Mr. Cotswolds

Mr. Cotswold is the father of Mark and Rebecca Cotswolds and he also has a wife. He homeschooled both of his children until they wanted to attend public school. His first appearance was in the episode 'Hooked on Monkey Phonics' and has not been seen since.

He wears a red and white suit with a brown jacket with green pants and small framed glasses.

At the dance, Rebecca is flirting with all the boys and has become a whore. When Mark sees what has happened to Rebecca he beats Kyle up and everyone thinks he's actually quite cool. Mark's father comes in and shuts off the music and asks where his children are. Mark then explains to his father that he can't keep protecting them since they need to socialize, or otherwise they will go downhill when they discover, as did Rebecca. Everyone then wants to hang out with Mark and his father is duct taped to the flag pole.