Eric Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman, better known as Cartman by the boys, fans, and others, voiced by Trey Parker, is one of the five main and well-known characters of South Park along with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and in later seasons, Butters. He is a very popular and well-known South Park character, and has become an international celebrity around the world. Most of the time, he is the show's primary antagonist, but sometimes a hero. Eric was the first one of the boys to be shown without his hat as seen hat-less in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!". Cartman's birthday is disputed. Using the evidence of the episode "Damien", his birthday is thought to be on February 7th for the episode's original airdate was on Wednesday, February 4th, and Cartman had said his birthday was on Saturday. However, the official South Park Calendar lists Cartman's birthday as July 1st. He also weighs 90 pounds (41 kg) as of the episode "Weight Gain 4000".

Appearance
Cartman wears a red jacket, yellow gloves (or mittens) and a blue hat with a yellow puff ball on top, brown pants, black shoes, and white socks (as seen in the episode "Super Fun Time"). He sometimes wears a green t-shirt with a bear picture on under his jacket, a white tank top, and sometimes a dark red t-shirt. He has medium-brown hair, which is always dyed black when he is dressed up as Hitler, and a double-chin. Cartman is overweight, but always denies it by saying "I'm not fat. I'm just big boned." in early seasons, or some variation thereof. However, as seen in the episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" and "Cartmanland", his weight problem may in truth be genetic and runs in the family as seen by the fact that with the exception of his mother and another woman, his entire family is extremely overweight. But in "Fat Camp", when he tells his mother talk about how he's big boned and such, she says "Those were all lies, sweetie, you're just fat." From the episode "Tsst" onward, he is slightly thinner, but this does not affect anything but his appearance itself. According to drawings of him, he has either brown or hazel eyes. However according to actions taken in "The Succubus", after getting an eye transplant from a dead Kenny, he should have Kenny's blue eyes, not brown ones. However, due to Kenny's constant death and resurrection, Cartman's eyes may be his own once again.

Concept and Creation
According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. But then they came up with the idea that it might be allowed if the character were an animated nine (formerly eight) year-old boy living in the mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Thus, Cartman was born.

Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name is derived from German war-pilot Erich Hartmann (which would reflect his love of Hitler and the Nazis), Trey and Matt confirmed in an online interview that Cartman's name is based on someone with the surname "Carpman". Trey Parker and Matt Stone have repeatedly stated that Cartman is their ultimate favorite of all the characters in the show. Although Cartman is initially modeled after Archie Bunker, Toni Johnson-Woods, author of Blame Canada: South Park and Contemporary Culture, says that she believes Cartman also draws parallels to Jackie Gleason of The Honeymooners, and Fred Flinstone.

Personality
Cartman is a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, dim-witted, rude, widely insecure, hypocritical, delusional, sadistic, corrupt, and manipulative child. The very dark, often disturbing undertones to his personality often hint at an extreme mental imbalance. Apart from being portrayed as having a general lack of moral responsibility or social conscience, he also seems to express schadenfreude, a German word (ironically), which means taking pleasure from others' misfortune, and is generally unable to show empathy, although there have been exceptions, such as in "How to Eat with Your Butt". This has been parodied as well, in the cliché of a typical villain becoming benevolent. In these episodes, he usually convinces Kyle that he has good intentions, such as in the "Cartoon Wars" two-parter, where Cartman appears to Kyle that he is concerned about people's safety at the beginning, but it is later shown to only have been doing it to get a show he hated off the air. In the "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and "Probably" two-parter, Kyle, and many others, fall for Cartman's apparently "good intentions" for trying to prevent the children of South Park from going to hell, but as we find out later, he only did it so he could get money. And in "Kenny Dies", where he is distraught at Kenny's impending death, leading Kyle to console him, and later when his supposedly real motives were revealed, knowing how Cartman typically is, Kyle promptly fights him in Kenny's defense (although Cartman was genuinely distraught over Kenny's illness before and after he learns that he can benefit from it and the end of the episode clearly shows that Cartman went through Congress for Kenny and that he just doesn't have a healthy way of dealing with the death of his friend).

Cartman can, on rare occasions, show compassion towards cats, as in "Major Boobage" where he hides cats from the authorities in his attic

In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Kyle sums up Cartman's character, calling him a "fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulative sociopath". He is also constantly shown to harass and bully people at his school, and as a result many people in the show despise him. Cartman, however, does not consider himself to be a bully who likes to pick on other people to pleasure his self person; in fact, he seems to disregard good or bad altogether (or perhaps simply does not have a concept of it) and does whatever he feels necessary for him to get ahead. Cartman seems to be motivated not so much by personal gain as by asserting superiority over others. In "Red Hot Catholic Love", he won $20 in a bet with Kyle, but instead of using the money, he simply flaunted it in front of Kyle until Kyle conceded that Cartman was right, ruining his sense of victory and causing him to throw a tantrum (and apparently even abandon the money). The same thing happens in "Christian Rock Hard": Kyle makes a $10 bet that he can get a platinum album before Cartman, Cartman makes a successful album and makes millions of dollars and earning the album. But when Cartman discovers that the Christian companies do not give out platinum albums (Christ did not believe in such things, the albums stem from the gifts of the three wise men—they give out Gold, Frankincense and Myrhh), thus meaning he cannot win the bet, he angrily destroys the album, showing that he did not care how he just made millions of dollars, he just wanted to beat Kyle.

Cartman's much quoted line, "Respect my authority" (or as Cartman pronounces it, "respect mah authori-tah") highlights his power hungry and dictatorial characteristic. Cartman's friendships with the other kids are clearly existent, but just not shown as much because of his personality.

Ironically, despite (or perhaps because of) these qualities, Cartman also seems to be a natural leader, able to utilize overwhelming charisma and rhetoric to gain the obedience of large groups on a moment's notice (as in "The Passion of the Jew"), appearing to be innately aware of how to take advantage of "mob mentality" and direct it toward accomplishing his personal goals, as has been evidenced in countless episodes throughout the series' history. In situations where the other boys share his goals, Cartman is often the de facto leader (e.g., "Make Love, Not Warcraft", The List and "Marjorine", ). Indeed, the others consistently show a willingness to follow him and trust in his leadership when he's using his abilities for "good."

Cartman also seems to share many of the shows creators (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) more controversial opinions, despite both of them modeling Stan and Kyle after them. Examples of this include an extremely strong dislike for Family Guy for its lack of character development, plot, or smart humor. Other examples include Cartman's strong distaste of hippies, to the point that he has personally kept them out of South Park since he was 4 years old, and his belittlement of the Catholic Church as extremist, homophobic, and a supporter of pedophiles (in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"). He also considers John Lennon to be the king of hippies.

Antisemitism and other Forms of Bigotry
"If you had a chance to go back in time right now and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him, because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?" - Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"

Cartman is extremely anti-Semitic, and a great many of his bigoted actions are directed towards Jews and especially toward his Jewish friend Kyle, who he openly hates and considers sub-human because of his faith. In the episode ."The Passion of the Jew", after seeing The Passion of the Christ, he believes the film was Mel Gibson's way of rallying people against the Jews, and idolizes him for it. He then dresses up as Hitler and manipulates people, who think that they are simply raising awareness for the movie and Christianity, to join him in an anti-Jew march while chanting in mispronounced German: "Es ist Zeit für Rache" (It is time for revenge) and "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten" (We must exterminate the Jews).

When he tried to win the Special Olympics by feigning a disability in "Up The Down Steroid", Kyle attempts to talk him out of it by telling him, regardless of their differences, that Cartman will surely go to Hell for such an act; Cartman replies that Kyle does not understand that Hell is reserved for the Jews, indicating once again his self-righteousness. He also has been shown to consider Judaism to be a disability and the title "Jew" to be an insult. He also believes Jews to be incapable of many professions, such as basketball player, singing, fireman, pirate or even so much as someone tough, however on some occasions his accusations have been proven true.

In the episode "Pinkeye", Cartman dresses up as Hitler for Halloween (A costume made by his mother even though Cartman himself did not know who Hitler was, showing that his antisemitism comes from his mother in some part). When shown a documentary to demonstrate why dressing like him isn't cool, Cartman is enthralled and imagines himself being the one commanding the Nazi troops in the video. Cartman's admiration for Hitler is further emphasized in "The Entity", after being offered $40 by Kyle not to tease Kyle's cousin, Kyle Schwartz. Since Cartman has trouble restraining himself from teasing Kyle about his Jewish heritage, when the class teacher (Ms. Choksondik) later tells Kyle's cousin to concentrate, Cartman impulsively blurts out: "Maybe we should send him to concentration camp!"

A contradiction of his idolization of Adolf Hitler is seen in "I'm a Little Bit Country" where in this episode Cartman is incapable of pronouncing "Nazi" correctly (pronouncing it "Nay-zee") upon seeing it written, as though he had never come upon the word before. Another contradiction occurs in "Tsst", when Cartman compares his mother who had been instructed how to treat her rampantly egocentric son by the Dog Whisperer, with Hitler, as a reason why she should be killed (although this is probably because Cartman is not being allowed to indulge in his personal desires).

In addition to taking regular jabs at racial, ethnic and religious minorities, as well as people of lower income like Kenny, Cartman is also prejudicial against red-haired, light skinned and freckled people. This particular prejudice most probably originated from the notorious incident with Scott Tenorman, who had red hair and freckles, although it may also be partially due to the fact that Kyle has red hair. During the episode "Ginger Kids", when the other three boys lead him to believe he has become a Ginger himself, he is horrified. Later, he organizes a cult of homicidal Ginger children bent on world conquest known as the "Ginger Separatist Movement", remarking: "I'm not going to live my life as a Goddamn minority!" Ironically, Cartman has an aunt who is red-haired. An even bigger irony however, would be when he later discover that he was indeed half-Ginger, as his biological father, Jack Tenorman (who was also father of Scott Tenorman) was a Ginger football player for the Denver Broncos. This would technically make him a "Daywalker"; he does have the Ginger gene.

Cartman also may harbor some bigotry towards African-Americans. He is never shown out right hating black people (although he does believe in several stereotypes), and is shown several times playing with Token and seeking advice from Chef (one of the few characters on the show Cartman generally respected). Although Cartman was in jail for his "hate crime" on Token, even though it is quite obvious he did not bash Tokens head with a rock because he is black, but because he thought Token had insulted him (it was in fact Kyle who did this). Even though he usually rips on Token for being black, and he said he is gonna kill Token someday - ("Christian Rock Hard"), he does not seem to harbor negative feelings for black people, and Cartman always says he is going to kill people, so saying he was going to kill Token might not be personal.

Cartman's most passionate abhorrence is aimed at hippies, though he seems to use this term for liberals in general. In "Die Hippie, Die", he believes that hippies will destroy the town, and while the rest of the townspeople are initially skeptical, his fears are eventually borne out. When too close to liberals, he suffers what could be called an allergic reaction. He also wore a bio-suit upon entering San Francisco in Smug Alert. His primary goal of that was because he needed someone to pick on (he had started to pick on Butters, but Butters just wasn't feeling it.)

Cartman's bigotry and antisemitism seem to come in second next to his personal needs, however; despite his hate for the Jews, Cartman saves Kyle in the episode "Smug Alert" because he can find no one else to pick on. In "Le Petit Tourette", he is not above thanking Kyle for stopping him from possible public humiliation. Also, he saved the life of Kyle, (who had been killed by Manbearpig) in "Imaginationland Episode II"; while this was seemingly because Kyle would not be able to suck his balls if he died, he was shown to cry, and showed concern even before the military leader reminded him that "at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls." Realizing this, Cartman screamed, "Noooooooooooooo... son of a bitch" and began performing CPR on his dying "friend".

Criminal Record
Cartman is notable for having a very large criminal record. Although he has committed many atrocities and crimes, he has only been arrested three times, for his hate crime, and kidnapping Butters and hippies. Even then he was released almost immediately after his arrest. The real reason why Cartman doesn't stay in prison for a very long time because the town is full of idiots. Cartman's criminal record includes but isn't limited to:
 * Murder: In "Butt Out", Cartman stabbed Rob Reiner, essentially killing him. This can be considered self defense; Reiner had been trying to lynch him by gathering a mob. However, Rob Reiner does appear in a later episode proving he did not actually die. When he flash-backed to 1776 in "I'm a Little Bit Country", he brutally murdered a messenger boy with a log, although this was in his imagination, and therefore was not a real crime. He was also indirectly responsible for the murder of Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman in Scott Tenorman Must Die, and many others on Poor and Stupid.


