Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick, voiced by Matt Stone, is one of the four central characters, all of whom are nine-year old boys.

Apperance
Kenny wears an orange hooded parka with brown gloves. It has not been widely noted, but it is very clear that he is dressed in this way to make him appear like a big vagina. Underneath his hood he has blonde hair, which looks very similar to that of another South Park character, Tweek. He is also well-known for almost always wearing his orange hood (although he does remove it during the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut and in at least one season eight episode, "The Jeffersons"). Also, it would seem that his parka was made from pieces of his bedroom curtains, as in the episode Quintuplets 2000, when we see Kenny practicing opera singing, we see his curtains in the background. They are of orange material, and a huge part of one is missing. Due to his hood, which covers his mouth and nose, all of his lines are mumbled, and are usually such that they'd be censored if they weren't. He has a colorful sense of humor and a perverted mind.

Theme Song
Kenny's lines in the first season are
 * I like girls with big fat titties; I like girls with deep vaginas.


 * In season 3, this changed to:
 * I have got a ten inch penis; You can use your mouth if you want to clean it.


 * In season seven, this changed to
 * Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.


 * In season ten part two, the theme was revamped and Kenny's current lines are unknown.

Family
Kenny's family is extremely poor, with his father an out of work alcoholic, and his friends (especially Eric Cartman) often tease him about it. He is presumably Irish.

Hero
Despite these problems, Kenny is often portrayed as the hero of the group; indeed, several of his deaths have been acts of heroic self-sacrifice. Matt & Trey tried to kill him off for a year (he died in the "Hell's Pass Hospital" of a muscle disease) and replaced him first with Butters and then Tweek. During the 2002 Christmas episode Kenny returned after being trapped in the depths of Cartman. During the following season, he seemed to have lost his bad luck and didn't die anymore. Kenny's lucky streak ended during the 2003 Christmas episode ("It's Christmas in Canada").

Deaths
Kenny is most famous for dying in nearly every episode, often followed by a cry of "Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!" from his friends Stan and  Kyle. Usually right after his death, rats show up, start nibbling on the body and carry off body parts. In the Succubus episode #303 he even dies twice: first when the boys are waiting for Chef to come play baseball, then the next day when he is squashed by the Succubus during chef's wedding.



Season 1
Episode 1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Episode 2. Weight Gain 4000 Episode 3. Volcano Episode 4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Episode 5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Episode 6. Death Episode 7. Pinkeye Episode 8. Damien Episode 9. Starvin' Marvin Episode 11. Tom's Rhinoplasty Episode 12. Mecha Streisand Episode 13. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
 * Hit by Officer Barbrady in police cruiser chasing cows
 * Shot by Mr. Garrison when trying to shoot Kathie Lee Gifford; impaled on flag pole
 * Crushed and burned by giant fireball
 * Decapitated and dismembered by three Middle Park Cowboy football players
 * Knocked into microwave oven with chair and cooked by Big Stan
 * Touched by Death
 * Crushed by Mir; revived as a zombie via Worcestershire sauce
 * Cut in half by Kyle to end zombie curse
 * Shot by Uncle Jimbo being mistaken for a rare duckbilled platypus
 * Attacked by mutant turkeys; loses an eye in the attack
 * Pierced by Iraqi sword carelessly swung by Miss Ellen
 * Asphyxiates self by accident with tetherball string
 * Dragged by go kart and crushed by a train

Season 2
Episode 2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Episode 3. Chickenlover Episode 4. Ike's Wee Wee Episode 5. Conjoined Fetus Lady Episode 6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Episode 7. City on the Edge of Forever Episode 8. Summer Sucks Episode 9. Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Episode 10. Chickenpox Episode 11. Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods Episode 12. Clubhouses Episode 13. Cow Days Episode 14. Chef Aid Episode 15. Spooky Fish Episode 16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson Episode 17. Underpants Gnomes Episode 18. Prehistoric Ice Man
 * Sacrificial electrocution in order to turn on generator
 * Crushed by falling tree during credits
 * Fallen into open grave and crushed by gravestone
 * Killed by overpowered dodgeball throw from Chinese opponent
 * Torn apart by two members of Jesus and Pals
 * Taken away by the Big Scary Monster
 * Crushed by giant carbon pyrotechnic snake
 * Trampled by crowd leaving theater
 * Contracted fatal case of chickenpox
 * Spontaneously exploded due to intensity of planetarium demonstration
 * Trampled in a mosh pit in Cartman's tree house
 * Pierced by horns of the bull Cartman was riding
 * Decapitated by Ozzy Ozborne
 * Killed by Stan's evil fish
 * Shot dead by police while attempting to surrender
 * Killed (squashed "like a bug") by a cart containing underpants
 * Caught in the escalator in front of the prehistoric man exhibit

