Skyler Morse

Skyler is a 22-year-old wanna-be musician who first appeared in the Season Three episode "Cat Orgy".

History
Skyler makes his first appearance in which his girlfriend Shelley Marsh is baby sitting Eric Cartman, and she invites Skyler over. Due to the abuse that Shelley puts him through, Cartman tries to expose Shelley as being a bad babysitter. However, each attempt fails, and results in Cartman being beaten by the couple. Later, Shelley allows for Cartman to watch the meteor shower with her and Skyler, who tries to push Shelley into having sex with him. Shelley refuses, causing Skyler to become furious and to dump her immediately, while claiming he has other girlfriends who would put out of him. Showing an uncharacteristic show of concern and pity for the heart broken Shelley, Cartman helps her get revenge on Skyler, by distract him and and allowing for Shelley to destroy his guitar, put it in cat-crap with a message calling him the "King of Turds". Infuriated, Skyler goes back to Cartman's House, intent to attacking Cartman and Shelley. However, Cartman's cat Mr. Kitty was having an orgy, and Cartman throws catnip at Skyler making all the cats jump upon him and violate him.

Skyler comes back a season later in "Timmy 2000" Season 4 playing a major role. Timmy randomly meets up with Skyler and his band The Lords of The Underworld in his garage. Hearing him scream his catchphrase "Tim-ah!", Skyler asks Timmy to join ths band and they win the battle of the bands Skyler's band, allowing them to open for Phil Collins. Phil Collins, however is disgusted by the idea of Timmy being 'exploited' and being mocked (which seems to be a projection of himself), and gets Skyler to become jealous of Timmy for getting all the recognition. Skyler quits, causing the band to disabnd, and Collins allows him to do his own performance at Lalapalalapaza. However Phil Collins is then booed off-stage, because no one really likes his music or his attitutde towards Timmy. Feeling like a jerk meanwhile, Skyler goes to "Lords Of The Under World", who agrees to take him back. They perform at the concert, and are a great success.

He makes a brief appearance in "Christian Rock Hard" in the crowd of striking musicians.

Personality
Skyler is a extremely self centered and only cares about his guitar in the episode "Cat Orgy". This is again demonstrated in "Timmy 2000" in which he bullies his friends into continuing with a band that has repeatedly failed. However, he later comes off as somewhat nicer, when he demonstrates concern about his band and feels guilty for being a jerk after quiting the band, when he doesn't recieve primary attention. Skylar's romantic or rather sexual feelings towards Shelley demonstrates that he is technically and legally a pedophile due to the 9-10 year age difference between them.