George Lucas

George Lucas is the creator of the Star Wars movies and the producer/writer of the Indiana Jones movies.

Appearances
Lucas is featured prominently in the episode, "Free Hat", in which he and Steven Spielberg release updated versions of Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Lucas appears as a lacky for Spieldberg, who follows his 'master's' lead without question. At one point the boys confront Lucas and remind him how he himself had been against the changing and updating of movies when other directors had been colorizing old black & white films. Lucas began to waver and almost gave up the original film to the boys, until Spielberg arrived, causing Lucas to return to his lacky-position. His head later exploded during the viewing of Raiders of the Lost Ark, due to how much it sucked.

In the episode, "The China Probrem", Lucas and Spielberg apparently survived their initial encounter with the boys (or at least pulled a Kenny and were resurrected through unknown means). Upon making Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the general public (with the exception of Butters) are horrified by the film, feeling that Lucas and Spielberg raped their beloved character Indian Jones. As a result, the boys file a lawsuit against Lucas and Spielberg for class 1 Rape. When the police arrive to arrest them, they find that Lucas and Spielberg and gang-raping a Star Wars Storm Trooper, and later inform the boys that they found the dead raped bodies of Short Round and Yoda in the basement at Skywalker Ranch.

Throughout the episode, various versions of Lucas is seen during the rape-vision had by people who saw the films. Each version is a parody of the films Boys Don't Cry (lines only), The Accused, and Deliverance. Lucas' primary appearance however, was completely redesigned from his previous appearance in "Free Hat".

Episode in Whitch in Appaears
Free Hat

The China Problem

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