Cartman Sucks

Cartman Sucks is the 2nd episode of the eleventh season of South Park.

Synopsis
Cartman's latest trick gets Butters sent to a special camp where they "pray away the gay".

Plot
Stan, Kyle and Kenny are visiting Cartman's house. He shows them all his latest work he has done on Butters. This time Butters comes over, he reveals he's going to pull the best trick ever.

Next day, Cartman explains he puts Butters' penis in his mouth and after showing a picture of it to his shock he is told he is gay. The only way to "cancel out the gay polarity" would be for Butters to put Cartman's penis in his mouth.

When Cartman tries to get Butters to put Cartman's penis in his mouth, he is caught by Stephen Stotch who informs Butters he is bicurious.

Butters is soon sent away to Camp New Grace on the advice of Priest Maxi where they "pray away the gay" by putting bicurious children together and teaching them about the ways of Jesus Christ.

Cartman finds out he isn't gay and that no one will ever know. Kyle then threatens to tell everyone else unless Cartman is "super-nice" to the others. He then explains he will digitally edit the picture to put Kyle's face on it instead of his own.

When Cartman gets home the picture is gone, and Kyle denies having it. He is then forced to inform his mom after getting no help from the police. Liane phones Kyle's mom and she says that Mrs. Broflovski assured her Kyle didn't have the picture. Cartman then realizes he has no choice but to show the picture himself in show and tell.

Butters is put in a room with a boy called Bradley who gets them both punished for having a men's underwear catalogue. Bradley realises he "likes" Butters, who misunderstands and tells Bradley he likes him too. Bradley thinks he is "unfixable" and runs away threatening to kill himself.

In school, Ms. Garrison is about to start show and tell and allows Cartman to go. He begins to show off his "artsy photographs" to the class.

Bradley is threatening to jump off a bridge and Camp New Grace try to stop him. After telling Butters he'll make things worse Butters announces he is sick of being told he's "confused" and that if he came from God, then God must be a little bicurious himself. Bradley comes down upon hearing this, to everyone's relief. Stephen then takes Butters home saying he likes being bicurious as well.

Back at South Park Elementary, Cartman shows the photo to the shock of everyone, after, Mr. Mackey enters with a message from Liane Cartman that the picture had just got lost in his room and had been found, to which Cartman replies; "lame..."

Trivia

 * Stephen Stotch says he is bicurious, as shown in Butters' Very Own Episode.
 * First appeareance of Priest Maxi since Red Hot Catholic Love.