South Park



South Park is a small town located in Colorado, just outside the much bigger city of Denver.

Description
South Park is a small, mountain town in Colorado. It is a Park County, Suburb of Denver, and is close to the Rocky mountains. Not much people know of South Park, and is generally overlooked. South Park is run by Mayor McDaniels, a greedy woman who constantly feels humiliated by the Rednecks and run down looks of South Park. The was a big issue over the South Park flag, which was a picture of four white men hanging a black man. Some wanted to keep it because of history, and other viewed it as racist and wanted it changed. To compromise, the flag was changed to a yellow, red, white and black man hanging a black man. South Park has a small population, that are usually at odds with each other, like in "I'm a little bit Country". Residents of South Park are usually very active in current issues, and tend to take things to far. Good examples of this are "Two Days before the Day After Tomorrow", when they panicked over Global Warming and "Child Abduction is not Funny", where they sent their children out of town to keep them from being abducted by themselves. Despite not being very large, South Park has all the amenities that a small town would not usually have. South Park has it's own Mall, Community centre and a Zoo. South Park also plays hosts to many strange happenings that have destroyed the town several times.

"And so, just weeks after the devastating attack of Mutant Genetic Creatures, Zombies and Thanksgiving Turkeys, the town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself, Once again be- (Sees Mecha-Stiesand destroying buildings) Aw, God damn it, not again!" - News Reporter