South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

South Park:Bigger, Longer, & Uncut is the first and only South Park feature film to date.

It was released in 1999, and received positive reviews saying it was brilliant in it's own twisted way (though only $85 million in box office, which isn't much for a feature film). It was even nominated for an Academy Award for Best Song, for "Blame Canada".

The film contains many underlying messages, including censorship lessons, and that you should accept what is your fault, and not try to blame it on someone else.

The film was also a musical, and contains many memorable songs.

Plot
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The film opens with the innocent-looking Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and Kyle's adopted Canadian brother Ike Broflovski going to see the Canadian Terrance and Phillip movie Asses of Fire. Although they have enough money to buy their tickets, they are forbidden to go see the movie, which, because of its R-rating, consists almost entirely of crude jokes, constant flatulence humour and excessively strong swearing. Wanting to see the movie, the boys hire a homeless man to buy tickets for them. This ploy is a success. By the end of the movie everybody except the children has left the cinema, considering the movie to be vulgar. Later, at Stark's Pond, the boys impress their classmates by imitating the movie's strong language, causing all the children, led by Clyde Donovan to want to see the movie. Afterwards, Wendy Testaburger skates over to Stan and introduces Gregory of Yardale who Stan thinks Wendy is in love with.

The next day at school, the whole class has seen the movie, and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny get sent to the school counsellor after saying obscenities to Mr. Garrison. In the counsellor's office, Mr. Mackey tells the boys that he has called the boy's mothers, and tries to find out where the language (such as Rim Job) originated from. The boys' mothers arrive and Cartman reveals that they heard them in Asses of Fire. Later in the cafeteria, Chef tells Stan that to get girls to like him, he must find the clitoris, which Stan believes is a mythical monster, rather than a female sexual organ.

After watching the film again, Cartman and Kenny argue over whether it is possible to light farts on fire like Terrance does in the movie. Kenny tries it and bursts into flames. A series of events happens after this, like getting hit with a stick and getting covered in salt. Kenny later dies because the medics (the doctor being voiced by George Clooney) accidentally replace his heart with a baked potato. Kenny's soul tries to get into Heaven, but his access is denied and he ends up in Hell. After hearing that the boys went to the movie again, their parents ground them. The news of Kenny's death prompts Sheila Broflovski and other mothers to form "Mothers Against Canada" and arrest Terrence and Phillip on the Conan O'Brien show (O'Brien is voiced by Brent Spiner), causing Conan to commit suicide by throwing himself out the window and landing on a car, which has it's alarm go off, and owned by a man who turns the alarm off regardless. At the United Nations talks, the problem escalates when the Americans in the room laugh at the Canadian ambassador's accent. The Canadians, who are angered by this, respond by bombing the residence of the Baldwin brothers (who are voiced by Dave Foley). The President then declares war on Canada and orders the execution of "war criminals" Terrance and Phillip within two days. When Sheila Broflovski, who has become the U.S. Secretary of Offense, overhears Cartman singing "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch," she forces him to have a V-chip placed in his brain by Dr. Vosknocker (Voiced by Eric Idle) in order to prevent him from swearing, much to his anger.

Meanwhile in Hell, Satan is torturing Kenny when Saddam Hussein appears and reveals that he is Satan's lover. When Satan discovers that a war has started on Earth, he says with delight that it has been prophesied that he can return to earth once the blood of "the innocent" touches the ground. Saddam makes no secret of the fact that he wants to rule the Earth (as well as do nothing but have sex with Satan, which Satan doesn't want), but Satan cannot stand up to him. Kenny suggests that Satan leave Saddam, and although Satan agrees with Kenny's suggestion, he cannot bring himself to do it, and they agree to go to the surface together.

With Terrance and Phillip set to be executed, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman decide to form "La Resistance" and get the message out to the children of South Park, with the promise of punch and pie. At the meeting the boys are surprised to see Gregory, who can help. The gang's speech does not impress the rest of the children until Gregory (who knows what the boys are trying to say) comes up with a daring plan to rescue Terrance and Phillip. Stan, who is concerned that Wendy will like him more than Gregory if he is more "political" and volunteers to go on the mission. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are sent to find "The Mole," a French boy. He agrees to help them rescue Terrance and Phillip, who are to be executed in the electric chair during a USO show. With Canadians being taken away to "death camps", Kyle is forced to hide his adopted Canadian brother Ike in an attic.

The USO show begins, and the boys begin to carry out the plan. Cartman, tasked with turning off the power shortly before the execution begins, is frightened when the ghost of Kenny warns him that Saddam and Satan are coming. Cartman runs away without turning off the power, causing the Mole to be spotted and mortally wounded by guard dogs. Kyle and Stan desperately run to the stage to prevent the execution, but Kyle cannot bring himself to stand up to his mom. Sheila Broflovski orders it to start.

