Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics/Script

Cast

 * Mr. Hankey
 * Stan
 * Kyle
 * Cartman
 * Kenny
 * Angels
 * Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat
 * Mailman
 * Timmy
 * Satan and Adolf Hitler
 * (and some famous celebrities)
 * Demons Bailey
 * John F. Kennedy and John F. Kennedy Jr.
 * Jesus and Santa
 * Various Kids
 * Mr. Mackey
 * Shelley Marsh
 * News Anchor
 * Man on Porto Potty
 * Sheila
 * Gerald
 * Ike