La Resistance (Organization)

La Resistance is a formerly secret organization, from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

Members

 * Gregory (leader)


 * Stan Marsh (co-founder)


 * Kyle Broflovski (co-founder)


 * Eric Cartman (co-founder)


 * Butters Stotch (flag holder)


 * The Mole (mercenary)


 * Wendy Testaburger


 * Bebe Stevens


 * Clyde Donovan


 * Craig Tucker


 * Francis


 * Token Black


 * Bill, Terrance and Fosse


 * Dog Poo


 * Jason


 * Rebecca


 * Flower (M.A.C spy in deleted scenes)


 * Kevin C.


 * Bradley


 * Heidi Turner


 * Anne Polk


 * Millie


 * Esther

Presumed Members

 * Kenny McCormick


 * Tweek Tweak


 * Phillip "Pip" Pirrip


 * Damien

Former members

 * Jake (left because there was no juice or cookies)


 * Kelly (left for the same reason as Jake)

History
When Stan, Kyle, and Cartman realize that their parents are getting out of control, they form this organization with inspiration in the form of champion figure-skater, Brian Boitano.

To Stan's dismay, Gregory actually seems to perfect "La Resistance", and even sings a beautifully inspiring musical number, (though the boys are admittedly disturbed by the gruesome acts of torture that Gregory claims their parents will do to them if they interfere; i.e. skinning them alive, burning them to death, or cutting off their penises and feeding them to pigs) in which he states that even though they may all die, what they stand for will live on forever.

When the boys try to save Terrance and Phillip, they are caught and The mole, a mercenary, is killed. Kenny's ghost appears and warns Cartman that they are running out of time, and that Satan and Saddam Hussein will arrive and plunge the world into eternal darkness. This warning fails, and Terrance and Phillip are killed, and Satan, Saddam, Kenny and multitudes of demons appear and attack people, but Cartman's filthy mouth enables him to weaken Saddam, and Kenny manages to get Satan to finish him off. The grateful devil grants Kenny's wish that everything was back to normal, and Kenny removes his hood to say a clear goodbye to his friends.