Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut/Script

Cast

 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Liane Cartman
 * Chief Running Water
 * Sid Greenfield, Los Angeles director for America's Most Wanted
 * John Walsh, host
 * Boom Mike Operator and Cameraman
 * Director's Assistant
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Gerald and Sheila Broflovski
 * Chef
 * Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat
 * 1989/1991 Denver Broncos
 * Jimbo
 * Ned
 * Officer Barbrady
 * Dr. Alphonse Mephesto
 * Kevin, the monkey boy
 * the Mayor
 * Eric Roberts
 * Dr. Doctor and Nurse Goodly
 * Unplanned Parenthood counselor
 * Congressman O'Reilly
 * Bill Clinton