Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Synopsis
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 123 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It was originally broadcast on December 1, 2004. This was one of the 10 episodes featured on South Park The Hits: Volume 1 DVD.

Plot
The episode opens with a small crowd, including Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens, Jessie, and others, gathered to see Paris Hilton make an appearance at the local mall. Wendy is rebuffed by her friends for not knowing who Hilton is, and Hilton enters to the cheering crowd. Hilton presents herself as "totally spoiled and snobby" and "a whore", according to onlookers, and announces the opening of a store called "Stupid Spoiled Whore" in South Park. Hilton says that she's happy to be in Gouth Dark, not knowing where she is. The girls enter and discover, among other things, lewd clothing and a perfume titled "Skanque." Wendy is appalled by the blatant objectification of women. As Paris drives away in her limo, her small pet dog, using her chatter into a cell phone as a distraction, pulls out a gun and commits suicide. Paris shrieks that "Another dog killed itself!" The limo driver himself appears less than surprised.

Later that day, Wendy goes over to a friend's house and is quickly confronted with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, a partial reference to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape scandal that occurred several months prior. The kit takes jabs at Hilton by describing its contents as including "a night vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of ecstasy!" Meanwhile, Hilton is in fits over the suicide of her dog, Tinkerbell. In her throes of sorrow, she sees Butters, she wants him to be her replacement pet, her driver tries to explain to her that you can't just take a child, but she throws a fit until she gets her way. She puts him in a bear costume and names him "Mr. Biggles."

Wendy tricks her father into going to the Stupid Spoiled Whore store, and while he is initially appalled at what is sold there, is quickly manipulated into accepting the store, assuring Wendy he'll make her the "Stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!". Bebe announces a "Stupid Spoiled Whore" party at her house. However, they refuse to invite Wendy because her "whore" suit makes her look more like a teenage girl instead of a 9 year old "whore." They wear skimpy outfits to school and make suggestive comments to the boys passing in the hallway as they invite them; the boys generally respond nervously, or not at all. The one exception is Cartman, who walks past them on purpose hoping for an invitation, but is ignored, and proceeds to flip each girl off individually.

At the same time, Butters introduces Paris Hilton to his parents; he thinks he is now Hilton's boyfriend, rather than her pet. Hilton offers his parents $200 million for Butters, who doesn't like the idea, but his parents insist on discussing it alone. She passes out on Butters's bed while the two of them wait for his parents' decision. Paris is wearing a short cutoff blue jean skirt and Butters again shows his naïveté by curiously poking at Hilton's vulva, believing it to be an animal that lives in her pants. His parents eventually show up to announce that they're rejecting the offer – but only because they want at least $250 million. They tell Butters that he needs to be able to match Hilton's offer himself if he wants to stay, and suggest he try coal mining, like his grandfather. However, he is unsuccessful. Upon seeing a photo album in Paris Hilton's limousine, he discovers that all Hilton's pets killed themselves: Tinkerbell, who shot himself with the limo drivers's gun; Patches (dog), a poodle who hung himself; Scrambles, a collie who slit his wrists in the bath; and Cuddles, a spaniel who committed ritual seppuku.

Although the party was supposed to be a time to get "whorish" with the boys, the boys seem to be far more terrified than titillated, and most are attempting to run away from the girls. Cartman tries to sneak into the party, but is rebuffed. Meanwhile, Wendy seeks out help from Mr. Slave, the biggest whore she knows, to try to become like all the other girls. After explaining to Wendy that being a whore is something your born with and that it can't be taught – nor should anyone want to learn it – he then rushes off to break up Bebe's sex party (much to the boys' relief, especially Stan's, who was being held down and forced to kiss Red, and made Clyde cry). Butters escapes from Paris Hilton's captivity, and runs into the party, where he runs into the closet, only to run out terrified as a girl was inside and apparently began coming onto him; Hilton, who is following him, appears just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that being a whore is not an enjoyable life and that Paris Hilton is a "nobody. She may have money, but she's a thoughtless, talentless lowlife.". The two then get into an argument over who is the bigger whore, which culminates in Paris challenging Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.

Paris Hilton begins with a variety of lewd sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by removing his pants, leaping into the air, jumping on top of Hilton, and jamming her entire body up his anus (to which Mr. Garrison smugly replies "Now that's a whore!") The crowd is amazed at this feat and applauds, but Mr. Slave silences them by telling them that he should not be applauded, because being whorish is a bad thing. He then delivers an impassioned speech explaining that young girls shouldn't dress whorishly and that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton; "If you don't teach your children that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised, where are they going to learn it?" Bebe and the other girls seem to get the message (somewhat) and apologize to Wendy for having said that she wasn't stupid, selfish, or a whore. Butters is happy to have escaped living with Hilton, but now must face the wrath of his parents, who are upset about not winning $250 million. Although his mother didn't care about it, his father is still angered by this and grounds him for it. Meanwhile, inside Mr. Slave, Hilton meets the frog king from the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". The "Ballad of Paris Hilton" is sung over the credits.

Goofs

 * When Mr. Slave makes his speech, it is seen a shoy over the crowd. in one shot, Wendy had a... makeover, when she in fact is not supposed to have one.WAAW.png
 * In the first scene of Bebe's whore party, Kelly Pinkerton is shown in two places:sitting at the spin the bottle table with her back turned AND shown sitting next to Jason and Jessie on Bebe's blue couch in her living room.


 * Though the Frog Prince was stated to have been freed after the adventures of Lemmiwinks from the The Death Camp of Tolerance, he reappears to help Paris Hilton.