Forum:The 'Real List'

Fan Speculation
PLEASE NOTE: This is merely a fan based list dealing with simple hints which occurred throughout the episode. It has not been verified by the shows producers or staff and should not be taken seriously.

A fan on Facebook attempted to calculate the real list and came to this conclusion:

The 'Corrupted' List:
 * 1. Clyde :2. Token :3. Stan :4. Bradley :5. Jason :6. Leroy :7. Kenny :8. Tweek :9. Kevin :10. Jimmy :11. Butters :12. Craig :13. Timmy :14. Francis :15. Cartman :16. Kyle

Here's how this person figured it out:


 * 1) The cop said that Kyle wasn't the ugliest kid in his class. Effectively removing Kyle from the last rank and from the list entirely at this point:
 * 1. Clyde :2. Token :3. Stan :4. Bradley :5. Jason :6. Leroy :7. Kenny :8. Tweek :9. Kevin :10. Jimmy :11. Butters :12. Craig :13. Timmy :14. Francis :15. Cartman :16.


 * 2) Lola (The girl in the green sweater) said, "Unfortunately, the members voted Clyde in the bottom five of the list."
 * 3) Bebe said, "To move Clyde meant that Craig had to be moved to number twelve, which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up!", meaning at this point they had to switch Craig from position number 1 to 12 so Clyde could take the number 1 spot.
 * 4) Jason was 5 and Jimmy was 10 on the corrupted list, so if Jason was moved up, that means he was number 6 and Jimmy was moved down so he was number 9. When Jason was moved up to 6, it forced every boy from 5 - 15 (Jason - Cartman) to move up one spot and leaving spot 5 blank. The only person unaffected was Jimmy, who actually moved down from 10 - 9 skipping over Tweek and Kevin in the process:
 * 1. Craig :2. Token :3. Stan :4. Bradley :5. :6. Leroy - Jason :7. Kenny - Leroy :8. Tweek - Kenny :9. Kevin - Jimmy :10. Jimmy - Tweek :11. Butters - Kevin :12. Clyde - Butters:13. Timmy - Clyde :14. Francis - Timmy :15. Cartman - Francis :16. Cartman
 * 5) Since the cop said Kyle wasn't the ugliest boy in the class (removing Kyle from the list), and there is no where else to put him other than position 5 after every other boy moved up to their respective spots, it makes Kyle's official spot number 5
 * 5) Since the cop said Kyle wasn't the ugliest boy in the class (removing Kyle from the list), and there is no where else to put him other than position 5 after every other boy moved up to their respective spots, it makes Kyle's official spot number 5

Reviewed "Real List": So there you have it; Craig is the cutest boy in the class and Kyle's not ugly!
 * 1. Craig :2. Token :3. Stan :4. Bradley :5. Kyle:6. Jason :7. Leroy :8. Kenny :9. Jimmy :10. Tweek:11. Kevin :12. Butters:13. Clyde :14. Timmy :15. Francis :16. Cartman