Diane Choksondik

Ms. Diane Choksondik was a character in the series South Park. She was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker (she is the only regular female character ever to be voiced by Parker or Stone.). Her name is a play on the phrase "chokes on dick."

Appearance
Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and has a drifting lazy eye. She also does not wear a bra, and when she lifts her arm up, her shirt has a habit of going up with it and revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts. She also wears large glasses, and was made fun of in high school because of them.

Sexual relationship
Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, in the episode Proper Condom Use, when the two characters realize that they are attracted to each other while discussing sex education. Mr. Mackey refers to a sexual experience at a much younger age as his only one, despite having been married in Ike's Wee Wee while on drugs, and having many instances with Liane Cartman. He could have forgotten about this event though. Ms. Choksondik confessed to being a virgin until then.

Death
The episode "Professor Chaos" ended on a cliffhanger (though it was revealed in the same episode) saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings. It was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. In the following episode "Simpsons Already Did It", the boys had put some of their Sea People in her coffee as a joke. (However this was not the cause of her death.) They went to find their Sea People to avoid getting caught and Cartman hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff. It was revealed in this episode when the boys were watching the news that Mr. Mackey's (her sexual partner) semen was found in her stomach, again, not contributing to her death. Her real cause of death is unknown.

After this incident, the students were given two weeks off school. The new teacher was Mr. Mackey for a short period, until finally Mr. Garrison reprises his role as the boy's teacher.

Episodes in which she is Prominent
Speaking

Non-Speaking Cameos
 * Fourth Grade - Her first appearance. Becomes the boys' teachers as they move up to fourth grade.)
 * Fat Camp - Accidentally has the kids dissect manatees.
 * A Very Crappy Christmas - Speaks out in the crowd at the end
 * It Hits the Fan - Teaches the kids the proper use of the s-word
 * Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow - Introduces the kids to the Earth Day Festival
 * Proper Condom Use - Has a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey.
 * Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants - Asks the kids to send a dollar to Afghanistan.
 * How To Eat With Your Butt - Repremends Butters for his stupid picture.
 * The Entity - Welcomes Kyle's cousin Kyle to the class.
 * Here Comes the Neighborhood - Grading projects at the beginning.
 * Kenny Dies - Tells Stan and Kyle to go to the Principal's office.
 * Fun With Veal - Takes the kids on a field trip to a ranch.
 * Professor Chaos - Butters hides her chalk.
 * The Wacky Molestation Adventure - Taken away by the police in montage
 * Jared Has Aides - is present together with citizens, to hang Jared
 * Simpsons Already Did It - Her last appearance, but not last mention. Died of causes unknown.