Official Scripts

From Season One to episode eight of Season Five, South Park Studios released official scripts for South Park. They can be downloaded from this page.

Season One

 * "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
 * "Weight Gain 4000"
 * "Volcano"
 * "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
 * "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
 * "Death"
 * "Pinkeye"
 * "Starvin' Marvin"
 * "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
 * "Damien"
 * "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
 * "Mecha-Streisand"
 * "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"

Season Two

 * "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
 * "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
 * "Chickenlover"
 * "Ike's Wee Wee"
 * "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
 * "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
 * "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
 * "Summer Sucks"
 * "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"
 * "Chickenpox"
 * "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
 * "Clubhouses"
 * "Cow Days"
 * "Chef Aid"
 * "Spookyfish"
 * "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
 * "Gnomes"
 * "Prehistoric Ice Man"

Season Three

 * "Rainforest Schmainforest"
 * "Spontaneous Combustion"
 * "The Succubus"
 * "Jakovasaurs"
 * "Tweek vs. Craig"
 * "Sexual Harassment Panda"
 * "Cat Orgy"
 * "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
 * "Jewbilee"
 * "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
 * "Chinpokomon"
 * "Hooked on Monkey Phonics"
 * "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
 * "The Red Badge of Gayness"
 * "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
 * "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
 * "World Wide Recorder Concert"

Season Four

 * "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"
 * "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
 * "Timmy 2000"
 * "Quintuplets 2000"
 * "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
 * "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
 * "Chef Goes Nanners"
 * "Something You Can Do with Your Finger"
 * "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
 * "Probably"
 * "Fourth Grade"
 * "Trapper Keeper"
 * "Helen Keller! The Musical"
 * "Pip"
 * "Fat Camp"
 * "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
 * "A Very Crappy Christmas"

Season Five

 * "It Hits the Fan"
 * "Cripple Fight"
 * "Super Best Friends"
 * "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
 * "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
 * "Cartmanland"
 * "Proper Condom Use"
 * "Towelie"