A Very Crappy Christmas/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Ike
 * Sheila and Gerald Broflovski
 * Mr. Hankey and Autumn, and their nuggets Cornwallis, Amber, and Simon
 * Red Harris
 * Mayor McDaniels and Johnson
 * Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Snoopy
 * Butters
 * Sound Man
 * Sharon, Randy, and Grandpa Marsh
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Ms. Choksondik
 * News Anchor
 * Various Townfolk