Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the icon of the Walt Disney Company and one of the most recognized animated characters in the world.

Character history
He made his first appearance in the episode "Eek, a Penis!" when Mitch Murphy made a sketch of him with a large erection. He later physically appeared in the uncut DVD movie version of "Imaginationland" being attacked and killed by the evil imaginary characters.

In "The Ring", Mickey is given a more prominent role, where he is seen as the owner of the Disney Company and boss to the Jonas Brothers. Mickey is portrayed as an evil money-hungry corporate mogul who is both verbally and physically abusive to his employees. His main motive with the Jonas Brothers is to sell sex to little girls with sex euphemisms to stupid Christian families.

At the end of the episode, Mickey is shown to have the ability to grow in size, breathe fire, and fly. His hovering over the city mimics the Mickey Mouse balloon seen in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It is implied that Mickey might be of some sort of divine origin. A news reporter commenting on Mickey's onslaught mentions that Mickey would afterwards return to Valhalla, of Norse mythology, where he would then slumber and feed.

Despite Mickey Mouse being a good character in "Imaginationland", he changes sides in "The Ring". He says his trademark "Hoh hoh" at the end of all of his his speaking lines.

Mickey was seen again in "200" and "201" with the celebrities who were suing South Park and even spoke in "201"

Quotes

 * (Distorted voice) "VENGEANCE IS MINE! YOU ARE ALL ANTS AND I AM YOUR DESTROYER!! HA HA."
 * "You have to wear the purity rings because that's how we can sell sex to little girls. You see if we make posters of them reaching for your junk then you have to wear the purity rings otherwise Disney company looks bad."
 * "Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers, ha ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Hoh hoh. It's because you make little girl's ginies tickle, and when little girl's ginies tickle, I make money, ha ha. And that's because little girls are fucking stupid."
 * "Nobody is ruining this event, ha ha. I have worked too hard, and too long, to have anybody fuck this up."
 * "Ha Ha"
 * "You don't fucking talk to me like that! Hoh hoh! You little piece of shit!"
 * "Get the fuck up, get the fuck up! hoh hoh"
 * "I've made billions off of Christian ignorance for decades now! And do you know why? Because Christians are retarded! They believe in a talking dead guy!"


 * "Wake up! Wake up you little prick! Hoh hoh. Who do you work for? Dreamworks? Answer me! Hoh hoh."
 * Cartman: "What the hell did you do to us?"
 * Mickey: "Shut up!" (Kicks Cartman) "Hoh hoh."

From The Walt Disney studios in the 30s
Mickey Mouse is a comic animal cartoon character who has become an icon for The Walt Disney Company. Mickey was created in 1928.