Free Hat/Script

Cast

 * Kyle
 * Tweek
 * Stan
 * Cartman
 * Skeeter
 * Ted Koppel
 * George Lucas
 * Steven Spielberg
 * Shlomo
 * Richard Tweek
 * Townspeople / Free Hat Club Members
 * Francis Ford Coppola
 * Steven Spielberg's Guards
 * Hat McCollough
 * Trey Parker
 * Matt Stone
 * Pat O'Brien, Excess Hollywood anchor
 * Premiere Audience Members
 * Mayor's Aide
 * Trailer and commercial announcers