 * Vandalism: He mentions in "The Death of Eric Cartman" that he had broken a man's fence without telling him about it. He also destroyed most of the stuff in Butters' room with a baseball bat in the same episode.
 * Manslaughter: He accidentally bashed Kenny's skull in "Timmy 2000" with a frying pan while trying to hit a bug on his face, though it was Kenny.
 * Murder By Proxy: In "Scott Tenorman Must Die", although he did not directly murder Scott's parents, he did know that the situation he was putting them in would get them killed. He also conspired with Kenny to have Sarah Jessica Parker murdered in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs", resulting in her getting shot. He also tries multiple times to convince the others to kill Kyle.
 * Attempted Murder: He attempted to kill Kenny, Stan, & Kyle in "Toilet Paper" using a wiffle bat, not comprehending the stupidity of the plan. He also attempted to fire on the President of FOX in Cartoon Wars Part II, without realizing his gun wasn't loaded. In the episode "Tsst" he conspired to kill his own mother because he felt oppressed by her.
 * Attempted Genocide: In "The Passion of the Jew" he tries to exterminate the Jews, and in "Ginger Kids" he tries to get people to wipe out the Gingers. When he becomes one, he instead plans to kill all non-Gingers, not wanting to live out his whole life as a minority.
 * Assault: Done several times, although many of these are not crimes, but in fact just fighting with friends. In "The Coon" he also attacks a man and woman with the claws on his hands, scratching the man's face up and causing the woman to run away in terror (he thought the woman was being raped). In "Coon 2: Hindsight" Cartman brutally assaults Mintberry Crunch and Mosquito with the metal claws on his hands.
 * Police Brutality: In "Chickenlover" he physically brutalized suspects, (including Randy Marsh, Stuart and Carol McCormick) also done in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", although this is more of a case of "Hall Monitor brutality" and bullying.
 * Smuggling: He became the leader of a fried chicken cartel in "Medicinal Fried Chicken".
 * Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation: Cartman stole the dead bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman off a crime scene while Barbrady was investigating. It is also mentioned in "About Last Night", Cartman had stolen everyone's televisions while they were out getting drunk.
 * Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon: The Glock pistol that Cartman carries is almost certainly illegal and unregistered. Although it is never explained where he obtained the gun, it is likely he obtained during the events of "Wing". He constantly uses it to threaten people such as Kyle and the President of FOX.
 * Prostitution: Done when he suffered brain injury and began to think he was a Vietnamese prostitute.
 * Hate Crimes: He bashed Token's head with a rock in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", although he was later proven not to have done this to Token for racial reasons, and therefore was released from jail almost immediately after his arrest, but it still counts as a mild case of assault. However, his attempts against Jews, Hippies, Gingers, and non-Gingers while he thought he was one may count, as his motivations are specifically because they are members of this group.
 * Kidnapping and false imprisonment: Locked Butters in a bomb shelter for a week in "Casa Bonita" and kidnapped hippies and trapped them in his basement "Die Hippie, Die") He also held the Hakeems prisoner in "The Snuke" (though this was government-sanctioned.) and he took Butters from the mental hospital without permission from officials in "The Death of Eric Cartman".
 * Terrorism: Cartman admits to this when he is trying to get Family Guy pulled, both through threats from Islamic bombers and through threatening the FOX President with a hand gun. He also formed an anti-Chinese organization with Butters, and held an entire building full of hostages on the gun point, with Butters wounding 2 police officers and a civilian with badly aimed gunshots. His attempt to split up the U.S. through manipulating a drunken army of southerners to plunder towns and march on D.C. might also count, although this was not for political reasons so much as it was for making Stan and Kyle his slaves. In "The Coon" he tries to bomb a hospital to lure out Mysterion by planting dynamite on it. He managed to set the explosives, but ditched the plot and decided helping Mysterion would be more preferable.
 * War Crimes: The Drunken Southern Civil War army he led is seen looting, pillaging, attacking civilians, and burning down buildings. It is also implied by Cartman at one point his troops are raping women (When he offers Kenny a spot in his army he says: "Join me, and you shall have many plunders and women!", although he does not specifically reference rape). He also employed at least two other child soldiers, Kenny and Butters.
 * Piracy: In "Fatbeard", he assembled several groups of Somali pirates to plunder ships in increasingly aggressive ways, until all his pirates are shot to death by U.S. snipers.
 * Breaking and Entering: In "Tonsil Trouble" and "Mecha-Streisand" he broke into Kyle's room. He also broke into the veal ranch in "Fun With Veal".
 * Hit and Run: In "Poor and Stupid" he hijacked a race car at NASCAR after consuming a lot of Vagisil and ran over several spectators and several pit crew members. Shortly after this incident, it said on the news that a NASCAR fan (Cartman) hijacked a race car and killed eleven people.
 * Blackmailing, Framing, False Evidence: In "Coon 2: Hindsight", Cartman (a.k.a. The Coon) tries to blackmail Captain Hindsight, in order to have him join the superhero team.
 * Torture: In "The Snuke" he used farts to torture the Hakeem family.
 * Fraud/Plagarism: In "Christian Rock Hard" he replaces the words 'Baby' in love songs with 'Jesus', which is plagarism, and fraudulent as the band is not technically Chrisitian rock. He also pretends to be mentally disbled twice in "Le Petit Tourette" and in "Up The Down Steroid".
 * Rape: In "Cartman Sucks" he gave Butters a blowjob (technically) without his knowlege, and put his own penis in Butters' mouth. Even if Butters had given consent, it would have be statutory rape.
 * Forceful Confinment: During the events of "Coon 2: Hindsight", "Mysterion Rises", and "Coon vs. Coon and Friends", he (as 'The Coon') forces Butters to stay in a small jail cell in his basement. He also locked away 63 hippies in his basement. This happened in episode "Die Hippie, Die".

Cartman's Alignment
Neutral, Although he's considered evil by most fans as he tends to alot of evil deeds, either just to get what he wants or doing something evil just out of revenge, although he does have good in him as he will do something heroic in later episodes, at times Cartman can be cold-hearted and selfish, but can be warm-hearted and caring.

Eccentricities
It has been repeatedly shown that Cartman has serious behavioral and emotional problems. He has extremely exaggerated anger issues and violent tendencies when upset. Perhaps the best example of this is seen in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", when he had two people shot, ground into chili and then fed to their distraught son, causing a horrified Kyle to say that he and Stan should never piss off Cartman again. This has since been regarded as Cartman's defining moment and has been brought up again countless times during the series.

He also has displayed traits of gender confusion; he occasionally has tea parties with stuffed dolls (pretending they are talking about how cool he is), owns a (supposed) female cat named "Mr. Kitty", and in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", he was seen re-enacting a scene from The Silence of the Lambs as Buffalo Bill with a rag doll he named Polly Prissy-pants trapped down a well. In "Freak Strike", Cartman goes on the Maury Povich Show to be a panelist during a discussion on out-of-control kids. In an attempt to win the assumed prize, he dresses up as a promiscuous teenage girl. In the episode "AWESOM-O", Butters reveals to the residents of South Park a video of Cartman dressed as Britney Spears, while dancing around a cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake, which he apparently later made out with.

Cartman's confused sexuality is most apparent in the episode "Cartman Sucks", in which Cartman takes pictures of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth to make Butters look gay. However, Kyle, Stan and Kenny explain that such actions actually make Cartman look gay, which results in Cartman trying to get a picture taken of his own penis in Butter's mouth. Another moment of this apparent confusion can been seen during the events of the "Imaginationland" trilogy, where he bet Kyle that Leprechauns were real, and if he won, Kyle would have to suck his balls. Although Cartman was proven to be right, Kyle refused, causing Cartman to become obsessed, and began going to extreme lengths to force Kyle to suck on his balls. He later explained to Jimmy that this was all to humiliate Kyle.

He also speaks with a very strange but geographically indeterminate accent, which has shown to be a dominant trait in the extended Cartman family. Aside from the sheer volume of expletives in his dialog, he also uses words in different (and often grammatically incorrect) context. Some examples of this are: instead of saying 'I'm serious" he will say "I'm seriously", instead of saying "here" he will say "heahre" (sometimes in the earlier episodes, he would even pronounce "here" as "myah") and instead of saying "respect my authority", he'll say "respect mah authoritah." This became a well-known catchphrase of the show.

Greed
A defining arc during the show's fourth season was Cartman's single-minded quest to make 10 million dollars. The schemes he has tried include; becoming a part of the Denver &quot;tooth racket&quot; and stealing Tooth Fairy money from kids, starting a boy band called Fingerbang, and forming his own church and embezzling it's collection money These all failed miserably for several reasons. He also tried at it in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons" when Kyle's kidneys were failing and Cartman, being the only one with Kyle's blood type, demanded a payment of 10 million dollars when Stan begged him to let Kyle have his kidney. He has also tried to sell a crashed truck-load of aborted fetuses to the highest-bidding stem cell research center, and even to a restaurant as food. In "Up the Down Steroid", Cartman had also pretended he was retarded to compete in the Special Olympics and win $1000. The reasons for this are never fully explained, although in one episode "Cartmanland", after inheriting a million dollars from his grandmother, he reveals that he wishes to buy his own amusement park so he won't have to wait in lines for the rides. He also stated that it has been his dream to own a million dollars since he was two years old. In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", he threatens Kyle with a gun for his "Jew gold". In "ManBearPig" Cartman stumbles upon a pile of treasure while the boys are trapped in a system of caves. Afraid that the others might find the treasure and demand a share, Cartman decides to swallow as many of the coins and jewels as he can, causing him to become extremely bloated and unable to walk or swim on his own. Later in the episode it is revealed, during the process of painfully crapping it out, that the treasure is fake and used for photographs for tourists at the caves. He is miserly, determined not to give up the slightest amount of money, such as refusing to give a dollar to Afghan children: "I'm not giving a dollar to those towel-heads!".

Ignorance
Although Cartman can at times be worldly, he is often wildly misinformed; he once believed that dolphins lived in igloos. Cartman also appears to know very little about the female anatomy. One time, he threatened a woman with, "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off". Also, in the episode "Chickenpox", when he was told that his mom sent him to Kenny's house so he would catch chickenpox, he claimed that he would "kick her square in the nuts".

Cartman's ignorance is best demonstrated in "The List" when he made a plan to steal a list the girls made of who the cutest boys in the class were. The plan involved Butters kicking one of the girls in the balls, which failed of course, forcing Cartman (and the rest of the boys) to conclude that "Apparently, girls have no balls". In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", it is shown that Cartman's idea of sexual intercourse is to "Stick it inside her and pee. If you don't want to get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg." In the first episode. Cartman complains "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!" showing ignorance of the context in which "dildo" is used and, possibly, what a dildo is. However, it is possible he is using it as a generic insult, such as calling someone a "dick".

Also in Pee, his ignorance is again displayed when he thinks all the minorities in "his" water park are what the Mayans predicted and by 2012, the apocalypse will be when the whole world is minorities.

Cartman also confuses English people with French people. In the early seasons, he often teased Pip and called him a "French piece of crap". On the other extreme, in the movie, he called The Mole a "'British piece of' shit", despite The Mole being supposedly French. Additionally, in "The Jeffersons", he alludes to despising Austrians, apparently failing to note the irony of the fact that he admires Hitler, who was Austrian.

It is also worth noting that Cartman is completely oblivious to the fact the other kids hate him, and often assumes they're joking when they imply or even openly declare it.

In the episode &quot;201" Cartman completely ignores the fact that he got his own father killed and fed to his half-brother and is more concerned about being half-ginger.

Impatience
Cartman shows a pathological degree of impatience when forced to do something he doesn't want to do or when he has to wait for something he wants. An example of the former is seen in "I'm a Little Bit Country", in which Cartman electrocutes himself in an attempt to create a flashback and avoid studying. In the episode "Go God Go", where Cartman freezes himself so that he won't have to wait three weeks for the Wii console to be released, which shows irony in the end; Butters forgets where Cartman's block of ice is buried and Eric is thawed out almost 500 years in the future, the people there zap him back to his own time where it turns out that he got sent back three months before the Wii's release.

Physical Confrontations
Although Cartman frequently insults and taunts his friends, he sometimes appears to be more cowardly than they are when it comes to physical confrontation. In "It's Christmas in Canada", after repeatedly threatening to beat Kyle up if they didn't get home in time for Christmas, Kyle punches Cartman and he immediately bursts into tears, a similar instance can be seen during "Cartman Sucks", although Kyle only punched Cartman in the arm.

In another episode, Cartman threatens Kyle and it leads to Kyle giving Cartman a bloody nose in "Goobacks". In "Christian Rock Hard", Cartman is beaten up by Token after provoking him with racial jibes. In several episodes, he is seen able to overpower Kenny, but in some episodes he isn't capable of doing so. However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. Despite this, Kyle beat up Cartman in the more recent "Tonsil Trouble" without hesitation.

