List of Mysterion's Enemies

This is a list of many of Mysterion's minor and Major antagonists Throughout South Park.

The Coon
The Coon AKA Eric Cartman, is one of Mysterion's main antagonists. His motive was that unlike him, Mysterion actually helped people and became more popular among the kids and the police alike. The Coon later devised a plan to make Mysterion unmask himself. With the help of Professor Chaos, he made mysterion appear at an abandoned hospital threatening to blow it up. There The Coon "Helped" Mysterion by breaking Chaos' nose to silence him on his involvement. The Coon succeeded in making Mysterion not only unmask himself, but also had him put in jail for Vigilantism.

This event started a bitter rivalry in which The Coon was on the losing end.

The rivalry seemed to end when Mysterion and The Coon along with many of the kids, founded Coon and Friends. A superhero group dedicated to justice. However The Coon reverted to his evil ways when the group was upstaged by Captain Hindsight. The Coon's plan was to blackmail Hindsight into joining them using Chaos as a patzy. By taking sex pictures of him dressed as Courtney Love having an affair with Hindsight. While that was going on, BP Oil accidentally unleashed Cthulhu. Whom laid waste to the oil site. Rather than help the people in the Gulf, The Coon decided to continue his blackmail plan. This was the final straw for Mysterion, whom was already mad when Mint Berry Crunch and Misquito was assaulted by The Coon for trying to take charge. Mysterion and the group kicked him out and kept the name to piss him off.

This prompts The Coon to seek out and form an alliance with Cthulhu whom only worked with The Coon because he made him think he was a friend. With Cthulhu on his side, Cartman sent Coon and Friends to Oblivion and decided to rid the world of his enemies, from the Jewish community, Whole Foods Markets and Justin Bieber.

Mysterion uses his powers of Immortality to escape oblivion so he could get help. But the only help he could get was Mint Berry Crunch, who ran before Cthulhu could send him to Oblivion too. He confronts Cthulu and Cartman demanding that Cthulhu kill him. He is ignored but it gives enough time for Mint Berry Crunch's father to unlock Crunch's abilities, defeat Cthulhu and save their friends. The Coon was then thrown in prison with Chaos as punishment for his crimes.

Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos Aka Butters Stotch, was a harmless villain, but none the less he has been foiled many times by either The Coon or Mysterion. While he is not afraid to express his hatred on the Coon, He genuinely fears Mysterion. Almost enough to tell him of The Coon's involvement of the Hospital scheme, had The Coon not intervened. Presumably for his part of the crime he is placed in The Coon and Friends Jail, where he eventually shares a cell with The Coon.

Captain Hindsight
Though not intentionally a villain, Hindsight found out about the blackmail photos. He got drunk and decided to take his anger out on Coon and Friends. Mysterion was brave enough to hold him off while the other heroes. Hindsight was the first to know of Mysterion's immortality before he decided to eliminate his own superpower.

Cult of Cthulhu
The Cult was a group of people whom worshipped the coming of Cthulhu. Though it seemed heavily implied that many of the members, including Stewert McCormick and Carol McCormick, were only there for the free beer. Their key members included the unamed leader, Mr. Adler the shop teacher, The Star Trek Nerds, and The Goth Kids. The leader was first seen at the Coon and Friends' bake sale to raise money in stopping Cthulhu. He remarked to the group that they will never be able to stop them, but bought some of their sale because he liked the cakes. Mysterion took it real personal since, not only were his parents involved, hey may have a lead in explaining his immortality. Though they couldn't tell him due to their claim of being too drunk to remember, which he believes. He then decides to confront the Goth Kids about information on a poem he overheard during one of the meetings. Before they can answer him, the leader shows up and kills him with the kindergarten goth's knife. This marks the first time Kenny ever died as Mysterion. He comes back and later confronts the Goth Kids, whom quit after his death. They envied him for seeing oblivion and shared info stating that only an immortal can kill an immortal. After Mint Berry Crunch intervenes, The Cult was never heard from again.

Cthulhu
Cthulu was not much of a villain but more or less a mindless beast. All he did was send Coon and Friends to Oblivion under Cartman's orders. When Mysterion escaped and Confronted Cthulhu, he was ignored by the beast. However Cthulhu was stalled long enough for Mint Berry Crunch to send him back to from whence he came. Though Mint Berry Crunch was the hero, he wouldn't have done it without Mysterion's help.

Jessica Pinkerton
Jessica Pinkerton was a bully from Greely whom bullied Karen McCormick. Before she could hurt Karen, Mysterion intervened, and beat her with an inch of her life. He then threatened her to not harm Karen and encourage other bullies to do the same.

This marks the first villain Mysterion was able to beat on his own.

The Weatherheads
The Weatherheads were a strict agnostic family whom would abuse their foster kids if they ever showed any certainty to relgious events. When word spread out about Karen's gurdian angel (Mysterion). The Weatherheads took them to the basement to torture them with a Dr. Pepper hose. Fearing that Karen would be next, Mysterion (as Kenny) escaped, donning his outfit once more to teroorize the Weatherheads. He tricked them into drinking a Blue Ribbon beer and had them aressted for being unfit parents.