Helen Keller! The Musical

"Helen Keller! The Musical" is the fourteenth episode of Season Four, and the 61st overall episode of South Park. It aired on November 22, 2000.

Synopsis
When Butters informs the fourth graders that the Kindergartners' school play is a magnificent sight to behold and they go through a lot of pain to make sure they beat the tiny tots' show.

Plot
The 4th grade starts a musical about Helen Keller, and Butters warns the 4th grade that the kindergarten has an amazing play. So the 4th grade must outdo the kindergartners. They must pull out all stops and bend over backwards to make the ultimate end all-extravaganza. They need a live turkey for the play and Cartman sends Kyle and Timmy to buy one, but they wind up buying a crippled one 'cause Timmy likes it. Cartman wants the turkey dead, Timmy wants it to stay and the theater professionals Cartman hired for the play want it gone. At the end of it all, someone is dead. There are a lot of deaths. In the end, the beautiful turkey that had replaced Gobbles (the handicapped turkey) was shot by Ned, Jimbo, and others who accidentally shot Timmy in the arm beforehand when Timmy had searched the streets for Gobbles, Gobbles jumped through the flaming hoop of fire, and the play ends well. It also reveals that the kindergartners' play was rather poor, taking half a minute at best and nowhere near as good as Butters made it seem, and everyone ends up mad at Butters for making them go through all that trouble, Butters however thinks the play is amazing, oblivious to all of the angry glares around him.