Spontaneous Combustion/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * General Store Manager
 * Townspeople
 * Officer Barbrady
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Priest Maxi
 * Randy Marsh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Liane Cartman
 * The Mayor
 * Alphonse Mephesto, with Kevin
 * Chef
 * Mr. Garrison
 * News Anchor
 * Prostitutes
 * Bob Dole
 * Whoopi Goldberg
 * Nick Nolte