With Apologies to Jesse Jackson/Script

Cast:
Stan Kyle Cartman Token Butters Craig Principal Victoria Mr. Mackey Randy and Sharon Marsh Steven Stotch Jimbo Kern Announcer Pat Sajak Jesse Jackson Brian, Jesse Jackson's cameraman Laugh Factory Comedian Man 2, at the Laugh Factory Man 3, on the sidewalk Black Man in convention audience Rednecks - Skeeter, driver, and passenger Michael Richards Mark Fuhrman Scott, an N-word guy U.S. Senators Mr. Nelson Woman at the gym Convenience Store Clerk Three Kids Field Reporter