Too Fat Polka

"Too Fat Polka" is from Season Five episode, "Cripple Fight". It is a famous comedy song from the 1947.

Background
Big Gay Al was replaced as a the boys Mountain Scouts leader for being openly homosexual. As a result Al became depressed spending his time eating ice cream and wearing a bathrobe all day. To help him cope, Big Gay Al has invited piano player Marc play sad songs. When Al requested that he play "I'm gonna put all this behind me and make it okay" type of happier music, Marc plays the "Too Fat Polka". Al makes him stop after the first verse.

Lyrics
Spoken Part:Here's a silly ditty, You can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, You can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune: Oh, I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me

I get dizzy I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly Sit upon your knee? No, no, no

We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me And she's too fat for me But she's just right for me We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me Yeah, she's too fat, Much too fat But she's just right for me

She's so charming And she's so winning But it's alarming When she goes in swimming

We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me But she's just right for me So I sure want her, you can't have her She's just right for me But she's too fat! She's not too fat! She's just right for me!

She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me Hey!