Kyle's Mom's a Bitch

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"Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" is the name of a song sung by Eric Cartman to Kyle Broflovski about Kyle's mom.

The first occurrence of the song was in the episode, Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, when Cartman was upset with Kyle's mom for ruining Christmas. The song upset Kyle, and as Cartman sang it, Mr. Hankey came to life and launched himself at Cartman as the song ended.

In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Cartman was angry that Sheila was now going to have Terrance and Phillip executed and lead a war with Canada. This time, the song contained much more bad language including the use of the word "fuck", as well as a verse of the song being sung by children from around the world in different languages. At the end of the song, Cartman turned around to see Sheila directly behind him.

Lyrics
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Kyle's mom's a bitch

She's a big fat bitch

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch

She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch

On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamehameha beatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

For tons of kids around the world it might go something like this:

(Chinese verse, French verse, Dutch verse, African tribal verse)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair

She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

I really mean it

Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking Biiiiiiitch

Big old fat fucking bitch

Yeah kyles Moooooom

Yeah! Chaaaa!

Trivia

 * The song's Les Miserables counterpart is "Master of the House" as it is a comedic song sung by a major antagonist.