Pinewood Derby/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Randy
 * Sharon
 * Stephen
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Agents Clark and Marx
 * General
 * Kevern Zaksor/Baby Fark McGee-zax
 * Two Space Officers
 * Kenya
 * Australia
 * Brazil
 * China
 * England
 * Finland
 * France
 * Germany
 * Italy
 * Japan
 * Russia
 * South Korea
 * Pinewood Derby Judge
 * Pinewood Derby Official
 * Emmett Hollis and Dad
 * Scout Leader
 * Tommy and his dad
 * Anchorman
 * Reporters
 * New Yorker
 * Townsman

Script
This script is not yet finished. {|class="wikitable" border="1" width="100%" ! !Randy:
 * style="background:#C0C0C0;"|(A close-up of Stan and Randy working on a tiny car. Randy is doing pretty much all the work. They are in the basement.)
 * Alright, [measures the length of the car's body] that's 2.8 centimeters... should give us a drag of only.. 26 milliseconds. Hold the front here, Stan. (Stan holds on to the car's front end as Randy whips out a cordless drill. Randy bores into the rear end of the car as Sharon comes down the stairs.)