Crack Baby Athletic Association

"Crack Baby Athletic Association" is the fifth episode of Season Fifteen, and the 214th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on May 25, 2011.

Synopsis
Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

Plot
Cartman, Craig, Clyde, Butters, and Kyle gather together to form a new business which takes crack addicted babies and making them fight each other for a piece of crack. Kyle is shocked and horrified at what Cartman has done, but the money causes Kyle to continue to work with Cartman. While Craig and Clyde struggle to find the musician Slash to get him play halftime at an upcoming fight, the group prepare to cut a deal with EA Sports for a video game based upon their sport. Kyle convinces Cartman to spend the money from the deal on a state of the art orphanage for the crack babies, but EA Sports screws the group out of the entire business and refuses to pay them anything.

This is made worse with the revelation that Slash is a make-believe character based on a Dutch legend named Vünter Slauche. However, there is some evidence at the end of the episode that suggests Slash is real, and used his money to build the orphanage for Kyle, reaffirming Kyle, Stan and Cartman's faith in Slash.