Operation Cannot Possibly Fail

Operation Cannot Possibly Fail is an operation devised by Eric Cartman in the Season Eleven episode The List.

The objective is to steal 'The List' from Nelly when she is walking from Home Economics to Social Studies. As she goes through Hallway 3 Craig will be ready with a distraction device which will cause Nelly to turn to him, at this point Butters will kick Nelly in the balls.

The plan worked up until the point where Butters kicked her in the balls. What they hadn't realised was that girls do not have balls or any male genitalia whatsoever resulting in a failure with a very bruised and beaten Butters and a lesson learnt by them all - primarily that girls do not have balls.

Cartman draws up a new plan entitled 'Operation Cannot Possible Fail: A Second Time.'