User blog:TOkun592/Who would you rather be?

I would like to know who people would rather be out of these characters.
 * Eric Theodore Cartman.
 * Kenny McCormick.
 * Stan Marsh.
 * Kyle Broflovski.
 * Towelie.
 * Chef.
 * Mr. Garrison.
 * God.
 * Jesus Christ.
 * Satan.
 * Saddam Hussein.
 * Cthulhu.
 * Scott Tennorman.
 * Wendy Teataburger.
 * Bebe Stevens.
 * Jimmy Vulmer.
 * Timmy ( Insert last name here. )
 * TOkun592.