Smug Alert!/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * Clyde
 * Craig
 * Token
 * The Broflovskis
 * The Marshes
 * The Stotches
 * Jimbo
 * Darryl Weathers
 * Richard Tweek
 * Mrs. Garrison
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Townsfolk
 * Peter Thompson, Nancy Jarvis, and Brian Thompson-Jarvis
 * Paul McDonahue, Paulie Beaumont-McCallahan, and Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan
 * Gail And Brian
 * Alan
 * KXUV DJ
 * Blonde
 * Wake Up America! Spokeswoman
 * Ranger McFriendly
 * Keenan Williams
 * Two San Francisco boys
 * San Francisco man