They Got Me Locked Up In Here

"They Got Me Locked Up In Here" is a song featured in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Hummels & Heroin".

Background
The song plays during a montage of daily life in Shady Acres. Beatrice McGullicutty, the top bitch at the home, is seen collecting people's hummels, and Stan Marsh is seen buying hummels off J&G Shopping Network.

Lyrics
They got me locked up in here They got me locked up in here

And I'm sitting, doin' hard time Pissin' in a metal bowl Eatin' shit from a lunch line (They got me locked up)

In here, nobody knows you by your name You just a number Livin' under bitch-ass rules of a broken game

They put me here to die, Left me angry and alone For the crime of being old They threw me in this nursing home

They got me locked up in here Rotting in my cell (They got me) fake plants and waterfalls It's a living hell

They got me locked up in here So they can throw away their troubles (They got me) All that I have now are my little German Hummels (Hummels, Hummels, Hummels) (They got me)

Brand new bitch was just admitted next door Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84 Next bingo night, I'll pound that pussy black and blue As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do They got me

Man, I can't handle these old-people activities Tour group on a bus children come to sing to us

3 p.m. canasta They put me out to pasture Death row stops this I think they call it hospice (Hospice, Hospice) 