Child Abduction is Not Funny/Script

Cast

 * Kyle
 * Tweek
 * Stan
 * Cartman
 * Mr. Mackey
 * City Wok Owner (Tuong Lu Kim)
 * Sharon and Randy Marsh
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Liane Cartman
 * Richard and Mrs. Tweek
 * News Anchors
 * Mongolians
 * Mr. and Mrs. Goodman
 * Butters
 * Chris and Linda Stotch
 * Mayor McDaniels
 * The Ghost of Human Kindness (Frederick Johnson)
 * Lost Driver
 * Elderly Lady
 * Man in Wheelchair
 * Police Officers and Detective
 * Tom, Craig's father
 * Jimbo
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Mr. Mackey Sr.