The Lonely Jew on Christmas

Jew on Christmas was the song Kyle sang in Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, about feeling left out when his friends all go off to do Christmassy things, and won't let him join in.

"It's hard to be a Je-ew on Christmas My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph cuz there is something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity I'm a Jew A lonely Jew On Christmas"...

"Channukah is nice, but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes Instead of Silent Night I'm singing 'Hoo Hoch Do Lavi' And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me, please! I'm a Jew A lonely Jew I can't be merry Cuz I'm Hebrew On Christmas"

There is also an ending that doesn't appear in the episode:

Deeper voice:"Hey little boy couldn't help but hear You're feeling left out on Christmas cheer, Well let me tell you don't be sad, This is the one time tat you should be glaaaad...

Because it's good to be a Jew on Christmas You don't have to deal with the season at all Don't have to b on your best behaviour Or give to charity You don't have to go to grandmas With your alcoholic family..." Kyle:"And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breath his stinky breath on me!" (Thats right)

Deeper voice:"You're a Jew..." Kyle: A stylin' Jew... Both: It's a good time... to be Hebrew! On Christmas