Farts of Future Past

Farts of Future Past is a story mission in the video game, "South Park: The Fractured But Whole".

Summary
Put a stop to Mitch Conner once and for all!

Walkthrough
After clearing Mephesto's Lab, meet up with the Freedom Pals at City Hall.

Before continuing, now is a great time to stock up on revives and heals. This next section is very long and arduous.

After meeting up with the Freedom Pals, go talk to Morgan Freeman at Freeman's Tacos. He will warn you to do everything you can before continuing. Don't worry too much. After this long section, the hub world will still be available. Use the TimeFart to leap through time when you are ready.

After you wake up, exit the store and head left to face the Woodland Critters.

Do not be fooled. These are the toughest regular enemies in the game. Be sure to have at least one or two characters with healing abilities. We recommend Tooshed, Call Girl and Captain Diabetes for your party. These critters have large health pools and deal massive damage. In particular, pay attention to Beary. He has a very strong AOE attack. Save your TimeFart until his turn. After the first turn, your team realizes you cannot complete this battle on your own strength. Pray to Jesus, and Santa will arrive to assist.

Leave your healers in the middle if they also have long-range attacks. During this fight, AOE attacks are going to be the most effective. However, when limited to single-target attacks, be sure to focus your efforts on one critter at a time. Finishing off just one will prevent massive damage being done to your team. Take down the woodland critters to receive the Festive Verse artifact.

Then, keep moving left to reach Planned Parenthood. After a short cutscene, use your TimeFart to leap through time again. After arriving at the beginning of the game, head outside to reach a massive battle.

For this fight, we recommend Toolshed Tupperware and Mosquito as your teammates. Also, be sure to have the Root Burst Plantmaster AOE attack. Your main objective in the battle is to defeat your old self: The King. Start dealing damage and he will remove himself.

Just after, Warrior Clyde will arrive, bolstered by several minions. Warrior Clyde has the ability to give 300 protection to all the warriors around him. Be sure to focus your attacks on him to prevent this attack happening more than once. Defeat Warrior Clyde to end this segment. Next, Thief Craig arrives. He also brings several minions with him. After 3 turns, he will spawn four more minions. In this case, focus all your attacks on the original Thief Craig. Ignore his minions. Finish him off to enter the next battle.

Now, High Jew Elf Kyle arrives. His special attack is not as annoying as his friends. Although he does rain down several arrows, dealing bleed status as well. Again, simply take out High Jew Elf Kyle to finish this section.

Finally, the King returns. He also brings Kyle, Clyde, Craig, and Butters with him. To start, focus your attack on Warrior Clyde. You will struggle to defeat the king with him spamming his protection. After defeating him, focus your efforts on the king. Even though his health pool is high, you’ll want to use all your single-target attacks on him. Again, the Root Burst ability is ideal. Pair that with the TimeFart Summon to lay on the pain in this battle. Defeat the King to receive the Elven Relic.

After the cutscene, you’ll arrive at your origin story once again. Take a selfie with the not so harmful intruders. After another cutscene, press the button prompt to believe in yourself and return to the present. Now, head left to reach the final battle sequence.

Here, you need to fight both Human Kite and The Coon. Thankfully this fight is not as hard as the last. You will need to defeat both of them to continue. First, focus your attacks on the Human Kite to deal double damage to the Coon. Then, give the enemies space to attack each other. We recommend taking out the Coon first to prevent his bleeding effect. Defeat these two to finish the mission.

Congratulations! You have completed the main campaign for South Park: The Fractured But Whole! Don't worry, there's still plenty more to do. Be sure to check out all the side missions here.