Trapper Keeper/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Kenny
 * Cartman
 * Ms Crabtree
 * Android VSM471, aka Bill Cosby
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Ms Cartman
 * Rosie O'Donnell
 * Jesse Jackson
 * Kindergarten Presidential Candidates Ike Broflovski and Filmore Anderson
 * Kindergarteners Jenny, Sally Bands, Billy Harris, Flora, and others
 * Officer Barbrady
 * Two Cheyenne Mountain security guards
 * Townsfolk