Chickenlover/Script

Cast

 * Mr Garrison
 * Cartman
 * Kyle

Script
Mr Garrison: Okay Children, each of you gets to choose two books from the booktastic bus.

Cartman: Reading sucks ass.

Mr Garrison: Eric shut up.

They get onto the booktastic bus

Klye: Boring, boring, gay, boring, boring

Stan: Hey you guys! Check out these books! (The 3 other boys come up to him) Sebrena unchanged

Kyle: Wow! These books look cool! (They all reach for a book)

Cartman: Hey! Theres alot of big words in these books!

Kenny: (muffled) Theres alot of pictures of titties and butts of stuff (?)

Booktastic bus driver: (comes up) Hello kids! I see you're discovering the magic of reading!

Kyle: Who are you?

Booktastic bus driver: I drive the booktastic bus, where magic begins! You see? Reading opens up whole new worlds to you, you can take a canoe down the amazon, or travel back in time to Chamelon or become a race car driver, all just by opening a book! Just like magic, the magic of reading!