Ugly Bob

Ugly Bob is a character on 'South Park. He is considered by the other Canadians to be hideously ugly, although due to the way he is animated, the audience can never know why.

Appearance
He apparently has a face which looks as if "somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver". He wears green trousers with an orange long-sleeved shirt. His shirt, like Terrance, Phillip, and Scott's shirts, has his name's first initial embroidered on it, but his is in lower case writing, for unexplained reasons. Upon Terrance and Phillip's advice, he wears a paper bag over his head.

Relationship With Celine Dion
After he took the duo's advice, and started wearing the paper bag over his head, Celine Dion (who, in the show, had been married to but divorced Terrance) fell for him and they had sex with each other. She did not yet know about his true appearance, because he wore the bag over his head at all times, and referred to himself as "Handsome Bob". Terrance, meanwhile, had rescued the daughter he had had with Celine during their marriage, and he wanted to start a life with her again. When he found out about her new relationship, he pulled the bag off of Bob's head, revealing his true appearance to her. She screamed in horror, but decided to stay with Bob nonetheless, on the condition that he keep the bag over his head at all times. Later, it was found out that he had impregnated Celine, and they both hoped that the baby would turn out to look like Celine.