In "Tweek vs. Craig", Cartman has no problem with fighting the other boys back physically (and it is revealed that Sumo is his martial art of choice). In "I'm a Little Bit Country" he smiles and sings the Dawson's Creek theme while he kills the Official Messenger Boy with a piece of wood then drags the body off-screen, although this happens in what was essentially a fantasy of Cartman's and may, therefore, due to Cartman's inflated ego, not be representative of his actual abilities. Also in the episode "Cartoon Wars Part II", he and Kyle has a slapfight, which he won (though this was more through deceit than skill), and in the episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson", he was dominant in a physical fight against a midget (who supposedly had a black belt in karate). Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Token, giving him a black eye. In Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, Cartman is shown being physically abusive to innocent kids in the hallways. He once pushes an unnamed kid up against a wall, until the kid showed him his hall pass, after which Cartman acts as if nothing happened. The kid questions Cartman about his abuse of power, and Cartman promptly kicks him across the room in a somewhat cartoonish way, although he is never shown pulling off a feat like that again. In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman is shown to be quite nervous over fighting Wendy and is shown going to great lengths to avoid the confrontation. However, when Wendy decides to fight him regardless, he is quite spectacularly defeated.

Overall, Cartman is a decent fighter, although he can be a wuss and particularly enraged opponents can beat him with ease. His specialty lies more with weapons than his fists. Throughout all of these scenes, it is heavily suggested that Cartman indeed has a high tolerance for pain, however will often feign pain to gain sympathy from those around him. This shown especially in It's a Jersey Thing, where it wasn't until after Kyle left did he start crying from being attacked by him, and then later used it to convince other boys to lock him in a meat locker.

Miscellaneous Mannerisms
Cartman has a disturbing habit of appearing in other people's homes in the middle of the night. He has a preoccupation with becoming mature, or at least more so than his friends, which frequently ends in him doing something that is anything but mature. Cartman also appears to be driven by a desire to surpass Kyle (especially), Stan, and Kenny. Knowing that his satisfaction chiefly comes with seeing other people unhappy, Kyle once deliberately congratulated Cartman on winning a bet, this, of course, ruined Cartman's egotistical satisfaction at having humiliated him.

Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in several episodes. He has actually never fired it, and only uses it to threaten people. He used it to "persuade" Kyle into giving him his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow." In "Cartoon Wars Part II", Cartman used it to threaten the president of FOX, however he realizes soon that he forgot to load it, causing him to throw it to the ground in frustration. His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals).

Cartman apparently sees scenes of sickening and/or disturbing imagery every time he closes his eyes, but thinks nothing of it. He also occasionally has milk come out of his nose when he laughs, even when he was not drinking any. This milk-sneezing problem is due to a malfunctioning kidney, which Cartman is tricked into donating for transplant, benefiting his friend Kyle, who receives the malfunctioning organ as seen in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons". Many of Cartman's mannerisms were revealed to be inherited in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!", in which most of the Cartman family were depicted in a similar manner.

Popularity
When South Park first premiered, Cartman's outrageous and shocking behavior made him instantly popular with viewers. Another reason Cartman tends to stand out is because he is generally the most pro-active of the four main characters. Cartman is frequently the one to come up with new ideas and plans, usually told excitedly to an often unimpressed Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Cartman frequently comes up with ideas that are ridiculous or offensive, and while he may appear to have the upper hand, his antics tend to inevitably turn on him. He is often shown receiving the brunt of consequences generated by his behavior by the end of the episode, although on certain occasions, Cartman is shrewd enough to either earn himself a Pyrrhic victory ("Toilet Paper", for example), or allowing Stan and Kyle only such a gain. There have been a few people, while never having heard of South Park before, had still heard of Cartman, or had seen his image somewhere.

In the episode "Weight Gain 4000", one of the main plots of the story revolves around Cartman getting "in shape" for the presentation with Kathie Lee Gifford. He sees an advertisement on the television for "Weight Gain 4000", and he believes it will make him buff in time for the presentation. However, he merely gets fatter and for comical effect, his fat shoots up his height as well. At the end of the episode, he has gotten so obese that he can't even get out of his house; when he appeared on the Geraldo show, they had to interview him in his own house, and transmit the recording back to the studio. In a false memory in, "City on the Edge of Forever", he recalls that the formula actually worked, and he showed up at the presentation very tall and muscular.

It is normally shown that Cartman has no self-consciousness or even realization of his obesity. This may be in part due to the fact that Liane allowed him for the first few seasons to believe that he really was big-boned.
 * Liane: "Now boys, Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned!"
 * Kyle: "He must have a huge bone in his ass then!"
 * "(Liane laughs, to Cartman's frustration.)"

He is almost shell-shocked during the intervention in "Fat Camp", when he looks to his mother for defense, saying that she always told him he was simply big-boned. She replies "Uh, sweetie, those were all lies. You're just fat."

Health
cartman is super fat so he can take 10-15 bullets in his stomach

Tonsils
In the first episode of the twelfth season, "Tonsil Trouble", it is revealed that Cartman has in the past needed a routine tonsil checkup. In this episode, however, his tonsils had to be removed. And in doing so, they accidently gave them the HIV virus. Cartman also gets pissed of when Jimmy Buffet plays at his HIV charity.

HIV
Also in "Tonsil Trouble", Cartman was accidentally infected with blood contaminated with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. He was angered by this, and his anger worsened when Kyle laughed - out of irony, disbelief and thrill that something so horrible has happened to his worst enemy. Cartman, with the help of Butters, then snuck into Kyle's room and intentionally gave Kyle AIDS. Kyle figured it out and hunted Cartman down and beat him up in the schoolyard and broke many of his toys (including his favorite, his crown-jewel, the beloved Clyde Frog). Cartman, in the meantime, researched the virus and found out that Magic Johnson had AIDS for decades and is still alive. Cartman and Kyle then found out, along with Mr. Johnson, that the actual cure for AIDS was heavy doses of cash, the point being the solution to any problem is to throw lots and lots of cold-hard cash at it. Cartman and Kyle have both since recovered from the disease. Kyle still made it a point to break his Xbox after they come back from New York and LA curing AIDS.


 * Kyle's mockery of Cartman's infection with HIV is ironic, since Cartman has wished on many occasions in past episodes for Kyle to have AIDS:
 * In the episode "Casa Bonita", Cartman, Kenny, and Stan are all playing video games when Kyle enters and says that he has good news, to which Cartman hopefully replies "You have AIDS?"
 * In the episode "Woodland Critter Christmas", Cartman ends his fictional Christmas story with the line, "And everyone lived happily ever after...except for Kyle who died of AIDS two weeks later." This similar closing line also used in the episode "Pip".
 * In the episode "Red Man's Greed", Cartman suggests giving Kyle AIDS as a potential way to raise money.
 * In the episode "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", while playing a board game Cartman gives Kyle an AIDS card, giving him AIDS in the game. Stan then remarks to Cartman, "Dude, that's not cool. Don't give Kyle AIDS."

Eyesight
In the episode &quot;Succubus" it is revealed that Cartman's eyesight is bad. After several unsuccessful attempts by the optician to cure them, including a pupil dilation that resulted in him walking into several walls and a botched laser eye surgery that ended up with Cartman having to wear bandages over his eyes for three days, he managed to get a transplant from a "donor" who's head he had preserved in ice - the donor being Kenny, who Cartman says had perfect sight.

Mental Health
However, obesity, HIV, and tonsils may be the least of Cartman's health concerns; Cartman seems to have a very poor mental health. He shows signs of not only anti-social behavior, but also sadism, Schizophrenia, identity issues, gender confusion, psychosis, psychopathic nature, narcissism, and possibly even insanity. He apparently dreams of humiliating, beating, emotionally destroying or even killing Kyle. For example in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", Cartman dreams of taunting Kyle ("I told ya so!") so much that the latter starts crying. In "South Park is Gay!", he seems to hope to kill Kyle without any reason. However, it was not until the season five "Scott Tenorman Must Die" incident that we see how deep his insanity goes, when he creates a highly elaborate and sociopathic scheme, resulting in murder and cannibalism. Cartman also seems incapable to admit his own errors and history, and instead alters past events in his own mind to show himself in a better light, as seen in "City on the Edge of Forever" and "Fishsticks". Cartman's mind even once backfired against him during Le Petit Tourette, during which he made everyone believe he was suffering from Tourrette's Syndrom, so as to be able to go around saying whatever horrible hateful thing he wanted without consequences. Unfortunate, this resulted in him being completely unable to control what he said, and began revealing assorted secrets such as him and his cousin touching penises. Cartman's sanity is called in to question with the existence of Mitch Conner/Jennifer Lopez, who is Cartman's hand given a personality/backstory. In &quot;Fat Butt and Pancake Head" Cartman did ventriloquism with his hand, claiming it thought itself to be a real person, named Mitch Conner, who was a con-man posing as Jennifer Lopez. Cartman would often argue with the hand at length, and the hand would apparently work independently of Cartman, such as masturbating Ben Affleck. Cartman would later claim it was just a prank on Kyle and the others. However in "200", Cartman brings back Mitch Conner to swindle a group of celebrities, and again proceeds to argue with his hand and disagreeing with it, despite the fact there is no one around him to trick, leading one to believe that Cartman really believes the hand is a person. The hand also claims to have knowledge that Cartman does not, such as who Cartman's father really is. In "201" it is revealed that Cartman is Scott Tenorman's half-brother, meaning that he killed his own father; Jack Tenorman and fed it to Scott Tenorman in a bowl of chili. However, he was more concerned about being half-ginger than the fact that he murdered his own father.

Sexual Tendencies
Cartman often shows less interest in sexuality than the other boys. This seems intentional on the writer's parts, and fits with his self-absorption, immaturity, and gender confusion. An example for this would be seen in the episode "Raisins", where the boys end up in an eponymous Hooters-like restaurant, and Cartman only shows interest in the food, rather than all the skimpily-dressed waitresses. The other boys, however, do show interest in them, except Stan, who was too depressed at the time because Wendy Testaburger broke up with him.

Cartman also displays a lack of knowledge about sex, despite the fact that his mom is frequently having sexual relations with other people in South Park; when Kyle says that Ike is too young to understand sex in the episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", Cartman replies, "What's there to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then stick it inside her and pee". Cartman's lack of knowledge is also displayed in the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", when he tells Mr. Garrison that sexual harassment is "trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind." However, the other children, except for Kenny, Butters (who explains sex in great depth to Jimmy "Erection Day" but in a childlike sort of way) and possibly Clyde, do not seem to have more knowledge of sex than Cartman, which is probably because they are only 9 years old.

In "Imaginationland", Cartman makes a bet with Kyle, stating that if he can prove that leprechauns are real, then Kyle will suck his balls. Cartman wins the bet, and his single-minded quest to force Kyle to suck his balls subsequently becomes a significant subplot of the trilogy. Although he doesn't get Kyle to suck his balls in reality, he does imagine Kyle sucking the balls of an imaginary Cartman with much enthusiasm at the end of "Imaginationland Episode III". It is quite plausible, however, to assume that Cartman's obsession with his quest stems significantly from his desire to humiliate Kyle, rather than from any homosexual attraction to him.

In "Jared Has Aides", after listening to Butters get beaten by his parents, as Cartman was responsible for it by pretending to be Butters on the phone and insulting them, Cartman says, "If I were older I would totally start jacking off right now", hinting sexual sadism.

In 'Make Love, Not Warcraft", when Clyde Donovan tells Cartman he's going to stop playing World of Warcraft, Cartman says that the French also stopped playing when Hitler rose to power. He then taunts Clyde by asking him if he's French, and then says, "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?", meaning "Do you want to sleep with me, Clyde?" in French, although he could just be quoting the French lyric from the song Lady Marmalade without understanding the meaning, but he could have been taunting him by saying he's French and using the French stereotype as a way to taunt him.

There is evidence of a potential homosexual bond between Cartman and Butters. In "Cartman Sucks", Cartman seeks to humiliate Butters by taking a picture of himself with Butters' penis in his mouth. After being told by Kyle and Stan that being photographed that way is humiliating him rather than Butters (in other words, being photographed in such a way makes him gay), Cartman then seeks out Butters to make him put his penis in Butters' mouth, but this fails, as the both of them are caught by Butters' father.

In "Proper Condom Use", Butters is putting on a condom, when Cartman is caught by Kyle looking at Butters' penis; Cartman dismissively claims he was trying to see how to put on a condom, which Kyle doesn't believe.

In "Cancelled", Cartman once again finds himself the victim of getting an anal probe from aliens. When Chef and the boys take him to see a proctologist, the doctor sticks his finger and his entire hand in Cartman's rectum. Although initially surprised, Cartman lets out moans of pleasure, just before a fifty foot satellite dish shoots out of his rectum. Although when the satellite retreats back into his rectum, he experiences severe pain.

However, during the events of "Chef Goes Nanners", Cartman briefly became an object of affection for Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger. After being passionately kissed by Wendy at the end of the episode, he is disappointed at the end when she says that she no longer has any feelings for him. In "Tom's Rhinoplasty", Cartman, along with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and the entire third grade class, were all attracted to the substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen. Although she was a lesbian, and the boys did not understand what it meant, they tried to become lesbians in order to try to win her. Additionally in "Le Petit Tourette" he accidently admitted to having a crush on a girl named Patty Nelson, but he also accidentally said that he and his cousin touched each others wieners.

