User:Jmonkey49/Quotes

Cartman

 * "Respect mah authoritah!"
 * "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
 * "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
 * "Shut Up Hippies! I kill you!"
 * "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
 * "He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin."

Stan

 * "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
 * "Holy shit dude!"
 * "Shut up fat ass"

Kyle

 * "I don't have sand in my vagina!"
 * "Goddamn it Cartman!"
 * "GODDAMN IT!"
 * "Ready Ike? Kick the baby!"
 * "You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go 'GODDAMN IT! THAT IS A BIG FAT FUCK!"

Kenny

 * "Dude"
 * "I'm Okay"
 * "Dude Fuck You!"
 * "Whoo-Hoo!"

Conversations

 * Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
 * Kyle: "You Bastards!"


 * Stan: "Oh my god, we killed Kenny."
 * Kyle: "We killed Kenny?"
 * Stan: "We killed Kenny, we're bastards."


 * Stan: "We better go over our story again so we don't screw it up"
 * Cartman: "Ok. Last night all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30 at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy, the goth kid from the 'Breakfast Club', was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for her autograph, but she didn't have a pen so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were accosted by 5 scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests, which administered at the Scientology center in Denver until 10:45 at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho del Fritos Rohez, south of Castlerock and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, while arriving home at 11:46."
 * Kyle: "I'm confused. Did Ally Sheedy take the personality test?"


 * News Reporter: "Well it's been over 13 hours and still the car chase has not ended!"
 * Kyle: "What the hell are they doing?"
 * News Reporter: "The chase has now moved through most of Arizona and nears the Mexican border!"
 * Stan: "Dude if Kenny takes Cartman to Mexico, how are we ever going to win the sledding race on Saturday?"
 * Kyle: "Don't worry dude, that little truck just runs on D-batteries. It's going to run out of juice soon."
 * Cartman: "We're going to make it Kenny! We're going to make it to Mexico!"
 * Cartman: "Oh God Damn it!"