It's a Jersey Thing/Script

Stan Kyle Cartman Butters Kenny Dog Poo Gerald, Sheila, and Ike Broflovski Randy and Sharon Marsh Steve Stotch Stuart McCormick Jimbo Mr. Garrison Barbrady Skeeter

New Jersey Folk Joe and Teresa Giudice (from "Real Housewives of New Jersey") Jacqueline (from "Real Housewives of New Jersey") Caroline (from "Real Housewives of New Jersey") Snooki (from "Jersey Shore") The Situation (from "Jersey Shore") Steve "Last Call" P-Train Tan Jovi Reporter

Announcer: Bar Patron 1 Bar Patron 2 Jersey Man 2 Jersey Woman Operative Paratrooper Salon Girl Arnold Schwarzenegger Woman 1 Woman