In "W.T.F", he cross dresses as "Bad Irene", a woman who is addicted to abortions.

In "Fatt Butt and Pancake Head" he also technically gave Ben Affleck multiple hand jobs while pretending to be Jennifer Lopez.

Sexual Abuse
Cartman has also had encounters with sexual abuse. In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", his attempt to find older friends winds up with him almost being molested by members of the North American Man/Boy Love Association. In "Simpsons Already Did It", after discovering that semen (which he confuses with "sea-men") will fertilize his sea-people, he goes to a sperm bank to collect "sea-men". At the sperm bank, he pretends to test a semen sample by smearing it on his fingers. When Cartman later empties a bowl of semen into the tank, he tells Stan and Kyle that he got some of it from a man named Ralph in an alley, who told him to "close his eyes and suck it out of a hose", meaning he performed fellatio on Ralph.

In "AWESOM-O", a movie producer asks Cartman, who is disguised as a robot, if he is a pleasure model. Cartman does not understand him until he takes his pants off, at which point, he runs out yelling in monotone fashion "Lame!" Also, in the episode "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", Cartman convinces Ben Affleck, among others, that his left hand is an actual woman named Jennifer Lopez; Affleck later has a sexual encounter with "Miss Lopez", leaving Cartman's hand covered with his semen.

In "Fun with Veal" Cartman is awoken by Kyle, Stan and Butters to help save some baby cows from slaughter. As the other boy's knock on his window Cartman gives a scream of "NO UNCLE JESSE, NO!" implying that one of his relatives may have abused him. It could also mean he has a sexual fear of Uncle Jesse from the TV show Full House.

In "Cow Days", he receives a concussion that makes him think he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li, who frequently says "Sucky sucky, five dolla" (a reference to Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket), to passing male carnival goers. He then "services" Leonardo DiCaprio, much to his disgust after he reverts back to his normal self.

In "It's a Jersey Thing", Cartman was one of the various victims of Snooki, others being DogPoo and Stephen Stotch. Ironically, after having attacked Kyle throughout most of the episode due to his being concieved in New Jersey (as well as being ginger and Jewish), Kyle is the one who saves Cartman from this encounter.

Family
The most active family member in Cartman's life is his Mother, Liane Cartman. A recurring joke throughout the series is that, despite his mother's sweetness and wholesome demeanor, she is in fact a promiscuous, oversexed, crack-smoking, scheisse porn queen and nymphomaniac. Many of these aspects of Liane's personal life are a constant source of annoyance for Cartman, whose friends often mock him over, and which he attempts to fruitlessly deny. An example being when Stan and Kyle continuously stated she was on the cover of "Crack-Whore" magazine in Pinkeye. Cartman, attempted to deny this fact, until presented with the magazine itself. He then stated that she had been "young and needed the money", which unfortunately did not work, as Stan and Kyle pointed out that the pictures had been taken just a month ago. Liane constantly dotes over Cartman, doing almost anything he asks and at times even agreeing to his most horrible ideas and plans, such as signing him up for the Special Olympics in Up The Down Steroid. The fact Liane allows Cartman to bully and control her is apparently due to extreme loneliness brought up by not have a serious romantic partner and also apparently not having any close friends. She thus desires that Cartman be her 'friend', and will do anything to keep him happy. This unfortunately could explain much of his behavior. It has been implied (at least in earlier episodes) that Liane may be responsible for much of Cartman's racism, anti-semitism and homophobia, as he often was to quote disparaging things that he had supposedly heard her say. For the most part, it seemed that Cartman was perhaps lying or misquoting his mother, except for in Pinkeye, in which Liane made Cartman an Adolf Hitler Halloween costume, despite Cartman not knowing who that was at the time.

For over 12 seasons since Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut, Cartman has also lived under the belief that his mother was a hermaphrodite and also his biological father. In "200" however, Cartman's hand/puppet Mitch Conner reveals that what Cartman was told was a lie and that Liane was not Cartman's father. After demanding answers out of Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, it is revealed that the paternity tests were altered and one of the people in the room at the time of revelation was indeed Cartman's father. In "201" it is revealed that Cartman's father is actually Jack Tenorman, a ginger haired member of the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. Apparently during the night of the Drunk Barn Dance, Liane proceeded to have sex with assorted men and women; however Jack was the one who impregnated her. Cartman unfortunately never got to meet his father properly, due to the fact that during his war against his half-brother Scott (in which Scott sold Eric his pubes, stating it would allow him to reach maturity), Cartman killed both Jack and his wife, ground their bodies up into ground meat, cooked it in chili and proceeded to feed it to Scott. Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. He was, however, happy when reminded that his father was actually a Denver Bronco.

Cartman's extended family is shown in the episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!", where he and the others go on a trip to Nebraska to visit them for Christmas. Most of his relatives appear to be similar in manner to him; all fat, with the same speech accent and catchphrases. The family is seen again in the episode "Cartmanland", at his grandmother's funeral. Where she leaves her estate (valued at $1,000,000) to Eric, citing that all the other family members would have spent it all on crack.

In the original, Unaired Pilot episode, Cartman was shown to have a father and sister, but these characters were cut out in the official pilot. In "Le Petit Tourette", he accidentally revealed that he cries at night because he does not have a real father.

He has some Dutch and Irish descent, as in "Tom's Rhinoplasty", he mentions that his grandmother (Mabel) is Dutch-Irish.

Pets and Toys
Cartman has a cat named Mr. Kitty, and a pot-bellied pig named Fluffy Mr. Kitty and Fluffy have never been seen together in the series thus far. He also has a stuffed frog toy named Clyde Frog. Other beloved stuffed animals include Wellington Bear (a take on Paddington Bear), Polly Prissypants the rag doll, purple lizard Rumpertumskin (a take on Rumpelstiltskin), and Peter Panda. Cartman nearly always plays with these toys by himself, perhaps out of embarrassment or (just as likely) mean-spiritedness. Occasionally others are allowed to play with him, such as Bebe in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society". Not surprisingly, Cartman's games with these toys can demonstrate his vindictive and cruel nature; one of his games, as seen in aforementioned episode, is "Lambs", in which Cartman reenacts scenes from "The Silence of the Lambs" with his dolls, such as placing a doll in a pit in his basement and then voicing the doll begging to be released while the doll holding it prisoner threatens the pit-bound doll. Often Cartman's games involve the toys telling him how cool and smart he is, and he directs towards them an affection which is not seen towards any other person except his mom. Oddly enough, during one incident in which Cartman's toys were 'praising' him, one of the toys called him a 'fat piece of crap' which was a surprise to Cartman himself. Considering Cartman was voicing the toys, this could imply that a small part of a Cartman despises himself, and that the insult was a subconscious slip. In "Die Hippie, Die", when a group leaves to conduct a rescue mission, all the group members say goodbye to a person close to each of them, except Cartman who bids farewell to Clyde Frog.


 * Cartman: "I... don't want you to worry about me.
 * Clyde Frog: "(Clyde Frog just sits there)
 * Cartman: "Hey, you're the best stuffed animal I ever had."

In the season twelve episode "Tonsil Trouble", although Cartman had given Kyle AIDS as punishment for Kyle laughing at him for having HIV, Kyle angrily breaks many of Cartman's toys in reaction. Among these toys, he rips off Clyde Frog's head. In "Dances With Smurfs" Clyde Frog is seen on the chalkboard in Cartman's morning announcements implying that Cartman has fixed him.

Cats
Cartman, though incapable of empathy towards people, exhibits a strong bond with cats. In the episode "Major Boobage", cats are made illegal because Kenny, along with other kids around the country, begins using male cat musk as a hallucinogenic drug. Cartman lies to the police, claiming that he had his cat put down when he really is hiding his cat in the attic. Throughout the episode he collects abandoned cats in his attic out of sympathy. His cat has been on the show since the series began, and his love for cats could have developed from his lack of other family members besides his mother; he has no father or siblings. This empathetic relationship is reserved for cats and not humans; he does not (or more likely chooses not to) recognize a parallel between his cat safe-haven to the history of Jews hiding from Nazi soldiers during the Holocaust, which Kyle points out.

Relationship with Liane Cartman
Liane dotes on her son endlessly, beyond simply spoiling him. Cartman usually gets whatever he wants simply by whining in his signature style. He also frequently insults her in her presence, which she accepts without question. Although Liane possesses a social and moral conscience, Cartman is usually able to manipulate her into doing even morally reprehensible things for him. In "Up the Down Steroid", Cartman is able to have his mother sign him up for the Special Olympics, even though Cartman was not disabled. It appears that Liane is convinced of her son's goodness and accepts any excuses or stories he makes up, no matter how improbable. The relationship between the two shows a significant change in "Tsst". To manage Cartman's behavioral issues, she hires Cesar Millan. Cesar's methods work, and Cartman becomes a normal, good natured, well behaved boy. Liane tries to form a relationship with Cesar, but he turns her down as she is just a client, and she soon begins to spoil Cartman again—as this boy is the closest thing to a friend she really has. However, Liane seems to be one of the only humans whom Cartman generally cares about; it was only his much-repressed conscience that kept him from killing her in the same episode. She doesn't mind doing stuff that is completely gross, as seen in "Make Love, Not Warcraft", when she takes a toilet down to the basement where the boys are playing Warcraft and lets Cartman crap into the toilet that she is holding, after which she says "That's a big boy". In the later seasons, she has been shown to be strict with him as seen in "Coon 2: Hindsight" and "Coon vs. Coon and Friends".

Friendship/Conflict with Kyle Broflovski


The rivalry between Cartman and Kyle has been a recurring theme from the beginning, but has become significantly stronger since Season 4. Cartman appears to have a very strong hatred for Kyle, and shows that he has no tolerance for Kyle's Jewish faith. Kyle hates him in turn. However, neither one of them seems to realize the effects of their almost poisonous relationship, and continue to live in close contact with each other.

In Season 5, Cartman and Kyle's relationship meets a turning point, going from a relationship of them simply ripping on each other constantly to near hatred. Since season 11, it can be certain that they lost all of what they called a "friendship".

However, in the "The Death of Eric Cartman", during the scene where Cartman has Butters apologize to all of his peers in his stead (as he believes he is a ghost), he seems to wish to recant some of his earlier misdeeds towards Kyle (and obtain his forgiveness), and seems genuinely moved upon seeing him. But since Cartman is largely self-interested, his apologies could just as well have been correspondingly selfish.

Kyle is often put in the shoes of the protagonist to Eric Cartman's antagonist. For Example, in "Cartoon Wars", the two of them work against each other; when Cartman tries to get Family Guy canceled, Kyle tries to stop him. The two of them often have arguments about morals, like in "Up The Down Steroid", where Cartman decides to pretend to be mentally handicapped so he can win the "Special Olympics".

In "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", when they were facing certain death, Cartman tried to atone for all the times he called Kyle "A big dumb Jew", telling him "I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew". Bewildered, Kyle replies that he is indeed a Jew, and Cartman tells him not to be so hard on himself (implying that Jew was an insult rather than a religion).

Cartman also has attempted to murder Kyle more than once, the most significant incident being in a scene from "Toilet Paper" in which he lures Kyle into going rowing with him to the middle of Stark's Pond, and then, when Kyle's back is turned, attempts to bludgeon him to death with a wiffle bat, without comprehending the stupidity of the plan. When he learns someone has confessed to the crime he, Kyle, Stan and Kenny had committed, thus eliminating the need to kill Kyle who was going to confess himself, Cartman asks Stan (in his usual trademark-pathetic way) if he can still kill Kyle. Cartman tries to murder Kyle again in "Fatbeard".

However, in "Smug Alert" Cartman saves Kyle and his family when a large storm is about to go towards their house in San Francisco. Cartman finds Butters as too boring a nemesis since he will simply accept anything Cartman directs at him, and realizes that in order to have someone with which to argue incessantly again he must get Kyle back. At the end of the episode he hides the fact that he was the savior of Kyle's whole family, opting to insult Kyle again instead; Kyle replies angrily and storms off, to Cartman's satisfaction. In the episode "Le Petit Tourette" when Kyle (unintentionally) saves Cartman from shouting out all his secrets on Dateline (Cartman had originally intended to use fake Tourette's so as to deliver a hate-speech against Jews), Cartman hugs Kyle and thanks him, even saying "I love you, man." In the episode "Prehistoric Ice Man", when Kyle falls into a cavern and asks from the bottom, "Is Cartman there?" he responds with a sincere "I'm here, Kyle!". Of course this only occurs after Cartman suggests they leave Kyle for dead and continue to their search for crocodiles. In the episode "Lil' Crime Stoppers", Cartman defends Kyle saying, "Broflovski's a good cop!"

