Edge of Seventeen

Edge of Seventeen is a song by American singer Stevie Nicks. The song was parodied in the Season Five episode, "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants".

Background
The boys send one dollar each to four Afghan boys who in return send a goat to South Park. The goat is mistaken for Fleetwood Mac member Stevie Nicks at the US military base and is sent along with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny to Afghanistan for a USO concert for the US army. At the USO concert Fleetwood Mac perform the song with the goat, whom everyone believes is the real Stevie Nicks.

Lyrics
Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooo, ooo, ooo

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooo, baby, ooo Said "Ooo"

And the days go by like a strand in the wind In the web that is my own I begin again Said to my friend baby Nothin' else mattered

He was no more than a baby then Well, he seemed broken hearted, something within him But the moment that I first laid eyes on him all alone On the edge of seventeen

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Well, I went today Maybe I will go again tomorrow Yea yea, well, the music there Well, it was hauntingly familiar

Well, I see you doing what I try to do for me With the words from a poet And a voice from a choir And a melody, nothing else mattered

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

The clouds, never expect it When it rains But the sea changes color But the sea does not change

And so with the slow graceful Flow of age, I went forth with an Age old desire to please On the edge of seventeen, ooa

Ooa

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Well, then suddenly There was no one left standing in the hall, yeah yeah In a flood of tears That no one really ever heard fall at all

Well, I went searchin' for an answer Up the stairs and down the hall And not to find an answer Just to hear the call Of a nightbird singing "Come away"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooo, baby, ooo Said "Ooo"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing I said "Ooo, baby, ooo" Said "Ooo"

Well, I hear you in the morning and I hear you at nightfall, sometimes to be near you Is to be unable to hear you, my love I'm a few years older than you, my love

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooo, baby, ooo Said "Ooo"

Just like the white winged dove Sings a song, sounds like she's singing Ooo, baby, ooo Said "Ooo"