Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Broflovski, voiced by Matt Stone, is one of the five main characters of South Park (Stan, Kenny, Cartman and, Butters). His birthday is May 26th.

Appearance


Kyle wears a bright green hunting cap (or ushanka), a bright orange jacket with black trimmed pockets and dark green collar, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. In most fanfictions, he is seen to be wearing black rimmed glasses. Across several episodes, it is revealed that he has a rather sharp chin and a large nose (Gerald comments in "The List" that he has his mother's nose), though neither is shown in the show, due to its art style.

He is rarely shown without his cap, but underneath it, he sports an red, curly afro-like hairstyle called a "Jew-fro", first seen in the episode "How to Eat with Your Butt", a hairstyle which he seems to resent. Kyle is only seen without his hat in seven other episodes; "Lil' Crime Stoppers", "Quest for Ratings", "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", "The Losing Edge", "Elementary School Musical", "W.T.F.", and Eek, a Penis!. Kyle's hair is a nod to Stone's character in Cannibal! The Musical in which he wears the same style hat with an afro underneath. In "Pre-School" and "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Kyle's curly hair hangs out below his hat. Kyle has attempted to style and alter his Jew-fro on multiple several occasion, such as his time in attempting the metrosexual fad in "South Park is Gay!" and again when he tries to do a slightly more hip style in "Elementary School Musical", making it look like Corbin Bleu's hairstyle, who played the supporting part of Chad in High School Musical.

A photorealistic version of Kyle's appearance was produced as a police artist sketch for the episode "Free Willzyx"; however, his mother, Sheila Broflovski, comments that it's "kind of a bad drawing".

In "The List", Kyle was voted the ugliest boy in class (out of sixteen students). This shakes Kyle's confidence, as he stoops down to the level of the ugly misfit kids at school. Eventually it was revealed that the list was the result of a corrupt compromise, technically relieving Kyle of his status as ugliest kid. It is speculated that he was actually ranked 5th on a fan based version of this list shown here The 'Real List', where Cartman was rated the ugliest.

In "Good Times with Weapons" his anime self is shown to have brown eyes. His anime self also has black hair which Kyle does not have

Kyle's appearance was drastically different in the original Christmas short: instead of his orange jacket, he wore a green one, and instead of an ushanka he wore a yellow baseball cap.

Religious beliefs
Kyle is of the Jewish faith, but this detail is not officially revealed until "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo," despite having been mentioned briefly in the second The Spirit of Christmas short (which pre-dates the television series), and in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride." Cartman regularly makes derogatory remarks about the Jewish people, such as "Shut your goddamn Jew mouth!"

Kyle appears ambivalent toward Judaism, and there is conflicting evidence as to the religiosity of his family - for example, while they dress similarly to many religious Jews (Gerald, for example, always wears a yarmulke), they apparently do not keep the Sabbath or follow very strict sexual lives (Sheila Stone, mother of Matt Stone, was herself a secular Sephardic Jew). Kyle's apparent indifference to religion may be part of his effort to fit in with his friends, who are Roman Catholic. Kyle is more often defensive than proud of his faith, and though he regularly attends such functions as "Jew Scouts," he often has a poor grasp of the history, traditions and rituals of his religion. This could be the fault of his parents, who, in a misguided attempt to shelter their son, generally don't discuss with him the finer points of their religion. For example:


 * When he heard that his brother Ike was going to have a bris, he was under the misapprehension that it involved cutting off the entire penis rather than just the foreskin. This was despite the fact that Kyle got circumcised himself - though he was too young to remember this and didn't realize that he was circumsized.


 * After seeing Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," he told Cartman that Cartman was right about the Jews all along and stood up in his synagogue to demand that the Jews apologize for the death of Christ. Ironically, he personally killed Jesus in "Fantastic Easter Special," though the act was not due to malice but Jesus' own request (so that he could resurrect himself and save Stan and the "Hare Club for Men" from being boiled alive like rabbits). Kyle was initially reluctant to agree to Jesus' request and, concerned as to the implications of a Jewish person killing Christ, only ultimately agreed provided that Eric Cartman would never know about it.


