User blog:JoeyPknowsalotaboutthat/re. Sarcastaball

Hi guys, my name is Joey, I am 15 years old, and I live in Vladivostok, Russia. I am here to talk about a real incident that happened at my school. Please read if you have the time.

So many boys at my school like to play violent video games, even when they are too young to do so, and a few are even watching South Park, when it has been blocked in our country. I tried to do so once but then I decided to stop. There is this one boy named Sasha Primerov who likes to get into trouble. One day, he told me that he watches South Park. I told him that he shouldn't be doing that. Sasha kept getting into more trouble, for example, he once stuck a ruler in the heater on a cold winter day in January, giving him a detention (something tells me he got that from the episode Pre-School). But things didn't turn around. Sasha started talking repeatedly about his girlfriend, whom he claims is his  eighth so far  (seriously?!?). He was saying silly jokes about kissing her, her giving him herpes, and him coughing on her face (the latter caused him to get sent out of his class). The worst thing Sasha ever said was in the Cafeteria. While he was in line behind me, I heard him claiming that he had a «wet dream» where he wet his pants, but he is obviously refering to seminal emissions. Worst of all, he was talking about how he collected it and threw it into a pool. I knew at that moment that he got the concept from an episode of South Park: Sarcastaball. The next day, Sasha got into very big trouble, and his teacher was yelling at him, saying: «You little kid! What do you think you are saying! That is very disgusting and inappropriate! Tell me right now; where did you learn that garbage!» I told the teacher that he got the concept from the South Park episode, and the teacher said: «It is sad that many people think that people should be entertained by these filthy tings.» Prior to the incidents involving Sasha, the school was planning to set up a special assembly against students creating memes out of their classmates and teachers, viewing pornographic and unsuitable content, and watching South Park.

Thank you for reading, and if you can, please share down your opinions. Nick jr: Not a smart place to play! AKA Joey P. knows a lot about that! ([http://space-cheetahs.wikia.com/wiki/Message_Wall:I_hate_baby_shows 05:21, November 22, 2017 (UTC)