South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut/Script

Cast

 * The Americans
 * The Marshes (Randy, Sharon, Shelly, Stan)
 * The Broflovskis (Gerald, Sheila, Kyle, Ike)
 * The Cartmans (Liane, Eric)
 * The McCormicks (Stuart, Kenny, Carol)
 * Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Chef
 * Gregory from Yardale
 * Wendy Testaburger
 * Clyde Goodman
 * Other third-graders
 * Christophe the Mole and his mom
 * Bijou ticket clerk
 * News reporters, including a midget wearing bikini
 * Dr. Gouache and the staff of Hell's Pass Hospital
 * Female Heavenly Bodies
 * Dr. Vosknocker
 * Satan and Saddam Hussein (and harem dancers)
 * UN delegates
 * Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblansky
 * Four-star General and the Army
 * Yippie, the back-flipping dog
 * Guard dogs

Celebrities

 * The Baldwin Brothers (William, Alec, Daniel, Stephen)
 * Conan O'Brien
 * Brooke Shields
 * Brian Dennehy
 * Bill Clinton
 * Bill Gates
 * Big Gay Al
 * Winona Ryder
 * The Canadians
 * Terrance and Phillip
 * Canadian Minister of Movies
 * Canadian Ambassador
 * Canadian Air Force
 * Canadian Army
 * And... The Clitoris