Cartman's obsessive hatred of Kyle above almost all others, has called into question Cartman's deeper feeling for Kyle. In the episode "Imaginationland", Cartman wins a bet with Kyle which requires Kyle to suck his balls, and goes to various extreme measures throughout the "Imaginationland" trilogy to make Kyle do so, including going to the Supreme Court and breaking into the Pentagon (twice). In the end of the trilogy's first part, Cartman is seen with a photo of an innocent looking Kyle. The scene ends with Cartman dragging his finger slowly across Kyle's mouth in the photo, which could be interpreted as an act of lust. At the end of the trilogy's third part, Cartman conjures up an imaginary Kyle to suck the balls of an imaginary Cartman.

Cartman also, in the episode "Go God Go XII", offers to suck Kyle's balls (after Kyle said "Suck my balls, Cartman"), in exchange for Kyle's help in getting Cartman back from the distant future. In the episode "Fatbeard", Kyle encourages Cartman to run away to Somalia, hoping that he will die. Cartman also seems to have no qualms about seriously invading Kyle's personal space, as shown in a scene from "Manbearpig" wherein Cartman, while contemplating his hatred for Kyle, looms a mere inch or two from Kyle's face as he sleeps; soon Kyle wakes up and yells, "Dude, get away from me!"

However, the fact that Kyle challenges Cartman more than any other character in the series, may in fact be the core reason for Cartman's obsessive fixation on him. In "Fatbeard", he says that Kyle has "finally come to terms with his disability" and seemed more willing to kill Kyle later in the episode by making his walk the plank over an alligator. As of "Dead Celebrities", he seems to be more passive toward Kyle, greeting him with only " 'Sup, Jew?". This passive attitude however seemed to be only temporary, as seen in "Crippled Summer", in which during Towelie's intervention on national TV, each of the boys is asked to read a pre-written statement about their feelings for Towelie. Cartman however instead reads off a long-winded hate speech against the Jewish people (most likely the one he intended to use during "Le Petit Tourette"), where he urges the rest of the country to help him in rising up against the Jews and in which most of his speech is directed primarily towards Kyle.

The two have occasionally gotten along such as in "Kenny Dies" and "Pinkeye" when Kyle put his hand on Cartman's shoulder when was upset about Kenny dying. In fact, in "You have 0 Friends", Cartman helped Kyle make new friends, even though Cartman did not appear to be gaining anything out of it. In It's a Jersey Thing, Kyle was ironically the one who saved Cartman when he was being raped by Snooki.

Friendship/Conflict with Butters Stotch
Butters has become Cartman's most frequent victim. Butters sees Cartman as his good friend and treats him as so but in later episodes he treats Cartman the same as everybody else. But, Cartman takes advantage of this and finds Butters extremely easy to manipulate and convert to his point of view, or get him to do what he wants. In "Douche and Turd" Cartman easily gets Butters to vote for his idea of a "turd sandwich" simply by describing the candidates in a certain way. In "Go God Go" he gets Butters to bury him in snow so that he can be unfrozen three weeks later in time for the release of the Wii video game console.

In many episodes entire plots are centered on Cartman's antics against Butters. In "Casa Bonita", Cartman faked an apocalypse so Butters would hide in a bomb shelter for over a week, so Cartman could go with Kyle, Stan, and Kenny to Casa Bonita instead of Butters. In "AWESOM-O" he dressed as a robot to trick Butters, but in the end this failed miserably and Butters happily showed a tape of Cartman dressed like Britney Spears in front of everyone for revenge. In the episode "Christian Rock Hard", Butters does another one at Cartman while he is beaten down by token, by farting on his face giving him the finger while saying "fuck you Eric", for his repeated blasphemy and ruining their band. He also taunts Cartman for being the real 'ugliest' kid in their class and mocks his neo-Nazism in a deleted scene in the episode "The List".

In "The Death of Eric Cartman" all of the people in South Park decide to ignore Cartman because they feel he is a "son of a bitch". Unlike the other boys, Butters isn't aware of the plan and Cartman believes that Butters is the only one who can see him, now that he is "dead". In "Cartman Sucks" he repeatedly invited Butters over to spend the night to play pranks on him, until it backfired on him and he made an inappropriate picture which featured him putting Butter's penis in his mouth, and which ended up being showed to the entire fourth grade class, humiliating Cartman instead of Butters. In the episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever", after Cartman gets brutalized by Wendy, Butters agreed with Craig that he always hated Cartman with everyone else. However, "Eat, Pray, Queef", Cartman shows as much compassion as the other boys towards Butters after he is queefed upon, and even gives him a present, as well as participating in a state-wide attempt to ban queefing with Butters as a mascot, suggesting some compassion for Butters although he, like the others, refuses to go near Butters after he was queefed on. Cartman also "punishes" Butters with the tetherball for not kissing another girl in "Butters' Bottom Bitch". In the episode "Pee" when everybody is rescued Butters is disappointed that Cartman didn't die.

Cartman has the tendency to pull pranks on Butters while he is asleep. This is most apparent in "Asspen" and "Cartman Sucks". One of which is to place a warm glass of water under Butter's hand and then urinate on him. Also in "Jared Has Aides" while Butters got Grounded by his parents, Cartman decided to cover for Butters while Stan and Kyle tried to get 4 million dollars when Butters' parents told him they would call him on the phone every hour.

Friendship/Conflict with Stan Marsh
Cartman and Stan's friendship is clearly existent but it is very tense. In fact, when Kyle and Kenny aren't around, he and Stan often show a close friendship with each other or rarely interact one-on-one. In "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", Stan and Cartman hang out at the boating rack, and Cartman even comments that it is great that they are hanging out with each other without Kyle. In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", while Kyle is immediately distrustful of Cartman's truthfulness in his claim that he cannot control the actions of his hand (which has seemed to take on a life of its own), Stan gives Cartman the benefit of the doubt and admits that, with all the stuff that happens in South Park, Cartman could be telling the truth.

In "Woodland Critter Christmas", Cartman made Stan the protagonist of his Christmas story (he is described as 'the boy in a red poof-ball hat'). Everyone but Kyle likes the story, including Stan. The fact that Stan is portrayed normally in the Christmas story hints that Stan is Cartman's friend, unlike Kyle, who is portrayed as evil. In "Douche and Turd", Stan votes for Cartman's mascot instead of Kyle's, much to Kyle's dismay. Also, in the episode "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus", when Stan appears to be the only boy who hasn't gotten their period, Cartman reassures him that he will get it one day. However, in "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants", Cartman declares that he hates Stan because Stan loves animals. Even so, in the episode "Trapped in the Closet", all three boys de-friend Stan after he becomes the leader of Scientology. As the boys leave, Cartman turns to Stan and says, "I still hate Kyle more than you". In "Fun with Veal", when Cartman was negotiating for weapons and an escape route for him and the rest of the boys, he is at first reluctant to meet the demands of the timid FBI negotiator, but soon agreed to his conditions when he looked at Stan and recognized the sores (which were actually mini-vaginas) on his body and his deteriorating health. This implies that Cartman cares about Stan's well being to an extent. Another reference to their friendship is in "Pee" when Cartman notices that Kyle, Stan, Butters and Jimmy are still alive he instantly hugs Stan, running past Kyle.

In some episodes Stan is shown having a strong hatred for Cartman even if Cartman isn't doing anything. In "Trapper Keeper" when the cyborg says he has to kill Cartman, Stan asks if he can do it, and prepares to shoot Cartman before the cyborg decides against the idea. In "Spooky Fish" Stan is fully for sending Cartman away forever. Although Stan is much more tolerant of Cartman than Kyle is, he often holds Cartman in very high contempt for his unacceptable behavior.

Best friendship/Conflict with Kenny McCormick
Because of Cartman's selfish personality, his best friendship with Kenny isn't as obvious as Stan and Kyle's, and it sometimes looks fake, but it is clearly existent. They're also shown to share a sense of humor, as can be seen in the episode "How to Eat with Your Butt" when Kenny and Cartman continue an elaborate joke, despite Stan and Kyle's objections.

However, Cartman has at times displayed a special dislike for Kenny, often without any reason; most often, he shows contempt for Kenny's family living in poverty. In two separate episodes, "Chickenpox" and "A Ladder to Heaven", Cartman is heard singing the song "In The Ghetto" in order to tease Kenny. In "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" Kenny and Cartman are alone in the scene, and Cartman blurts out "I hate you, Kenny" out of nowhere. In the episode "Jakovasaurs", Cartman makes up a song called "I Hate You Guys" where he sings:


 * "I hate you guys / you guys are assholes / especially Kenny / I hate him the most".

In the episode "Lice Capades" he attempts make Kenny a scapegoat for his lice problem (not realising everyone had lice), and upon "proving" Kenny's guilt with an elaborate, phony experiment, Cartman then organizes a cruel "sock bath" for Kenny - continuing with it even after Ms. Garrison reveals that everyone had lice. In the earlier seasons, Kenny was often painted as Cartman's much abused sidekick, although this role has been filled by Butters since season 6.

It is possible that Kenny is Cartman's only real friend and he does not understand how to react to having such a friend, or the opposite since Stan and Kyle at some points have stated that Kenny isn't really their friend and that they don't give a crap about him (although this is usually whenever they want to avoid him for some reason, such as when he had chickenpox). In the episode, "Kenny Dies", Cartman proclaims that Kenny is his best friend among the three boys, but at the end of the episode it is implied that Cartman is Kenny's "worst friend" since he exploited Kenny's illness for personal gain. However, he had cried over Kenny's illness before discovering the possibility of making his own "Shakeys".

Kenny has generally taken Cartman's side in arguments or when they do things. Cartman is also the only person who seems to take Kenny's deaths seriously. In season 3's "Succubus", when he can't see Kenny (who was crushed seconds earlier) he calls out "Guys? Is Kenny okay?", showing that he might consider Kenny a close friend.

In the episode "Best Friends Forever", Kenny states in his will that he felt sorry for Cartman because of his inability to feel compassion and empathy, and the fact that he will almost certainly end up bitter, miserable, and alone for the rest of his life. Also, in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons", the two are shown playing with spaceships without Stan or Kyle (although Kyle was dying at the time). And in the episode, "A Ladder to Heaven", when Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes mistaking them for chocolate milk, leaving Kenny's soul trapped in his body, until the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Kenny also chooses to appear to Cartman as opposed to Stan or Kyle in "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", although this might be because it was Cartman's fault he died, However he was actually trying to warn and have him tell everyone about Saddam's and Satan's plan for world domination. Cartman is shown to be aware of Kenny's deaths telling the IRS that Kenny "dies all the time". Kenny was the only one out of the four main boys (excluding Butters) to enter his theme park, as well as the only one offered a spot in Cartman's southern army. At the end of the episode "Pinkeye", Cartman was the only one sobbing over Kenny's death. In fact, Cartman even showed a little concern for Kenny when he found out his new girlfriend was a whore in "The Ring". In the episode "Chinpokomon", after Kenny has a seizure and is rendered unresponsive after playing the Chinpokomon video game, Cartman was the only one of the three who seemed to notice that rats were swarming over Kenny and attempting to eat him, and the only one to detach them, telling them, "Bad rats, he isn't dead yet!", and unlike Stan and Kyle (who immediately laughed), he was initially disgusted when it was discovered the rats had actually eaten him from the inside out, before proceeding to laugh. Also in the episode "Butt Out", he noticed that Kenny was eating his own hands, whilst he did nothing he still mentioned it to the boys as if to say 'should we help him?' Kenny also aided Cartman in his escape when Cartman was charged with hate crimes. In the episode "Poor and Stupid", Kenny is shown to value NASCAR more than his friendship with Cartman, who was ruining NASCAR's image. Kenny even went as far as to try to kill Cartman with a sniper rifle, but this was confiscated.

Relationship/Conflict with Wendy Testaburger
Cartman is known to taunt Wendy for her liberal and environmentalist views, and often refers to her as a hippie or a tree hugger. However, in "Chef Goes Nanners", after they were working together on the flag debate, he entertained her by talking through two action figures. He and she then found out that they had a lot in common with each other. When Wendy kissed him at the presentation to get her emotions out of her system, he was pleased (albeit surprised) and facially bragged to Stan about it. He later seemed dejected when Wendy told him her feelings for him were gone. In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" after Wendy grows adult-sized breasts Cartman and the other boys laugh at her and Cartman calls her a "stupid bitch." In the episode "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman treats Wendy's plea for breast cancer awareness as a joke, and subsequently she beats his ass, leaving him in his own pool of blood. Despite this, Cartman may still have a sexual attraction to Wendy seen in Cartman's inaccurate flashbacks and imaginations in "Fishsticks": when Cartman "killed a dragon" and "saved South Park from the Jew-Bots" as Wendy showers him in praise as he basks in it. Cartman seems to grow more hate and always assaults Wendy when he gets any chance in "Dances with Smurfs" as he may still hold a grudge against Wendy after being beaten up by her in "Breast Cancer Show Ever".

