Freak Strike/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Butters (aka Napoleon Bonaparte)
 * Chris and Linda Stotch
 * Liane Cartman
 * Maury Povich
 * Show Announcer
 * Show stagehand
 * Show Cameraman
 * Show Telephone Operator
 * Studio Audience
 * Damla
 * Two Trekkers
 * Vanessa and Vanity
 * Joline and Chantal
 * New York Police
 * The Freaks, including
 * Man With No Face
 * Man With Foot On Head
 * Disfigured Country Singer
 * Man With No Limbs
 * Man With Terrible Skin Condition, their leader
 * Incredibly Obese Black Man
 * Dwarves
 * Elephant Man