Clyde Donovan

Clyde Donovan (formerly Clyde Goodman and Clyde Harris) is one of the main characters' classmates and is voiced by Trey Parker. His birthday is April 10, as revealed in the episode "You Have 0 Friends".

Appearance
He has medium-brown hair, wears a burgundy coat, grayish-brown trousers, and sometimes wears ocean-blue mittens. Underneath, he has been shown to wear a green T-shirt with a cow's face on the front. He has been labeled "the second fattest kid next to Cartman" despite appearing about the same weight as the others. He has a somewhat nasal voice, similar to that of Craig's. In &quot;Quest for Ratings&quot;, it is rumored that Clyde only has one testicle, though this is never actually confirmed. In &quot;Mystery of the Urinal Deuce&quot;, Clyde is announced as having a colostomy by Mr. Mackey, and as such was incapable of and therefore innocent of defecating into a urinal. In reality, people with colostomies are among the most capable of defecating into urinals.

Personality
He has a habit of sobbing uncontrollably whenever he witnesses something upsetting. Examples of this are when he hears Cartman singing in 4th Grade, when the adults decide to give all of the money they would have spent on Christmas presents for their kids to the Broflovski's in &quot;It's Christmas in Canada&quot;, and when he realized that there were no crystal clear lagoons, treasure, and plunder after he joined Cartman's "Somalian pirate club" in &quot;Fatbeard&quot;. This usually gets an angry response from Cartman.

On several occasions when things get surreal in the show, Clyde shows little or no interest. For instance, when the boys audition for a new fourth friend, and he is eliminated as a candidate, he eventually decides that it is stupid and shows no actual interest in being their fourth friend. Also, while everyone else is obsessing over the World of Warcraft game, he questions its importance and reads Playboy instead, which causes the "rogue" to defeat the other players once again.

Character
Clyde Donovan made his first speaking appearance in Weight Gain 4000 as an Indian in the play being performed for Kathy Lee Gifford. During Clubhouses, he began dating Bebe Stevens though it is unknown as to whether or not this relationship continued - in any case, they briefly got back together in "The List". In the movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, it is implied that he is not very clever, or at least not good at mathematics and is often portrayed as one of the less intelligent members of the class. When Mr. Garrison asks him what two times five equals, he guesses twelve - Garrison then referred to him as "a complete retard". However, considering that Garrison't teaching skills are nonexistent, it's probably not Clyde's fault.

In the episode Cherokee Hair Tampons, Butters comments that Clyde would have helped in getting Cartman's kidney for Kyle, but his appetite for tacos got in the way - referencing his weight, which had also been pointed out by Butters in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000". He is Roman Catholic; seen at the church in Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?.

Clyde seems to have a liking for adult-related materials. In the episode Make Love, Not Warcraft, he is seen reading a Playboy magazine instead of playing the game, and in Ginger Kids, the topic of his presentation is mentioned as "lesbian cheerleaders." In the episode Marjorine, Butters (in the character of Marjorine) says that one of her hobbies is "getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights," to which Clyde responds, "Nice.", although he could also have been happy at how well the idea had turned out - judging by his tone, this was not the case.

Clyde appears to be one of the nicer boys, or at least he has a better sense of morality. In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he appeared to be shocked at himself when he said "I'm not fat, goddammit!" while filling in for Cartman as the fat kid (since he is apparently the second fattest kid in class, although he was shocked by this assessment). In "Lice Capades", he refused to sock bathe Kenny McCormick when Kenny is accused of having head lice, since Clyde believed himself to be the only one who had lice. He also notified Ms. Garrison to stop the sock bathing and tried to delay the other boys until it arrived. Clyde is even seen defending Cartman in "Marjorine". In "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce", Clyde even tried to take the fall for the person (later shown to be Stan) who took a crap in the urinal. Unfortunately, his parents told Mr. Mackey that Clyde had had a colostomy when he was 5, so he couldn't have taken the crap in the urinal.

In "The List", when Clyde is listed on the corrupted list as best looking, he becomes arrogant and self loving of his looks. He attempts to make Kyle feel better for being listed last, though does it in a careless way. He, however; is very low on the real list.

