The Unaired Pilot/Script

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Cast

 * Kyle
 * Kenny
 * Cartman
 * Stan Marsh
 * Ike
 * Chef
 * Ms. Crabtree
 * Carl
 * Officer Barbrady
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Mr. Hat
 * Pip
 * Train Conductor
 * Wendy Testaburger
 * Ms. Cartman
 * Nurse McSchwartz
 * Fifth graders
 * Special appearances by several cows and Aliens