You Have 0 Friends

"You have 0 Friends" is the 199th episode of Comedy Central's series South Park. It aired on Comedy Central on April 7, 2010.

Synopsis
Kyle adds [[Kip Drody] on facebook and now all of his old friends are deserting him because Kip Drody is the only person in South Park to have not got any friend requests despite having been a member for six months. Kyle's situation is desperate so he looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him, Stan who ends up adding 845,000 "friends" gets sucked into Facebook after trying to delete his Facebook account.

Plot
At Kyle's house, Cartman is saying he has more friends than Kyle. Kyle is stunned that Cartman has more friends and finds out that Kenny has 62 friends while he only has 37. Kyle asks how many friends Stan has but Stan doesn't want to be on Facebook. Kyle tells Stan that on Facebook you can play Yahtzee and own a farm however Stan doesn't want to play Yahtzee, just video games. Kyle and Cartman then announce to Stan that they made him a facebook page. Cartman tells Stan that there is only one other kid who doesn't have any friends. His name is Kip Drody. Stan is pissed and wanders off to play Xbox. Kyle feels bad, so he adds Kip as a friend. Randy wants to be a friend on Stan's Facebook, but Stan wants to not bother with Facebook. Kyle starts losing friends as a result of adding Kip. Wendy is pissed that Stan didn't add her as a friend and that his relationship status is single. Stan is starting to really hate Facebook. Cartman has a podcast on Facebook that tells people how to get friends, which friends people should add, and that people should stop being friends with Kyle because Kyle is friends with Kip. Kyle has no friends and wants Stan to friend him. Kip is really happy he has a friend because he never had a friend before. Stan doesn't pay attention to his facebook and people get mad at him for ignoring them. Stan eventually gets 845,000 friends. Stan is tired of dealing with Facebook and tries to delete his account. His computer won't let him and he gets sucked into his computer. Eager to get friends Kyle goes to Cartman to get more Facebook friends. Cartman tells Kyle about Chat Roulette. Kyle uses "Chatroulette" to get friends, but it only shows guys jacking off and their penises. Stan is trying to figure out what is going on and ends up having to play Yahtzee with some random person. Stan wins in one throw with Yahtzee. Eventually Cartman finds someone who isn't jacking off on Facebook. The guy happens to be a Jew and becomes Kyle's new friend. Kip is at the movies with his computer trying to hang out with Kyle. Stan has too many friends and can't delete his account. Kyle's farm is huge and Stan appears on his farm to get Kyle to help him. Stan asks Kyle to pull up his Facebook status. Apparently Stan is holding a online chat with all his friends. Wanting more friends Kyle removes kip as a friend. At the online chat Stan finds his profile. Stan's profile challenges him to a game of Yahtzee. Stan gets Yahtzee. Stan goes back into real world and now has no friends. Randy is disappointed that Stan is not friends with him. Stan sent all of his friends to Kip. Kip has 845,323 friends.

Continuation

 * Cartman once again mentions Casa Bonita.

Trivia

 * In the picture Stan is dressed as Tron from the film Tron.
 * This is one of the few times this series has actually used the real name of a company, usually coming up with parody nicknames (ie:Wall-mart instead of Walmart or YouToob instead of YouTube).
 * Cartman acted like he was the spokesman on Mad Money.
 * This entire episode is focused on the fact many people seem to be sucked into FaceBook.
 * When playing Yahtzee with Stan, his profile claimed to have a "large flush" although it is actually a "large straight".
 * Kips official Facebook can be found by clicking here (this was set up by a member of South Park Studios).