The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script

Script
{|class="wikitable" border="1" width="100%" !Announcer: !Jimbo: !Ned: !Jimbo: !Ned: !Jimbo: !Jimbo (voiceover): !Jimbo (footage*): !Ned*: !Jimbo*: !Jimbo: !Ned: !Jimbo:
 * And now back to Huntin' and Killin' with South Park's favourite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!
 * I'm Jimbo Kern and this here is Ned. Say hi, Ned.
 * Hi, Ned.
 * Argh-ha-ha-ha! Now isn't that great? [Cameraman give a thumbs up] We have a terrific show for you today: we're gonna kill some elk and we're gonna kill some mountain goats. Now, the new law passed by Colorado legislature which Ned and I call Pussy Law #4, states that we can no longer kill animals in defence. In other words, our old line of, "It's comin' right for us"...
 * It's coming right for us.
 * ...no longer works. So now, we only kill animals to, quote, "thin out their numbers". If we don't hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see? We have to kill animals or else they'll die. [long pause of silence] Uh, so roll the tape.
 * Here we are Schaeffer's Crossing, looking for some animals.
 * bgcolor="white"|Lookie, Ned, there's some deers! Quick, Ned, thin at their numbers!
 * bgcolor="white"|Thin at their numbers!
 * bgcolor="white"|God work, Ned; now they won't starve. [Back to the show]
 * That sure was a great hunting trip. We saved those deer from extinction.
 * We're environmentalists.
 * Coming up next, we're going to drop some napalm on an unsuspecting family of beavers, and also try to "thin out their numbers" of some endangered species.