User blog:Nightquest/Least Favorite Episodes

Even though I love SP in each season there is at least one episode I dislike. The reasons vary: too gross, too political, too depressing, pointless, not funny at all etc. Here I made a list:

1. "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig": The only things I remember from this episode are the four assed creatures and Shelly beating up Stan's mutant. It's not a bad episode after all, just not my favourite. 2. "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka": No particular reason, just not as funny as rest. Unlike most people I acutally like the Terrance & Phillip episode from this season. 3. "Jakovasaurs": DAMN, those creatures are really annoying! 4. "Pip": The only episode to date I couldn't stand watching 'till the end. I'm also not a fan of "Trapper Keeper". 5. This is one of the toughest seasons. I'll go with "Kenny Dies"; it is so sad (in fact Kenny is my favorite character in the show) and it lost its unique meaning since Kenny's back. 6. "Jared Has Aides": Most of the episode relied on the wordplay of Aides/AIDS which sounded lame after a couple of times. "Red Sleigh Down" also didn't have much point except for killing of Jesus and bringing back Kenny. 7. "Grey Dawn": I don't know, really. 8. "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset": Paris Hilton sucks! 9. "Wing": This is one of the best seasons; the episode I've chosen wasn't as funny as the others and the plot was kinda poor. 10. "Manbearbig": It was the first episode I saw and I went like WTF, though I got to be a fan of South Park after seeing "You Have 0 Friends". Also, "Stanley's Cup" is too depressing but it had a meaningful message: Don't trust all movies with a happy ending, it's not how it works in real life (so true!). 11. "D-Yikes": Too much Mr. Garrison=no good. This man is a complete pervert; first he is homphobic, then gay, then woman, then lesbian, then man and straight... 12. "Eek, A Penis!": Again, same reasons. It was probably just a transition episode to convert Mr. Garrison to a man again. Unlike most of the times, Cartman's subplot wasn't funny either, but I liked how he silenced the whole class by shouting "HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEDS?!". Ah, I almost forgot to mention "Britney's New Look". 13. "Eat, Pray, Queef": So disturbing and pointless, that's all. 14. "Sexual Healing": Booooooring. 15. "You're Getting Old": Depressing and 'shitty'. "Ass Burgers": The resolution was lame, Randy shows up with a van and everything goes back to normal, I mean, come on. "Funnybot": NOT FUNNY