Dildo Shwaggins

Dildo Schwaggins, who also refers to himself as Dick, is an internet troll who first appeared in the Season Twenty episode "Wieners Out".

Background
Although he didn't appear on screen, in "The Damned", he leaves a cryptic note on Gerald Broflovski's car while he is in the supermarket. The note reads "I know who you are." After Gerald initiates "Protocol Zero", he rushes home to destroy his computer. Forgetting that Ike's computer may also contain information about his misdeeds as Skankhunt42, Gerald frantically looks through it. He then receives a Google Alert saying the following: meet me under the freemont bridge. 9am tomorrow.

The next day, in "Wieners Out", Gerald meets Schwaggins under the bridge, as planned. Schwaggins introduces himself as a fellow troll and tries to get Gerald to to listen to some time-sensitive information. Admiring Geralds, work as a troll, Schwaggins tries to tell Gerald that the Danish are quickly trying to wipe out the trolls.

After stalking Gerald for several days, Dildo Schwaggins finally meets Gerald in the park and shows him the video of Lennart Bedrager announcing TrollTrace.com, an internet service dedicated to identifying users online. He then escorts Gerald to an undisclosed location, where a meeting of fellow trolls, including Jenkins, is taking place.

Appearance
Dildo Schwaggins is overweight and has a brown beard encompassing his lower face. He wears black rain boots, jeans, a heavy, green rain coat, black gloves, and black glasses. He also wears a three-wolf-moon t-shirt, and a black Ushanka hat.

He is occasionally seen carrying a coffee drink, an electronic cigarette, and a dark brown bag.

Prominence

 * "The Damned" - Does not appear, but leaves cryptic messages for Gerald Broflovski.
 * "Wieners Out" - Convinces Gerald to team up with fellow trolls to combat TrollTrace.com