 * When he learned of Catholicism's conditions for getting into Heaven, he renounced his faith on the basis that if the Jews were right about the matter, it would make no difference if he were a Catholic, but if the Catholics were right, he would go to hell for not accepting Christ (see Pascal's Wager).


 * In the early episode "Chickenpox," when his dad told him about how society works, he thought of a "better idea", which involved sending all the poor people to concentration camps so only rich people would live. Kyle's father promptly realized he was being intolerant of people less fortunate than himself and stopped this. This indicates that at least early in the show's run, Kyle did not have a very clear grasp of the Holocaust or other forms of genocide.

Sheila Broflovski
Kyle's mother, Sheila, is known to be extremely overprotective. She even goes so far as to instigate a war between the USA and Canada in the feature-length movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut because of Canadians Terrance and Phillip's extremely scatological R-rated movie. Her motto was: "Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words." Sheila is prone to making a mountain out of a molehill whenever something threatens her son. Even so, in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" she turns to holistic and natural medicine when Kyle almost dies of kidney failure because he is diabetic (though this is unconfirmed).

Gerald Broflovski
Kyle's father Gerald is a lawyer. He serves as legal counsel for the Town Council, though the exact nature of his regular practice is unclear. He is involved in litigation at various points, one time briefly becoming quite wealthy from his involvement in a spate of lawsuits against the town. He has also represented townspeople at times, including Chef's case involving copyright infringement in "Chef Aid." In early episodes the Broflovskis appear to be more affluent than much of the population in South Park, but decidedly less so than the Black family (which also includes a lawyer).

Ike Broflovski
Kyle has an adopted younger Canadian brother, Ike. When Kyle first learned that Ike was adopted, he initially considered Ike not to be his "real" brother, becoming detached from and even resentful towards him. His feelings for Ike returned however after Ike showed him pictures of the times they had spent together, and later fled to Kyle's room for protection when in distress over an imminent circumcision, at which point Kyle fiercely defended him. Their relationship has been strong ever since, though has been strained at times. The greatest rift between them was in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy," where Kyle reveals the illicit relationship between Ike and his kindergarten teacher. Ike did not understand that Kyle was simply trying to protect him, and told Kyle "You're dead to me." Eventually Ike comes to realize the folly of his relationship with his teacher, and appreciates how much Kyle had cared about him.

Kyle Schwartz
Kyle also has a cousin from Connecticut, Kyle Schwartz, who is a Woody Allen-esque Jewish stereotype. He complains about many things such as his asthma, gas caused by beef intake and getting slivers from wooden desks, and drives Kyle (Broflovski) crazy with his heavy breathing. Kyle became so desperate as to try to get rid of his cousin by methods such as tying his sled to a bus and putting him into cargo-load for an airplane.

(Best) Friendship with Stan Marsh
Kyle is best friends with Stan. They are the closest out of the four boys, and they are generally seen together on the show, standing next to each other as well as sitting together on the school bus. Kyle shares an affinity with Stan in many ways (particularly early in the show, when there were fewer distinctions to be drawn between their personalities), and they genuinely care about each other. They almost always side together on the many issues they encounter, mainly when it is Cartman who is opposing them. This is frequently manifested when there is a conflict between Kyle and Cartman, and Stan offers support to Kyle by siding with him.

