D-Yikes!/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * Jimmy
 * Clyde
 * Mrs. (Janet) Garrison
 * Mayor McDaniels
 * Laborers
 * Lesbians, including Allyson, Katie, Linda, Patty, and Tracy
 * Xerxes
 * Emir
 * Persians
 * Anchor