Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, the Son of God, has appeared in many episodes of South Park. Among his various appearances, he has been seen hosting his own television call-in show, Jesus & Pals. He is voiced by Matt Stone.

Jesus also fought Satan, the Prince of Darkness in season one's "Damien" wherein the son of the devil goes to South Park Elementary. When Jesus fought Satan, every resident of South Park believed that he was sure to lose, and so they bet on Satan, resulting in only one person betting on Jesus. That better turned out to be Satan, after Jesus throws a weak punch at Satan, and Satan drops down, faking injury as Jesus is declared winner. This was part of Satan's plan to steal the townspeople's money to buy real estate.

He was also featured in season three for South Park's millennial new years episode "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus", where he is worried that for the new millennium, he may get crucified again, so he seizes the new millennium as an opportunity to do something cool so the people won't crucify him. Jesus asks his Father, to come down to Earth to impress everyone. When God says no, Jesus organizes a Rod Stewart concert. When Rod Stewart can't perform, the crowd goes to crucify Jesus. Jesus sulks with Stan, who hasn't got his "period" yet. Jesus then realizes that God can't solve everybody's problem and that he shouldn't have asked God to help him, which cheers up Jesus.

Jesus later appears in the fifth season episode entitled "Super Best Friends" wherein Jesus and other traditional religious prophets, teachers, heroes and demigods combine forces to fight the evil magician, and head of the cult Blanetology, David Blaine. Jesus' power was master carpentry skills, and he performed his biblical miracles by asking the crowd to turn around while Jesus gets what he needs, then he asks the crowd to turn back around, to see his "miracle".

His second to last appearance was in the season six finale, "Red Sleigh Down" where he was killed by a Muslim extremist by a gunshot through the back. He has not been seen as an actual character since, until "Fantastic Easter Special". However, in "Cartoon Wars Part II", he was featured as a mock-cartoon character in an "Al-Qaeda" production featuring Americans defecating all over each other. The cartoon was an inflammatory retaliation against Family Guy showing an image of Mohammed.

He was also in "Imaginationland", as a member of the Council of Nine, where he and the council discussed the evil imaginary creatures attacking the good side of Imaginationland. Jesus is then seen fighting in the battle, where he is battling against an alien from the movie Alien, until Butters imagines an M-60 for Jesus, which Jesus promptly uses to help win the battle.

Speaking Appearances

 * The Spirit of Christmas (pilot) - Fights Santa And Frosty
 * Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - At Stan's football game, responds to Jimbo.
 * An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig - Mutant Stan breaks through his set.
 * Death - Stan calls him to ask about assisted suicide.
 * Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Jesus is alone at his birthday party
 * Damien - Has to box Satan.
 * Mecha-Streisand - Jesus proclaims Robert Smith his savior.
 * Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut - Along with Father Maxi, he had an affair with Liane Cartman.
 * The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka - Jesus has to revamp his show.
 * Spontaneous Combustion - Jesus talks about global warming on his show.
 * Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - Sings a duet with Santa.
 * Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - Provides entertainment for the new millennium.
 * Probably - Tells the boys to go to school instead of church.
 * Fat Camp - Kenny goes on his show


 * A Very Crappy Christmas - Star of the boy's Christmas card.
 * Super Best Friends - Leader of the Super Best Friends


 * Red Sleigh Down - Goes to Iraq with the boys, and dies.
 * Fantastic Easter Special - Resurrected by Kyle.
 * Imaginationland Episode II - One of the Council of Nine
 * Imaginationland Episode III - One of the Council of Nine
 * 200 - The leader of the Super Best Friends
 * 201 - The leader of the Super Best Friends

Trivia

 * In "Imaginationland" he is said to be imaginary but in other episodes he lives in South Park and even has his own show.