The two have their differences, with Kyle sometimes becoming frustrated with Stan when they have divergent perspectives on something he feels strongly about (as when Kyle denounced Stan as his friend for siding with Cartman in voting for the new school mascot), and Stan in turn becomes concerned when Kyle gets obsessed in his rivalry with Cartman. Though rare, they have had serious disagreements and even "broken up" six times (in the episodes "Prehistoric Ice Man," "Douche and Turd," "Super Best Friends," "South Park is Gay!," "Follow that Egg!" and "Guitar Queer-o"), but they have always reconciled in the end. It is when their friendship is so tested that its depth is best illustrated on the show, as in "Guitar Queer-o," where their falling-out creates the major conflict of the story. The rift formed between them helps Stan realize that what he most enjoyed about his success wasn't success for its own sake, but rather, sharing the experience with his best friend. Hearing this from Stan, a previously spurned Kyle rejoins him in picking up where they left off with renewed enthusiasm.

The strength of their friendship and mutual dedication has been demonstrated on the show many times. In "The List," Kyle is voted the ugliest of all the boys in his class. This depresses him a great deal (to the point of bringing him to arson), and Stan, seeing how it has affected him, tries to get the girls to change the list (ultimately uncovering the fact that the list was wrongfully altered and that Kyle was not in fact voted last). The two have even helped save each others' lives numerous times. When Kyle develops renal failure in "Cherokee Hair Tampons," Stan gladly offers to donate one of his own kidneys to save his life, and ultimately orchestrates the plan that tricks Cartman (the only compatible donor) into donating one of his. Another example can be found in "Imaginationland Episode III," where Stan is trapped in Imaginationland and Kyle is the only one who can hear his voice. Kyle goes to extreme measures, including breaking into the Pentagon, to stop the government from nuking Imaginationland (and Stan along with it). Kyle even agreed to kill Jesus (at His request) despite his strong misgivings in order to help him save Stan's life in "Fantastic Easter Special."

Kyle and Stan's friendship has been mocked several times by others (particularly Cartman). At one point Stan's dad Randy Marsh even told him that they shouldn't hang out too much together or else people would start to think they are 'funny' (i.e. homosexual). Others have insinuited they were gay, as in "Super Best Friends," where Cartman asked them, "Aw, do you want me to get you a room so you can make out?" (to which Kyle and Stan responded by kicking him in the nuts repeatedly).

Conflict with Eric Cartman
While most of the South Park kids dislike Cartman, Kyle particularly dislikes him, and the feud between the two has been a recurring theme. Cartman and Kyle often exchange insult, when Kyle, the target of Cartman's antisemitism, and Stan taunt Cartman about his weight in return. Whenever making a point, Cartman will often try to outsmart Kyle but usually winds up the loser of the argument. There are exceptions, however, when Cartman's improbable assertions prove true. One such case is in "Die Hippie, Die," where Cartman saves the town from a hippie music festival, and Kyle is forced to watch Cartman play with his new Tonka bulldozer in the school parking lot every day. Though they often hang out together as a part of the core group of main characters, Kyle does not include Cartman in all of his activities (as when he doesn't invite Cartman to his birthday party at Casa Bonita because he doesn't consider Cartman to be his friend).

On the rare occasions that Cartman's harrasment leads the two to a physical confrontation, Kyle is consistently shown to have the advantage. For example, in "Goobacks," the four boys were going door to door around the town after a blizzard, offering to shovel snow for a little spending cash. While shoveling the sidewalk and driveway of one woman's property, Cartman was sitting down chatting away on his phone while all the other boys were working dilligently. Kyle called Cartman out on it and exclaimed he wasn't getting his share of money since he wouldn't work. Cartman responded by daring Kyle to "bring it on," and the next scene featured the boys pausing from their work and informing the woman they were working for that Cartman had a bloody nose. When the lady asked what happened, Cartman said with his nose and mouth covered "shoveling accident" while Kyle stood there with an irritated expression. When they all went into the house to treat Cartman's injury, Cartman then said "I hate you Kyle," implying that Kyle did in fact "bring it." In "It's Christmas in Canada" Cartman had threatened to beat Kyle up if they weren't home in time for Christmas. Followingth Cartman's incessant complaining and threatening when it appeared that they would not in fact make it home in time, Kyle threw one jab at Cartman's face, who quickly broke down and cried for his mother. Perhaps the most extensive physical confrontation between the two was their "final battle" during "Cartoon Wars Part II." Kyle initially bested Cartman, but Cartman gained the upper hand by pretended to surrender and then immediately turning on him (neither really "won" this conflict, though, as Kyle was saved by Bart when he knocked Cartman out from behind).

