Red Man's Greed/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Butters
 * Alex Glick
 * Tweek
 * Randy and Sharon Marh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Chris Stotch
 * Mayor McDaniels
 * Principal Victoria
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Mr. Slave
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Jimbo
 * Chef
 * Chief Runs with Premise, wife, and Premise Running Thin
 * Blackjack and Roulette dealers
 * Native American Shaman
 * Announcers and Field Reporter
 * Johnny Manymoons
 * Naitve American Elders
 * Naitve American Audience
 * Wise Man in Trailer Park

Script

 * Our whole town, gone. We'd had such great times here. [begins to reminisce]{| bgcolor="#dcba98"
 * Trapper Keeper grabs a phone booth as it reaches mammoth dimensions 
 * The townsfolk fight the mutant turkeys 
 * Christopher Reeve throws a truck at some people, and they dive out of the way. 
 * The giant fireworks snake demolishes the town 
 * The Geldon causes havoc on the Drew Carey Show as the Knights of Standards and Practices watch 
 * The pirate ghost ship fires off a cannon shot and the townsfolk dive out of the way. Some of them are killed on impact. 
 * The pro-war and anti-war factions fight over the Iraq war. 
 * The town reenacts the Civil War 
 * Mr. Hankey summons up massive amounts of crap in order to get rid of the Hollywood gliterati 
 * Mecha-Streisand fights off Ultura Marutin and Megara Poatia]

[stops reminiscing, turns around, and walks back to the boys] We can't let them do it, you guys! We have to find a way to stop those Native Americans!
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 * bgcolor="#dcba98"|[End of Red Man's Greed]