George R. R. Martin

George Raymond Richard Martin is an American author best known as the writer of the fantasy series A Song of Fire and Ice, which is the basis of the television series Game of Thrones. He was featured in the Season Seventeen episode, "A Song of Ass and Fire".

Background
Wizard Eric sends Paladin Butters and Scott Malkinson to George Martin's house in a fact finding mission on the outcome of the TV series Game of Thrones. The mission was to enable Wizard Cartman the upper hand in getting Xbox Ones before anyone else on Black Friday. When Butters and Scott reach George's house, He annoys the two boys with his predilections rather than divulge anything that they boys needed to complete their quest. After a literal "song and dance" the two boys have had enough and try to leave. Sir Butters discloses his motivation to which George obliges by postponing Black Friday until December 6th.

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