Sexy Action School News

Sexy Action School News is the re-vamped version of Super School News. It was made because Super School News got a rating of only 4 (only four people watched the show because everyone was watching Craig's show: Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens ). The new show included: made up stories that sound interesting, hot girls for The 6th Graders, Butters saying (but not seeing) celebrities and telling people what they did, Panda Bear Madness Minute for the pre-schoolers, and Token talking as a white guy very audibly. The new show beat Craig's show by three points in the ratings, but got crushed in the ratings by Craig's new show: Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats.



Sexy Action School News Team:

Cartman: Co-Anchor

Jimmy: Co-Anchor

Kyle: Fake Reports

Stan:

Token: Weather

Butters: Celebrity Watch