User:LectrPazillo

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About Me
Hello! I am HP Bloodshed! I contribute to this wiki a lot. I think I'm funny but I come off as obnoxious. I am a big fan of South Park. I have all 15 seasons that have been released on DVD. I also have the movie on DVD. I also like Spongebob, Looney Tunes, Malcolm in the Middle and a lot more shows. I believe I'm pretty fly for a white guy but then again, I often come off as obnoxious. Anyway, this is my user page.

UPDATE:

I just found out that I no longer have Nickelodeon or Comedy Central. Now, there are two shows that really like that I can't watch on TV. South Park - Luckily - has a official website where I can watch new episodes for free. Spongebob, however, does not. Why do Viacom have to be greedy? It's bullshit at it's core. Here's to hoping DirecTV patches this up with an official Spongebob Squarepants band-aid.

UPDATE #2: Viacom’s current statement on our negotiations is completely inaccurate. They made a proposal last night for our carriage of the 17 channels they pulled from DIRECTV and we accepted all material terms for those channels including an increase that was more than fair. We are ready to close this deal at anytime and restore those channels to our customers.

This made me happy!

However, as part of that offer, Viacom insists that we carry the EPIX channel at an additional cost of more than half a billion dollars. We know our customers don’t want to pay such an extreme price for an extra channel, they simply want the ones they had returned to them. We stand ready and willing to work with Viacom to get this done and, once again, ask Viacom to do the right thing and restore these channels to our customers immediately.

This made me cry.

UPDATE #3: Goddamnit Viacom! You may have heard that Viacom is trying to upset customers with some very loud rhetoric about negotiations breaking down. Their statement, intended for dramatic effect, is completely false. Please know that we are indeed continuing to negotiate with Viacom so they can return the channels to our customers as soon as possible. Just last night, Viacom made a proposal for the return of the 17 channels they dropped from DIRECTV. Earlier this morning, we accepted all material terms for those channels including an increase that was more than fair. We are ready to sign that deal immediately. What’s holding things up right now is that they are insisting that we launch the EPIX movie channel (an extra channel that DIRECTV has never carried) at the additional cost of more than a half billion dollars. Whatever way you slice it, the main issue remains the same. Viacom’s total price tag to continue carrying channels is just too high and will adversely affect our customers. And so, as we have done every day since this began, we will be back on the phones negotiating with the Viacom executives tomorrow so we can get closer to a final deal. We are too close to turn back now. The fact is Viacom and DIRECTV need each other so we will get this done.

UPDATE #4

FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

DIRECTV and Viacom Reach Agreement to Renew Carriage of Viacom’s Networks

All 26 Viacom Networks, Including Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, BET, CMT, Logo, Spike, TV Land, MTV2, VH1, VH1 Classic, Palladia, Nick Jr., Nicktoons, TeenNick, Tr3s and Centric, to Return to DIRECTV Immediately

New York, NY – July 20, 2012 —Viacom (NASDAQ: VIA, VIAB) today announced that the company has reached a long-term agreement to renew carriage with DIRECTV.

All 26 Viacom networks, including Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, MTV, BET, CMT, Logo, Spike, TV Land, MTV2, VH1, VH1 Classic, Palladia, Nick Jr., Nicktoons, TeenNick, Tr3s and Centric, will return to DIRECTV’s channel lineup immediately. As part of the overall carriage agreement, DIRECTV has an option to add the EPIX service to its entertainment offerings.

Viacom is extremely pleased to bring its programming back to DIRECTV subscribers, and thanks everyone affected by the disruption for their patience and understanding during this challenging period.

UPDATE #5: Since I am now a nocturnal beast like my father, I will not be present as much during the day. I am eating Burger King right now and it's not the tastiest thing but it will bring me to type this... so as you can see I am very troubled. I am watching a horse give a shit about a little girl with a mediocre doll who is about to be eaten by a single fun fluffy friend of the tarantula... Yep. --

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