Trapped in the Closet (song)

Trapped in the Closet is an song featured in Season Nine episode, "Trapped in the Closet". It is a parody of R. Kelly's musical film Trapped in the Closet.

Background
When Stan is declared the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise ambushes Stan in his room trying to seek approval from his reincarnated mentor, but Stan says his acting is average. Feeling rejected, Tom hides in Stan's closet; here used as double meaning for a secret homosexual. Other celebrities show up to persuade Tom to "come out of the closet" including his ex-wife Nichole Kidman, fellow actor and Scientologist John Travolta, and pop singer R. Kelly. Eventually John Travolta and R. Kelly also become trapped in the closet.

Lyrics
R. Kelly" Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! R. Kelly: I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun! R. Kelly: I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the closet. Man, this is some crazy shit. Why won't you both just come out the closet?And they said... Tom Cruise and John Travolta: We're not comin' out the closet, so you can just go away. R. Kelly: But everyone wants you out the closet. Tom Cruise and John Travolta: That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay. R. Kelly: Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun! R. Kelly:  I'm gonna give you a count to three to open this closet door, one - I'm gonna shoot you both, two - I'm gonna cap some bitch, three... (Door Opens) R. Kelly: ''Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.''

Trivia

 * The scenario of Tom Cruise in a closet matches the plot to R. Kelly's musical serial film Trapped in the Closet.