Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker is an actress known best for her role of Samantha in "Sex and the City". She appeared in a non-speaking role in the episode The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Apperance
Sarah Jessica Parker is protrayed as a hideious and somewhat exaggerated version of what she looks live in real life. With an overly-massive head, and scrunched up face, her dirty brown/blonde hair is pulled back into a tight bun at the back of her head. She has a massive nose, and heavily mascaraed eyes. She also has a large mole on the right side of her chin. She always wears the same vacant expression, even when being insulted.

Thoughout the episode, she is seen wearing an ugle canary yellow ball gown.

History
In The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, Sarah Jessica Parker is a key component of a book written by the boys (but later claimed to be the work of Butters), in which they describe or at least reference her ugly apperance, in order ot make their story more disgusting and vulgar (always resulting with readers vomiting). Her husband Matthew Broderick, is interviewed while at the Oscars, about his wife being referenced in the book, while Sarah Jessica stands behind him. Although Matthew attempts to defend his wife's apperance, he is thrown off when the reporter then asks "How come a transvestite-donkey-witch is standing next to you and why is it wearing a dress?"

In order to get back at Butters for taking claim of their book, the boys attempt to get the book banned talking to the school board, along with Sarah Jessica Parker. The board however rejects their opinion that the book is vulgar for the sake of vulgarity, and instead claims that they don't understand the books meaning (which intruth, there is none according to the boys). Still wanting revenge, while she is distracted with a butterfly, Cartman then suggests that they kill Sarah Jessica Parker and claim that Butter's book provoked her murder, just as Catcher in the Rye was supposedly responsible for the murder of John Lenon. Although Stan and Kyle, reject the idea, Kenny agrees to it and together he and Cartman murder Sarah Jessica Parker in the woods, and later place the blame on Butters. Butters however is unconcerned saying"Oh, that's okay. At least she was ugly".