Suddenly a Canadian attack begins. Cartman rushes to turn off the electric chairs and receives a mild jolt that causes the V-chip to malfunction. The Americans and Canadians start battling each other. Stan runs after Terrance and Phillip, but a bomb goes off and the splash damage sends Stan flying face first into a puddle. He regains consciousness and finds the "clitoris" which in this case turns out to be an all-knowing entity resembling a gigantic disembodied version of the female organ. The clitoris tells him to save Terrance and Phillip. He asks about Wendy, and the clitoris tells him to be confident because "chicks love confidence". Terrance and Phillip try to escape but the American forces and Mrs. Broflovski corner them.

Just as they are about to be killed, Stan, Kyle, and the rest of "La Resistance" stand in front of them. Kyle finally decides to stand up to his mom and says he wants her to stop fighting all these battles and just be his mom. The American forces, seeing that Kyle has a point, decided not to fight anymore, but Sheila angrily refuses to stop this and shoots Terrance and Phillip in the head. When their blood touches the ground, Satan and Saddam burst out from Hell and begin wreaking havoc, followed by Kenny, who takes advantage of the situation to return to Earth. At that point, Sheila is shocked to see what she has done to the Earth. Later on, Satan is quickly pushed aside by Saddam. The American forces try to kill Saddam by shooting him, but his body is bulletproof. Saddam then makes everyone, including the Canadian and American forces, bow down to him while Satan watches. Kenny insists to Satan that he stand up to Saddam right now, but Satan says he can't. As havoc breaks loose, Saddam orders a big statue of himself, exactly where Cartman (who Saddam calls a fat kid) is standing. Cartman discovers that the jolt to the V-chip gave him the power to shoot electricity from his hands whenever he swears, which he does with gusto, and attacks Saddam with a massive burst of energy for calling him fat. Saddam calls for Satan to help to kill Cartman, but Satan, who knows that it is the right time, takes Kenny's advice, angrily confronts Saddam, and kills him by throwing him upon a pointed, jagged rock in Hell.

Satan thanks Kenny for his help and offers him one wish. Kenny wishes for everything to return to how it was before the war, even though that means he will go back to Hell. Satan grants his wish and returns to Hell, taking Mr. Garrison's puppet Mr. Hat as his new friend, and everything returns to normal. Sheila apologizes to Kyle for not paying attention to him and decides to end her anti-Canadian protest for good. Wendy suddenly kisses Stan, saying she never liked Gregory. Canada and the United States become friends again, and everyone sings a song about their happy ending. In the final scene, Kenny's tremendous act of self-sacrifice in giving up his soul to Hell to save the entire world leads to his being allowed to enter Heaven.

A brief "bonus scene" after the credits shows Ike eating a mouse while waiting in the attic for his mom to return.

Quotes

 * Saddam: lets put that statue where that fat kid is standing
 * Cartman: Don't call me fat buttfucker! (a stream of lightning comes out of his hands)
 * Kyle: Yeah Cartman, do it!
 * Cartman: Damn, shit, respect mah fuckin authoritah!!!( lightning strikes Saddam Hussain)
 * Saddam: Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!
 * Cartman: Yipe
 * Saddam: Hey you need to watch your mouth brat!
 * Cartman: Dogshit taco! (Saddam gets striked again by lightning)
 * Saddam: Quick, Satan do something!
 * Cartman: try this on for size, eeeeeehhh! blood drenched tampon popsicle! ( striked by three  bolts of lightning)
 * Saddam:Hey buddy, i know i was mean before, but don't worry, I can change!
 * Cartman: Ok, NOT! fuck, shit cock ass titties boner bitch muff pussy cunt butthole, barbara strisand!


 * Phillip: Take this classic Canadian joke for example [Coughs] Say Terrance
 * Terrance: Yes Phillip?
 * Phillip: [Farts]
 * Both: [Laugh]

Songs

 * Mountain Town
 * Uncle Fucka
 * It's Easy, Mmm'kay
 * Blame Canada
 * Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch
 * What Would Brian Boitano Do?
 * Up there
 * La resistance
 * I Can Change
 * Mole's Reprise
 * I'm Super
 * Mountain Town Reprise

Trivia

 * When Kenny is denied access to heaven, he falls down to hell. You can see a sign saying "Heaven" as he falls, and the sign says that the population of heaven is 1,656.


 * Jesus is seen 3 times in the movie, 1st time in the crowd pan in the briefing room to the left of Officer Barbardy and then seen in the army in the marching scene before Kyle hides Ike in the attic and finally right at the back of the crowd scene at the end.


 * Though Conan O'Brian dies before the war, he apparently still lives as he is seen in Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub as does Bill Gates who appears in The Entity.


 * Saddam died when he was eaten by bears and in the end of the movie he dies again. however, he returns to hell in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?". (where would he instead be? Detroit?)

Goofs

 * Mr. Hat is seen going back to hell with Satan, but his very next appearance is back with Mr. Garrison


 * When the children leave the movie theatre after the rehab session you can see the rear of Bebe exiting through the doors but Bebe is still in her seat.