Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is an American-Israeli actress. In the episode "A History Channel Thanksgiving", it was revealed that she was the keeper of the wormhole that linked the planets Earth and Plymouth together. In order to allow the Pilgrim leader, Myles Standish, to return to Plymouth and rally his people, Portman had to be persuaded to "open her wormhole" (her vagina). Although initially reluctant, after a romantic dinner with Kyle "of DeVry", she was persuaded to do so, allowing Standish to return to his home world and defeat the Indians.