Relationship with Chef
Although Cartman doesn't generally like anyone in particular, he was very fond of Chef, as seen in "The Return of Chef" where Cartman was crying in front of Butters and even admitted that he was going to miss Chef, but didn't know how to tell him. He normally used to go to Chef with his problems, and Chef was always willing to help him. Chef even helped Cartman get Kenny's soul out of his body, before it killed him.

However, when Cartman was creating a crew to free the town from the hippies, he chose Chef as the black man to sacrifice himself later. It should be noted that before Cartman found out that Liane was his father, he had been told that Chef was his father. And despite Chef's willingness to help Cartman, he like everyone else in town, is more than willing to insult Cartman and call him fat.

Friendship with Clyde Donovan
Ever since "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", Clyde seems to show great respect for Cartman, since he went through everyone calling him a fat ass. Everyone seems to be shocked whenever Clyde stands up for Cartman, especially Cartman (one example was in Marjorine). Clyde joined Cartman's pirate crew in "Fatbeard". He is also always in Cartman's groups whenever Cartman assembles a group against other enemies.

Relationship with Bebe Stevens
Wendy's best friend, Bebe, often shows hatred for Cartman, as he does for her. In "Raisins", Bebe tells Stan that Wendy wants to break up with Stan, leading to a heated argument between Cartman and Bebe, Cartman calls Bebe a whore numerous times to which Bebe calls Cartman a fat ass. In "The Ungroundable" at the beginning of the episode, all of the kids are seen playing Call of Duty: World At War. Cartman is shot and killed by someone within the game and he says, "Ah! Who just shot me!", and Bebe leans away from her computer and flips Cartman off, saying that she killed him within the game, when Cartman's character respawns, he immediately attacks Bebe and refers to her as a "bitch". Also, in "The List", Cartman says to Bebe: "Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, bitch!". He also disagress with Bebe about farts in "Eat, Pray, Queef". In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", Cartman role plays "Silence of the Lambs" with his dolls with Bebe and the two seemingly get on well together without anyone else around.

Relationship with Patty Nelson
In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" Cartman said that he had put his finger up his butthole, and then walked up to Patty and asked her if she smelled lemon grass (which she then puked at). In "Le Petit Tourette", when Cartman's fake Tourette's become real, he reveals to everyone that he is in love with Patty Nelson, and that he fantasizes kissing her. Upon hearing this however, Patty Nelson looks horrified as she mutters "Eww..."

Relationship with Heidi Turner
In "Follow That Egg!", Cartman was assigned and paired up with Heidi to take of an egg for a school assignment, later when Cartman broke the egg he begged Ms. Garrison to give her an "A" and give him an "F", this could possibly prove that Cartman cares and has feelings for her, however in later episodes it doesn't show much of them having a relationship. It is also likely that he said this to get a better grade, because the A and F average out to a C, whereas two F's would mean Cartman failed.

Friendship with Ike Broflovski
Ike has been shown working with Cartman on occasion, and is the only Jew that Cartman does not seem to discriminate against (although it is possible he does not know he is Jewish). In the earlier seasons, Cartman seemed either indifferent or hostile to Ike, although recently he has started to work with him more. Ike joined Cartman's crew in "Fatbeard", and was the only Jew in the crew. He acted as Cartman's right hand man and 2nd in command, Cartman usually going to him when he needed something done.

Friendship with Jimmy Valmer
Jimmy is one of the kids that Cartman have manipulated sometimes, and sometimes becomes his rival in "Craig's Gang". However, Jimmy seems to be one of the few people that Cartman respects and is willing to do good deeds for. As shown in many episodes, he enjoys Jimmy's comedy and often goes to him whenever he needs advice. He was even willing to sacrifice himself to save Jimmy in "Fishsticks". Even though this was because Cartman believed he wrote Jimmy's joke and was in a way trying to take credit, the fact that he was willing to sacrifice himself to Kanye West to save Jimmy, this is still very noteworthy as one of the few times Cartman did a good deed without being promised anything in return. Jimmy also sometimes go to Cartman for advice, such as when Cartman helped Jimmy with his love life in "Erection Day".

Friendship/Conflict with Token Black
He dosen't really like Token Black because he's always says something stereotypes and shows mean things to him during the show. Token really hates Cartman that he's racist and racist to black people. When Token constantly mocked Cartman about his weight this causes Cartman to throw a rock him injuring him in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 (though Kyle insulted him this time), However during his release and after winning the race against the girls Cartman vows to never take his friends for granted again, much to Token's delight as he's starting to warm up to him. Cartman even makes fun of him because he rich and wealthy and bringing stuff for show in tale and brought his father's laptop to connect the weather. Cartman got beat up by Token in Christian Rock Hard. Cartman has a very hatred between hippies, jews, and black people. And ask him have he ever been to JMart, and got very jealousy about Token. He even told him to get a bass guitar and hates his stereotypes. Him, Butters and Token have there own album card Faith + 1. In The Death of Eric Cartman, Cartman remorsefully apologize to Token for ripping on him for being black (thinking that he was a ghost and doesn't realize that he was being ignored at the time). He and Token barely get along.

Billy Mays
In "Dead Celebrities" Cartman shows surprising respect and loyalty to Billy Mays for introducing him to the product Chipotlaway, which allows him to continue eating at Chipotle despite the fact that it causes blood to stain his underwear. Throughout the entire episode, Cartman is motivated solely by his desire to put Billy Mays' soul to rest, never once expressing any intention to gain anything from this endeavor in the process. Even at the end of the episode, by which time Cartman usually reveals his ulterior motive(s), Cartman still focuses on the fact that Billy Mays is at peace.

Romper Stomper
Cartman seems to have formed a genuine friendship with his cell-mate while he was in prison in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" after Romper Stomper showed compassion to him when he was seen crying. Though Cartman seems to have held him little regard (as evidenced from when he attempted to run away from the prison while Romper-Stomper suffered an injury and stayed behind), he appears to have genuinely appreciated Romper-Stomper's help. After Cartman was released from prison, he visited Romper-Stomper again and pooped Disneyland (the place Romper-Stomper had always wanted to see) into the toilet for him with nothing to gain from it. In addition to his relationship with Billy Mays and Shelley Marsh, Romper-Stomper is one of the few people which Cartman has done a good deed for without being promised anything in return.

Conflict with Scott Tenorman
Scott Tenorman is Cartman's half-brother and arch nemesis. Their first meeting was in &quot;Scott Tenorman Must Die&quot;, in which Scott sold Cartman his pubic hair, convincing Cartman it would signify maturity for him. When Cartman realized the truth, he then proceeded to attempt several fruitless revenge plots, until at last he created an elaborate scheme in which he had their father Jack, and Mrs. Tenorman killed, ground up into Chili and fed to Scott. This event drove Scott insane, and during his time in a mental institution he plotted his revenge. They met again in 201, in which Scott resurrected the Ginger Separatist Movement that Cartman created, as part of a complicated plan to get revenge on Cartman by revealing who his real father was. After capturing Cartman and all the surviving possible fathers of South Park (Chef & Jack Tenorman both being dead) and Ms. Cartman, Scott revealed that Cartman's father was a member of the Denver Broncos, but that the town covered up the truth because they didn't want to ruin the Bronco's season by spreading knowledge of an illegitimate child scandal. Scott then explains that his own father was a member of the Broncos, and the only one who lived in South Park. Cartman is horrified to learn that Scott's father was also his father as well. After feeding Cartman tainted chili, Scott escapes capture by means of a jet-pack, not doubt with the intent of getting further revenge against his half-brother and his friends. Scott's plan works however, in that Cartman is left in tears, not because his father is dead however, but because he's half-ginger.

Friendship/Conflict with Craig
Throughout the series, Cartman shows a special dislike for Craig. He usually tries to prove Craig wrong and annoy him. However Craig is usually Cartman's right-hand man.

Social Standing in General
Most people at school openly despise Cartman for being as selfish and mean spirited as he is, and also mock him all the time for his weight (which has lead Cartman to be extremely insecure, going as far to dismember children when they insult his weight). Kyle and possibly Stan, however, seem to be the only ones aware of how dangerous and mentally imbalanced he is, as well as the only ones who try to keep others from falling into his manipulation. He has been portrayed as somewhat of a bully; he always insults new kids with offensive, often profane words, never really leaving them alone. He physically abuses others both through his fists and weapons (such as when he hit Token and Pip with rocks). He is also shown to be very vulgar and disgusting, doing things like holding people down and farting on them and making them smell his rectum. He also tells extremely dirty jokes. While most of his male peers think this is funny (especially Kenny), it often causes the girls to despise him. He is heavily implied to only pick on others because of the insecurity he has acquired from others calling him fat. Also, despite their hatred of him, all the kids seem to accept him as a leader, and sometimes invite him to social events such as parties and vice versa. In the Pandemic 2 parter, it is implied that Stan, Kyle, and Kenny hang around with Cartman because they can't find other friends or vice versa; Craig states that everyone at school hates them.

Manipulation and Leadership Ability
"You are such a manipulative asshole Cartman" -Kyle upon seeing Cartman manipulate the gingers into doing the opposite of what he had previously told them to do in "Ginger Kids"

"Yes but at least I'm not going to die" - In which Cartman (for once agrees with Kyle), as he admits that he is manipulative, 'cause that's likely what he does in almost every episode.

Although having his origins as little more than a comic foil, Cartman has evolved into a character of stunningly articulate manipulative talents and techniques. His abilities are deeply Machiavellian in nature, and his character follows closely in the footsteps of other famous manipulators such as the character Iago from William Shakespeare's Othello. In several episodes throughout the series, he employs this skill to get what he wants. His most frequent targets are adults in general, and "Butters Stotch", though he often targets other children for more personal purposes, including convincing Butters to "take one for the team" and be anally gang-raped by men from NAMBLA in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", and repeatedly convincing Kyle that he is doing good, only to exploit Kyle's help later on. He talked the ginger kids out of killing all non-gingers after Kyle told him that they had played a trick on him in "Ginger Kids". Earlier in that episode he had rallied all the gingers into a genocidal frenzy, convincing them that all non-gingers are inferior in a Hitler or KKK-esque way, as well as stage violent protests and march down the streets chanting "red power!". He then made them kidnap all the children in town and hold them in a cage over a pit of lava, but managed to convince them to stop when he figured out the penalties for himself in very little time. Along the same line, in "The Passion of the Jew", he is able to rally all the members of the Mel Gibson fan club to march through the town while yelling, "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!" (We must exterminate the Jews!). However it should probably be noted that they were ignorant of the true meaning of this phrase, mistaking it for Aramaic. But given the fact that it caused a large argument in the middle of the city between his group and some Jews, and given the violent and ignorant nature of most adults in South Park, it would not be surprising if it had turned into violence if allowed to continue. Cartman was also shown smiling in the background at the argument, as if all was according to his plan. He also demonstrates great understanding of the human mind and the way to exploit it. In the episode "Tsst", Cartman was able to drive several nannies from his house with insults and insinuation (even causing one to be put in a mental hospital). In the same episode, he also made one child saw his own leg off in a reference to the movie "Saw".

Cartman's perceived stupidity by his friends can be attributed to his sometimes naive, careless behavior, however his uncanny skill at manipulation, bilingualism, and ability to create elaborate schemes which are often effective imply a surprisingly high intellect. Cartman seems to have no problem talking to people and speaking in general. He has an uncanny way with words and uses that to his advantage whenever he plots an idea. For example, in "Kenny Dies", Cartman delivers a speech to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. He also appears to be multilingual (though not very well). He claims to be able to speak Spanish in "Rainforest Schmainforest", when he tells a Costa Rican freedom fighter that he wants burritos, and in "My Future Self n' Me", he actually speaks Spanish to the Mexican workers hired to smear Butter's home with excrement. In "D-Yikes" Cartman again demonstrates his proficiency in Spanish when hiring Mexicans to write an "essay" (which the immigrants mistake for the Spanish informal word for a friend, ese) on The Old Man and the Sea. He is the only one of the children in South Park to speak Spanish fluently, as shown when kids go to him when they can't understand people, although he is sometimes prone to grammatical errors, such as the previously mentioned example. In "The Passion of the Jew", Cartman also speaks German (but most of his words are mispronounced, and it is likely he only knows those few Nazi slogans).

In "Cartoon Wars", he exploited a controversy involving the appearance of Muhammad on Family Guy to try to get the show off the air; he pretended to be the hapless victim of an Islamic terrorist attack to try to discourage the FOX president and the Family Guy staff writers from airing the Muhammad episode. On another occasion he was able to convince the majority of the adults of South Park (as well as many people from other cities and the entire state of South Carolina) to nearly take over the U.S. via an out-of-hand re-enactment of the Civil War, as long as he kept them drunk so they wouldn't realize what they were doing.

Cartman is also a very good leader as a pirate captain, in "Fatbeard", when he convinces all the Somalian pirates to join his crew, and causes so much trouble to international shipping that the United States Navy had to track him down and kill his crew.

