I Can Change

I Can Change is a song sung by Saddam Hussein in the South Park Movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Lyrics
Some people say that I'm a bad guy They may be right, they may be right! But its not as if I dont try I just fuck up! Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change!!! I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it! I'll open up my heart and I will share it! Any minute now I will be born again! Yes I can change, I can change!!! I know I've been a dirty little bastard La la la la la lalala!

I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but IT'S OK CAUSE I CAN CHANGE!!!!!!! *sigh* Its not my fault that Im so evil Its society, society. You see, my parents were sometimes abusive And it made a prick of me!

But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises I know it! La la la la la lalala!! I'll open up my heart and I will show it! Any minute now I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam: Hey Satan! Dont be such a twit Mother Teresa wont have shit on me! Just watch, just watch me change here I go Im changing!!!

Hey! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! Ah!

*whistling solo* Dee da tlee ta tlee ta tlee tlaa tlaa... Heeeeeeey Satan!