Cat Orgy

Cat Orgy is the 7th episode of the 3rd season of South Park.

Synopsis
Cartman is babysitted by Shelley Marsh while his mom attends a meteor shower party. Mr. Kitty is in heat.

Plot
Cartman is playing Wild Wild West when his mom calls him down. She tells him she has to go to her party and introduces his babysitter: Shelley. After his mom leaves he tells her to put the pizza his mom left him in the oven, but she hits him to his horror.

Cartman is angered by the violence Shelley displays and how she orders him around, he attempts to phone his mom but Shelley is using the phone.

Later on, Shelley's boyfriend Skyler Moores comes round and Cartman manages to take a picture of them kissing. He goes upstairs and locks the door and ties the picture to Mr. Kitty who is in heat. She takes the picture away but Shelley manages to get the picture and Kitty runs off.

Shelley tricks Cartman to open the door and drags him downstairs. Skyler's band "The Lords of the Underworld" have arrived and are practicing music. After Shelley performs a song with the band, the band leave after taking a dislike to her.

Shelley and Skyler goes to watch the meteor shower, Cartman convinces them to let him come and watch with them. He goes but conceals a tape recorder in his shirt so he can prove Skyler was over, his previous phonecall to his mom failed since she didn't believe him.

Outside, Skyler dumps Shelley after she will not him get any physical love out of her. She is reduced to tears and Cartman reveals he caught her and that she will be caught but she doesn't care. Seeing how distraught Shelley is over Skyler he decides to help her get revenge.

Kitty has been stalking the streets looking for male cats which proves successful when she finds a group.

Cartman's plan works as he manages to lure Skyler out his house by playing a tape stating Selma Hyack is in need of help. Inside, Shelley smashes Skyler's beloved guitaur and sticks it in a pile of kitty litter with the words King Turd spelt out.

At Cartman's house, Kitty has lured all the cats in and they have engaged in a cat orgy, Cartman tries to shoo them out but encounters Skyler upon opening the door. Cartman throws a box of catnip at him and the cats go mad and attack him.

Shelley admits she thinks Cartman is okay, and he thinks she is too proving that two people who hate each other can get along. Cartman's mom comes home to discover the house covered in mess from the cats. Shelley and Cartman blame each other for it but she is too drunk to notice. Cartman finishes by singing his Wild Wild West song.

Trivia

 * Cartman uses and alters the line "They most come at night; mostly" from the film Alien in this episode.
 * Skyler and his band reappear in Timmy 2000.
 * First episode in the meteor shower story arc.
 * Stan, Kyle and Kenny do not appear in this episode.

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