In Marjorine, Clyde stood up for Cartman when Kyle and Stan were ridiculing him for his discovery of the girls' future telling device. This surprised many of the boys who were in Cartman's basement at the time, including Cartman himself. Although this initially indicates that he's somewhat on Cartman's side, he ignores him along with the rest of the class in The Death of Eric Cartman. He may have only been curious about the future telling device Cartman was reporting and wanted Stan and Kyle to be quiet while Cartman explained. He might also still feel loyalty towards Cartman for returning to South Park in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000, evidenced by his willingness to accept Cartman as a leader, such as when he joined his crew in Fatbeard. He also seems to be much more willing than the other kids to accept Cartman's bigoted views, possibly because he agrees with Cartman on occasion (he said ginger kids creeped him out in "Ginger Kids")

Vigilante
In The Coon, many people saw Clyde as a possible candidate for the identity of Mysterion in the episode. He was shown sleeping in class the day Cartman gave his speech in class, possibly from playing Mysterion, but the next day it is implied this is Mysterion's first appearance. However, all of the children were bored of Cartman's lecture on the Coon, so it served as an illusion. Cartman did accuse Mysterion of being Clyde, making him one of the possible candidates. In the episode Coon 2: Hindsight he is present with the rest of the boys in Coon and Friends watching the rise of Cthulhu on television, before showing the now dressed-up heroes leaving, confirming him as one of them - in that episode, the candidates were effectively narrowed down to Clyde and Kenny. In "Mysterion Rises", however, it is revealed that Clyde is in fact Mosquito, the hero who was easily beaten up by Cartman in Coon 2: Hindsight, with the aid of the element of surprise. Mosquito was often yelled at by Cartman for various reasons, so he was evidently not one of the more steadfast heroes.

Lice Situation
In Lice Capades, he thought at first that he was the only one in the school who had head lice. He did not want to reveal it or have it found out, because he feared he would be made fun of and embarrassed by Cartman and the rest of the class. However, Clyde's lice problem was not revealed to the others, as Kenny McCormick was accused by Cartman (because he thinks that poor people are most susceptible to head lice). This episode was the first time his last name was 'Harris,' as stated at the lice inspection. However, in the later reruns, this was corrected.

Family
He told the environmentalists in Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow that his father, like Randy Marsh, is a geologist (who said there was no evidence of global warming), though Mr. Donovan is only shown with Clyde alongside his mother. The couple appear again in the Atheists Club in &quot;Red Hot Catholic Love&quot;, leading us to believe that Clyde's family, like most of South Park's residents, is Roman Catholic. He has a dog named Rex Donovan, who had a sexual encounter with Stan's dog, Sparky Marsh. His mother is referred to as Martha in "Red Hot Catholic Love." His name suggests Irish or Scottish ancestry.

In the season eleven finale, "The List," it is revealed that his father owns a shoe shop. This is why the girls declared him the cutest boy in South Park Elementary; it was so that they could have easier shoe-shopping sprees. However, as mentioned above, Mr. Donovan was supposedly a geologist. Of course, he may have more than one job, or he may have quit geology since "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow," and taken up a career as a shoe store owner. Another version of this goof is that he is not Clyde's real father at all.

The Donovan family apparently sold their house and moved to another as of the season eight episode The Jeffersons, as it is mentioned that Michael Jefferson bought "the Donovans' old house."

In the episode Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?, Priest Maxi was caught by the children having sex with a woman named Mrs. Donovan (whom he later described as an evil temptress), however she looks nothing like Martha. Her exact relation to Clyde, if any, has been left ambiguous.

In the season eleven episode Fantastic Easter Special, a fellow in a bunny costume named "Nick Donovan" prays for Jesus to save him.

Surname
Clyde's last name appeared on merchandise during the first few seasons as 'Clyde Goodman', but this name was never used on the show. During "Quest for Ratings", he was referred to as Clyde Donovan during a news segment, yet a few seasons later during "Lice Capades" the nurse asks him "Clyde... Harris, is it?" and while it may have been a mistake on her part, later airings corrected the line to Donovan. In "You have 0 Friends" on Facebook his name is changed back to 'Clyde Donovan'.

Friendship with Kyle Broflovski
Clyde and Kyle get along well normally. In "The List" when Clyde had been voted the cutest boy in class (the list turned out to be faked) and Kyle had been voted the ugliest, Clyde still tried to comfort Kyle - even though he was being a bit condescending at the time. However, Kyle did hurl abuse at Clyde during their sledding competition in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" for being fat, although since he was replacing Cartman at the time, this was to be expected.