Cartman's shining accomplishment (according to Comedy Central's list of "Cartman's 25 Greatest Moments") came in the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die", a testimony to Cartman's hidden ingenuity and cunning, as well as the full extent of his cruelty and mental imbalance. Scott Tenorman continually defeats Cartman's attempts at retrieving a sum of money Scott tricked him out of throughout the episode, humiliating Cartman and elevating his hatred and desire for revenge. Finally, Cartman gets the last laugh, as he indirectly coerces Scott's parents into a situation where they are trespassing, and are consequently shot and killed. Cartman then steals the bodies and makes them into chili which he promptly feeds to Scott. Cartman then coolly tells Scott how his parents died, hints at what happened to their remains, and inquires about his chili: "Do you like it? Do you like it Scott?". Scott is traumatized and horror-stricken, and Cartman gloats and laughs hysterically at the inconsolable Tenorman, while licking Scott's "tears of unfathomable sadness" off his face with intense pleasure. However, Scott got the last laugh when Cartman discovered that Jack Tenorman was also his father, much to his shock.

Cartman has also organized several groups of boys when rallying against his enemies, including an online griefer (in "Make Love, not Warcraft) and the girls on at least 2 occasions: Where he tries to obtain a "future telling device" in Marjorine, and when he captures a list of what the girls declared the cutest guys in "The List", the boys following by Cartman's plans. He is always the leader, and manages to lead all the boys in the group into success almost every time. Butters or Craig usually act as his right hand man, and recurring members of the groups include Token, Craig, Clyde, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Butters.

Multilingualism
Throughout the entire run of the South Park series, there have been a few instances where Cartman spoke languages other than English quite fluently. For example, in "Passion Of The Jew" (Season 8, Episode 4), when Cartman dressed as Hitler, while rallying outside the theater presenting "The Passion" with a group of Christian followers, he began chanting hateful comments to Jews in German such as "Es Ist Zeit zu säubern" ("It's time to cleanse), while the crowd replies ""Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!" ("We must exterminate the Jews!"). Next, Cartman exclaimed "Es ist Zeit für Rache!" ("It is time for revenge") and the crowd replies "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!" ("We must exterminate the Jews!"). While Cartman didn't necessarily pronounce the German words correctly, it was pretty clear that he understood what they meant in English and his followers did not. However, in "Pandemic" (Season 12, Episode 10), the boys decided to start heir own Peruvian band to earn some spending money. When they spotted a real Peruvian band "stealing their spotlight", after the other boys first confronted them in English and the band members continued to play as if they didn't hear them (since they didn't speak English), Cartman began yelling at them in Spanish, generally telling them to stop playing in their area. The band paused for a long second in confusion, then continued to play. This then prompted Cartman to repeat what he originally told them in Spanish and out of anger he even snatched one of their instruments away and threw it off into the distance. Granted, there really hasn't been much focus on this particular talent of Cartman's (since most of the story plots don't focus on it) so there's virtually very little known as to how he learned these other languages so well at such a young age. It's possible that his mom Liane Cartman may have personally taught him the other languages, as was revealed in Hooked On Monkey Phonics when she purchased a educational game that helped Cartman to improve his spelling skills.

Music
Cartman appears to be very musically talented. He plays the piano quite well in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" (although the piano plays by itself whilst he is singing), the violin in "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes", the French horn in "Summer Sucks", the drums in "The Red Badge of Gayness", the harmonica in "Jakovasaurs" and "Whale Whores", the recorder in "World Wide Recorder Concert", the acoustic guitar in "Chinpokomon", and pan flute in "Pandemic".

His Christian rock group "Faith + 1" sold 1,000,000 copies of its album in the episode "Christian Rock Hard". In the film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman is shown singing in mock versions of Chinese, French, Dutch and an unidentified African language by singing "Kyle's mom's a Bitch". In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Cartman sings, "O, Holy Night" (despite several interruptions). In "Chef Aid", he sings and does a German dance to raise money for Chef's legal fees. He also leads a boy band in the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".

Cartman's musical tastes run toward progressive and arena rock in general and maudlin power ballads in particular. "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" shows for the first time that Cartman has the uncontrollable urge to finish singing Styx's "Come Sail Away" whenever he hears any part of the song, which he can do, under pressure, in 27 seconds (possibly a sign that he has a very minor case of OCD based on the fact that he mentioned it was not only songs he had to finish). In "Kenny Dies", Cartman sings "Heat of the Moment" to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. Cartman also appears to enjoy teen pop, as demonstrated in his Britney Spears dance sequence in "AWESOM-O". He also quotes, "Haha charade you are" from Pink Floyd's song, Pigs (Three Different Ones).

Cartman frequently bursts into song spontaneously, sometimes with melodies and topical lyrics of his own devising. He often uses this skill in order to persuade others by using the song to manipulate their thoughts and emotions. This penchant for ad hoc songs was specifically mentioned in "Ginger Kids". This also happened in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons" when Stan asks Cartman to donate a kidney to a very sickly Kyle, Cartman replies by singing "No no no no no no no no no no!" to the tune of "Comedy tonight" from "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum"

In a mean-spirited feeling, Cartman begins singing an Elvis version of "In The Ghetto" When in Kenny's neighborhood, namely, the ghetto.

For Rush's Snakes and Arrows tour, a short animated clip was made to introduce the song "Tom Sawyer," featuring the boys from South Park as a band attempting to perform the song. Cartman is featured as the lead singer. In "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", he bursts into song, singing "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" he also did this in "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", despite Kyle's repeated warnings.

Cartman has also been featured on several tracks on all three South Park albums.

Photography
Cartman knows a lot about Photography, as shown in a few episodes. In "Christian Rock Hard", he demonstrates his knowledge of the nature of music artist's album covers, such as how the members of a band are mostly in random places looking in other directions and never smile. Also, in "Cartman Sucks", Cartman takes up his hobby of inviting Butters over, just to take embarrassing photos of him. He is also shown presenting a slideshow in class, and comments about them skillfully. Also, in "Imaginationland Episode II" and "Imaginationland Episode III", he is talking about how he should take his picture of Kyle sucking his balls. He even has professional help with his photo shoot in Part III. Also he is good at Photoshop, (though his art skills are very first grade like) as we can see from "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", when he is framing Kyle.

Sports
Cartman has been good at sports, and also bad. He has been seen playing center in Football in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and on the Dodge-Ball team in the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady". He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". In later episodes "ManBearPig" and "Guitar Queer-o", Cartman is seen to be playing basketball with the other boys, however he isn't nearly as talented as he seems to think or the others. He often cries out 'Stop cheating you black asshole!' when an opponent beats him, or 'You tricked me!' as if this was illegal. However, Cartman seems to have a grasp of cheating strategies (as seen in "Eek, A Penis!".) Cartman tries out for the wrestling team in "W.T.F", but leaves after he is put into a "gay" move by Butters, who was told by the teacher to do so. In the same episode he formed a wrestling league along with some of the other boys. However, the wrestling in which they performed was more dramatic theater in which they created complicated in depth story lines for their wrestling personas, rather than actual athletic prowess. Cartman also is seen as a not very good swimmer, in "Summer Sucks". Cartman is upstaged by handicapped children in "Up the Down Steroid", where his elaborate plan to beat the handicapped children in athletics backfires, with him placing dead last.

Weaponry
Cartman is shown carrying weapons more than any other kid in South Park, although where he obtains these weapons is almost never properly explained. He has been shown using a dagger when trying to stop Stan and Kyle from destroying the Wall-Mart, and a pair of sai (a Japanese short sword) in "Good Times With Weapons". He never actually struck anyone with these weapons, although it is pretty obvious he could have.

In the early episode "Chickenlover", Cartman receives a nightstick (otherwise known as a baton) due to his duty as police officer. He constantly uses it to abuse suspects and criminals, usually hitting them in the legs.

In the first part of Imaginationland, Cartman is seen brandishing a Bowie knife

In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", he also was shown using a very potent type of mace (other wise known as "Pepper Spray") designed for use on bears. He uses it with gusto on suspects and people evading capture, as well as on people who probably did not need it. The rest of his crew uses the same mace.

Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in a few episodes. He however has never fired it, and only uses it to threaten people. He used it to "persuade" Kyle into giving him his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow." In Cartoon Wars part 2, Cartman used it to threaten the president of FOX, however he realizes soon that he forgot to load it, causing him to throw it to the ground in frustration. His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm, as Butters keeps accidentally shoots men in the dick).

Despite the fact that he has many weapons at his disposal, he does not seem to be very good with them. In Wing, he is seen firing an unidentified assault rifle, although he never can land precise shots with it due to the recoil making Cartman flail his arms around, although this is understandable as 9 year olds are not generally intended to use firearms. He also shows an inability to use his dagger when fighting Kenny over the Wall-Mart, although it is likely he either had no interest in killing Kenny (only use the dagger for threatening people), or that he was too pre-occupied with Kenny lightly slapping him to use it.

Facebook
Cartman has an Facebook account as seen in You Have 0 Friends. He ran a regular podcast named Mad Friends (parody of Mad Money). The episode is based on the ever growing Facebook craze. He tried to help Kyle delete Kip Drordy and get new friends by using Chat Roulette, but the only result he got were men masturbating and pictures of penises. In the real world, he has a Facebook account which is run by someone from South Park Studios.

Quotes
Chef: …Cartman? Stan: No, that's Kenny. Cartman: What the hell are you assholes doing here? Stan: That's Cartman.
 * "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off."
 * "I love you guys."
 * Cartman: Hey, guys! How's it goin'?

Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
 * Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.


 * "Oh good, he got the crappy kidney."


 * "We're never gunna get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!"


 * "Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"


 * "Yeah, the fireman is very magical, rub his helmet and he spits in your eye."

Cartman: No, it was Kenny! Mr. Garrison: Very funny, Eric. Kenny's dead!
 * Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just throw a paper airplane?


 * "I'm not fat, I have a different life choice."


 * "Mommm, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!"

Ben Affleck: Jenny, oh Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you. Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): I can't stop thinking about you either Ben! Ben Affleck: I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.
 * Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): BEN! You bought me roses!

Cartman: Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here? Kyle: All right, all right. I guess it's kind of possible... Cartman: Ha ha ha! I got you, kind of! I got you, kind of!
 * Kyle: Cartman, who in the world is Mitch Conner?


 * "Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off."

My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just… shut off the lights''"
 * "''Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go

Cartman: [as AWESOM-O] Suck my balls, Kyle.
 * Kyle: Hey AWESOM-O, I'd also like some celery sticks chopped up two inches long, with peanut butter and raisins on top.


 * "Ooh, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls! Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!"


 * "Yes, let the anger come! Strike me down while you can! But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile!"


 * "Looks like you're about to get pwned."


 * "Yes! I am God of the Sea people!"


 * "It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom."


 * "Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."


 * "Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I want!"


 * "Well, I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done. I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself. Goodbye, friends."


 * "You guys, I'm seriously!"


 * "Oh goddammit!"


 * "I hate you (Kyle/Kenny/Stan)."


 * "I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner, chicks love vacuum cleaners."

Kid: What? [Cartman slams kid up against the lockers pining him in the process] Cartman: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! [Holds up the bear mace for the kid to see.] Cartman: THIS IS THE MACE THEY USE ON BEARS, FAGGOT! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HALLPASS! Kid: [holds up hallpass] It's right here. Cartman: Alright, cool bra. Go with Christ. [Cartman starts to walk away] Kid: What, you can't just push me up against tha… [Cartman kicks the kid, sending him flying off screen]
 * Cartman: [as the Dawg]: HALLPASS, SHOW ME YOUR HALLPASS!


 * "Shut up Kenny, you poor piece of crap!"


 * "Screw you guys, I'm going home."


 * "Respect mah authoritah/Respect mah fuckin' authoritah!"


 * "I'm not fat, I'm big boned."


 * "Goddamnit, don't call me fat, you butt-fucking son of a bitch!"


 * "Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah nah, I made you eat your parents."


 * "Ha, ha charade you are!"


 * "OK, that does it! Why has everything today involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?"


 * "Kenny's family is so poor, that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage."


 * "Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"


 * "French people piss me off."


 * "You're breaking my balls."


 * "Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it."


 * "Okay, old people need to be quiet now."


 * "Seriously, I'm getting pissed off right now!"


 * "I hate you guys so very, very much."


 * "Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm Jesus, and you aren't."


 * "Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


 * "Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!"


 * "Remind me to cut your balls off when we get back."


 * "I'll make you eat your parents."


 * "I'll roshambo you for it."


 * "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!"


 * "Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white Hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."


 * "I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west sai-eede."


 * "Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two."


 * "Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed'!"


 * "My mom says if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet."


 * "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."


 * "Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!"


 * "Yeah, well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000."


 * "Beefcake!"


 * "I don't want to be friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off."


 * "Suck my asshole, Taco Bender!"


 * "Kenny said in Hell people speak Spanish and there is water there, but if you drink it you pee blood for 32 hours."


 * "Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?"


 * "Hmm. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Hmm, let's see."


 * "Jesus was made... of crackers?"


