Nurse Gollum

Nurse Gollum is the school nurse at South Park Elementary. A distinguishable feature about her is the fact that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, which the students find terrifying. In her first appearance, "Conjoined Fetus Lady", she is revealed to suffer from the (fictional) condition "conjoined twin myslexia". Sheila Broflovski asked her if it could be surgically removed, and she said that this could be done, but at the risk of her dying.

Kyle had been sent to her at the beginning of the episode, after Pip broke his nose while playing dodgeball. Kyle was frightened by the sight of her dead sibling, and later told the other boys about it. Sheila then decided to create a "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to honor Nurse Gollum and let her not be feel discriminated against by everyone else. However, Nurse Gollum found the whole thing embarassing, and at the end of the episode she stated that she wanted to be laughed at, and discriminated, because everyone else does that to each other. Principal Victoria called her an "ungrateful bitch", but Kyle finally overcame his fear of her, and Stan commented that the fetus must make her smarter.

She also appeared in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" where she examined the Plane'arium kid and has made brief cameos in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, "Freak Strike" and "Two Days before the Day After Tomorrow"

Appearance
She wears a white nurses suit, and has pink hair under her cap, and has a dead fetus attached to he left side of her head.

In the original unaired pilot, she had a different voice, name and did not have a dead fetus. Her original name was Nurse McShwartz.

Appearences

 * Conjoined Fetus Lady


 * Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods


 * Freak Strike (Cameo)


 * South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (Cameo)


 * Two Days before the Day After Tomorrow (Cameo)