Michael Deets



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Michael Deats was a serial killer featured in the episode Cartman's Incredible Gift, he murders several people throughout the episode including the school bus driver Ms. Crabtree and removed their left hands, at the sight of each murder he would be in a blood splattered rain coat and pretend to be molested by a mannequin whom he pretended was his mother while wearing a pair of yellow panties, no one except Kyle supspected him of the murders and Cartman's visions caused other people to be arrested instead.

Eventually he grows tired of not being credited for his murders and abducts Cartman from his home and forces him to watch slideshow of places he's been to, soon officer Harrison Yates enters his house and questions him about the murders where he announces himself as "God", inside the house Yates fails to notice Cartman tied to the chair and carries on only at the last second catching site of his collection of severed left hands and prepares to arrest him but changes his mind when he thinks they are right hands and lets him go.

After a while Yates discovers that left hands can look like right hands when turned around so he does a bunch of research about hands occasionally slacking off and forgetting what he's doing

eventually he finds out that they really were left hands and goes back to Deats' house, at this time his slideshow is over and he prepares to kill Cartman but he stalls him by saying he could kill him with his "magic powers" at this point Yates and his assistant arrive, Deatz leaps out at them with a knife and they shoot him dead to make sure Yates shoots him in the head an addtional few times.