A Million Little Fibers (book)

For the episode with the same name, see here

A Million Little Fibers is a autobiography written by Towelie under the false name of Steven McTowelie. It became extremely popular and even made "Oprah's Book of the Month" until people found out Towelie was lying and is not a person, just a towel.

Background
After getting fired from P.F. Chang's, Towelie realizes that there is no way to pay rent. He then gets high and goes home where he begins to type an autobiography entitled "A Million Little Fibers." He then gives the story to a publisher which turns him down because nobody wants to read a towel's autobiography. Later, Towelie makes some alterations to the book by changing the word "towel" to "person". Towelie then goes to a different publisher, wearing a fake mustache and hat. This publisher loves it and it gets published.

Reception
A Million Little Fibers became a hit and eventually made "Oprah's Book of the Month". His Appearence made the book a bestseller and inspired many people.

Downfall
Once the lie gets out about Towelie being a Towel, people become furious with Towelie and eventually start a angry mob (lead by Oprah).

Trivia

 * The book is a parody of the book "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey and the scandal involving it.
 * According to publisher 1, chapters 4 through 8 are all about Doritos Brand Corn Chips.