Forum:Who Is Mysterion?

Who Is Mysterion? Here are 2 documents I wrote The Mystery of Mysterion 1

There are many theories to who Mysterion might actually be, that is why I am writing this, to investigate who Mysterion is.

And for those of you who think this is utterly pointless and stupid,….., your all a bunch of useless- So, first I will point out the main suspects of who Mysterion might be:

Stan Marsh

Kenny McCormick

Clyde Donovan

As you can see, the most suspected characters are Clyde, Stan, and Kenny. So, what makes these 3 the top guesses? I have written out for each Character in South Park why or why not they may be Mysterion,

Stan Marsh: Stan Marsh may be Mysterion because the M on his shirt could stand for ‘Marsh’ rather than Mysterion. He also might be Mysterion because he tells Kyle that he thinks he is the smartest kid in school, which Stan has said to Kyle before in a previous episode, plus, wouldn’t Stan know how to get to his best friends window? The final reason is because the only Kid in South Park who can get firecrackers is Stan, from is Uncle Jimbo, as fire crackers are illegal in Colorado.

Kyle Broflovski: Kyle is obviously not Mysterion as Mysterion himself talks to Kyle.

Kenny McCormick: Kenny could be Mysterion, but he couldn’t afford a costume like that, but its not like Kenny has never got something that he couldn’t normally afford, like in one of the episodes, Kenny’s Halloween costume was a Robocop robot that was stupidly expensive, or when Kenny bought a psp before Cartman, and Cartman is spoilt to the bone! Who knows how, but another clue is that when Mysterion fights Professor Chaos, he dies, and then somehow revives, and Kenny has a big reputation of dieing, but since the episode Kenny dies, and the whole saga of living again, Kenny doesn’t die anymore, maybe a change of heart from Trey Parker and Matt Stone? Poor Kenny!

Eric Cartman: Eric can’t be Mysterion, as he is the Coon. Unless your so stupid that you haven’t watched ‘The Coon’ or any South Park for that matter, as you were just scrolling to this paragraph, and that you have no idea what we are talking about, and you’re doing this for a joke, then why don’t you just do us all a favor and die quietly in the corner.

Tweek Tweak: Tweek couldn’t really be Mysterion, don’t you think Mysterion would be a bit jumpy and twitchy and would shout ‘ARGH!’ every now and again if he were Mysterion? Of course Tweek could be faking his mental condition so that no one would think it would be him, but that means that he would have to fake his condition all of his life, which seems pretty tough and unlikely.

Craig Tucker: Craig is one of the other suspects, but there is only one thing that makes Craig not a major suspect, on one of the episodes where Craig goes on a adventure, he complains almost all the way through the episode that he hates adventures, so Craig is most likely to not be Mysterion, all Craig wants to do is to flick people off and to play at home like a normal kid.

Clyde Donovan: Clyde has only one clue that makes him one of the main suspects, after the day ‘The Coon’ or Eric Cartman meets Mysterion, Clyde falls asleep in class while Cartman is talking, this could indicate that Mysterion or ‘Clyde’ stayed up really late patrolling South Park. The only downfall is in the recent episode (Season 13) in fat beard, Clyde cried twice because he was lost on an adventure, what superhero is scared of an adventure?

Token Black: Token is dark skinned and Mysterion is not, if you’re not a blithering idiot, then you’ll know why Token is definitely not Mysterion.

Jimmy Vulmer: Jimmy can’t be Mysterion, Jimmy is crippled, unless Jimmy fakes his disability like Tweek might, but like I said earlier, it’s very unlikely.

Timmy Harris: Timmy……….Well, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD THINK THAT JIMMY IS MYSTERION? GOD!

Pip Pirrup: Pip doesn’t seem to be the adventurous type, Most people leave Pip out of any situation anyway because we all hate him, but That’s no reason that Pip couldn’t be Mysterion, we just don’t want him to be Mysterion.

Butters Scotch: Butters is a weirdo, still, that’s no reason Butters can’t be Mysterion, its just; Tray Parker and Matt Stone wouldn’t really choose Butters, would they? But there is no small evidence that he is Mysterion, or that he’s not Mysterion.

Ike Broflovski: Ike is way to young to be Mysterion, who would think that Ike is him anyway?

Goth Kids: The Goth Kids in South Park weren’t even in the episode ‘The Coon’, but maybe Tray Parker and Matt Stone want you to think that Mysterion or whoever it is in the episode. Who knows?

Shelley Marsh: It’s most likely that Mysterion is a boy, judged by the name and the tone of voice. Shelley doesn’t like adventures that much anyway, plus that Shelley likes boy bands, what kind of superhero that likes boy bands anyway?

Wendy Testaburger: Wendy isn’t really a main suspect because when Mysterion un-masks him or herself, it looks a bit like a boy anyway. Wendy does say to Cartman “How do you know Mysterion is a boy?” But what king of hero would give away a clue about his or hers secret identity? The only other clue is that in the episode ‘The Breast Cancer Show Ever’ she completely smashed up Cartman in a fight, and Mysterion is a crime FIGHTER,

Bebe Stevens: Like Shelley and Wendy, Bebe is not a major suspect because she is girl.

