User:Cryptar

"In control." "What threat?" "Screw Chuck, I'm Cryptar." " Never let me cook." "South Park is the shit." "Problem?" "I can smell fanon from a mile away." "To stab is to give." "It's never enough money." "What is colour?" "Your fortune for today is 42." "Positive cannot exist without negative." "A happy work force is a good work force." "Giving is receiving." "Blood, a fine delicacy." "My epicness knows no bounds." The Scorpion is not ready. Laptop, in hand.

Superiority, dominance, power.

Ancient texts and hieroglyphs tell only one thing: fear the Cryptar .

'"Cryptar, Boolama!" The Cryptarian nation chants this as they march into battle. Warriors tear their miserable opponents apart by hand. They often eat the flesh of their enimies, savoring the taste of blood.'

'Elite guards remain completely undetectable without intervention. They love the sound of breaking bone as they carve their foes like modern art using their blades.'

Achievements/Events

 * 14/3/11 - Joined the wiki. Surely an achievement in itself.
 * 13/5/11 - Now celebrating 1,000 mainspace edits!!!
 * 26/5/11 - Gratefully received rollback rights!
 * 24/8/11 - Fell over after trying to get up when found out became admin!!
 * 30/10/11 - Cryptar earned a red belt in Judo, the first rung on the ladder!
 * 31/10/11 - First to earn the badge for 200 days editing in a row!
 * 29/11/11 - Fell over, bounced then flew off to to Marklar when discovered own Bureaucrat status!!!!
 * 18/12/11 - Awarded a special trophy for representing the very spirit of Judo during club Christmas party.
 * 25/03/12 - First achievement of the year, Cryptar earned a yellow belt in Judo, a good step up!
 * 13/4/12 - Exclusively (so far) earned the badge for 365 days editing in a row!
 * 30/9/12 - Successfully graded to orange belt in Judo. These are the beginnings of professionalism!
 * 16/11/12 - Started new job. Couldn't be happier with it!
 * 18/11/12 - Left the wiki and stepped down as a Bureaucrat, one year and eight months after joining.

Personal Targets

 * To total 750 categories added to pages
 * To reach 500 total edits on Episode pages
 * To reach 2,000 edits on Character pages

Achieved Targets

 * To add 100 total pictures to pages // Achieved November 28, 2011
 * To reach 250 total edits on Episode pages // Achieved December 3, 2011
 * To reach 1,500 edits on Character pages // Achieved Febuary 17th, 2012
 * To contribute to the wiki every day for 365 days total in a row // Achieved April 13, 2012
 * To reach 3,000 mainspace edits // Achieved September, 2012