Friendship with Eric Cartman
Clyde usually shows little or no interest in the antics of Cartman. He does join in from time to time, usually as a result of everyone else joining in as well - such as his leprechaun hunt in "Imaginationland" or his membership of the superhero group Coon and Friends. There was one occasion when Clyde vehemently stood up for Cartman when Kyle and Stan failed to believe him in "Marjorine", which shocked everyone present.

There are other times, though, when Clyde will be distracted from Cartman's schemes - when most of the 4th grade had been recruited to help take down the Griefer on World of Warcraft in "Make Love, Not Warcraft", Clyde was more interested in a Playboy magazine.

Clyde even joined there pirate teams with Butters, Ike Broflovski, and Kevin and was leading by Cartman. He was also crying in the back saying there was supposed to be crystals lagoons, treasure and plunder and told Cartman there's not even treasure at the end Clyde said "I HATE IT HERE I WANNA GO HOME!".

Friendship with Craig Tucker
Clyde seems to get on with Craig quite well. He even seems to lead Craig's gang from time to time, even though Craig is the confirmed leader. Normally, though, the two just hang around with each other.

Sports
Clyde Donovan has been seen as a good athlete and really likes sports. He plays football for the South Park cows in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and "The Coon" and continues to show support for the team throughout Douche and Turd, very upset with the name change and during the change back is shown to wear the jersey under his clothes. He's also on the basketball team in "Elementary School Musical" and was on the soccer team in "Medicinal Fried Chicken".

He was seen playing baseball in "The Losing Edge" where he plays shortstop (which is usually the position of the best defensive player on a baseball team), but like all of the boys at South Park Elementary, hated the game and tried hard to lose it so they did not have to continue playing. Clyde is also a big fan of the Denver Broncos, as seen in "Marjorine."

Prominence
Clyde was used as a background character with no other role aside occasional lines at the beginning of the series and brief jokes. In season four he was given a lasting personality and gradually became one of the primary members of the boys' class in season six and onward. He is sometimes overshadowed by Craig or Jimmy who he is shown to be close friends with.

Quotes

 * Clyde: "Am I an Indian or a pioneer?"
 * Mr. Garrison: "Do you have a feather on your head?"
 * Clyde: "Yeah."
 * Mr. Garrison: "Then you're an Indian."


 * [Upon hearing that Tweek and Craig are going to fight] "Really? Cool." [the boys stand around waiting] "It's funny 'cause Tweek and Craig both went home about fifteen minutes ago."


 * [Watching Kyle and Cartman fight over who's more likely to win the fight] "Wow. Tweek and Craig really hate each other, huh? This should be a good fight."

Wendy: [upset] Yeah, Christ, I could've been home by now!
 * [After the initial fight was scrapped]Clyde: All that build-up for nothin'.


 * Mr. Garrison: "Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two?" [when nobody replies] ...Come on, children, don't be shy." [Clyde raises his hand] "Yes, Clyde?"
 * Clyde: "12?"
 * Mr. Garrison: "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."


 * Stan: [getting ready for the sledding competition] "All right, where's Clyde?"613_image-04.jpg
 * Clyde: [steps up] "Right here."
 * Stan: "Get on the sled, you fat piece of shit!"
 * Clyde: "For the last time, I'm not fat, so stop calling me fat, goddamn it!" [realizes he's responded as Cartman would, and covers his mouth with both hands]


 * [in an English accent] "You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you too sit here demanding answers! Now, damn you, let him speak!"


 * Clyde: [Cartman tries to get him to help the others defeat the "rogue," but he resists] "I'm just gonna stop playing."
 * Cartman: "When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who 'just stopped playing.' You know who those people were? The French! Are you French, Clyde?"
 * Clyde: "No."
 * Cartman: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?"
 * Clyde: "All right, all right, I'll do it!"


 * Lead Screener: [writes a note and gives it to him] "Now, now, it's all right. We're going to call your parents and get you to your doctor."
 * Clyde: "Please, you... you don't understand. The other kids are gonna make fun of me forever!"
 * Lead Screener: "I'm sure your friends aren't that cruel."
 * Clyde: "Yes, they are!"


