Principal Victoria

Principal Victoria was the principal of South Park Elementary. She was usually seen with counselor, Mr. Mackey, and, since Season Fifteen, Mr. Adler, the shop teacher. She was previously voiced by Mary Kay Bergman, and then by Eliza Schneider and now, April Stewart.

Background
Victoria was quite capable of running the school, despite the stupidity and ineptitude of the rest of the school faculty; in "Go God Go," she informs Mrs. Garrison, that she knows too little about evolution to teach it and replaces her with Richard Dawkins. In early appearances she had a heavy accent that sounded rather similar to being from Wisconsin or Sarah Palin, though it seems to have diminished over the years and with the changing of voice actors.

In "Breast Cancer Show Ever," she is revealed to be a strong feminine rights activist as she reveals to Wendy that she is a 7-year Breast Cancer survivor and encourages Wendy to fight for what she believes in.

In this same episode, she shows contempt for Cartman and compares him directly to Cancer, referring to him in metaphorically as "pure evil", and "a fat little lump that needs to be destroyed". As she was the one who convinced Wendy to fight Cartman regardless of the rules, It is extremely unlikely that she punished Wendy for fighting Cartman, and if she did, she would have punished Cartman as well for provoking Wendy.

It is hinted in "Toilet Paper" by Josh that she had an abusive mother who, "Spanked her thighs with cold cuts and stuck umbrellas up her ass." This has not been confirmed but because he was able to correctly predict Officer Barbrady's own abuse, this is plausible.

She is also shown to be somewhat of a racist, because in "Pinkeye" she made Cartman a "ghost" costume, which was really a KKK hood.

In "Stunning and Brave" it was announced that she was fired from South Park Elementary due to an incident where a student referred to rape as a "Hot Cosby" and got replaced with PC Principal.

In "Sponsored Content" she revealed she was replaced and the "Hot Cosby" was made up to get her fired.

In "PC Principal Final Justice", It was revealed that she got fired because of Mr. Mackey.

Criminal Record

 * Murder: In the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", she confessed to having killed a man, despite the fact that the trial in which she made this proclamation had nothing to do with whatever she may be guilty of. However, she explained, "I hit him over the head and cut up the body. I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn! I put the legs in the garbage bags and put the torso under the bridge. I had to do it!!" whereupon she then burst into tears.
 * Attempted Murder: She and Mr. Mackey along with Mr. Adler attempted to murder Eric Cartman to cover up their crime of poisoning the students with tainted pizza in "Bass to Mouth".
 * Kidnapping: She, Caitlyn Jenner, and Mr. Garrison kidnap Randy and interrogate him about what has happened to the town since they left.

Personality
Victoria, unlike the other residents of South Park, is very intelligent, competent, and rational. In fact, she is one of the few people in the entire show to be recognized as such. She is often objective to immoral or witless ideas that she is certain will end in catastrophe, and will only resort to these actions if she feels there is no other choice. She is also shown to be very motivational, such as in "Breast Cancer Show Ever".

Despite this, Victoria has, on occasion, shown to have a dark side and be somewhat satirical to many of the characters she encounters. She was seen to have been involved in some assaults and committed second degree murder.

Appearance
She wears a pink shirt and black trousers. She has large eye-glasses and curly hair in an perm style. In addition, she speaks with a thick Minnesotan accent, though as of the later seasons it has diminished.

For special occasions, as seen in the awards ceremony scene in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", she wears an unusual outfit consisting of a lavender v-neck blouse with a white lace trim around the collar, a long flared black skirt which reaches her shoes and a pastel pink cummerbund.

In "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" she is said to have a "nice ass" and it is referenced many times by the male characters, even Herbert Garrison.

Quotes
Wendy: "Ma'am?" Principal Victoria: "I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to "fight" it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you." Wendy: "My... parents said that if I fight-" Principal Victoria: "And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will take everything. Do you understand?" Wendy: "Yes, ma'am!" Principal Victoria: "When you have cancer, you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!" from "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
 * Principal Victoria: "I see. I've noticed all the things you've done for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?"

Prominence
Although she has never been a particularly major character, Principal Victoria has had a speaking appearance in every season except Season 20.


