Stuart McCormick

Stuart McCormick is a character on South Park. He is Kenny McCormick's father. His first name was revealed in "Chickenpox".

Appearance
Stuart wears a greasy, faded jean jacket overtop of a white shirt, and mucky blue jeans. He also wears a red cap, with a yellow sign featuring the word "Scotch" embroidered on the front. His hair, moustache and beard are all a mousy-brown colour.

Character
Being a heavy alcoholic, Stuart is drunk most of the time. Though he is not abusive to his children (as far as has been seen), he frequently argues with his wife, and often verbally and physically abuses her.

When he is sober, however, he is very loving and caring to her. In "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", the two of them decided to have another child. When Kenny, trying to kill the unborn baby, offered Carol a drink (which he had blended a whole bottle of abortion pills into) and she explained that she couldn't take alcohol while pregnant, Stuart offered to drink it for her. He also tried to stop Kenny when he tried to plunge the baby out of Carol.

Family
Stuart's name suggests Irish and/or Scottish ancestry.

Carol McCormick
Main Article: Mrs. McCormick.

She is Stuart's young wife. Her first name actually isn't quite clear yet, but it was possibly mentioned as "Carol" in "Cripple Fight".

Kevin McCormick
He is Stuart's eldest son. He appears to be as old as Shelley Marsh, therefore being around twelve or thirteen years old.



Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick
Main Article: Kenny McCormick.

He is Stuart's second son. He is also the fourth of the main characters (though his role in the series has diminished greatly since season seven.)

Daughter?
In "Best Friends Forever", when the McCormicks visited Kenny in the hospital, a small girl was seen with them. She had no speaking lines, and no official information on her has ever been given, but fans speculate that she is Mr. and Mrs. McCormick's daughter, and Kenny and Kevin's sister. If so, she seems to have inherited her father's hair colour.



Father?
In "Fat Camp", while performing on the "Krazy Kenny Show", Kenny gave his grandfather a Swedish massage. The old man's name was not given, so it is unclear whether he is Stuart's father or not.

Brother?
In "Death", a man named Mr. McCormick (who was dressed very similarly to Stuart) was catapulted against the production building in protest of the TV show "Terrance and Phillip". Judged by his relatively young appearance, he may have been one of Stuart's brothers. In any case, Stuart has at least one surviving brother, as there was another one in Stuart's house (along with his girlfriend, her mother, and some other guests) in the episode "Chickenlover" (though the viewer never sees them).

Friends
Stuart frequently hangs out with the other local men at the bar. Being the father of one of the main characters, he is closest to Randy Marsh, Gerald Broflovski, and Stephen Stotch.

Gerald Broflovski
Main Article: Gerald Broflovski.

Stuart and Gerald used to be best friends in high school, until Gerald started to get better grades, while Stuart's grades declined.

In "Chickenpox", Sheila and Carol arranged a fishing date for their husbands, in hopes that the old friendship could be restored. The outing went awry when the two of them began to argue over their views on each other. They made up for it at the end of the episode.

Occupations
In "Chickenpox", it is also mentioned that Stuart used to work in a pizza factory when he was a teenager. He is currently jobless, due in maor part to his alcoholism, and he and his family are on welfare, and live mainly off of plain frozen waffles and bread sandwiches because of this. However, it is suggested in "Lil' Crime Stoppers" that the McCormick family runs a meth lab.

Episodes in which Stuart is Prominent
(Stuart's first appearance. He and Carol cheer Kenny on while he's fishing for a can of preserved food.)
 * Starvin' Marvin

(Stuart and Carol are shown fighting when Cartman, as a police officer, investigates on them.)
 * Chickenlover

(Stuart and Gerald go on a fishing date in an effort to restore their old friendship.)
 * Chickenpox

(Stuart participates in the war reenactment.)
 * The Red Badge of Gayness

(Stuart and Carol are trying to have another baby.)
 * Cartman Joins NAMBLA

(Stuart and Carol are proud that Kenny has his own live TV show.)
 * Fat Camp


 * The Wacky Molestation Adventure

(Stuart doesn't want Big Gay Al leading the boy scouts. Carol's name is revealed.)
 * Cripple Fight

(Stuart and Carol sue Cartman because Kenny died on one of the rides in his amusement park.)
 * Cartmanland

(Stuart and Carol get Kenny to apologize to the Thompsons, when he unintentionally tricked them into thinking that their lost son had been discovered.)
 * How to Eat with Your Butt

(Stuart, Carol, and family mourn Kenny's semi-permanent death.)
 * Kenny Dies


 * Red-Hot Catholic Love

(Stuart is one of the men marvelling at the size of Randy's latest crap.)
 * A Ladder to Heaven
 * Best Friends Forever
 * More Crap

Trivia

 * Stuart's favourite liquor seems to be scotch, as it is written on the front of his trademark cap. Cartman also said in "Pink Eye", "Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!".


 * Gerald and Stuart built a hideaway when they were teenagers, which happens to currently be the McCormick residence.