Faith

"Faith" is a popular song by George Michael from his 1987 solo album of the same name. It sung by Eric Cartman as the Coon in the Season Fourteen episode, "Coon vs. Coon & Friends".

Background
After the events of destruction with Cthulhu in the previous episode "Mysterion Rises", the Coon walks home singing this song to himself. Once he gets inside, his Mother reprimands him for sneaking out and attempts to punish him further. Although she is thwarted by the logic of the "Lebron James" technique.

Lyrics
Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you

But I've got to think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play Because I play them too

Oh but I Need some time off from that emotion Time to pick my heart up off the floor And when that love comes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby But I'm showing you the door

'Cause I gotta have faith

Baby I know you're asking me to stay Say please, please, please, don't go away You say I'm giving you the blues Maybe You mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to lover boy rules

Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh baby I reconsider My foolish notion Well I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more

Yes I've gotta have faith