Starvin' Marvin in Space/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * The Marklar
 * Sally the Hutt (and Salacious Crumb)
 * Marvin
 * CIA Agents Connelly and Bill Sphinx
 * FBI Agent
 * Sister Hollis
 * Pat Robertson
 * Susan
 * Ethiopians
 * Australians
 * Mr. Garrison
 * Feed The Children Foundation Receptionist
 * Singer

Script
{|class="wikitable" border="1" width="100%" ! !Marklar: !Marklar Dispatcher: !
 * style="background:#;"|[Space. A small ship makes its way towards earth. An alien flies the ship. It has a big brain, and its head is covered with veins that stick out.]
 * Marklar, this is Marklar. Approaching Marklar.
 * Marklar. [the Marklar ship descends to Earth and hovers over a desert. It lands, and the Marklar pilot steps out. It walks forward] Greetings, Marklar, I am Marklar. [Two lions and a lioness look at him hungrily.] I come in marklar. [the lions move towards him] Oh, marklar. [the lions jump him and rips him to shreds] AAAAAAAAAA! [the lions run away carrying chunks of the Marklar in their mouths]
 * style="background:#;"|[Fade to next day, the Ethiopian desert under the hot sun. The Ethiopians laze about in front of their huts, having nothing to do. The camera pans past the hut to a small white church with a simple cross and a white picket fence.]