The Yankee Doodle Boy

"The Yankee Doodle Boy" is a patriotic song from the Broadway musical Little Johnny Jones. It was featured in the Season Nine episode, "Erection Day".

Background
Ike Broflovski performs this song at the South Park Elementary Talent Show. While dressed in the colors of the United States flag he uses sparklers and a cannon ,in which he launches himself out of as a finale.

Lyrics
I'm the kid that's all the candy, I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, I'm glad I am, So's Uncle Sam. I'm a real live Yankee Doodle, Made my name and fame and boodle, Just like Mister Doodle did, by riding on a pony. I love to listen to the Dixie strain, I long to see the girl I left behind me; That ain't a josh, She's a Yankee, by gosh. Oh, say can you see, Anything about a Yankee that's a phony?

Father's name was Hezikiah, Mother's name was Ann Maria, Yanks through and through. Red, White and Blue Father was so Yankee-hearted, When the Spanish war was started, He slipped on a uniform and hopped upon a pony. My mother's mother was a Yankee true, My father's father was a Yankee too: That's going some, For the Yankees, by gum. Oh, say can you see Anything about my pedigree that's phony?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, A Yankee Doodle, do or die; A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam, Born on the Fourth of July. I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart, She's my Yankee Doodle joy. Yankee Doodle came to London, just to ride the ponies; I am the Yankee Doodle Boy.