A Million Little Fibers/Script

Cast

 * Mr. Steven McTowelie
 * Joint
 * Oprah Winfrey
 * Oprah's Aides
 * Mingie and Gary, Oprah's private parts.
 * Book Publishers
 * Oprah Audience Members/Fans/Hostages
 * Waiter Chris
 * Head Waiter
 * Diner
 * Butler Dimitri
 * Geraldo Rivera
 * Larry King
 * White Protesters
 * Latino Protesters
 * Chicago Police Officer
 * Chicago SWAT Officers
 * Lt. Nelson
 * O'Reilly
 * Detective