Bradley Biggle


 * If you meant the Bradley from "Cartman Sucks" then click here.

Bradley Biggle (also known as Gork-zarah) is one of the minor classmates in the Fourth Grade classroom. He has essentially been a background character until he got his first major appearance in the Superhero Arc beginning with "Coon 2: Hindsight".

He first appeared in "Rainforest Schmainforest" as part of the Getting Gay With Kids choir, along with Kelly, Jake, Esther, Heidi, Millie, Sally, a nameless black-haired boy, and two unnamed brunette girls, and later became a recurring background character in "Tweek vs. Craig".

During "Fourth Grade" he begins appearing in the classroom and since has remained a part of the recurring fourth grade classroom with some omissions. He was partnered with Esther in "Follow That Egg!" for the class project, was ranked #4 on the list of cutest boys in "The List" and played on the school's basketball team in "Elementary School Musical".

He made his first significant appearance in "Coon 2: Hindsight" as the superhero Mint-Berry Crunch, with his role continuing through the story arc's second part, "Mysterion Rises" and he appears in the arc's conclusion, "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" where he plays a crucial role.

Appearance
His hairstyle is a bowl-cut, with a cow-lick sticking up at the back of his head. He wears a navy blue sweater with red mittens and blue jeans.

Personality
Bradley seems to be bright and is very active. He has his major appearances in "Coon 2: Hindsight", "Mysterion Rises" and "Coon vs. Coon & Friends". Until then, though, he usually only appeared as a background character. Bradley is the true identity of Mint-Berry Crunch, later identified as Gok'Zarah. As Mint-Berry Crunch, he was bullied by the Coon (Eric Cartman) until he came into his pwer, whereupon he put the Coon in with Butters in a dog cage with only poop to eat. While he has had occasional speaking roles, he never really spoke until the Coon and Friends episodes.

Bradley debuted in "Rainforest Schmainforest" as part of the Getting Gay With Kids choir.

His only major role to date (and most likely ever) was as Mint-Berry Crunch in the Coon and Friends saga. During the first two episodes, he is unable to say exactly what his power is - this was first brought up by the Coon, who suggested that he add something to the costume (Bradley said "Milk?"). He is left behind when the others go to the hotel fire to "guard the base". Eventually, when everyone follows the disgraced Coon outside where Cthulhu (who has risen and sided with the Coon over the course of the story) is waiting for them, he runs away and escapes exile to the Sunken City of R'Lyeh. Kenny uses his power (inability to die) to escape, and Bradley follows Kenny (AKA Mysterion) to where Cthulhu is massacring a Justin Bieber concert. A message then arrives from space for "Gok'Zarah", who turns out to be Bradley - it informs him that he, too, has a power and was sent to Earth as a result of his parents being missing. Bradley uses his new found powers (over Mint and Berry) to defeat Cthulhu, close the rift between Earth and R'Lyeh, and incarcerate Cartman. He then leaves to track down his parents.

Bradley's first speaking role is in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". In the tree, he says "I could make a Mr. Hankey too!" then he poops and makes a "Mr. Hankey" (actually just another run-of-the-mill shit).

In "The List" Bradley was ranked as #4 on the corrupted list.

In "Elementary School Musical", Bradley was part of the basketball team.

In "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" Bradley is among the boys who reverted to an apeman-like state when attracted to Bebe due to her developing boobs.

Family
Bradley is apparently adopted by the Biggles. However he is actually an alien sent to Earth by his birth parents after the collision of the Mint and Berry worlds. Little is known about his real family other than their home planet's name was K'oh Kajan.

Mother
Bradley's mother has been shown to be very nice and caring for her children. It is unknown how or when she took Bradley in as her own child but this factor doesn't seem to cause any difficulties in their relationship. She tries to get her children to get along by asking her daughter Henrietta to spend some time with her brother, it seems that she is oblivious to Henrietta's disdain towards Bradley.

Henriette Biggle
The relationship between Bradley and Henrietta is rocky to say the least. Henrietta finds her little brother to be an annoying twerp and Bradly, in return, is scared of her. Despite relying on her at times to keep him company, Bradley would like to gain the upper hand on his sister and he eventually did when he rubbed her face in it after discovering his powers. He often calls her fat and flips her off, suggesting an utter dislike for her.

