User blog:Paradise Paradox/South Park Season 15 Idea's

Starting from You're Getting Old.

It's Not Normal
With, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle they decide to go to a Tween Wave Concert and the parents disagree. Then Kyle comes up with a plan to get to the concert. Cartman had put Harley Rider sounds on their parent's bedsides. The next morning the parents get scared and run out the window. After the boys are at the concert it closes due to a volcano. Then they go to watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2. Then it all looks like crap. The boys now realise how they treated Stan and they try to go to Los Angles where Stan is. They then get Stan back and everything goes back to normal.

Meanwhile, after Randy divorced Sharon, 2 things have been going on his life. He realises that he'll never see Shelly graduate, or him getting Grandchildren. He also realises he quit his job as a geographer and then gets angry. After having a talk with the 2 men who stole his underwear and goes back to South Park and stop the volcano. Suddenly, Sharon is watching and realises that he should support him, so they move back to South Park and get remarried.

Who's Da Daddy?
In school theres a Daddy-Child dance but Cartman gets annoyed that he killed his dead. Scott, his half-brother starts to bug him about it. Cartman then tells him they have the same dad. Scott also feels bad about it. Liane, is cooking food and goes into a secret room and is seen having sex with a random man The next day Cartman goes to a libary and goes into the Cartman history. He wanted know how awesome his dad is. When finished the whole book and Jack Ternoman wasn't his real father, it was Harry Cartman. In the night Cartman went to get a drink and he hit his back on a wall leading to his mum and dad talking. Cartman ran out the room and his mother began lying to him. Cartman threatened his mum that if she stopped lying he'd kill himself. Cartman began posting letters on peoples doors saying what he thinks about them. When Kyle get's one he starts getting happy. Then Stan and Kenny get upset, because without Cartman, they wouldn't be beating the crap out of people or introdoucing them into new music. So the boys go to help him they try persuading him to come up. Liane comes into the scene and starts telling the truth, she used Jack Ternoman to stop people trying to find more about her. Cartman then comes back up and starts living with his dad.

Call of Black Zombies
When school starts everyone is sitting down on thier chairs and Pip comes in the class sitting down. Everyone thought he got crushed by Mecha Strieshand. Kenny looks at Pip, thinking he's immortal. Stan thinks Kenny is wrong and they go to Pip to ask him. But then Pip's actually got revived by Black Ops Zombies. The boys think he's wierd so then they start playing black ops and Cartman find it confusing that if you get revived on Zombies it goes into real life. When that happens, the boys run through a train track only to die and respawn. It's great at first but it annoys Kenny that he likes being the only person to die. Kenny then goes to Treyarch and realises it's just two guys running the place. Trey and Arch own the company, then Kenny throws a Machete at both of them then it the glass then smashing the game server, shutting the games down then it goes to Kenny and kills him. Everyone in school calls Kenny a Jelous Arsehole because he should have just left it.

New Friend, But it's Him Again!
The Brofloski's leave to go Spain, the McCormicks leave to go France and the Cartman's leave to go Italy. All of them go for 3 months. The Marshes, they begin to get bored and try to go for a Holiday to. But they don't have enough money. So they put a thing called New Family Friend Applications. The Black's apllied, the Donvan's aplied and the Turners. All the famlies suck except a family called the Harrisons applied. Stan forgot where that last name came from. They excepted them and when they came they remembered them. Stan realise's he made a mistake leaving Garry, he realised that he should have been a friend back. Stan then hangs out wih Garry and they have a lot in common. A 6th grader comes up to them asks for money. She was about to punch Stan then Garry punches the 6th Grader making her cry. Stan liked that, he never had any protecters. After 3 months the families come back and Garry is now Stan's back-up Friend.

Not With My Star Player
In the 4th Grade class, Mr. Garrison get annoyed with the boys and assigns them to coach the 3rd Grade Basketball team. The same team that Bridon is at.

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