Despite the tension between Kyle and Cartman, they have each demonstrated some concern for the others' well-being. In "Up the Down Steroid," Kyle referred to Cartman as a friend and explained that he was really concerned that Cartman would go to Hell if he tried to participate in the Special Olympics. Kyle even risked his own life to save an ostensibly sick Cartman in "Manbearpig" by carrying him to safety in a flooding cave, despite the fact that Cartman's weight threatened to sink Kyle (and nearly did). Cartman has also saved Kyle's life. In "Smug Alert!" Cartman realizes that his life is empty and hollow without having Kyle around to rip on, and he braves the Smug Storm to save Kyle and his entire family. He did not however take credit for this, not wanting to admit how important Kyle was to him. Cartman also brought Kyle back to life in "Imaginationland Episode II" after Kyle was attacked by Manbearpig, this time because he had not yet had a chance to humiliate Kyle by making him suck his balls. Their relationship is perhaps best summarized by Kyle in "The Entity," where he refers to Cartman as "my sort-of friend...ish."

Even with Cartman's consistent hostility and genuinely antisocial behavior, Kyle is sometimes deceived by Cartman's feigned good intentions. This is seen in "Casa Bonita," "Cartoon Wars Part I," "Kenny Dies" (see below) and other episodes. This may be due to an idealistic belief that there is some good in everyone, even in Cartman. Other times, Kyle make's it perfectly clear that he knows Cartman is manipulating him (or trying to), as in "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" and "Fat Butt and Pancake Head." In "Tonsil Trouble," Kyle cannot resist laughing at the irony that Cartman of all people was infected with HIV, feeling on some level that he deserves the disease. Kyle has also occasionally turned the tables and manipulated Cartman into doing foolish things, such as when he convinced Cartman that he would die and suggested he go out to the ocean to be a pirate in "Fatbeard."

Friendship with Kenny McCormick
Kyle's friendship with Kenny is not as strong as his friendship with Stan (in one episode he claims that he doesn't "give a rats ass about kenny" to try and get out of spending the night at Kenny's poverty stricken household) nor is it adversarial (like that with Cartman) but is clearly existent. Kyle regularly includes Kenny in many of his activities and although his friendship with Kenny is not as noticeable when Stan or Cartman are around, when the two are alone together they have been known to be quite friendly towards each other. and promptly beats up Cartman in defense of Kenny following his "permanent" death. In "Best Friends Forever," he bequeathed all of his belongings (except his PSP) to Kyle and Stan, and in his will said, "Dudes, you were the best friends a guy could have", to which Kyle responded "That's really touching...", indicating a meaningful relationship between the two''. ''He was also noted un-officially as Kenny's best friend of the three because he was loyal to him at his (initially permanent) death. Stan was overcome with grief and could not bring himself to visit Kenny before he died, while Cartman's true motivation in collecting stem cells was revealed to be not to save his friend as purported, but trying to make his own Shakey's Pizza. On learning this, Kyle promptly beats up Cartman for his insensitivity and callous manipulation of Kenny's death. He invited Kenny to jew scouts in Jewbilee.

Friendship with Butters Stotch
Kyle's friendship with Butters is fairly decent, as Kyle generally treats Butters more nicely than the other boys (such as when he defended Butters for not kissing a girl in "Butters' Bottom Bitch"). However, he is not against using Butters as a "guinea pig" when it comes to experiments or undercover jobs. He also occasionally makes fun of Butters, swears at him or calls him names. Conversely, Butters has been shown to harass Kyle, as shown in "The List," and he has also "bullied" him for being Jewish, though this is usually under Cartman's influence. Kyle tried to help Butter and himself however when they were diagonsed as sex addicts in Sexual Healing.