 * "Pinkeye" - Debut Appearance. Gives Cartman ghost costume which is really a KKK costume after she sees his Adolf Hitler costume.
 * "Starvin' Marvin" - Tells The Boys that they cannot be parents because they are too young.
 * "Tom's Rhinoplasty" - She tells Mr. Garrison's student that they will be getting a reliever.
 * "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" - Seen in the bar drinking with Mayor McDaniels.
 * "Ike's Wee Wee" - Fires Mr. Mackey for selling drugs to children, but later helps him to kick his drag addiction.
 * "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
 * "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods"
 * South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (cameo)
 * "Sexual Harassment Panda" - She admits that, she killed a man.
 * "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" (mentioned)
 * "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" (cameo) - Seen during the final song.
 * "Timmy 2000" - She and Mr. Mackey wrongly suggest that Timmy has ADD.
 * "Helen Keller! The Musical" - Watches a thanksgiving musical about Helen Keller.
 * "Cherokee Hair Tampons" - Seen with the school borad, when Mr Garrison is suspended from teaching.
 * "Probably"
 * "Fourth Grade" - She is disgusted from seeing Ms. Choksondik along with Chef and Mr Mackey. She later hires Mr Garrison back as a kindergarten teacher.
 * "Fat Camp" - Angry at Chef for singing a song about prostitutes to the students.
 * "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"- Arrested by Police.
 * "It Hits the Fan" - Seen talking to Mr. Mackey.
 * "Cartmanland" (cameo)
 * "Proper Condom Use"- Agrees to start teaching the children Sexual Education.
 * "Kenny Dies" - She calls Stan and Kyle to her office to inform them about Kenny illness.
 * "The Death Camp of Tolerance"- She sends Herbert Garrison and his S&M partner to the tolerance camp.
 * "Red Sleigh Down" - Seen in the crowd, when Jimmy sings his Christmas song.
 * "I'm a Little Bit Country" (cameo) - Seen in the crowd during the final song.
 * "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" - Goes outside to see Jennifer Lopez.
 * "Red Man's Greed" - She along with the rest of the town are force to leave when the native americans want to build a casino over South Park (Location).
 * "Butt Out" - Angry with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny for burning down the school.
 * "Goobacks" (cameo)
 * "Douche and Turd" - Bans Stan Marsh from school when he decide that voting is stupid.
 * "Pre-School" (in flashback) - Shocked over the preschool teacher's burns.
 * "Quest for Ratings" - Jimmy shows her couch medicine footage.
 * "Die Hippie, Die" - Lets Cartman play with his toy bulldozer every after he saves the town from Hippies.
 * "Wing" - She sits next to Ms Garrison and she makes a girl comment toward her much to her disgust.
 * "The Death of Eric Cartman" (cameo) - Seen when Cartman gives her a fruit basket.
 * "Erection Day" - Seen in the audience in Jimmy's nightmare, and in the audience at the talent show.
 * "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" (cameo)
 * "The Return of Chef" (cameo)
 * "Smug Alert!" - She along with the rest of the townspeople get Hybird cars.
 * "Cartoon Wars Part I" - She makes the school learn Muslim sensitivity.
 * "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
 * "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" - Cartman reports Ike and Miss Steveson's relationship to Principal Victoria.
 * "Go God Go" - Replaces Mr. Garrison with Richard Dawkins due to Mr Garrison inability to teach evolution.
 * "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" - Calls Cartman to her officer for laughing in assembly.
 * "The Snuke" - Contacted by Officer Barbrady to have South Park Elementary evacuated.
 * "Le Petit Tourette"
 * "Tonsil Trouble" - Confronts about Cartman if he in effected Kyle with AIDS.
 * "Britney's New Look" (cameo) - Seen taking photos of Britney Spears.
 * "Major Boobage" (cameo)
 * "Eek, A Penis!" - Reintroduces Herbert Garrison as his original gender.
 * "Over Logging" (cameo) - Appear at the town meeting.
 * "Breast Cancer Show Ever"- Confronts Wendy over her planned fight with Eric and reveals she is a seven year breast cancer survivor.
 * "The Ungroundable" - Talks to the Goth Kids.
 * "The Ring" (cameo) - Seen at Kenny's funeral.
 * "Margaritaville" (cameo) - Seen throwing squirrels at Mr. Garrison.
 * "W.T.F." - Fires Mr. Conners for students lack of interest in wrestling and mistakes his wrestling video on his iPhone for gay porn.
 * "Dances With Smurfs"
 * "Sexual Healing" (cameo) - Seen at Kenny's funeral.
 * "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
 * "200"
 * "201"
 * "Insheeption"
 * "T.M.I." - Angry at Cartman for measuring the boys penis sizes.
 * "Bass to Mouth" - She, Mr. Mackey, and Richard Adler tell Cartman about aa suicide he caused at school.
 * "1%"
 * "Sarcastaball"
 * "Going Native" - Tells Linda Stotch and Stephen Stotch about their son's bad behavior at school.
 * "A Scause For Applause"
 * "Taming Strange" - She and the South Park Elementary School staff talk to Mr. Mackey about the computer system that has been a massive failure and the school spending US$22,000 to fix it.
 * "Ginger Cow" - Tells Kyle Broflovski that Jewish men have come all the way from Iresl, but they need a translator even though they are speaking perfect English.
 * "Gluten Free Ebola"
 * "The Cissy"- Seen during the meeting over Eric using the girls bathroom. At the meeting she says that Eric isn't a hurt and confused child, but she gives him a transgender bathroom.
 * "#REHASH" - Calls Cartmanbrah to her office due to her getting a lots complains that his online persona is becoming a problem.
 * "Stunning and Brave" - Mentioned getting fired.
 * "The City Part of Town" Once again mentioned being fired.
 * "Sponsored Content" - She mentions being fired, but it seems that she was replaced, not fired.
 * "Truth and Advertising" - She travels back to South Park with Mr Garrison and Caitlyn Jenner, when they get there they discover the towns changes.
 * "PC Principal Final Justice" - She learns that Mr. Mackey got her fired due to him always being used by her.

South Park: The Stick of Truth
Principal Victoria appears in the game as a minor character, remaining at the Community Center during the entire game.

Trivia

 * Her name is a pun of actress Victoria Principal. Victoria Principal on Wikipedia.
 * As revealed in "The Death of Eric Cartman", it seems that Cartman has crapped in her purse seven times.
 * In "Sponsored Content", Principal Victoria is seen with a cane. This implies that she received some sort of damage to her knee, most likely from the unknown enemy of Season 19.
 * So far, she's one of the few major South Park Elementary School faculty characters both former and current to have never joined a cult.