Season 3
Episode 2. Spontaneous Combustion Episode 3. Succubus Episode 4. Tweek vs. Craig Episode 5. Jakovasaurs Episode 6. Sexual harassment Panda Episode 9. Jewbilee Episode 10. Chinpokomon Episode 12. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Episode 13. Hooked on Monkey Phonics Episode 14. The Red Badge of Gayness Episode 15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Episode 16. Are you there God - It's me, Jesus Episode 17. World Wide Recorder Concert
 * Spontaneously combusts; is the first person to do so
 * 1 Falls over and dies while waiting for Chef at the bus stop, miraculously revives at dawn
 * 2 Smashed to death by succubus
 * Caught on a drill and lands in a pile of rusty nails in shop class
 * Killed by a bear while impersonating a deer, distracting Cartman,
 * Pulled by magnet into giant fan
 * Sacrifices self to open the shell Moses is contained in; saves the Jews
 * Gets a seizure from the Chinpokomon video game; explodes at the end, filled with rats
 * Destroyed by snowspeeder while in robot costume
 * Killed by Phonics Monkey
 * Burned to death by US National Guard warning flare
 * Crushed by chandelier
 * Exploded due to pressure buidup from tampon stuck in ass
 * Died due to massive defecation upon playing "the brown note"

Season 4
Episode 1. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime Episode 2. The Tooth Fairy Tats Episode 3. Quintuplets Episode 4. Timmy Episode 6. Cartman Joins NAMBLA o His parents have another child just before the credits and name him Kenny; his mother states this is the 52nd time Kenny has died Episode 7. Cherokee Hair Tampons Episode 8. Chef Goes Nanners Episode 9. Something You Can Do With Your Finger o Stan's father steps in for Kenny in the performance Episode 12. Fourth Grade Episode 13. Trapper Keeper Episode 14. Helen Keller - The Musical Episode 16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure Episode 17. A Very Crappy Christmas o Death occurs in the middle of film production; Stan decides to have Kenny's character die in the film.
 * Crushed by bricks, meant to be Cartman test dummy, after flying off sled
 * Drowned with Cement Shoes in river during credits
 * Shot accidentally by police in Elián González-style raid in Romania
 * Smashed in the face by Cartman due to Cartman's Christina Aguilera hallucinations
 * Crushed by ambulance after Mr. McCormick is loaded in
 * Crushed beneath piano just after leaving for home
 * Explodes from gas and foam buildup when massive dose of antacid tablets (thought to be mints) is exposed to water
 * Smashed by an elevator just prior to performance in the shopping mall
 * Dragged and ground by Timmy's wheelchair while attempting to fix it a la Speed
 * Smashed against wall by Cartman's bedroom door
 * Crushed by stage light, meant for Timmy's dysfunctional turkey, Gobbles
 * Sacrificed at "Carousel"; not shown on screen
 * Run over by car

Season 5
Episode 1. Scott Tenorman Must Die Episode 2. It Hits The Fan Episode 3. Cripple Fight Episode 4. The Super Best Friends Episode 6. Cartmanland Episode 7. Proper Condom Use Episode 8. Towelie Episode 9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Episode 10. How To Eat With Your Butt Episode 11. The Entity Episode 12. Here Comes The Neighborhood Episode 13. Kenny Dies
 * Laughs himself to death seeing Cartman's "I'm a little piggy" video
 * Vomits his intestines out just before credits
 * A eagle-like bird flies down and takes Kenny away just after putting the scout leaders on stocks
 * Drowned himself (presumably) in the Reflecting Pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial
 * Gets impaled in the face by a beam/bar on a roller coaster (the "Ole Mine Shaft"?)
 * One of the girls throws a boomerang and slices his face in half
 * Falls into a vat of, what?, lava
 * Explosion kills Kenny and his Afghanistan counterpart
 * Gets ran over by a motorcycle toward the end
 * Security guard at the airport shoots him after finding toenail clippers
 * He is seen dead in this episode, but it's never shown how he died.
 * Dies of a "terminal disease"

Season 6
Since Kenny's death in 513 - "Kenny Dies", he does not reappear until 617 - Red Sleigh Down. So he doesn't die in any of season 6.

