Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

=Synopsis=

It is the season 1 pilot episode and it starts out with the four boys waiting at the bus stop. There Eric tells Stan, Kyle, and Kenny that he had a dream where he had been kidnapped by aliens and then had and Anal Probe stuck up his but. They then leave for school but the aliens then take Kyle's little brother Ike Broflovski. Kyle tries to get out of class but when he asks Herbert Garrison he is told to ask Mr. Hat who then said, "You go to hell, You go to hell and you die!" So then the boys go to the cafeteria and Stan gets a note that says to meet Wendy at the pond. They also talk to Chef who pulls the fire alarm so that they can get out. Meanwhile Officer Barbrady has been talking to a rancher who has been having his cows turned inside out. Then the rancher says that a lot of weird things have been happening and that there have been weird goverment helicopters and alien ships everywhere. When they get out of school Cartman starts being controlled by the Anal Probe which makes him start dancing. The boys then use Cartman as bait to bring the aliens back so that they can get Ike back.

=New Characters= Stan Marsh | Kyle Broflovski | Eric Cartman | Kenny McCormick | Ike Broflovski | Chef | Mrs. Crabtree | Officer Barbrady | Herbert Garrison | Mr. Hat | Carl | Wendy Testaburger |

=New Organizations= Visitors