List of Minor Characters from Season Twelve

This list is for minor characters from the thirteenth season of South Park.

Afro Ninja
Main article: Afro Ninja

Afro Ninja appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their payments. He is never seen being killed, so he may still be alive.

Britney Spears
Main article: Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a singer and songwriter, known for her very popular for her songs "...Baby One More Time", "Oops... I Did It Again", "Toxic", "Gimme More", "Womanizer" and many more.

Britney Spears was featured in the episode, "Britney's New Look", in which the boys try and take paparazzi photos of her, causing her to breakdown and attempt suicide.

Chris Crocker
Main article: Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker, famous for his "Leave Britney Alone" video, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He was mauled by Sneezing Panda's mother for constantly screaming "Leave (someone) alone!"

Gary Brolsma
Main article: The Numa Numa Guy

Gary Brolsma, also known as the The Numa Numa Guy, appeared in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He fights Tron Guy while singing "Numa Numa" but is shredded up by Sneezing Panda's mother. He is famous for singing a song and dancing with unsual movement. It was a funny episode that made worldwide news and that further developed his fame.

Ghyslain Raza
Main article: Star Wars Kid

Ghyslain Raza, also known as the Star Wars Kid, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He is shot by Chocolate Rain during the brawl between the other internet celebrities.

Raza is from Quebec, Canada, but does not have the odd appearance of the other Canadians seen in this episode. He is famous for behaving like a Jedi from Star Wars, with his golf club as a lightsaber. When Tay Zonday killed him it took two shots in the neck then his glasses side ways and fell head first and drop his golf club.

Jay Maynard
Main article: Tron Guy

Jay Maynard, also known as the Tron Guy, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He is mauled by Sneezing Panda's mother during the internet celebrity brawl.

Jimmy Buffett
Main article: Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffet appears in the episode, "Tonsil Trouble", in which he performed at Cartman's AIDS benefit, singing parodies of his songs "Cheeseburger in Paradise" (AIDSburger in Paradise.

Large-breasted Woman
Main article: Large-breasted Woman

The Large-breasted woman appears only once in the episode "Major Boobage".

She is a beautiful large breasted scantily dressed girl found in the imaginary world visited by Kenny and Gerald Broflovski when they get high on cat urine. While she never speaks she seem to often have a knowing smile on her face. As seen during Kenny high trips and heard from Gerald's speech, they both go on various adventures with her to places named after euphemisms for breasts. Her father, the King, seems willing to offer up his daughter to whatever suitor who wants her, and will even suggest they wash her "rocking tits". But as Gerald points out "she is not real". Apparently Randy has seen her as well when he points out you "never get a good look at her naked boobs". While both Kenny and Gerald stay off of cat urine, Kenny finds a new way back to her while sniffing odd flowers.

Laughing Baby
Main article: Laughing Baby

The Laughing Baby appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. The baby (and possibly Afro Ninja) is the only one not whose fate is not shown, instead he laughs while the other internet celebrities kill each other.

Magic Johnson
Main article: Magic Johnson

Magic Johnson appears in the episode "Tonsil Trouble". He is a retired basketball player with AIDS. He sleeps with all of his money in his bedroom, which is the key to discovering the cure for AIDS.

Sneezing Panda
Main article: Sneezing Panda

The Sneezing Panda appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. During the fight between the celebrities, it's mother kills several of them, but ends up being shot by Chocolate Rain. Sneezing Panda is known for sneezing loudly,shocking her mother.

What happens to the Sneezing Panda after the death of it's mother is unknown.

Stephen Abootman
Main article: Stephen Abootman

Stephen Abootman is a Canadian character who appears in the episode "Canada on Strike".

Like the other Canadians he has a Pacman-like head that flaps up and down. He has brown hair and wears a black suit with a tie.

Stephen was head of the World Canadian Bureau and lead the country to strike because of the lack of respect shown to Canada on the Canadian Appreciation Day, unfortunately it failed as the Danish replace them. Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman and Stan Marsh gave him theoretical dollars but Kyle managed to persuade the world leaders to give them a small consolation prize - a piece of a bubblegum and a Bennigans coupon for every Canadian.

Terrance and Phillip gatecrash the celebration party and tell the Canadian people that in fact Canada lost far more revenue striking.

The Canadians set Stephen and his assistants adrift on an ice flow. He could possibly be dead from hunger or the ice they floated on melted and they drowned.

Tay Zonday
Main article: Chocolate Rain

Tay Zonday, also known as Chocolate Rain, appears in the episode "Canada on Strike" as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. He possesses a gun that he uses to shoot his fellow internet celebrities. He meets his end when Dramatic Look Gopher stares at him too long, causing his brain to explode. He is famous for singing the song "Chocolate Rain", which is about racism towards African Americans.