Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Mr. Garrison and Mr. Twig
 * The Classmates
 * Officer Barbrady
 * Chef
 * Principal Victoria
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Nurse Gollum
 * The Two Teens
 * Dr. Tristan Adams
 * Missy
 * Former Assistant Simon van Gelder
 * Chef
 * Liane Cartman
 * Grandma Cartman
 * Cheesy Poofs Commercial Hopefuls
 * Cheesy Poofs announcer
 * Call-back Judges
 * Cheesy Poofs director
 * Det. Barnaby Jones
 * Police Commissioner
 * A Poor Girl And Her Mom