The Catholic Boat

The song appears in a thought (which is a parody of the Love Boat sequence) that Randy has after hearing about the trip that Father Maxi has planned. It cuts out after he has an image of a Catholic priest gently touching Stan's head and face. Randy screams after it cuts.

Lyrics
The Catholic Boat... It's gonna be heading on out today... The Catholic Boat... Time to throw all your cares away... Get some hot Christian action that will take you-