 * "When I get down from here, I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts!"


 * "Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!"


 * "I'm telling my mom I'm staying at Stan's house. Stan's telling his mom he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny isn't telling his parents anything because they're both alcoholics and they don't care."


 * "Eew, this place smells like Kenny's house!"


 * "Shut up hippies! I kill you!"


 * "He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin."


 * "I don't like Kenny anymore."


 * "Get the fudge OUT!"


 * A famous moment from the movie where the boys get in trouble
 * Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
 * Cartman: [mocks Kyle by imitating his voice in a high pitch]
 * Kyle: "Shut up, fat boy!"
 * Cartman: "Hey, don't call me fat you fucking Jew!"
 * Mr. Garrison: "Eric! Did you just say the F-word?"
 * Cartman: "Jew?"
 * Kyle: "No he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" at school you fucking fatass."
 * Mr. Garrison: "Kyle!"
 * Cartman: "Why the fuck not?"
 * Mr. Garrison: "Eric!"
 * Stan: "Dude, you just said fuck again!"
 * Mr. Garrison: "Stanley!"
 * Kenny: [muffled] "Fuck."
 * Mr. Garrison: "Kenny!"
 * Cartman: "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck."
 * Mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?!"
 * Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"
 * Class: [gasp]
 * Mr. Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
 * Cartman: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was - [through megaphone] "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
 * Stan: "Holy shit, dude."


 * Kitty: "Meow"
 * Cartman: "No kitty, this is my pot pie!"
 * Kitty: "Meow"
 * Cartman: "No kitty, that's a bad kitty!"
 * Kitty: "Meow"
 * Cartman: "NO KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE! BAD KITTY! [farts] S'cuse me Kitty!"
 * Kitty: "Meow"
 * Cartman: "MOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!"
 * Ms. Cartman: "Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight."
 * Cartman: "What?"


 * "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."


 * "How do I reeeach theeese kids?"


 * "Fuck you Millie, fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever-your-name-is and fuck you, bitch!"


 * "[singing] I hate you guys, You guys are assholes, Especially Kenny, I hate him the most."


 * "Guys, don't laugh. It makes me feel insecure about my illness."


 * "But now my mom has given us so much money that she's bankrupt, and we're poor, like Kenny. [Kenny approaches him and reaches out, but Cartman brushes him off] Don't touch me, Kenny. [Kenny steps back]"


 * Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
 * Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!


 * Cartman: "All right Kyle, let's be partners."
 * Kyle: "I hate you, remember? You wanna be partners, Jimmy?"
 * Cartman: "Jesus, what have I ever done to you?"


 * Butters: "I am so disappointed in myself. Teacher gave me a responsibility, and I was supposed to look after my partner, and I blew it!"


 * Cartman: "Don't be too hard on yourself, Butters. You can't help being a douchebag."

Stan: Well what can we do about it? Cartman: We have no choice guys. We're just going to have to kill Kyle.
 * Cartman: "Jews can't be pirates/have no rhythm/are unpopular/have no friends."
 * Cartman: Look guys. A lot of the kids in school are talking and they are spreading rumors that we're not metro-sexuals because we hang out with Kyle.


 * Cartman [as the Coon]: "You can't kick ME out of Coon and Friends, I'm the FUCKING COON!"


 * Cartman [as the Coon]: "Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness, and go back to my original team? Naw, screw that! I'm just gonna keep bein' a fuckin' dick!"
 * Cartman [as the Coon])" Sometimes, to defeat the ultimate evil, you must make friends with enemies. The Coon teamed up with Cthulu, because even Cthulu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are, and that they are manipulative, uncaring vagina faces!"

Address
In the episode "Jakovasaurs", Cartman's backpack is shown with a tag that reads:


 * E. Cartman
 * 21208 E. Bonaza Cir.
 * South Park, CO

Heroic Moments / Heroism

 * In "Die Hippie, Die", his intolerance of hippies saves South Park from a drug-filled hippie music festival.


 * In "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut", his frequent use of vulgarity, after getting electrocuted by a power box, coupled with the experimental V-chip implanted in his brain to stop him from swearing (which gave him temporary electrostatic powers), deliberately helps save the world from Saddam Hussein.


 * In "I'm a Little Bit Country" by filling his TiVo with the history channel and dropping it and himself into a pool he able to travel back in time to 1776, where he is able to institute the American tradition of Ice Cream Thursdays and return to South Park with a special 100th episode message about war and peace.


 * In "The Snuke", Cartman's intolerance against Muslims and his use of racial profiling save the day.


 * In "Grey Dawn", Cartman is the boy that figures out that by shutting down Country Kitchen Buffet, the Elderly won't have anywhere to get food, this being one of the few occasions where the boys rely on Cartman's planning (but only to an extent; Cartman wanted Kyle to suicide bomb the Buffet, but Stan over-ruled that and said they would only lock the doors.)


 * In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Cartman is under the belief that he was a ghost trapped on Earth until things where made right. He distracts three escaped convicts who were holding ten people hostage at the Red Cross while Butters lets them escape. Also in this episode Cartman makes up for all his previous wrongs such as the Sally Struthers incident (Starvin' Marvin), feeding parents to their child (Scott Tenorman Must Die), and crapping in the principals purse (seven times).


 * In "Smug Alert!", he saves Kyle's family from a smug storm (however, this is due to the fact that Cartman had no one else to taunt and insult).


 * In "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny logged into World of Warcraft together to kill the player killer Jenkins' character. First, Stan retrieves the Sword of a Thousand Truths from his dad. Second Kenny shoots his arrow and Kyle uses magic to paralyze Jenkins' character. And finally, after Cartman says, "Looks like you're about to get pwned", he crushes the player killer's head with his war hammer.


 * In "The Succubus", Cartman helps his friends to save Chef from unknowingly marrying a Succubus. Unfortunately, he doesn't prove to be very useful because at the time he was recovering from laser corrective surgery for his eyes.


 * In "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", Cartman helps Kyle to save his brother Ike from his Kindergarten teacher Ms. Stevenson, whom Ike was having an unhealthy sexual relationship with. Although Cartman was doing it mainly because the two were making out in the school hallways while he was the hall monitor (A job he took very seriously), he proves extraordinarily helpful and Kyle thanks him.


 * In "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods", Cartman, angry at the other boys for missing his commercial debut, kicks the star projector, sending the full blast of the mind control machine into Dr. Adams' brain, saving the kids, Mr. Mackey, and Nurse Gollum from being put under mind control.


 * In "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants", Cartman repeatedly outsmarts, injures, and humiliates Osama Bin Laden until he is executed by a US soldier.
 * In "The Coon series", Cartman's secret identity is The Coon, former leader of a superhero-group Coon and Friends. Where he and the boys try to help people in trouble. However, he seems to merely use this for the fame that comes with it.

Season 3

 * Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
 * Jewbilee

Season 4

 * Pip

Season 10

 * A Million Little Fibers
 * Stanley's Cup

Season 11

 * More Crap

Accomplishments
Over the course of the series, Cartman managed to accomplish a wide range of achievements more than any other character of South Park. Some of them are a success or failure:
 * "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" - Wins the Cheesey Poofs singing commercial contest. However, he only got one line ("Lame") in the commercial. (Successful Failure)
 * &quot;The Red Badge of Gayness" - Tries to win a bet over Stan and Kyle, so that they have to be his slaves for a month. Failure, although he did manage to manipulate an entire army of drunken southerners to almost split apart the US, and never got punished in any way for it (Failure).
 * "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" - Proves himself that he's "Mature" and becomes NAMBLA's poster-child, unaware they were pedophiles. (Successful Failure)
 * "Scott Tenorman Must Die" - Had Scott Tenorman's parents killed, grounded them up into chili, and fed it to their son. (Success, and Failure seeing as he kills his dad doing this)
 * "Cartmanland" - Bought the theme park with one million dollars he inherited from his grandmother. After selling it back to the original owner, he blew all his money. (Failure)
 * "Red Hot Catholic Love" - Proved to Kyle that it is possible to defecate out of the mouth after putting food up the anus. (Successful Failure, although he proved Kyle that his theory worked, Kyle congratulated Cartman which ruined his true intentions: Humiliating Kyle by flaunting the money he lost.)
 * "Christian Rock Hard" - Forms a band to make a platinum album, but only gets "myrrh". (Failure)
 * "The Passion of the Jew" - Attempts to start a second Holocaust. But, succeeds in tricking a big crowd on his side for a while. (Successful Failure)
 * "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" - Bets Kyle that when you die you release your bowels. (Success)
 * "Imaginationland Episode III" - Tells Kyle, that Kyle will suck his balls before the day is over. Technically because Kyle said all things imaginary are real. (Success)
 * "Mysterion Rises" - Become a complete but extremely delusional villain starting by controlling Cthulhu with his "cute and cuddly" methods and attack many innocent people starting with the hippies, the Jewish Synogogue, and San Francisco. (Success)
 * "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" - Have Cthulu destroy the hippie concert of Burning Man, eliminate every single Whole Foods Market, send Coon and Friends to a dark oblivion, murder Justin Bieber, and do more evil. (Success/Failure)

Deaths

 * He first died in "The Spirit of Christmas", in which he is thrown and killed by Frosty. However, he was named Kenny instead of Cartman.


 * Cartman also is killed in "Imaginationland Episode III" when Al Gore, breaks the Imagination door way, and sends him, Kyle and every one into Imaginationland along with a nuclear bomb killing Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Jesus and everyone still alive in Imaginationland after the large battle between the good and evil characters. He and everyone else is revived by Butters.


 * Cartman has nearly been killed on numerous occasions, and nearly kills himself a few times (examples of this would be in "I'm a Little Bit Country" and "Cartman's Incredible Gift").

In popular culture

 * Cartman was placed tenth on TV Guide's 2002 list of the "50 Greatest Cartoon Characters of All Time".
 * In 2003, he was chosen as one of "VH1's 200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons", at number 198.
 * Also, in 2005, Cartman was ranked number nineteen on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV Characters.


 * In the Powerpuff Girls episode "Imaginary Fiend", when Blossom was tripped and landed in the coat rack, she ended up dressed like Cartman. She also said "Uh he tripped me seriously"; a similar way Cartman says his lines.


 * Cartman's "You Will Respect My Authoritah!" in the "Chickenlover" episode is covered by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.


 * Cartman's head can be seen in the ACT Easts picture under the name Adam Doyle.25 "Greatest" Moments (October 2005)


 * ABC used Cartman to introduce the lineups of a Colorado Buffaloes game.
 * Cartman also appears on screen between play at Los Angeles Kings games.


 * In "Futurama: Bender's Big Score", he has a small cameo as a head in a jar.


 * In the late 90's, there was a pro wrestler in the WWF (Now WWE) named Golga (John Tenta), who had a gimmick that had an obsession for Cartman holding a doll and wearing a t-shirt.

Cartman Merchandise

 * The Cult of Cartman
 * Toys

Trivia

 * Cartman is mostly known through his family name. However, apart Stan and Kyle, all characters in the show call him by his first name, Eric.


 * As shown in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", Stan and Kyle pick on Cartman because he is fat, not because of his many crimes.
 * Cartman has been shown to go to great lengths to get revenge on people who did relatively minor things. An example is in "Tsst", where Cartman made a kid saw off his own leg and get him sent to the hospital just because the kid called him chubby. Despite this, he never does something like this on any of his friends, despite the fact that they have called him much worse names than "chubby". He also has never arranged a gambit to get Wendy's parents killed like he did Scott Tenorman's, despite the fact that what Wendy did to Cartman was worse than what Scott did. Why he has not done these things yet is not yet known, although it is shown that Wendy can occasionally outsmart Cartman and turn his schemes against him.
 * Cartman maintains somewhat friendly relationships with most of the boys at his school and is shown playing with them on occasion, despite the fact that all the kids openly hate him.
 * According to the girls, Cartman is the ugliest boy in their class, likely because of his weight. He is the only one not invited to the girls party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset"
 * Only seen in one scene in the unaired pilot, it turns out Cartman was originally set to have a father and a sister. As they had no speaking lines and were cut for the official pilot, there was no development.
 * Surprisingly, Cartman has actually saved more lives than he has taken. He (and Butters) saved 10 people from escaped prisoners at the Red Cross, while Cartman has only been responsible for 4 deaths: Scott Tenorman's parents, Kenny (when he killed him with a frying pan), and Rob Reiner. This is not counting any civilians who may have perished in Cartman's pro-southern anti-government revolution in "The Red Badge of Gayness". This is no longer true, as Cartman kills numerous bystanders and Nascar drivers in "Poor and Stupid".
 * Matt Stone and Trey Parker both said he was their favorite character.
 * In the episode, It's a Jersey Thing, he, along with Dog Poo, were raped by "the Snooki," an evil creature from Hell
 * In the episode, It's a Jersey Thing and it's Chrismas in Canada. Cartman is shown to be a cry baby when he gets attacked

Images
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