What Happened to My School?

What Happened to My School is book written by Eric Cartman in Season Thirteen episode, "Dances with Smurfs".

Background
When Cartman gets the job as the new morning announcements reader for the school he begins a smear campaign against Student Body President Wendy Testaburger. He acusses Wendy of hating Smurfs and calls her derogatory names. He writes a book called What Happened to My School and even has a book signing selling them for $5 each. The whole book is about Wendy's supposed sexual exploits.