Sexual Healing

Sexual Healing is about the people thinking that a wizard alien is the cause of every one being addicted to sex. Kyle and Butters are accused of being sex addicts. Tiger Woods is the first to say the he is a sex addict. The video game companies made a new golf game in which every male are sex addicts which them get into fights. Cartman and Stan really like the game. President Obama starts a team to go find the wizard alien and kill it. When they find the alien they get Kyle and Butters to kill it with rifles. When the alien dies, every male thinks that they feel the sex addiction going away. Most notably David Letterman. Kyle and Butters are given medals and when asked how they feel Kyle says he is fine and Butters doesn't want to see Bush again. Then they go on to say that when celebrities have sex with multiple girls, it's not because guys are like that, it's because some wizard alien has cast his horrible spell. Woods gives a speech saying that it's good that the sex addiction is gone and that he can be faithful to his wife. He also states that his wife won't have to get revenge by sleeping with a bunch of guys (at which point his wife looks at him and says nothing, implying that she will sleep with other guys) and that he will return to golf. The end of the episode shows Cartman and Stan playing a new golf game and it has Woods back and it's just normal golf. Cartman gets made and says "Where's all the fighting?" and leaves saying golf is boring again and Stan agrees saying yeah.