Bebe Stevens
Bebe, a girl in Kyle's class, fell in love with him in "Clubhouses." She was especially turned on by his ass. Bebe wrote in a note that she "could sleep for days on his perked cheeks" and "wanted to wear his ass as a hat" (which Mr. Garrison made Stan, who he thought was trying to pass it, read aloud to the class). In the episode, Wendy helps Bebe try to pursue a relationship with Kyle, who is oblivious to her attemps. It eventually becomes clear that Kyle doesn't share her feelings, when Kyle, Stan, Wendy and Bebe play Truth or Dare in Stan's clubhouse. Wendy dares Kyle to kiss Bebe "on the lips." Kyle expresses fear and shock after kissing Bebe, and flees from the clubhouse screaming in terror. Bebe ultimately decided that she couldn't take the "codependency" of a relationship, and purported to "break up" with an uncaring Kyle (in a manner of speaking).

The only time Kyle ever showed any interest in Bebe was when she began developing breasts in the episode, "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society," although every other boy in the class shared the sudden interest. He is the first one to realize an unusually attractive difference in Bebe (although he can't figure out what exactly it is). Later in the episode, Kyle helps her to throw rocks at cars with the other boys, and eventually goes into an ape-like primal state with all of the other boys. At the end, Kyle and all of the other boys realized that they were attracted to Bebe's breasts, and decided they should not be influenced by them.

Rebecca Cotswolds


In "Hooked on Monkey Phonics," Kyle develops a crush on a home-schooled girl named Rebecca Cotswalds that he meets at South Park's 15th Annual Spelling Bee. Despite the other boys making fun of him, Kyle makes several attempts to woo Rebecca, including serenading to her at night outside as she watched from her bedroom window. Kyle also visits her house several times and has brief, awkward conversations with her.

Rebecca initially appears oblivious to Kyle's crush on her, likely because she is homeschooled and has little knowledge of social situations. However, she eventually reciprocates some level of interest when the two kiss. Rebecca was unfamiliar with the concept of love, as well as kissing, and considering the idea to be "silly." The only conception she had of 'love' was that of a "mate," and said that her provider would select one for her when it would come time to "increase the herd." Rebecca's experience with Kyle pleasantly surprised her, and she agreed to go to the South Park Elementary's school dance that night with him. However, Rebecca did not know how to measure her reaction to this experience, and came to the dance dressed in skimpy clothing. She then began to flirt with all the boys, breaking Kyle's heart.

After the commotion of the dance, Rebecca kisses Kyle again, though this was to be her last appearance on the show. It is likely that she decided to continue being homeschooled (whereas her brother Mark, who was also homeschooled, started going to public school). Kyle has not made any reference to her since the events in the one episode she appeared in, indicating that he got over her.

Ms. Ellen
In "Tom's Rhinoplasty," Kyle (along with Stan, Kenny and Cartman) develops a crush on their substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen. Chef eventually tells the boys that Ms. Ellen is a lesbian; however, since neither Kyle nor his friends understood what a lesbian is, their crush on Ms. Ellen continued in a misguided attempt to become lesbians themselves. The crush evaporates however when Ms. Ellen is removed as a substitute (and ultimately dies).

Talents
According to Mr. Garrison, Kyle is a "smart" and "A+" student. Also Kyle, along with the other boys, is portrayed as having multiple useful and trivial talents.

Video Gaming
Kyle is often seen playing video games with Stan, Kenny and Cartman. In the episode "Guitar Queer-o," the boys compliment Kyle and Stan's skill on Guitar Hero 2, and later in the episode they pass the million point mark together in co-op mode - a feat that was thought to be practically impossible. In the episode "Whale Whores," Kyle is shown playing guitar in Rock Band for the song Poker Face.

