List of Catchphrases

This is a list of the many catchphrases in the show.

​Eric Cartman

 * "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
 * "Respect ma authoritah!"
 * "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
 * "But Meem!"
 * "Whateva, I do what I want!"
 * "No Kitty. This is my [item of food]!"
 * "Jew!"

Stan Marsh

 * "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
 * "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!"
 * "You know, I've learned something today..."
 * "Aw, awww!"

Kyle Broflovski​

 * "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
 * "You know, I've learned something today..."
 * "Fatass!"

Butters Stotch

 * "Oh hamburgers!"
 * "Ew, it's all [adjective]-y!"

Towelie

 * "You're a towel."
 * "Do you wanna get high?"
 * "I have no idea what's going on."

Craig Tucker

 * "If I could say [swearword] [in a situation, e.g. on live T.V.], I would be so happy.

Chef

 * "Hello there, children."