Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Jesus
 * God
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Randy and Sharon Marsh
 * Stuart and Ms. McCormick
 * Gerald Broflovski
 * Miss Aliton
 * Craig Netzel, field reporter
 * Tom, news anchor
 * Chef
 * Dr. Mephesto
 * Dr. Doctor
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Ike
 * Radio announcer
 * Jimbo
 * Fr. Maxi
 * Skeeter
 * Rod Stewart
 * Nurse
 * Agent