My Bitch Ain't No Hobbit

This is the second song of the tenth and final episosde of Season 17, entitled "The Hobbit". Much like how the first song parodied Britney Spears's song "Work Bitch", this song is a parody of "Bound 2", the outro of Ksanye West's album "Yeezus". During the song, Kanye sings about how his fiancee Kim Kardashian is not a hobbit, which is something he had been trying to prove throughout the episode.

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(Oh yeah, babe. Oh yeah, baby.) One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit. She might be stumpy; that don't mean she a hobbit. She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be. She got no Bagginses in her family tree. Yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends. But she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends. Except for one time she went to kill that dragon. She took his gold and she- [he stops the video shoot]

Hang on a minute, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [calls up Kim yet again]  Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves? ... Yeah. Oh yeah. Rightrightrightright, yup. Yup, I got it. Yep, love you too. [blows two quick kisses at the phone, hangs up, and resumes the shoot.] 

It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit. That was a Quizno's and my bitch went to rob it. 'Cause they got that ham that she robs on her cellulite. While she drinking her grog and singin' those merry songs... at night... My girl ain't no hobbit. Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit. (Kim is not a hobbit.)

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