Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

"Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the first episode of Season Two, and the 14th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on April 1, 1998, and is a parody of the movie Not Without My Daughter. Because the airdate was on April Fools' Day, the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, decided to air a completely irrelevant Terrance and Phillip episode instead of the finale of the first season's cliffhanger, which was originally promised to air.

Synopsis
Terrance and Phillip travel to Iran to rescue Terrance's little daughter, Sally, who's been held prisoner. A complex chain of events involving a female pop vocalist, a Middle Eastern dictator and chemical warfare leads to a hostile takeover of Canada. It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save Sally and their country.

Plot
The episode opens with a narrator narating over clips from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut". The narrator states that viewers have waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is and that the cliffhanger payoff will not be seen. Instead the HBC movie of the week, staring Terrance and Phillip, Not Without My Anus, would be shown.

At a Canadian Courthouse, Scott the Dick is testifying against Terrance saying that he murdered Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer by repeatedly striking him in the head with a hammer. Scott shows evidence that link Terrance to the murder and yells at Terrance with disgust. Phillip delivers their closing argument and then he and Terrance proceed to start farting repeatedly, even to the point that the jury struggles to tell the judge their verdict which is that Terrance is not guilty, Terrance and Phillip then celebrate.

Upon exiting the courthouse, Terrance and Phillip to have a Kraft Dinner and then take a bus home.

At Scott's house, Saddam Hussein calls Scott and proposes a plan that will both get rid of Terrance and Phillip and make it so Saddam can take over Canada to which Scott agrees.

At Terrance and Phillip's house, Terrance and Phillip meet with Ugly Bob, Ugly Bob appears to look like a normal Canadian to everyone but Canadians and Iranians, Phillip suggests that Ugly Bob wears a paper bag over his head so people don't see how horrendously ugly he is and then Terrance and Phillip enter their home. Terrance goes to put on a pirate costume while Phillip gets a letter for Terrance, the letter entails that his daughter, Sally, has been captured in Tehran. Terrance explains to Phillip, who doesn't know who Sally is, how he and Celine Dion had a little girl named Sally.

On the way to the airport Terrance and Phillip stop by Celine Dion's house to tell her about Sally.

At the Canadian Airport, Terrance and Phillip ask Ugly Bob the paper bag is working out, Ugly Bob says it's great and he has a date on Friday. After Terrance and Phillip purchase tickets for the flight to Tehran, they, with others, sing the Canadian National Anthem, Meanwhile, Scott is contacting Saddam via walkie-talkie to discuss what will happen to Terrance and Phillip once they get to Tehran.

Terrance and Phillip find Sally rather quickly in Tehran and travel back home to find that posters of Saddam are all over Canada. They go to Celine Dion's house to find that she is sleeping with Ugly Bob, Terrance and Phillip show that Ugly Bob is ugly and Celine shrieks in horror, Scott then finds Terrance and Phillip alive.

Meanwhile, The U.S. government tells Saddam that he has exactly 3 years to remove his troops from Canada or else they'll bomb all of Iran and once they leave, Saddam goes over his plan to take over the world, starting with Canada. Scott goes to Saddam because Terrance and Phillip are still alive and Saddam promptly forces Scott to leave.

While at home, Terrance and Phillip watch American television with one show being South Park, they watch the news and find out that Saddam has signed an agreement to let the U.S. government inspect his military operations and that Saddam is some sort of Turkish dictator. Scott then calls Terrance and Phillip and tell them to meet him at Karl's Kroff Dinner Palace.

Saddam also gets Celine Dion to sing the Iranian National Anthem at the Roughriders Vs. Roughriders football game by promising to fix Ugly Bob's face.

At Karl's Kroff Dinner Palace, Scott tells Terrance and Phillip that Saddam taking over Canada is their fault and gives Terrance and Phillip a bomb and tells them to strap the bombs to themselves at the football game, he explains the bomb goes off and kill Terrance and Phillip but it will stop Saddam.

Later, Phillip comes up with an idea to use chemical warfare via farting instead of blowing themselves up and then start phoning everyone.

At the Roughriders Vs. Roughriders football game, during the half-time show, Celine Dion begins to sing the Iranian National Anthem. Terrance then alerts everyone that the plan is about start and everyone then proceeds to put on gas masks and fart causing Saddam and the Iranians to pass out from the fumes. The Canadians then start ripping Saddam apart and The episode ends with the Canadians singing the Canadian National Anthem.