Dead Celebrities/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Ike
 * An officer
 * Announcer
 * Dr. Carroll
 * Dr. Land
 * Dr. Phillips
 * Flight Attendant
 * Man 1
 * Man 2
 * TAPS (Jason, Grant, Kris, and another member)
 * The Tiny Miss Pageant Judge, Contestants and their Moms
 * Brandy's Mom
 * Jessica's Mom
 * Heidi and her Mom
 * Kylie and her Mom
 * Lady Judge
 * MC
 * The Dead Celebrities and the Purgatorial Plane
 * Bea Arthur
 * Billy Mays
 * David Carradine
 * DJ AM
 * Ed McMahon
 * Farrah Fawcett
 * Michael Jackson
 * Patrick Swayze
 * Walter Cronkite
 * Celebrity 1 (voice only)
 * Celebrity 2 (voice only)