Jared Has Aides/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters
 * City Wok Owner
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Jared Vogle, Subway spokesman
 * Christine Jonez, Jared's fiancée
 * Randy Marsh
 * Chef
 * Subway Singer
 * Commercial announcer
 * A Worker for Subway
 * Jared's aides, Scott and Tyler
 * Subway Representatives
 * Another Singer
 * Linda and Chris Stotch
 * Gerald Broflovski
 * Field Reporter
 * Jimbo
 * Mayor McDaniel
 * Skeeter
 * Terrance & Phillip
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Crowd Members
 * One New Yorker