South Park Cures

In South Park, some made-up cures for diseases, illnesses, and other random things are portrayed. Here is a list of them...


 * Aides - Injecting lots of money into your bloodstream ("Tonsil Trouble")


 * SARS - Chicken soup, Dayquil, and Sprite ("Red Man's Greed")


 * Insanity - Bananas ("Pee")


 * Brainwashing - Strippers ("The Return of Chef")


 * Alcoholism - Being doused with blood from the virgin Mary's statue's ass ("Bloody Mary")

Trivia

 * In "Red Sleigh Down", Kyle Scwhartz says that in order for Cartman to get presents, he will need to find a cure for Cancer and Aides. He finds a cure for Aides later on in season 12, "Tonsil Trouble".


 * Having common American foods and medicines (Chicken soup, Dayquil, and Sprite) makes fun of us using Native American medicines. Even the most simplest things can cure diseases. This was also mocked in "Cherokee Hair Tampons".