Season 7
Episode 15. It's Christmas in Canada
 * Saddam Hussein, acting as the prime minister of Canada, fires some kind of ray at Kenny and he blows up

Season 8
Episode 7. The Jeffersons
 * Michael Jackson tosses him into the ceiling

Season 9
Episode 3. Wing Episode 4. Best Friends Forever(Dies twice this episode) 
 * Got shot by the Chinese Maffia
 * He got run over by an ice-cream truck while playing 'Heaven vs. Hell' on his PSP. After this event he was revived in the hospital. The doctor held him alive using a feeding tube.
 * The doctor removed the feeding tub

Kenny doesn't die

 * Season 1 Episode 10 - Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo
 * Season 2 Epiodes 1 - Terrance & Phillip in Not without my anus
 * Season 3 Epiodes 1 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 * Season 3 Epiodes 7 - Cat Orgy
 * Season 3 Epiodes 8 - Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
 * Season 3 Epiodes 11 - Starvin' Marvin in Space
 * Season 4 Epiodes 5 - Pip
 * Season 4 Epiodes 10 - Do the Handicapped go to Hell
 * Season 4 Epiodes 11 - Probably
 * Season 4 Epiodes 15 - Fat Camp
 * Season 5 Epiodes 14 - Butters' Very Own Episode
 * Season 6 Epiodes 17 - Red Sleigh Down
 * Season 7 Epiodes 1 - I'm A Little Bit Country
 * Season 7 Epiodes 2 - Krazy Kripples
 * Season 7 Epiodes 3 - Toilet Paper
 * Season 7 Epiodes 4 - Cancelled
 * Season 7 Epiodes 5 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
 * Season 7 Epiodes 6 - Lil' Crime Stoppers
 * Season 7 Epiodes 7 - Red Man's Greed
 * Season 7 Epiodes 8 - South Park is Gay
 * Season 7 Epiodes 9 - Christian Rock Hard
 * Season 7 Epiodes 10 - Grey Dawn
 * Season 7 Epiodes 11 - Casa Bonita
 * Season 7 Epiodes 12 - All About Mormons
 * Season 7 Epiodes 13 - Butt Out
 * Season 7 Epiodes 14 - Raisins
 * Season 8 Epiodes 1 - Good Times With Weapons
 * Season 8 Epiodes 2 - AWESOM-O
 * Season 8 Epiodes 3 - Up the Down Steroid
 * Season 8 Epiodes 4 - The Passion of the Jew
 * Season 8 Epiodes 5 - You Got Fucked in the Ass (You Got Served - alternate title)
 * Season 8 Epiodes 6 - Goobacks
 * Season 8 Epiodes 8 - Douche and Turd
 * Season 8 Epiodes 9 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
 * Season 8 Epiodes 10 - Pre-School
 * Season 8 Epiodes 11 - Quest for Ratings
 * Season 8 Epiodes 12 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
 * Season 8 Episodes 13 - Cartman's Incredible Gift
 * Season 8 Episodes 14 - Woodland Critter Christmas
 * Season 9 Episodes 1 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
 * Season 9 Episodes 2 - Die Hippie, Die
 * Season 9 Episodes 5 - The Losing Edge
 * Season 9 Episodes 6 - The Death of Eric Cartman
 * Season 9 Episodes 7 - Erection Day
 * Season 9 Episodes 8 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
 * Season 9 Episodes 9 - Marjorine
 * Season 9 Episodes 10 - Follow that Egg!
 * Season 9 Episodes 11 - Ginger Kids
 * Season 9 Episodes 12 - Trapped in the Closet
 * Season 9 Episodes 13 - Free Willzyx
 * Season 9 Episodes 14 - Bloody Mary
 * Season 10 Episodes 1 - The Return of Chef
 * Season 10 Episodes 2 - Smug Alert!
 * Season 10 Episodes 3 - Cartoon Wars Part I
 * Season 10 Episodes 4 - Cartoon Wars Part II
 * Season 10 Episodes 5 - A Million Little Fibers
 * Season 10 Episodes 6 - ManBearPig
 * Season 10 Episodes 7 - Tsst
 * Season 10 Episodes 8 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 * Season 10 Episodes 9 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
 * Season 10 Episodes 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 * Season 10 Episodes 11 - Hell on Earth 2006
 * Season 10 Episodes 12 - Go God Go
 * Season 10 Episodes 13 - Go God Go XII
 * Season 10 Episodes 14 - Stanley's Cup
 * Season 11 Episodes 1 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
 * Season 11 Episodes 2 - Cartman Sucks
 * Season 11 Episodes 3 - Lice Capades
 * Season 11 Episodes 4 - The Snuke
 * Season 11 Episodes 5 - Fantastic Easter Special