Quest for Ratings/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * Token
 * Jimmy
 * Bebe
 * Craig
 * Clyde
 * Tweek
 * Red-haired Goth
 * Raisins Girls
 * Announcers
 * Mr. Meryl
 * Whistlin' Willy
 * Pharmacist
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Mr. Slave
 * Principal Victoria