Father (By Birth)
Little is known about his birth father. However, when things got too dangerous for his son, an image of him appeared before Bradley to tell him about his origins (the planet K'oh Kajan) and powers. It is assumed he cared greatly for his son's well being

Other
Bradleys' sister Henrietta talked about her father and aunt when she was first introduced. From her description we hear that Bradley's adopted father is an alcoholic and his aunt is a drug addict. This however may not be true as Henrietta seems to over exaggerate or make false claims about her loved ones because the likes to see things negatively. Bradley's alien father also states that his son also had another mother however it is unknown what happened to her or even if she is still alive.

Friendship/Conflict with Eric Cartman
Bradley often follows Cartman's schemes, such as capturing Kyle in "It's a Jersey Thing". In the Coon and Friends episodes, Bradley annoys Cartman, who bullies Bradley in response, because of his Mint-Berry Costume. Cartman gets so annoyed of him saying stuff such as "Let's pack the Gulf full of power!" Cartman gets annoyed by him. Bradley is also scared of Cartman because he easily beats him up, he got beat up by Cartman in Coon 2: Hindsight when they were going to the grocery store. But in Coon vs. Coon & Friends he was not scared of Cartman and found out that he was working with Cthulhu the dark lord, at the end of the episode he defeated Cthulhu and put The Coon (character) to jail where Professor Chaos was through all the episode.

Relationship with Esther
Bradley and Esther were paired up in "Follow That Egg!". Bradley and Esther were also part of the Getting Gay With Kids choir in "Rainforest Schmainforest". It is also seemed that they could also be seen together in the background so it's possible that he and Esther are very close friends.

Voice
In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Bradley's voice was done by Jesse Howell who voiced Ike Broflovski through the first three seasons. Years later in "Marjorine", he's given a nasally voice akin to Craig, done by Matt Stone. This same voice carries over into "Coon 2: Hindsight" ,"Mysterion Rises", and &quot;Coon vs. Coon and Friends".

Super Powers
Bradley transforms into Mint-Berry Crunch by spinning around and invoking the magic word ''Shablagoo!! ''When asked by Stan what his powers were, he replied "The power of mint and berries, with a satisfying, tasty crunch!!" He is later shown able to shower enemies with berries as well as mint, his other less ridiculous powers include flight, super-human strength to easily drag Cthulhu by a tentacle, generating a berry force field and teleporting in a splash of berries.

Quotes
"Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"

Stan: - "Where you guys going?" Bradley: - "Where going to see our friend. Bebe." Stan: - "Bebe, is our friend. do you all get the memo?" Francis: - "Bebe is everybody's friend." Kevin: - "Yeah. God put Bebe to arch everyone's lives."

(Speaking to Mrs. Stevens.)

Mrs. Stevens: - "Oh, Hello boys!" Stan: - "Is Bebe home?" Mrs. Stevens: - "No she is one of her little friends. But she should be back shortly if you boys want to wait." Bradley: - "Who is she's with?"

"Coon vs. Coon & Friends"

Stan: - "Dude, I'm sorry, but we still aren't getting it. Your half- man and half berry?" Bradley: - "Rrright!" Kyle: - "But then what exactly is your superpower?" Bradley: - "The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch!"

Bradley: - "Well, I'm off. There are still many more questions left unanswered. I need to know what happened to my parents." Kyle: - "Well, come back and visit any time, dude." Bradley - "I will. Shaaablagoo! [twirls in place and disappears in a streak of light, leaving behind berry cereal]

Bradley: - "I reached the Gulf of Mexico in no time, and with all my strength, I dragged Cthulhu back to the depths from whence he came! My trusty hero companions were there, still alive. I returned them to their world encased in a protective berry bubble. Then it's back down to fill up the hole created by the BP Oil Company, returning home only momentarily to flip off my fat sister." ["Fuck you! I have powers you fat bitch!"]

