Diane Choksondik

Ms. Diane Choksondik was a character in the series South Park. She was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker. Her name is a play on the phrase "chokes on dick."

Appearance
Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and has a drifting lazy eye. She also does not wear a bra, and when she lifts her arm up, her shirt has a habit of going up with it and revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts.

Sexual relationship
Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counsellor in the episode Proper Condom Use, when Mr. Mackey said he had never had sex despite having been married in a season two episode while on drugs. He could have forgotten about this event though. Ms. Choksondik also confessed to being a virgin and they had sexual intercourse.

Death
The episode Professor Chaos ended on a cliffhanger saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings, and it was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died.

In the episode Simpsons Already Did It, the boys revealed they put some of their Sea people in her coffee. They went to find the body and Cartman even hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff.

After this Mr. Garrison becomes the boys' regular teacher again.

Ms. Choksondik makes a cameo in I'm a Little Bit Country in the back of a crowd. this is probably because it was the show's 100th episode.

Episodes where Ms. Choksondik is prominent

 * Fourth Grade- Her first appearance. Becomes the boys' teachers as they move up to fourth grade.

NOTE: Appears in various cameos since being their teacher much like Mr. Garrison throughout the first four seasons.


 * Proper Condom Use- Has a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey.


 * Professor Chaos- Revealed that she is dead.


 * Simpsons Already Did It- The boys believe that their brine shrimp in Ms. Choksondik's coffee killed her. Her corpse is seen.