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Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * Wendy
 * Randy Marsh
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Boy
 * Computer Voice
 * Dude
 * Gary Johnson
 * Grandma Marsh
 * Guard
 * Kevin Donahue
 * Kip and his parents
 * Man 1
 * Man 2
 * Various Profiles, including one for Tom Davis
 * Referee
 * Susan92