The Jeffersons/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Randy and Sharon Marsh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Chris and Linda Stotch
 * Sgt. Harrison Yeats and his men: Harris, Murphy, Johnson, Frakes
 * Maggie Yeats
 * Red
 * Craig
 * Other kids
 * Sgt. Snetzl, of Santa Barbard Police
 * Michael Jefferson
 * Blanket

Script
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 * bgcolor="#dcba98"|[The neighborhood. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny ride down the street on their big wheels.]
 * [stops and looks at a house] Hey, check it out, dude. Somebody bought the Donovan's old house. [the other boys stop and look.]
 * Yeah, I think they already moved in. I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.
 * I hope they're not Austrians. That's the last thing this town needs. [a door is heard opening]
 * [points] Hey Look! [a young kid wearing an ornate face mask is seen peeking out the front door.]
 * Hello. [the boys get off their bikes and approach]
 * Hey. Do you live here?
 * Yeah, I just moved here with my dad. Are you gonna be my new friends?
 * [does a soft laugh that sounds like a sniff] No.
 * I really like your town. My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all. He said he wanted peace and quiet, and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything. [Stan and Kyle look at each other a bit puzzled]
 * What's that you're wearing?
 * It's my mask. My daddy says it's best for me to hide my face. My name's Blanket.
 * Your name is Blanket... Right. Well Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody, and these are my friends, Timsy, Winky, and Nod. Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now. [the boys turn back to get back on to their bikes]
 * Wait! DOn't you guys wanna come inside and play?
 * [all four boys stop and turn] Huh? Look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?