Talk:Kyle's Mom's a Bitch/@comment-37856678-20190619130041

"Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was"

Now I'm Dutch, but I never could catch that from listening to the song. Of course, Dutch is hard to pronounce and especially at the speed ths song was song, but I always believed this to be "fake-Dutch", actually I believed all the non-English languages to be fake.

Literal translation (English Grammar be damned): She is a stupid cunt woman, if there somebody a cunt woman was. In a more correct grammar: She's a stupid bitch, if somebody was a bitch. (Please note that "wijf", although its pronunciation comes close to the English word "wife", is mostly used in an insulting manner, even though it only means "woman". If you want Dutch women to be your friends, avoid that word).

Actually that Dutch sentence hardly makes sense, particularly the second sub-sentence.... When you say "Als er iemand een  was", something more is expected... "If somebody was a bitch THEN " so to speak....

Although the official translation of the word "bitch" is "teef" in Dutch, although officially it only refers to female dogs. It is sometimes used on human women, but that is considered beyond any imaginable scope of rudeness, and implies something even worse than what Cartman was implying. If a Dutch uses the word "teef" in reference to a human woman, it's very clear that person is very extremely angry, with that particular woman (to the point he/she hardly regards her as a person anymore).

I'm not quite sure about the French translation, though. "Chienne" refers to a dog, so she's the biggest dog in the world. Of course, my mastery over the French language is terrible at best, but I would think Google Translate or a similar tool was used to come up with these translations.