Waitin' On a Women

"Waitin' On a Women" is a song from Season One episode, "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut".

Background
Eric Cartman is confused about who hi dad is and he heard from Chief Running Water that it may be Jerome "Chef" McElroy. He visits Chef's house dressed as a stereotypical hip-hop kid and using street slang. Chef sits him down to explain how he cannot possibly be his father with this song.

Lyrics
When a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man, Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, buut...he acts like he does, in order to get some action, heheh The magic starts to happen, and the two take off their clothes, that's right And they caress and touch each other, until the part of the man grows Oooooooooo And they roll around and now things a-really startuh getting hot And the man says "I love you" and the woman says "hold on a second, I gotta go to the bathroom" So you wait, and you wait, and you wait and you wait...[pause]...and you wait, and you wait, and you waaaaiit And you wait and you're coolin' down and she's still goin' to the bathroom Finally she comes back, and she says, "Baby, I'm gettin' hot!" And that's when you gotta jam her butt and pump her full of...