"Coon 2: Hindsight"

Cartman: - "Let's work, people! [the other heroes begin to leave, but Coon holds one back] Uh, Mint-Berry Crunch, could I have a quick word with you in the debriefing chamber? [takes Mint-Berry Crunch to a corner of headquarters, sits behind a desk and sighs] Okay, ummm, I really enjoy having you be a part of Coon and Friends and I certainly appreciate your on-time paying of dues and fees; it's just... I don't... I'm not getting your deal. I mean, exactly what is Mint-Berry Crunch supposed to mean? [Mint-Berry Crunch's jaw drops] I, I get that you're half man and half berry, and that you're... crunchy with some mint, but... to be a part of Coon and Friends, you have to have a clear and more... superhero kind of identity. [Mint-Berry Crunch just looks at himself, then back at Coon] Mint-Berry Crunch, ummm, I'm just wondering if... maybe you need to add something else to the Mint-Berry Crunch part of your costume." Bradley: - [looks at himself again] "Like milk?"

Cartman: - "Gentlemen, my attempts to recruit Captain Hindsight into Coon and Friends have been unsuccessful, but I believe I've come up with a solution. Coon Vision on! [a projector screen is shown, as is the projector on the table. Pictures begin to appear on screen] All we need to do is get pictures of Captain Hindsight naked with Courtney Love. Then we'll tell him if he doesn't join us, we'll put them on the Internet." Stan: - "How do we get pictures of him naked with Courtney Love?" Cartman - " Simple, Toolshed. Coon slide 2? [the next slide clicks into place] We dress Professor Chaos up as Courtney Love, take pictures of him naked with a homeless guy, then photoshop Hindsight's face onto it." Butters: - "Me?? Awww, come on, fellas, don't make me be Courtney Love." Cartman: - "Gotta get to work fast, people! Coon and friends, ho!" Clyde: - "You want us to take naked pictures of Butters to use as blackmail? That doesn't sound very superhero-like." Cartman: - "That's because you think small, Mosquito! You have a tiny little mosquito brain, that's why you don't come up with the plan!" Clyde: - "Nono, look. what's going on down in the Gulf is much more important than blackmailing another hero. Mysterion: - "Agreed." Cartman: - "Oh who cares about some oil spill environment crap?" Stan: - "Mosquito has a good plan, Cartman. Hear him out." Cartman: - "You don't know that I'm Cartman because my true identity is secret!" Mysterion: - "We all have a say in this organization, Coon! Let Mosquito talk!" Cartman:' - "grudgingly] All right, Mosquito, how do you wanna help people suffering in the Gulf crisis?" [crosses his arms] Clyde: - "I think we should help raise money for the relief aid by having a bake sale." Cartman: - "[challenging] A bake sale? " Clyde: - "I have a recipe for lemon bars from my mom. We could wear our costumes outside the grocery store and sell lemon bars. which would be a good deed, and help people." Cartman: - "We're superheroes, not the fucking Girl Scouts!" Mysterion: - "Those people down there need help. Sometimes being a hero means helping in smaller ways." Timmy: - "Timmeh!" Cartman: - "[challenging] You think selling lemon bars is helpful to mankind?" Bradley: - "More helpful than taking naked pictures of Butters."

Cartman: - "[after a while] Well, now we're back to normal. [smiles] Just like before and all forgotten? Right right?" Bradley: - "[defeated] Right right."

Kyle: - "We've got to help those people." Cartman: - "Yes. This is definitely a job for Coon and friends." Bradley: - "Let's pack the Gulf full of flavor! [Cartman looks at him in disbelief]"

Episodes in Which he is Prominent

 * "Rainforest Schmainforest" - Bradley debuts as a member of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir.
 * "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" - First speaking role. He's part of the choir at the beginning, and is shown defecating in the bushes
 * "A Very Crappy Christmas" - Bradley is seen waving at the camera on TV while somebody is being questioned about their thoughts on Christmas.
 * "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" - Becomes hypnotized by Bebe's breasts, along with all the other 4th grade boys.
 * "Marjorine" - Bradley asks Stan if he means destroy it when referring to the device.
 * "Follow That Egg!" - Is paired off with Esther.
 * "The List" - Ranks in fourth place on the fake list of the cutest boys.
 * "Elementary School Musical" - Bradley was part of the Basketball team.
 * "It's a Jersey Thing" - Part of Cartman's entourage to help lock up Kyle
 * "Coon 2: Hindsight" - As Mint-Berry Crunch, he gets bullied by The Coon because he seems to act like a breakfast character rather than a super hero.
 * "Mysterion Rises" - As Mint-Berry Crunch
 * "Coon vs. Coon and Friends" - as Mint-Berry Crunch, first identified with the last name, Biggle.