I've Got Something In My Front Pocket

I've Got Something In My Front Pocket is a song that sounds like a Tin Pan Alley style 78rpm record that was popular during the Vaudville era of the 1900's to the 1920's. The vocals are mumbled and sped up so as to obscure it's baudy humor.

In the episode "You Got F'd in the A " Butters was tap dancing champion whoquit after freak accident during a public performance. He was persuaded to come out of retirement in support of his friends at a dance competition.

Lyrics:

I've got something in my front pocket for you.

Why don't you reach on in my front pocket and see what it is.

There grab onto it - it's just for you.

Give it a little squeeze and say, "How do you do?"

Theres something in my front pocket!

Theres something in my front pocket!