Fatbeard

Fatbeard is the seventh episode of the thirteenth season of the Comedy Central show, South Park. It will air on Comedy Central in the United States and Canada on April 22, 2009 and will air in the United Kingdom on April 24, 2009

Synopsis
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

Plot
After misinterpreting the current pirate pandemic in Somalia as the return of classic mythological piracy, Cartman uses his mother's credit card to book a trip to Somalia for him and his 'crew' (Cartman himself, Butters, Ike, Clyde, and Kevin). After a flight from Denver to Miami to Cairo and then a 49-hour bus ride, the boys arrive in Mogadishu. Once there, however, Cartman and the boys are taken hostage without their knowledge, as the pirates all speak Somali. The pirates take the boys out to international waters, where they are ransomed to a French luxury liner for 5,000 Euro. Once on board, however, Kevin uses a faux-lightsaber to high-jack the vessel from her French crew, stereotypically portraying the French as cowards. After returning to Mogadishu with the captured vessel, Cartman and the boys are finally accepted by the pirates.

Meanwhile, back in South Park, Kyle realizes that his brother Ike has run away to Mogadishu with Cartman and the other boys. He then sets off for Mogadishu to bring his brother home. Once Kyle arrives he is taken captive by the pirates and held hostage. The US military, sitting off the coast, has snipers lined up. Cartman gives Kyle a speech about how he can never leave because he is surrounded by his pirate allies who a few seconds later are all killed by the snipers.