Christian Rock Hard/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * Token
 * Randy Marsh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * FBI Agents and Detective
 * Field Reporter
 * Announcers and MC
 * T-Shirt and Bible Vendors
 * Elderly Woman
 * Trinity
 * Sanctified
 * Fans
 * Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, from Metallica
 * Britney Spears
 * Faith Records CEO and Executives
 * U.S. Mail delivery driver
 * Michael Collins