Eat, Pray, Queef

"Eat, Pray, Queef" is the fourth episode of the 13th season (episode 1304) and the 184th overall episode of South Park. It aired on April 1st, 2009.

Synopsis
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

Plot
After school the fourth grade class rushes out from their classrooms talking. Cartman is glad the day is over. Wendy walks up to Stan and asks if he wants to study together. Stan refuses, stating that today is the day that part two of Terrance and Phillip will be showing, revealing who Phillip farted on to get out of jail. Rebecca states that farting is just plain dumb. Cartman states that it isn't dumb because Phillip farted very hard on someone's face. Bebe asks why boys think farts are so funny. Cartman then farts in a girl's face. All of the boys begin laughing, Butters is hysterical. Kyle says that they have to go, so the boys leave.

At Cartman's house, all of the boys are ready to watch Terrence and Phillip on the Canada Channel. A narrator for Terrence and Phillip state what happened last episode. The boys are excited when suddenly the narrator announces the show will not be airing due to an April Fools Day joke by instead airing The Queef Sisters. The boys are disgusted, as are Terrence and Phillip, who are angry with the Canadien head of networking. Terrence and Phillip state that queefs are sick. The head interjects by stating that they think farts are funny, so why not queefs? Terrence states that babies come from the vagina, and queefs shouldn't.

At school the next day, Cartman is arguing with the Canadien head of networking, asking why did the Queef sisters air and not Terrence and Phillip. Cartman thinks it is gross as do the rest of the boys. Clyde states that he vomited on his way home. The girls come along and ask what wrong. The boys angrily reply that Terrence and Phillip didn't show but the Queef Sisters, who queef on people. Bebe asks that if farts are funny why are queefs gross. The girls walk away Annie Polk asks what a queef is, which is an air expulsion from the vagina, similar to a fart, which comes from the anus. Rebecca says that a girl can make herself queef whenever she wants to. Wendy says she has an idea. The boys are dictating a letter against the Queef Sisters, when the girls show up. The queefing girl comes up and queefs in Butters's face. The boys are shocked and Butters freaks out and runs home crying, which his father notices.

Randy receives a phome call from the Stoches explaining the incident. When Randy tells Sharon what happened, she does not care. Randy goes to Stan's room to console him. Randy promises that nothing bad like this will happen again. When Mr. Mackey tells what happened to the assembled parents, all of the fathers in the crowd talk angrily. Principal Victoria defends her gender by stating that a boy comes to her office once a week for farting in a girl's face. The fathers do not care, but the mothers begin yelling.

On Regis and Kelly, The Queef Sisters are guests. The male members of the audience are disgusted, but the women cheer. The Queef sisters have even written a book intitled "Eat, Pray, Queef". Kelly queefs loudly prompting Regis to run off angrily. Terrence and Phillip are fired because Queef Sisters ratings are through the roof. On Martha Stewart, Martha explains that queefing can be decorated with paper shapes and glitter. When she queefs, glitter sparkles out of her vagina.

At the Marsh house, Sharon queefs. Stan and Randy are disgusted, but Shelley Marsh and Sharon simply laugh. Randy and Stan leave but Sharon is angered because of Randy's low tolerance to queefs. Sharon explains that her friend had a baby boy where it farted in the womb but the air came out as a queef. Randy and Stan are angry, even though during mentions of the word fart they laughed. Randy declares the line is when the air comes out of a vagina, and he and Stan leave.

At the home of the Queef Sisters, Terrence and Phillip intrude and try to kill the Sisters, ironically pointing out that the Sisters have reduced Canada to toilet humor. The Sisters then say that they are their idols. Strangely, Terrence and Phillip fall in love with the Sisters. Terrence and Phillip take the Queef Sisters to Canadien wineries. When the Queef Sisters queef they laugh but Terrence and Phillip are disgusted and vice versa.

At Butters's house, the boys give a present to Butters and assure him that men are stepping up to fight against queefs.At the Colorado State Department the boys and their fathers try to convince the court that queefing is wrong. The male representatives listen thoughtfully, but the women do not care. The boys testify and Randy tells between why farts are funny and queefs aren't. Randy states that men name their farts depending on their sound. The women say that they do the same and prove it. The women eventually release a clip they intitle "Road Warrior" which sounds like Mel Gibson. The men are sickened.

Terrence and Phillip are having sex with the Queef Sisters, when they start fighting because of queefing. Terrence and Phillip reconcile with the Queef Sisters and have sex again.

Randy steps out of his home to see the newspaper reading " Queefs Banned ". Stan and Randy are joyful, but Sharon and Shelley are are saddened. Sharon gives a speech about why women queefed, which was women having fun for once to meke men feel uncomfortable. But the men couldn't let the women have their moment and continued to see women as a lower class. Sharon and Shelley leave the room sobbing. Stan and Randy finally understand and admit that women cared too. Stan and Randy gather up the men and boys in the town and release a song to apologize to the women for queefing entitled Queef Free.

In Canada, Terrence and Phillip are marrying the Queef Sisters. They then start farting and queefing all over prompting the judge to leave and announce them "Farts and Queefs".

Continuity

 * The large Canadian TV Network boss previously appeared in Cartoon Wars Part II.
 * This is the fourth time that the 'Will not be shown' twist has been used.
 * Mr. Guermo, from Elementary School Musical, appears in the recording studio.
 * First time Dr. Alphonse Mephisto has been seen on the show since Cartman Joins NAMBLA, he appears in the recording studio along with Mr. Guermo.
 * The majority of the male parents, including Gerald Broflovski and Randy Marsh, have sung before in City on the Edge of Forever, although this was in a dream that Stan had.

Trivia

 * In this episode we find out that the curly light blond haired girl is called Annie, and not Anne as previously stated.
 * Grampa Marsh is missing from the dinner table.
 * The incident of the Terrance & Philip show not airing is parallel to the South Park episode "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" in the real world, in that both were replaced on April Fools Day, disappointing the viewers.
 * The 'Queef Free' video is remiscent of the We Are The World charity video.