User:Jackstanbrah/Sandbox

undefinedThis is Jackstanbrah's Sandbox.

Human Kite

 * "Time to fly."
 * "Forecast: 100% chance of kite attack."
 * "Who needs to get lasered?"
 * "It's getting windy in here."
 * "It's a bird, it's a kite, it's Human Kite!"
 * "It's kite flying time."
 * "Lasers online."
 * "Never fear, Kite's here!"
 * "Strength... returning."
 * "Kite Ward!"
 * "Got ya!"
 * "Back in business."
 * "Pew."
 * "Hmmm. Well, hard to go wrong with lasers...
 * "When in doubt, punch something really hard."
 * "Don't overthink it Butthole, follow your heart."
 * "New Kid, I like way you punch."
 * "New Kid's gonna kick your ass, Freedom Pals!"

Super Craig

 * "It's Craig time, I mean Super Craig time."
 * "Get excited."
 * "Suck on this."
 * "Come and get me dick."
 * "Here I go."
 * "Hmm, what superhero shit should I do?"
 * "Alright my turn."

Mysterion

 * "If I'm not your worst nightmare... I aspire to be."
 * "Another thing I like about Freedom Pals is we take our god damned turns."
 * "I... can't... die. But you can!"
 * "This is my time."
 * "... I... can't... be defeated."

Tupperware

 * "Maybe that'll knock some sense it to you!"
 * "You'll have to do more than that to get through my Tupper-shielding!"
 * "Targeting systems online."
 * "Attack maneuver initialized!"
 * "Protect the innocent, uphold the law."
 * "Woo! Shake it off."
 * "Time for the tupperware party."
 * "Ka-bam!"
 * "I'm good, I'm good."
 * "Target acquired."
 * "Tupperware, keeping it fresh."
 * "Vector calculations complete, attack sequence engaged."
 * "Tupperware, activate!"

Wonder Tweek

 * "Bringing the thunder."
 * "Bring down the lightning."
 * "Here comes a shock."
 * "I call upon my storms to punish you."
 * Time to chill out!"
 * "Freeze!"
 * "I will punish you."
 * "There's a storm coming."
 * "Supreme thunder!"
 * "I'll put you on ice!"

Captain Diabetes

 * "Insulin Shock!"
 * "You've got this, Butthole!"
 * "Hell yes!"
 * "Butthole's busting some butts!"
 * "Back off!"
 * "Insulin flows through me!"
 * "Leave our friend alone, fiend!"
 * "Hah! These guys are no match for us!"
 * "Diabetic Rage!"
 * "Diabetes Rage!"
 * "Nice one, New Kid!"
 * "I'm not responsible for what happens next!"
 * "Yeah!"
 * "Take this!"
 * "Time to crash!"
 * "The nerve of that villain!"
 * "Sugar Rush!"
 * "Sugar Ruuuuuuussh!"
 * "Diabetes coming through!"
 * "That's it!"
 * "Oh, shit!"
 * "Smash!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Upsy-daisy!"
 * "Surf's up!"
 * "Well struck, combatant! But Diabetes will prevail!"
 * "Maybe we can be pals after you check out of the E.R..."
 * "Don't you know how to read a room? Next time leave before things get awkward."
 * "Say, you've put on some weight."
 * "You're no match for Captain Diabetes and his trusty Sidekick!"
 * "Watch and learn, Sidekick!"
 * "You can't stand up to my trusty Sidekick!"
 * "Nice form, Sidekick! Direct, and no nonsense.
 * "Stand back, Sidekick! I'll take care of this!"
 * "Well struck, Sidekick!"
 * "That's my Sidekick!"
 * "Take them down, Sidekick!"
 * "I'll hold them off, Sidekick!"
 * "Get them, Sidekick!"
 * "That's it, Sidekick!"
 * "Go on Sidekick! Kick their ass!"
 * "Hey! Didn't your parents teach you not to hit strippers?"
 * "Give up, stinky man. It's two against one now!"
 * "Let's hear you complain about your lap-dance now!"

