Tom's Rhinoplasty

"Tom's Rhinoplasty" is episode 11 of Comedy Central's series South Park. It originally aired February 11, 1998.

Plot
In this classic episode, Valentine's Day approaches, which Wendy Testaburger awaits as an opportunity to spend time with her boyfriend, Stan. However, when schoolteacher Mr. Garrison goes to get a rhinoplasty, a new substitute named Ms. Ellen comes, and all the boys in class find themselves inexplicably enamored with her, including Stan, making Wendy incredibly jealous.

Mr. Garrison's nose job works out well, and he soon finds himself the most attractive man in South Park (looking like David Hasselhoff). This in mind, he decides to quit teaching and spend his time "hanging out and screwing hot chicks." Ms. Ellen is hired as the class' permanent teacher. The boys by this time are actively trying to court her, but Chef (having beaten them in their attempts of courtship) warns them she is a lesbian. Unsure what that is, the boys try to become lesbians themselves, in order to woo Ms. Ellen's heart.

Wendy's attempts to ruin Ms. Ellen or make herself more noticeable to Stan all fail. But then, inexplicably, a bunch of Iraqi men burst into the classroom during a session, and declare that Ms. Ellen is actually an Iraqi fugitive; they take her into custody and shoot her into the center of the sun via a rocket. Concurrently, a large group of women rampages the streets in search for Mr. Garrison. Mr. Garrison, frightened by all the attention and horny women, decides to return to his normal looks. Wendy is therefore able to reclaim Stan as her boyfriend.

At the end of the episode, as Kyle is questioning the unusual end of Ms. Ellen, Wendy speaks with the Iraqi men in fluent Arabic and pays them with a huge amount of American money. She also thanks one of the women from the group that chased Garrison. Wendy, slightly deranged, admits she was behind the plot, proving that even the smartest little eight-year-old in South Park is more psychotic than most serial killers.

Trivia

 * Mr Garrison looking like David Hasselhoff is a parody of the Knight Rider in which the main characters face is torn apart, and after Face surgery he becomes David Hasselhoff.
 * Miss Ellen is voiced by a celebrity guest star, Natasha Henstridge. She is billed in the credits as "That Chick from Species."
 * People Chef uses to compare to Miss Ellen when asking the boys about her are Vanessa L. Williams, Toni Braxton, Pamela Anderson and "Erin Gray in the Second Season of Buck Rogers."
 * Mr. Garrison throws up when the movie Contact is mentioned. This is the first of three times South Park has referenced Contact. According to the commentary for this episode, this was removed from the initial [VD pressing because Trey Parker and Matt Stone express just how much they hate it (stating that after that movie was made, everything Jodie Foster and Robert Zemeckis made was automatically awful and not worth seeing).
 * The song that plays in the background whenever Mr. Garrison is seen after his rhinoplasty is "Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb.
 * Cartman says that his mother told him that to become a lesbian one has to lick carpet. Carpet muncher is a slang for lesbian. In a later scene Cartman can be seen eating an old cardboard box on the advice of his mother.  Box is a slang term for vagina.

Kenny's Death
When the Iraqis arrest Ms. Ellen, she grabs a scimitar off one of them. She quickly loses her grip on it and it flies away, impaling Kenny between the eyes and pinning him to the wall.