Wendy Testaburger

Gwendolyn "Wendy" Testaburger is a character in the animated series South Park. She has had three voices during the series' run: Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider and Mona Marshall.

Appearance
She has an unconventional fashion sense. She wears a pink beret, a light purple jacket with a dark blue collar, and a yellow skirt underneath. Under her jacket she was shown to wear a light purple tank-top in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". Sometimes she wears trousers instead of a skirt (It usually depends on the episode.) She also wears dark blue mittens or gloves. Underneath her beret is a head of black hair with bangs. Wendy's character is based on a former love interest of South Park creator Trey Parker. Her name is said to be based on "Wendy Westaburger", the wife of a friend of Matt Stone's.

Stan Marsh
For the first seven seasons of the series, Wendy was most well-known as Stan Marsh's girlfriend. He was revealed in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" to have been attracted to her for some time already, and she had apparently felt the same way for him. The main thing that used to get in their way was the fact that Stan constantly threw up on her, especially whenever they tried to kiss. Wendy still stayed with him, though, and got extremely jealous and angry at anyone and anything which got in their way (she paid a bunch of Iraqui agents to kill the substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen, in the episode "Tom's Rhinoplasty" because Stan had fallen for her, and she even insulted Bebe in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" after Stan became drawn to Bebe's developing breasts). Later on in the series, their relationship didn't seem as strong, and at times seemed strained. On Stan's part, though, it may be because he was too busy to pay attention to her. She officially broke up with him in the episode, "Raisins"; the only reason given was that she wanted to date Token.

Even after she had broken up with him, he still showed feelings for her, and in "Follow That Egg!", he tried desperately to impress her, and grew jealous of Kyle because he was working with Wendy on the egg science project. Wendy also showed feelings for Stan at the end of the episode - it was not only clear that she missed Stan, but that she felt guilty for dumping him, and was taking it as hard as he did. However, rather than take her back when she appealed to him, he acted proudly and said "As if I give a crap about what you think, Wendy", before leaving.

When asked in an interview if Wendy and Stan would ever get back together again, Matt Stone said that their love was written in the stars, but the world conspires to keep them apart. He said it was possible they would get back together, though.

Gregory of Yardale
Even while she was still dating Stan, Wendy would grow temporarily attracted to other boys. In the movie: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, she had what seemed to be a crush on a newcomer named Gregory. She apparently liked him because he was very political, and shared many of her liberal opinions. However, when he started acting snobbishly and mildly competitive towards Stan, she saw how arrogant and proud he could be, and went back for Stan at the end of the film. She told Stan she had never really liked Gregory, and even said, "Fuck Gregory! Fuck him right in the ear!". Gregory was never seen again.

Eric Cartman
Wendy is one of the stronger examples of an Eric Cartman hater, but in the season 4 episode, "Chef Goes Nanners", she got a temproary crush on him while they were working together on the flag debate. She even dreamt of herself and Cartman falling in love together in a meadow. Frightened by these feelings, she consulted Bebe for help on the matter, and Bebe told her that it was probably just sexual tension caused by working for so long beside him. Upon her advice, Wendy passionately kiseed Cartman at the presentation the next day. After that, she lost all her feelings for him, except the old hatred.

Token Black
After Wendy broke up with Stan, she began dating Token Black. However, this relationship didn't seem to have lasted for very long, as Token was seen with other girls at Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore", and Wendy was eager for Stan to take her back in "Follow That Egg!"

Family
From what has been seen of the Testaburger family, Wendy has a mother and a father. She seems to be a Daddy's little girl, as she uses her charm and smarts to get her Dad to help her in Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset. He also cares very much for her, but gets caught up in the idea of little girls dressing like little whores. He then suggests that Wendy give it a try. His heart's in the right place, though. Her mother seems to be very concious about her daughter's age, as she thought she was too young for breast implants in Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society. Mrs. Testaburger is revealed to be the City Planner in Night of the Living Homeless.

The Testaburgers are probably of German or Slavic descent.

Bebe Stevens
Wendy's best friend is a blonde-haired girl named Bebe Stevens. Bebe helped Wendy to dispose of Miss Ellen, the substitute teacher, because Wendy thought that she was trying to take Stan away from her. (It aspires that Miss Ellen was actually a lesbian, though Wendy and the others didn't know what a lesbian was.) In return, Wendy helped Bebe to win Kyle over in "Clubhouses" (though it didn't work out.)

Though they seem to be very close friends, in the season 6 episode "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Wendy grew jealous of Bebe because she had won the hearts of all the boys (including Stan). Wendy was not the only one, though, as she was insulting Bebe behind her back with several other girls (but Bebe actually overheard a lot of it.) Finally, despite her mother's concerns, she got breast implants because of her jealousy towards Bebe's developing breasts. In another episode, Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, it was Bebe who abandoned Wendy, because she wasn't enough of a Stupid Spoiled Whore. Despite all this, they still hang out with each other.

The Other Girls
Like Stan tends to act as the leader of the male student population, Wendy acts as the leader of the female population. The other girls look up to her as their voice of reason, though on some occasions, they ignore her logical and liberal statements and suggestions.

Music
She became the 5th member of Cartman's boy band Fingerbang - after wowing the boys with a song, similar to the popular euphemistic Miss Susie rhyme. The lyrics to the song are as follows:


 * "Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked food in a wok!
 * Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
 * Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
 * And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
 * Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
 * Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
 * Meeting in the office, or meeting in the hall!
 * The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his
 * Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
 * Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
 * Contaminated water can really make you sick!
 * Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
 * Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
 * And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!"

Episodes where Wendy plays an important part

 * Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 * Weight Gain 4000
 * Pink Eye
 * Tom's Rhinoplasty
 * Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
 * Clubhouses
 * Chef Goes Nanners
 * Something You Can Do with Your Finger
 * Proper Condom Use
 * Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
 * Raisins
 * Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
 * Follow that Egg!