Board Thread:Character Discussion/@comment-6345313-20120905212437/@comment-13004323-20130722140240

Cartman. No contest. Take Cartman off the show and the show would end immediately. He's the main reason it became so popular to begin with. Even after they made him an all out evil antagonist to be loathed it just made him more interesting and likable.

Kenny's a great character but number 1...No, not even close. If more people knew about this poll Cartman would blow everyone out of the water with the exceptions of maybe Stan's dad and Chef, whom he's still beat by a wide margin. So many examples...

Kyle's mom's a bitch

''I hate you guys...you guys are assholes...especially Kenny...I hate him the most. Come on, everybody...you know the words...I hate you guys...specially Kenny...''

A minute later Making soft serve ice cream...for my friends...especially Kenny...

In I'm a little bit country, where he's singing ''I dont want to wait for our lives to be over as he calmly and nonchalantly beats the original messenger to death with a stick. Any time that scene crossesmy mind, I break into hysterical laughter.

As he's going over to Kenny's to get Chicken Pox he starts singing In the Ghetto...hilarious stuff.

During MechaBABs when he's pick axing for artifacts he sings ''Day's never finished, massa' got me workin'...some day massa set me free...

Scott Tenorman must Die...whole episode. Gnomes...whole episode. Trapper Keeper, whole episode. The first 3 or 4 Halloween specials...he owned those, too.

In conclusion, he's the most consistenty funny character in the history of Television. I'm sure you all may have some differing opinions...but your opinions are wrong. I know under normal circumstances that statement would be idiotic but here, it's just flat out truth. He's a breath of fresh air in PC hysterically fanatic America.

He's not only my favorite character on South Park, but he's my favorite character of all time. No one has or ever will top him. Not Tony Soprano, not Homer Simpson, not Beavis, not old school, always victorious Daffy Duck, not Brak or Zorak...no one can touch him.