The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Liane Cartman
 * Paramedics
 * Nurses
 * Dr. Doctor
 * Chef
 * Nelly and Thomas McElroy
 * Rob Schneider (cameo)
 * John Edward
 * John Edward show page
 * John Edward audience members
 * John Edward's butler
 * Aliens from the BDIU Committee
 * Announcers for trailers, shows
 * Flight Attendant, Scotland Air Pilot
 * People on Street, including a Construction Worker
 * Lion-head Alien
 * Bee Alien
 * Frankenstein Alien