Basketball
Kyle is known to be the best basketball player at South Park Elementary, one of two sports at which Stan isn't the best (the other being Dodgeball, at which Pip is considered the best). However in the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," he goes to the all-state game tryouts and is rejected not because of his skills, but because of the fact that he's short and Jewish (rather than tall and black). He then changes his body to look tall and black, and the coaches let him on the team. Neither Kyle nor the coaches were aware that his limb extensions were relatively fragile and not meant to withstand the stress of actually playing basketball, and his knees rupture while playing, severing his leg extensions. Oddly, kyle was not in the basketball team in "Elementary School Musical," though this was probably to avoid kyle being active in the fad. Kyle has stated that he wants to play in the Denver Nuggets someday.

Music
In "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" Kyle plays the guitar to serenade home-schooled Rebecca, who responds by throwing him money. He also played guitar(It having four keys but looks like a guitar) in the boys' band Moop. He does not appear to have much sense of rhythm in terms of dancing however, as in "Rainforest Schmainforest" he kept messing up everytime the group performed.

Writing & Poetry
Kyle occasionally phrases what he says in a somewhat poetic way when he speaks philosophically, questioning reality and why things are as they are. In "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" Mr. Garrison begins to explain haikus (a form of poetry) to the class, but stops on noticing Cartman wasn't in the classroom. Kyle shortly after came up with three haikus on the spot which were all used to insult Cartman. Also, in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" Kyle is informed that Cartman had three extra tickets on the 28th row at the Raging Pussies concert, but Kyle's mom tells him he cannot go to see it unless he done all his chores and brought democracy to Cuba (assuming it to be an impossible task). This prompts Kyle to write a letter to Fidel Castro, who is actually convinced to bring democracy to Cuba after reading Kyle's innocent, persuasive rhymes, lyrics and words.

Languages
In the episode "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" Kyle seems to speak pig-latin extremely well, even losing Stan in conversation.

Health
Kyle becomes sick more often than any of the other boys (excluding Kenny if his many deaths are considered health issues). He experiences a painful infectious hemorrhoid when Cartman inherits $1 million from his grandmother and uses it to buy his own amusement park in "Cartmanland." He also experienced renal failure and needed a kidney transplant (that only Cartman could provide) in "Cherokee Hair Tampons." In the episode "Guitar Queer-o," sickness apparently prevents Kyle from practicing Guitar Hero as much as Stan does. By contrast, in "Chickenpox" he is the only person in his class who does not easily catch the illness, even after playing a game in which Kenny (who had chickenpox) spit into his mouth and he had to swallow it while saying "ookymouth" (an activity suggested by his mother in hopes that her son would catch chickenpox). He ultimately catches it after prolonged exposure to the Stan and Cartman (who are sick), and contracts a more severe case than any of the other children.

Kyle and Cartman share the AB negative blood type, as revealed in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons." It was also revealed in this episode that Kyle is diabetic. His diabetes may be the root for his many heath concerns.

List Of Health Issues

 * (incomplete)


 * Chicken Pox in "Chickenpox" (Semi serious, passed out and collapsed backward, but he was stabilized at the hospital.)


 * Kidney Failure in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" (Fatal unless he recieved a kidney a that matched his AB- blood type; Stan tricked Cartman into donating a kidney)


 * Type I Diabetes mentioned in "Cherokee Hair Tampons"


 * Hemorrhoid in "Cartmanland" (Infection was to be fatal due to Kyle giving up on life. Stan wheeled Kyle to the amusement park; he regained hope when he witnessed Cartman's tantrum.)


 * AIDS in "Woodland Critter Christmas" (Non-canon, as it is only in Cartman's story.)


 * Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"


 * Unnamed (non serious) sickness in "The Snuke" (Possibly the Common Cold)


 * Unnamed (non serious) sickness in "Guitar Queer-o" - got over it early on in the episode.


