I Don't Want to Wait

"I Don't Want to Wait" is a song by Paula Cole and sung by Eric Cartman in two episodes "Trapper Keeper" and "I'm a Little Bit Country".

Background
Cartman has a tendency to sing songs to himself when under stress or when he is being mischievous. The first time he sings this song was when he trying to protect his second Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper Ultra Keeper Futura S 2000 from being destroyed by an android from the future. The second time was during his flashback to the year 1776 so he could meet founding fathers of United States. Cartman sings this song while bludgeoning Thomas Jefferson's messenger to death.