Two Princes

"Two Princes" was featured in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Hummels & Heroin" and the Season Twenty-Two episode "Tegridy Farms".

Background
In "Hummels & Heroin", the boys distract the old people at Shady Acres while Stan goes to steal Ms. McGullicutty's hummels. They sing this song as part of their Barbershop Quartet.

The song is more prominently featured in"Tegridy Farms". It is heard when Stan wears the hemp hat, and later when Randy wears it to fight the vapers at Big Vape Colorado.

Lyrics
 Yeah One, two, princes kneel before you That's what I said, now Princes, Princes who adore you Just go ahead, now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one, said he wants to buy you rockets Ain't in his head, now This one, got a princely racket That's what I said, now Got some big seal upon his jacket Ain't in his head, now You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that, now You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now Marry him or marry me I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see? I ain't got no future or a family tree But I know what a prince and lover ought to be I know what a prince and lover ought to be Said, if you want to call me baby Just go ahead, now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead, now And if you wanna buy me flowers Just go ahead, now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead, now Said One, two, princes kneel before you That's what I said, now Princes, Princes who adore you Just go ahead, now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one, he wants to buy you rockets Ain't in his head, now Marry him or marry me I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see? I ain't got no future or a family tree But I know what a prince and lover ought to be I know what a prince and lover ought to be Said, if you want to call me baby Just go ahead, now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead, now And If you wanna buy me flowers Just go ahead, now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead, now And if you want to call me baby Just go ahead, now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead, now And if you like buy me flowers Just go ahead, now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead, now And if you want to call me baby Just go ahead, now If you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead, now If you want to buy me flowers Just, go ahead, now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead, now Whoa whoa baby Just go ahead now Whoa, just, just go ahead now Just go ahead now Whoa you're majesty (just go ahead now) Come on forget the king and marry me Just go ahead now C'mon C'mon Come on (just go ahead now) Just go ahead now, yeah Just go ahead now If you want to buy me flowers Just go ahead now