Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary. She is usually seen with the counselor, Mr. Mackey, and since Season Fifteen Mr. Adler the shop teacher. She used to be voiced by Mary Kay Bergman, and then by Eliza Schneider and April Stewart. Her name is a pun of actress Victoria Principal.

Background
Principal Victoria is not described often personality-wise but appears to be more intelligent and rational than most adults; in "Go God Go" she informs Mrs. Garrison, that she knows too little about evolution to teach it and replaces her with Richard Dawkins. In early appearances she had a heavy accent that sounded rather similar to being from Wisconsin or Sarah Palin, though it seems to have diminished over the years and with the changing of voice actors.

In "Breast Cancer Show Ever", she is revealed to be a strong feminine rights activist as she reveals to Wendy that she is a seven year Breast Cancer survivor and encourages Wendy to fight for what she believes in.

In this same episode, she shows contempt for Eric Cartman and compares him directly to Cancer. It is extremely unlikely that she punished Wendy for fighting Cartman, and if she did, she would have punished Cartman as well for provoking Wendy.

It's hinted in the episode, "Toilet Paper", by Josh that she had an abusive mother who, "Spanked her thighs with cold cuts and stuck umbrellas up her ass." This has not been confirmed but because he was able to correctly predict Officer Barbrady's own abuse, this is plausible.

Criminal Record

 * Murder: In the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", she confessed to having killed a man, despite the fact that the trial in which she made this proclamation had nothing to do with whatever she may be guilty of. However, she explained, "I hit him over the head and cut up the body. I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn! I put the legs in the garbage bags and put the torso under the bridge. I had to do it!!" whereupon she then burst into tears.
 * Attempted Murder: She and Mr. Mackey along with Mr. Adler attempted to murder Eric Cartman to cover up their crime of poisoning the students with tainted pizza in "Bass to Mouth".

Appearance
She wears a pink shirt and black trousers. She has large eye-glasses and curly hair in an perm style. In addition, she speaks with a thick Minnesotan accent, though as of the later seasons it has diminished.

For special occasions, as seen in the awards ceremony scene in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", she wears an unusual outfit consisting of a lavender v-neck blouse with a white lace trim around the collar, a long flared black skirt which reaches her shoes and a pastel pink cummerbund.

In "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" she is said to have a "nice ass" and it is referenced many times by the male characters, even Herbert Garrison.

Quotes
Wendy: "Ma'am?" Principal Victoria: "I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to "fight" it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you." Wendy: "My... parents said that if I fight-" Principal Victoria: "And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will take everything. Do you understand?" Wendy: "Yes, ma'am!" Principal Victoria: "When you have cancer, you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!" from "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
 * Principal Victoria: "I see. I've noticed all the things you've done for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?"

Prominence

 * "Pinkeye"
 * "Starvin' Marvin"
 * "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
 * "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
 * "Ike's Wee-Wee"
 * "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
 * "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
 * South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (cameo)
 * "Sexual Harassment Panda"
 * "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" (mentioned)
 * "Timmy 2000"
 * "Helen Keller! The Musical"
 * "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
 * "Probably"
 * "Fourth Grade"
 * "Fat Camp"
 * "It Hits the Fan"
 * "Proper Condom Use"
 * "Kenny Dies"
 * "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
 * "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
 * "Red Man's Greed"
 * "Butt Out"
 * "Goobacks" (cameo)
 * "Douche and Turd"
 * "Pre-School" (in flashback)
 * "Quest For Ratings"
 * "Die Hippie, Die"
 * "Wing"
 * "Erection Day"
 * "Cartoon Wars Part I"
 * "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
 * "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
 * "Go God Go XII"
 * "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
 * "The Snuke"
 * "Le Petit Tourette"
 * "Tonsil Trouble"
 * "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
 * "The Ungroundable"
 * "W.T.F."
 * "Dances With Smurfs"
 * "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
 * "200"
 * "201"
 * "Insheeption"
 * "T.M.I."
 * "Bass to Mouth"
 * "1%"
 * "Sarcastaball"
 * "Going Native"
 * "A Scause For Applause"