 * AIDS in "Tonsil Trouble" (Along with Cartman; both cured)
 * Sex Addiction in "Sexual Healing" (This is not a real disease however, but rather an elaborate scheme created by adult men to justify infidelity)

While not directly related to his health, the following events jeopardized his life:


 * Almost Died in a Smug Storm in Smug Alert (saved by Cartman)
 * Died in "Imaginationland Episode II" from a ManBearPig attack (saved by Cartman).


 * Died in "Imaginationland Episode III" from missile fired by Al Gore (revived by Butters).

Name Dispute
Kyle's last name has been alternately given as Broslovski, Broflofski, Broflovski, and Brovlofski in the series, though the characters say "Broflovski" or "Broslovski" the most often. The name comes from the maiden name of Matt Stone's mother, Sheila Belasco (Broslovski had been changed to Belasco when her ancestor immigrated to America). In "Spontaneous Combustion" there is a shot of Kyle's father Gerald's law office - on the facade it says 'Brovlofski'. In "Sexual Harassment Panda" his name is shown as 'Broflofski'. The various spellings may be due to some confusion in trying to transcribe the Cyrillic surname Бровловский into the Latin alphabet; the letter в is normally transcribed "v" but when voiceless is often written as "f" in English, like in the name "Rachmaninoff". Parker and Stone have confirmed that Kyle's last name is indeed Broflovski, which is also the spelling used in the "4th Grade" intro.

Season 2

 * Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

Season 3

 * Cat Orgy

Season 4

 * Pip

Season 5

 * Cripple Fight

Season 10

 * A Million Little Fibers

Season 11

 * More Crap

Season 13

 * Pinewood Derby

Catch Phases and Quotes

 * "You know, I've learned something today."


 * "Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!" (sung in tandem with Stan in the opening theme song)


 * "You Bastard(s)!" (preceded by Stan's exclamation, "Oh my God, they've killed Kenny!")


 * "Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"


 * "Holy shit, dude!"


 * "That son of a bitch!"


 * "Goddammit, Cartman!!"


 * "Fat ass."


 * "Cartman, you fat fuck!"


 * "I didn't feel comfortable in that stuff, dude. I'm just being me."(in "South Park is Gay")


 * "Cartman, you are such a big fat ass, so when people walk down the street, they go "Goddammit, that's a big fat ass!"


 * "Crap!"


 * "Go fuck yourself, Cartman."


 * "GOD DAMN IT"


 * "Graaaah!"


 * "Aww-awww" (same as Stan)


 * "Don't belittle my people you fucking fatass!"


 * "You're such a fatass, Cartman."


 * "Look, Stan. When Kenny died I learned how important friends are. I'm not gonna lose another friend."


 * "You don't know anything about Jews, fat ass!"


 * "Yeah Dude!"


 * "He's not my brother!"


 * "Cartman, I really, really have a problem with what you're doing. I object to it morally, and I find it grossly offensive."


 * "I'm kinda finger painting right now"


 * "I think the rabbit just crapped on my jacket"


 * "You're my super best friend (to Stan)


 * "Cartman was right, but for the wrong reasons, and we were wrong, but for the right reasons." (to Stan, regarding the removal of Kenny's feeding tube)


 * "I'm Jewish, I've got some hang-ups about killing Jesus"
 * "Dude, weak!"

Trivia

 * Kyle's birthday is revealed to be May 26th (Kyle is also 9), however, in the episode Casa Bonita, Kyle is having his birthday party and says he is inviting Butters because he invited him to his birthday party last month. As revealed in AWESOM-O, Butters' birthday is September 11th. This is probably just a continuity screw-up.
 * In the episode "Spookyfish]]" it is shown that Stan's evil twin has a black beard/mustache and Kyle's evil twin has a brown beard/mustache though according to his hair colour it should be red. However back then his hair color hadn't been chosen back then.
 * Kyle has killed Jesus Christ and Kenny McCormick.
 * In the episode "Ginger Kids", even though he is a "Daywalker", the other ginger kids still capture him and he is allowed to eat in the cafeteria. This is because he isn't a full ginger.