Jerome "Chef" McElroy

The schools cafeteria chef. Whenever the children need help or advice they turn to Chef. Conversations between Chef and the children usually start with: "Hello there children!" "Hey Chef!" "How's it going?" "Bad." "Why Bad?" In which one of the kids responds with their problem, then Chef will sing a song about the problem, though no matter what the problem is, the song will end up being sexual related. The songs usually start out with, "I'm gonna make love to ya woman, I'm gonna lay you down by the fire."

Chef later dies in the episode "Return of Chef" but is revived as a child molestor which a lot of people refer to as Darth Chef. (Since he was revived wearing a Darth Vader esque outfit.)