Douche and Turd/Script

Cast:

Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Butters Bebe Mandy Clyde Red Wendy Jimmy PETA members Mr. Garrison Mr. Mackey Randy, Sharon, and Shelley Marsh Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich, and Mooey, the South Park Elementary mascot Puff Daddy and his posse of bodyguards Principal Victoria Mayor McDaniels Jim Lehrer Ostrich-baby