Chris Swollenballs

Chris Swollenballs is a news reporter for the South Park Evening News on channel 4. He closely resembles Tom the News Anchor who may have died in Pandemic. Just like Tom, Chris Swolenballs may be deceased because he was attacked in Night of the Living Homeless trying to convince some homeless he didn't have any change. The homeless walked towards him, he screamed and the camera shut of most likely meaning he died but his fate is unknown because people usualy watch HNN instead of channel 4 so he may still be alive.