 * Clyde: [in the waiting room waiting to go see the doctor about his lice problem] "This is so... embarrassing."
 * Girl: "I have an ear infection. What are you seeing the doctor for?"
 * Clyde: "I have... AIDS." [his mother and the girl's mother look at him, astonished]


 * [sobbing] "I WANNA GO HOME!"
 * Kyle : "People aren't creeped out by gingers!"

Clyde : "I am."
 * Clyde : [crying] "You said there was gonna be crystal clear lagoons and treasure and plunderrrr!"

Episode Appearances


(Clyde's first speaking role; he questions what role he'll be playing in the South Park play. He also cries for the first time.)
 * Weight Gain 4000

(Clyde's dog, Rex Donovan, gets raped by Stan's dog, Sparky Marsh.)
 * Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

(Clyde is the only person who claps for Kevin [called "Casey"]'s weed.)
 * An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

(Clyde got a call from Kyle's mother from not watching Terrance and Phillip.)
 * Death

(Clyde gets bitten by zombie Kenny and turns into another zombie. Later, he eats Bebe's brains out.)
 * Pinkeye

(Clyde makes a bet with Bebe that he can spit the most on Pip.)
 * Damien

(Clyde becomes Bebe's boyfriend after she "breaks up" with Kyle.)
 * Clubhouses

(Clyde Was In The Running Of The Cows.)
 * Cow Days

(Clyde was in the nebraska mall with the other kids and they were some like him.)
 * Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

(Clyde points out to Mr. Adler that Tommy, a classmate, got his face removed in the belt sander. Later, he hands out brochures regarding Tweek and Craig's fight.)
 * Tweek vs. Craig

(Clyde wins a yacht in a sexual harassment case.)
 * Sexual Harassment Panda

(Clyde is part of the "Chinpokomon" fad.)
 * Chinpokomon

(Clyde becomes the new Cartman after Cartman gets sent to juvenile hall and suffers the torment Cartman usually would go through.)
 * Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

(Clyde tries to tell the Earth Day committee that there's no proof of global warming; he heard this from his father, who "is a geologist.")
 * Terrance and Philip: Behind the Blow

(Clyde, in the guise of Elrond [the "High Elf of Faragon"], forms a council to decide the fate of the pornographic videotape. At one point, Cartman mispronounces "Faragon," and Clyde calls him an asshole for it.)
 * The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

(Clyde is a candidate for the boys' new fourth friend but didn't make the second cut, along with Craig and Jason. He didn't appear to mind though.)
 * Professor Chaos

(Clyde, along with the other boys, dresses up and pretends to be a ninja.)
 * Good Times with Weapons

(Clyde takes the new episode of Craig's show and shows it on the big screens.)
 * Quest for Ratings

(Clyde was one of the boys who was invited to Bebe's whore party.)
 * Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

(Clyde is distraught that the South Park Cows are forced to change their name due to the complaints of PETA.)
 * Douche and Turd

(Clyde is one of the boys trying to capture the girls' "future-telling device." He compliments "Marjorine's" supposed sex life.)
 * Marjorine

(Clyde lets the others down by reading Playboy rather than playing World of Warcraft.)
 * Make Love, Not Warcraft

(Clyde is accused of having crapped in the urinal, but his parents reveal that he could not possibly be the culprit because he had had a colostomy.)
 * Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

(Clyde finds out that he has head lice and is frightened of what the other kids might do or say to him.)
 * Lice Capades

(Clyde is listed cutest on the girls' list and lets the popularity go to his head. Later, it was revealed that the girls just dated him because his dad owned a shoe store and they wanted free pairs from Clyde. It was said that he was in the bottom five on the list, also hinting from other clues that Craig was supposed to be first.)
 * The List

(With Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Jimmy, he is troubled over Steven Spielberg and George Lucas "raping" Indiana Jones.)
 * The China Probrem

(Clyde attends detention, and attends the fight between Wendy and Cartman)
 * Breast Cancer Show Ever

(Clyde joins Cartman's Somalian pirate club.)
 * Fatbeard

(Clyde announces Butters' arrival)
 * The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

(Clyde had a Facebook saying i'm da man, you're not. and Cartman mentions in his birthday if he was your friend his friends are going to Casa Bonita.)
 * You Have 0 Friends

(Shows up at Towelie's rehabilitation class)
 * Crippled Summer

(Clyde is a member of Coon and Friends)
 * Coon 2: Hindsight


 * Mysterion Rises

(Revealed to be Mosquito)


 * Coon vs. Coon and Friends

(Again is Mosquito)