Those are all the characters in South Park that are in the class,

The only other reason that I can think of are these: . It’s for a joke showing that all faces on South Park look the same without hair. .Trey parker and Matt Stone might look on the internet for he most populated guess and use that character as Mysterion.

Alternative: Look in next episodes in season 13 to see who is missing as Mysterion was sent to jail after revealing his or her face. Who is Mysterion? (The 2nd Part)

For a while now I have completely and thoroughly checked through the web, continually trying to find any source of information on who Mysterion is, In one of my more recent documents, I talked about who the character might be, (The Mystery Of Mysterio1) But I only looked into the main characters. So I have decided to now investigate some of the more unpopular and less used characters in South Park, that’s also including what I found out on the web in certain sites for opinions, but first let’s look into some of the other characters.

And I want to make one thing pretty clear, that any of you irritating people who like to look at documents like this and think “That’s Nerdy”, well, what can I say? Even though Cartman said “I knew it was you! I even said you” at the end of the Coon, this next bit of information will explain why I’m doing the other character that Cartman did not name: Mysterion asked Kyle for help, could it be that Mysterion asked Kyle to pretend to be Mysterion when he unmasked himself to protect his true identity at the end of the episode? Professor Chaos said that the body type for Mysterion would be right for Kyle or Stan, NOT CLYDE OR KENNY! The Other character might be Mysterion, so I will carry on with the other characters now:

Other Characters:

Kyle Schwartz: Kyle is basically the worst and probably the least liked character in all of South Park, although how he acts is funny, how would you like to live with someone like that? Anyway, down to the facts: Kyle is in only one of the episodes. Kyle turns out to be very much dumb and complainful, which is not at all like Mysterion, at the end of the episode that Kyle appeared in, he went back to his hometown, and Mysterion said that he lived in South Park all his life. Also At the end of the episode ‘The Coon’, Mr. Garrison remarks “Hey, Mysterion is one of the kids in my class!” (Kyle went back home remember) and finally, Kyle wears glasses, and Mysterion doesn’t, what are the chances?

Kevin McCormick: Kevin McCormick is only seen as a background character in all the episodes of South Park, his only speaking role was in the episode ‘Chickenpox’ in season 2. Since then Kevin has never or rarely been spotted in any of the other South Park episodes, there is also a rumor that Kevin was sent to a foster home because he was so uneducated for not going to school, as in other episodes Kenny appeared as an only child, but that is another question. In a quick description of the chances of why Kevin should or shouldn’t be Mysterion, is this: Kevin is very rarely seen in South Park, Mysterion does not wear braces, and Kevin is not particularly Mysterion simply because no one would really know or  actually notice Kevin as an actual character.

Bill, Terrance Mephesto and Fosse: Okay this is quite long, so be prepared for a long paragraph, (or just skip it) 1). Bill: Bill was mostly pointed at in the episode ‘Lil’ Crime Stoppers’ where they stole Sarah Peterson’s doll. Bill is believed to be brothers with Terrance Mephesto because they look so alike, but that again is another discussion, Bill isn’t really a suspect because nobody knows if Bill likes adventures or not, research is still in progress though. 2). Terrance Mephesto: Terrance disappeared in season 1, some people say that Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t want to confuse the fans with him and Terrance and Phillip, but yet again that is another story, similar to Bill, Nobody really knows much about Terrance, He’s just not a suspect because there is no detail to tell if he is Mysterion. 3). Fosse: Yet again, Mysterion and Fosse are not really resembled in any way, There is simply still not enough information for Fosse, or Terrance Mephesto and Bill for a matter of fact, so there is nothing I can do about these three kids, Trey Parker and Matt Stone haven’t yet even made or named the parents.

Trent Boyett: Trent Boyett is not really the nicest kid around, and was sent back to Juvenile Hall at the end of the episode ‘Pre School’. There is no reason to why Trent should be Mysterion, he’s been an outlaw all of his life, Mysterion is a crime fighter, rather than a crime helper.

Mark Cotswold: Mark is only been seen in 2 other episodes apart from Hooked Up On Monkey-phonics, where Mark and Rebecca were first introduced and seen mostly, but Mark is to much of a parent listener to be a rebellious superhero, he is to unknown as well as to uncommon to Mysterion that he is not even suggested by anyone on the web.

Damien: Damien is the son of Satan, and can obviously be a threat to anyone, not a help, which is why Mysterion is not Damien, Damien left South Park after the episode that he appeared in, well, that’s what people say anyway, I’ not quite sure, but I think Damien was used as a background character in one of the other episodes.

Dog Poo: Dog Poo is more of a prop than a character in south park as described by Cartman in the episode “Professor Chaos”, this episode was also the only episode that Dog Poo ever said anything, Dog Poo is not really been known for adventures in any of the South Park episodes, though he was up to be replacement Kenny for Stan, Kyle, and Cartman, he came 4th in the competition. Mysterion looks more hygienic and more open than Dog Poo has ever been.

Gary Harrison: Gary is apparently good at quite a few things, but he didn’t appear in any episodes apart from one, which is ‘All About the Mormons’ where Gary is based as a main character, but since then, Gary has never been seen, maybe he moved away, which is why I only found one person one the web that said Gary was Mysterion. So Mysterion is most likely not Gary.