Top 50 characters, ranked by speaking appearances in episodes.
Speaking Appearances

THE BOYS

1. Cartman - 265

2. Kyle - 264

3. Stan - 263

4. Butters - 187

5. Kenny - 179

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

6. Mr. Garrison - 152

7. Randy - 150

8. Mr. Mackey - 104

9. Sharon - 104

10. Gerald - 102

11. Clyde - 101

12. Sheila - 97

13. Liane - 89

14. Stephen - 81

15. Craig - 79

16. Jimmy - 71

17. Jimbo - 67

18. Token - 59

19. Principal Victoria - 57

20. Chef - 55

RECURRING CHARACTERS

21. Wendy - 54

22. Officer Barbrady - 50

23. Mayor McDaniels - 48

24. Ike - 44

25. Linda - 43

26. Bebe - 38

27. Stuart - 32

28. Timmy - 31

29. Shelly - 31

30. Sgt. Yates - 27

31. Dr. Gouache - 23

32. Phillip - 23

33. Terrance - 22

34. Jesus - 22

35. Tweek - 22

MINOR CHARACTERS

36. Mrs. McCormick - 21

37. Father Maxi - 21

38. Red - 21

39. Ned - 17

40. Skeeter - 16

41. PC Principal - 15

42. Mr. Slave - 15

43. Pip - 14

44. Heidi - 14

45. Ms. Choksondik - 13

46. Ms. Crabtree - 12

47. Pete (Goth Kid) - 11

48. Michael (Goth Kid) - 11

49. Tuong Lu Kim - 11

50. Mr. Adler - 11

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Pillows & Painkillers (10/27/17)
Join Marcus Preston on his vendetta to protect South Park from a pain killer epidemic! Collect as much evidence as possible from PvP lockers to stop the town's distribution pipeline! Win bigger rewards from higher reward tiers! With luck, you'll earn Marcus' friendship & win his new card from an event pack! Guaranteed Marcus card on the 2 top reward packs!

Lock & Load (11/10/17)
Use event cards from Adventure & Neutral theme to gain score in PvP matches and earn PvP tickets, upgrade items & cash! Check out all eligible event cards in your deck builder or the event overview! Now off with you to Butters' home to join the event!

Special Ed Science Fair (11/17/17)
Help Jimmy and Timmy's Experiment. Collect Waterbears from Lockers & Packs in PVP! Earn your very own Science Fair Lab Coat!

SUPER HARD PCness (12/1/17)
PC Principal is here and needs your help bringing politically correctness and empowerment to the world! Get your free PC-approved shades and non-threatening facial hair so you can spot even the smallest microaggressions. Equip them from the avatar screen and go hand out a huge dose of empowerment! Collect 650 PC Shades to complete the event and earn a fully PC compliant polo shirt. PC Principal guaranteed after collecting 125 PC Shades. Collect 450 PC Shades to earn at least 4 copies of PC Principal.

Alien Hunter (12/8/17)
Collect these mysterious Alien Eggs. Collect Alien Eggs from PvP lockers & packs to earn cards, tickets, and loads of Sci-Fi upgrade items! Rumor has it that something otherworldly is hiding in the event packs! Will you find it?

Pirate Week: Sign on a New Buccaneer! (12/15/17)
Pirate Week: Coins Galore! Set sail & send your crew to pillage! Enjoy In Cartman's & Butters' shop! From Monday to Thursday night! YAAAARRRR!
 * 50% more coins from PvP packs
 * All pirate cards 20% off

A Very Hankey Holidays (12/22/17)
Howdy ho everyone! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo has come to town! Win PvP matches to earn Poo Nuggets hidden inside those PvP lockers. With enough poo, and enough luck, you might just find your very own Mr. Hankey!

Disciples of Phonomancy (1/12/18)
A true phone destroyer knows all spells & troops in his arsenal! This weekend it is time to prove your skill with Fantasy characters & spells! Win matches with event cards to earn Fantasy cards, upgrade items & more! Please note that event rewards are subject to arena card locks (you can only earn cards that you own or unlocked due to your PvP rank). Your Phone Destroyer team

We Come From the Future (1/19/18)
Aliens spotted near the Cyborg Command Center. Is Kenny trying to rally an army again? Make your way through reward tiers to earn guaranteed copies of the following cards: Cyborg Kenny, Program Stan, Gizmo Ike or A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000!

South Park Season 21 Celebration! (2/1/18)
Battle for select content from Season 21 of South Park, right now in Phone Destroyer! Collect PC Shades from PvP lockers to earn copies of PC Principal and other episode tie-ins previously limited to each episode's in-game event! Missing that sweet Waterbear outfit from Season 21's "Moss Piglets" episode? Buy the hat & shirt for only 1500 PvP tickets this weekend! Join the South Park Season 21 celebration today!

All's Fair in Love and War (2/8/18)
The best couples of South Park are ready to pair up and kick ass! Build your deck with the new found love birds and win PvP matches to open event packs and find Cupid Cartman!