Go God Go

Go God Go is episode 1012 of the 11th season of South Park.

Synopsis
Cartman decides to freeze himself so he doesn't have to wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out. Mrs. Garrison is forced to teach evolution to her students.

Plot
Cartman is impatiently waiting for the release of the Nintendo Wii outside the South Park Mall, pacing back and forth waiting for time to go by. His mother finds him, who he tells he can't go to school, because he has to wait for the Nintendo Wii that comes out in three weeks. He is forced to go to school by his mother though. Mrs. Garrison, at the same time, is refusing to Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey to teach evolution to her class, saying it is wrong and a stupid theory. The principal dismissed her refusal and Mrs. Garrison is forced to teach the subject.

Feeling angry, she goes on to teach evolution with no enthusiasm, leaving the students with still no knowledge on the subject.

"In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. Then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. Then one day a retard baby crawls out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands, and it had but sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel. Then that had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog, and then that monkey fish frog had but sex with another monkey, that had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go, your the retarded offspring of five monkeys haveing butt sex with a fish squirel, congratulations." -  Janet Garrison

Cartman runs out of the classroom after this, not able to stand the wait for the Nintendo Wii any longer, which Mrs. Garrison mistakes for not being able to handle the evolution theory. Cartman isn't able to sleep a wink that night, and decides to freeze himself to make time go by faster. Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick refuse to help him, not wanting to be responsible for his death. Heidie Turner and her parents come to the school to complain about why their daughter thinks she is a 'retarded fish frog', and Principal Victoria decides to replace Mrs. Garrison with Richard Dawkings, the creator of the theory of evolution. Mrs. Garrison does not take kindly to this and almost makes it impossible for Dawkings to teach the theory the next day. The class ends with Mr.s Garrison throwing her crap at Dawkings, which leads to Principal Victoria wanting to take  Mrs. Garrison out of the class. Dawkings defends her though, and she is allowed to stay.

In the hall, Dawkins says he admires her, and asks her on a date. Mrs. Garrison changes her opinion on him on the spot, and is excited for her first real date with a man since her sex change operation. Liane Cartman, while putting groceries away, finds Cartman in the freezer trying to freeze himself. So Cartman goes to Butters instead for help. The two trek out fer into the mountains, so no one will find him to early. Butters leaves him in the snow, and later that night, his frozen body is covered in snow leaving him lost in all the snow. Mrs. Garrison at the same time is on her date with Dawkins, and they end up having sex after a wonderful date.

Eric Cartman is lost for hundreds of years, and finally unfrozen in the future. He is not worried about the fact all his friends and family are dead, but is distressed by the fact the Nintendo Wii does not exist in that time. Back in the past, Mrs. Garrison has changed her views on evolution and God all together after her date, and now believes that religion is stupid, and not science. Later that day, Mrs. Garrison convinces Dawkings to be more tough on religion and the two decide to get rid of it.