Super Best Friends/Script

Cast

 * Kyle
 * Kenny
 * Stan
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * David Blaine and the Blainetologists
 * Steven
 * Jesus and his Super Best Friends - Buddha, Mohammad, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tse, Sea-Man
 * Carol, a townswoman
 * Sheila Broflovski and Ike
 * Barber
 * Elderly Woman
 * Driver
 * Announcer
 * Narrator
 * Moses
 * Karl Rove
 * George W. Bush
 * Larry
 * Statue of Abraham Lincoln