Midget Wearing a Bikini

Midget Wearing Bikini (also known as "Midget In a Bikini", et al) is a character in the series South Park. He is a news reporter for the South Park Evening News on channel four. He has appeared in Pink Eye and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. He is literally a midget in a bikini. Other reporters have unusual names such as "Creamy Goodness", "Hispanic Man With Gravy Stains On His Lapel", "Tom Pusslicker", "Chris Swollenballs", and "A 34 year-old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar To Ricardo Montalbán".