Dawg's Crew Theme Song

Dawg's Theme is sung by Eric Cartman in the episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy". The song glorifies his job as a hallway monitor, parodying Dog the Bounty Hunter. The song features heavily distorted vocals and is accompanied by a self-produced music video featuring Cartman and, later on, his crew of "badass guys". Two versions of the song with different lyrics are sung during the episode.

First Version
There's fear and darkness all around you The criminals are on the run No use in not having your hall pass I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg The Hallway Monitor!

Second Version
I got some badass guys to help me. I only had to pay them fifteen bucks. You think you got away with not having a hall pass? You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg! I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!