oh, shit!"
 * "Smash!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Upsy-daisy!"
 * "Surf's up!"
 * "Well struck, combatant! But Diabetes will prevail!"
 * "Maybe we can be pals after you check out of the E.R..."
 * "Don't you know how to read a room? Next time leave before things get awkward."
 * "Say, you've put on some weight."
 * "You're no match for Captain Diabetes and his trusty Sidekick!"
 * "Watch and learn, Sidekick!"
 * "You can't stand up to my trusty Sidekick!"
 * "Nice form, Sidekick! Direct, and no nonsense.
 * "Stand back, Sidekick! I'll take care of this!"
 * "Well struck, Sidekick!"
 * "That's my Sidekick!"
 * "Take them down, Sidekick!"
 * "I'll hold them off, Sidekick!"
 * "Get them, Sidekick!"
 * "That's it, Sidekick!"
 * "Go on Sidekick! Kick their ass!"
 * "Hey! Didn't your parents teach you not to hit strippers?"
 * "Give up, stinky man. It's two against one now!"
 * "Let's hear you complain about your lap-dance now!"

Top 50 characters, ranked by speaking appearances in episodes.
Speaking Appearances

THE BOYS

1. Cartman - 265

2. Kyle - 264

3. Stan - 263

4. Butters - 187

5. Kenny - 179

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

6. Mr. Garrison - 152

7. Randy - 150

8. Mr. Mackey - 104

9. Sharon - 104

10. Gerald - 102

11. Clyde - 101

12. Sheila - 97

13. Liane - 89

14. Stephen - 81

15. Craig - 79

16. Jimmy - 71

17. Jimbo - 67

18. Token - 59

19. Principal Victoria - 57

20. Chef - 55

RECURRING CHARACTERS

21. Wendy - 54

22. Officer Barbrady - 50

23. Mayor McDaniels - 48

24. Ike - 44

25. Linda - 43

26. Bebe - 38

27. Stuart - 32

28. Timmy - 31

29. Shelly - 31

30. Sgt. Yates - 27

31. Dr. Gouache - 23

32. Phillip - 23

33. Terrance - 22

34. Jesus - 22

35. Tweek - 22

MINOR CHARACTERS

36. Mrs. McCormick - 21

37. Father Maxi - 21

38. Red - 21

39. Ned - 17

40. Skeeter - 16

41. PC Principal - 15

42. Mr. Slave - 15

43. Pip - 14

44. Heidi - 14

45. Ms. Choksondik - 13

46. Ms. Crabtree - 12

47. Pete (Goth Kid) - 11

48. Michael (Goth Kid) - 11

49. Tuong Lu Kim - 11

50. Mr. Adler - 11

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